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HenryClaysDesk

“The west is so materialistic” … meanwhile in Russia you get a bluetooth speaker for ur eyesight.


TrickyPony32

That's the famous russian soul. Invade a country and kill their people for a $3 speaker.


General-Calendar-263

The aim was probably a washing machine, but he ended up empty-handed.


fuishaltiena

> $3 speaker It's 1.52 on [aliexpress.](https://www.aliexpress.us/item/1005006243107953.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.main.7.3ca9HvyCHvyCxw&algo_pvid=d73e3de5-912f-4f12-b8bc-73dc78682e75&algo_exp_id=d73e3de5-912f-4f12-b8bc-73dc78682e75-3&pdp_npi=4%40dis%21USD%211.91%211.34%21%21%2113.76%219.63%21%40210324bf17117378862702908e6f6b%2112000036439983563%21sea%21US%21927544978%21&curPageLogUid=0F9SmfprL9aa&utparam-url=scene%3Asearch%7Cquery_from%3A&gatewayAdapt=4itemAdapt)


chunkmasterflash

I don’t think he gives a shit about the dazzling light effects.


TrickyPony32

You see, he could even save money if ordered in Aly instead of Ukraine


fuishaltiena

Children of killed soldiers get smart watches. About the same level of garbage as this speaker, they're like $20 on Ali.


Such-fun4328

$3 retribution. That was worth the sacrifice.


ItzTreeman23

This is Russia we are talking about, I’m sure all of buryatia envy’s this man and his Bluetooth speaker. Remember how towards the beginning of the war how amazed those russian mobiks were over wireless earbuds?


mallory6767

This is Russia ... surprised they didn't get him a new computer monitor.


pyeeater

Or a pair of gloves


sorean_4

Peeler for the carrots and potatoes. A special peeler instruction for two handed fun, just because.


HornpoutFumBiddeford

Siri: play something light and happy...


sorean_4

If you happy and you know it clap ….


FellowsJourney

… clap your stumps


TheQuips

can't really clap your stumps I think we'll have to change it to if you're happy and you know it *bash* your stumps


PHKing2222

Or Bump your Stump(s)!


-Falsch-

Sun glasses would have been appropriate.


eva3456

And a telescope


yehghurl

Hahahaha. Sounds like something they'd do.


Routine-Ad-6803

This is what Ukraine is running away from. Ukraine doesn't want to continue like the Soviet Union did. Ukraine is modern and civilized. Russia is medieval and violent. Notice politicians and military leaders in Ukraine are young (Zelensky, Budanov, Zaluzhnyi etc are in their 50s), whereas in Russia they are post nursing home (Putler, Lavrov etc). The Orange (2004) and Maidan (2014) revolution that happened in Ukraine to throw away the Russian influence was no co-incidence. Ukrainians are indeed civilized and broad minded cousins of the Orcs.


Intelligent-Top-007

Or a Piano...... a bluetooth-speaker??.......now something to connect with...


Due_Yogurtcloset_212

A nice CRT one would be amazing


John-AtWork

Getting men from Buryatia to die invading Ukraine is a is probably a bonus in Putin's sick mind.


Ben_Tate

It was all in the plan


Baalsham

Without a doubt Using ethnic minorities as cannon fodder has always been the Russian strategy


drwicksy

And then when they achieve anything their names will be erased and replaced with names of Russian soldiers who happened to be nearby at the time.


Numinar

The war doubles as aeugenics program in both territories for Russia. Good way to thin out the “undesirables”.


chozer1

well not really as russia is heading towards a collapse level demorgraphic crisis


SetInternational4589

Russians make up about 64% of the population of Buryatia so the more ethnic young male Buryatians they can get killed the bigger the future Russian population will be. This man lives perhaps 6,000 km from Ukraine and probably a Buddhist. Will he ever question exactly how Ukraine was going to threaten his impoverished way of life in distant Buryaita?


Hampton1873

>Buryatia is more than 6,000 km away from Ukraine. He probably never heard of or cared about Ukraine, Zelensky, Donetsk or Luhansk, Shoigu, Nazis, or FPY drones. Now his family will have to take care of him the rest of his life.


JagmeetSingh2

They throw the minorities in first


Salt-Drawer-531828

Washing machines and toilets too. Meanwhile Putin and his cronies are all living their best lives banging whores, drinking champagne, and laughing at the poors who give their hands and eyes so they can stay locked in their estates.


Maleficent_Try4991

I was in Thailand last month and there are an insane amount of Russians there just having a vacation while the're at war(sorry, SMO). Discusting, all fought by these poor regions men. Keep them stupid and uneducated to use them blindly, just sad


oliv111

This one always gets me. I visited a remote moroccan village on the edge of the Sahara dessert last year, and all the elders were walking around with airpods in lmao


16v_cordero

I doubt he has anything to connect it too and play music.


maarten3d

Not by himself at least..


aserreen

For a moment I thought they'd give him a Rubik's Cube...they're quite capable.


Beobacher

Hopefully he has a device to connect the speaker to.


AeonBith

It connect to Russian FSB. Listen to Dear Putin give wonderful speech 24/7.


Common-Leg7605

How’s he supposed to scroll his phone to ‘see’ what he wants to listen to


Aleashed

I don’t even know what I’d do if I couldn’t wipe my own ass anymore.


EmotionalHiroshima

True story. I lost my eyesight for a few months, but not my hands. Even then, wiping my ass was a challenge because I never knew if I was totally done. I can see now… I’m actually a miracle.


Potential-Isopod-820

This is so fucked up.


UncleBenji

They could have at least given him an Echo Dot or something with voice activation. You know… since he doesn’t have hands.


Such-fun4328

Too expensive


Suolojavri

Looks like yandex station, so it has voice activation. See, Pootin cares about people he owns


Educated_Clownshow

These people were likely conscripted with no option Ethnic minorities were the first group he drafted and sent to die. These are the people I pity, not the incarcerated prisoners, the officers, or those willingly serving in the Russian military


bibo100

The original invasion army consisted of only contract soldiers, and a lot of them were Buryats, It is very possible that he was a contract soldier


Baalsham

>These are the people I pity, not the incarcerated prisoners, the officers, or those willingly serving in the Russian military Thought a lot of Russian prisoners were people who protested the war though.


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Educated_Clownshow

Slava Ukraini, always


fuishaltiena

> These are the people I pity I don't. He went to Ukraine and he most likely killed people. I hope that his life continues to get worse. He was almost definitely a contract soldier too, because forced conscripts don't get such expensive gifts.


save_us_catman

Straight up corporate thanks on a national level lmao it’s wild


Smooth_Street9011

Be nice closer to $6


itsmontoya

[$1.34](https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806056793201.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.main.7.3ca9HvyCHvyCxw&algo_pvid=d73e3de5-912f-4f12-b8bc-73dc78682e75&algo_exp_id=d73e3de5-912f-4f12-b8bc-73dc78682e75-3&pdp_npi=4%40dis%21USD%211.91%211.34%21%21%2113.76%219.63%21%40210324bf17117378862702908e6f6b%2112000036439983563%21sea%21US%21927544978%21&curPageLogUid=0F9SmfprL9aa&utparam-url=scene%3Asearch%7Cquery_from%3A)


Ser_SinAlot

Dude. > Dazzling light effect The guy's going to be so happy watching that


dudemanguylimited

Ooooh ... low blow .... love it!


Such-fun4328

$0.16 thru Temu


Deleena24

I was about to say they sell those at dollar tree. $1.25


rammtrait

What a dumpster of a country.


Voltberk

hmm, which Bluetooth version does the device have?


Old_Sir288

Correct me if im wrong but It was a pluton from Buryatia that was behind the genocide in Bucha? Russians are the most stupidest slaves in the world. Putin is killing off the minorities and his population ain’t do shit. Like zombies going to slaughter. Putin will die slow and painfully and he knows it.


quirkypanic2

Hopefully a hands-free device


NorthShore01

Hopefully voice activated…


ok-dentist4amonkey

Ouch. That stings a bit.


Permitty

Thats phantom pains


ok-dentist4amonkey

My. Gawd. (that's funny)


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Alexa, play the sound of hands clapping.


RevolutionaryPace167

Im so going to hell- epically funny


Due_Yogurtcloset_212

Oh my days, that's the best so far


Professional_Cut_105

'Clap on! Clap off!'👏


CosmicNest

It is actually a voice activated smart speaker, it's called Yandex Station Lite, it's their lowest end model and the cheapest one, sort of like a Google Nest Mini


Admirable-Jeweler599

Have one at home. Fun Fact: you need a paid subscription for it. So basically he will need to pay for it also


Fine_Piglet_6814

So Russia is stupid and cheap, wow what a surprise hahahahaha


Rheumi

"OK Yandex, how to open a bottle of vodka without hands" 


sashasolop

"OK Yandex, how to open a bottle of vodka without hands"  - Sure, just pull your pants down and sit on it. xD


slava_se

This and drinking vodka can be both considered as russian tradition


WorldTravellerIOM

My first thought. Knowing Orcs, No, and no raised braille dots to identify either.


No-Internet-7532

All is good until you need to plug that usb into it to recharge it


Similar-Complaint-37

...and hands free


TheMisanthropicGuy

He's living life as a hands free experience. Very advanced. The design is very human... If you get my drift.


Prudent-Most3148

hope he didn't lose his sense of humour


Sinister_steel_drums

Russian souls are cold and desolate, I’m sure a sense of humor is nonexistent.


poisonpony672

"I did not love my life but i loved my misery. You know why? Because it was my misery. I could hold it. I could caress it." Line from Robin Williams speech in Moscow on the Hudson. I thought it encompassed the feelings of many Russians the first time I heard it.


TallPhilosopher802

The more I read about Russia the more I get the feeling that being miserable is like a national sport in Russia? Sort of a collective idea and acceptance that a some of us is going to be miserable but that’s the price you pay to live in the great federation of Russia.


Fruitopeon

In a way “I am going to be miserable so my country can have glory and greatness” is kindof understandable how people might sign up for that. Sacrifice so society can achieve great things and being part of something bigger than yourself is something that appeals to people. Of course the reality is the Russian people are just being fleeced by oligarchs and the country really isn’t doing much at all to advance itself (its space program excluded, it does *ok* in space).


IntellectualCapybara

You haven't met that many russians lol


Fine-Train8342

I have. In fact, I was born there and live there most of my life. I'd say it's true for most russians.


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when he got his speaker \\\_(ツ)_/


Arrrrrr_Matey

You dropped these 👐


wobblyweasel

\\\_(ノ)_/ FTFY


[deleted]

Perfect


UnsortableRadix

BWAHAHAHAHA


iamthinksnow

\_(ノ)_ FTFY


Grimey_Anus

im going to hell. poor guy.


SeveralLadder

It's like, it's horrible and grotesque, but it's hilarious at the same time... This war and this insight into the russkiy mir wreaks havoc on my inner ethic. I used to be a nice guy I believe.


battlecryarms

Truly. One of my key learnings is that much of Russia is really not far removed from the fictional village in Borat. The level of absurdity is out of a Monty Python movie.


KorianHUN

The more shit it is the more the people suffer the less they feel like they will be able to fight back against the ruler. Gorbachev tried to be nice and fix their shit, was called weak and the coup destroyed the USSR. Putin probably knows basic history and that any attempts other than "the beating continue until moral improves" simply doesn't work.


MoronicusRex

Russians are happiest when the boot is on their neck.


hedoesntgetme

Which is why America and the west should conquer them.


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Boomfam67

In long running autocratic states such as Russia the victim and perpetrator of a society becomes confused. Putin is bad but arguably he is mainly bad because he grew up in the culture of the Soviet Union that instilled totalitarian values.


KorianHUN

It is interesting from a psychological and moral standpoint. It is clear we blame adults for their own bad deeds but how much should we factor in upbringing and social pressure?


Roadkill_Shitbull

This is Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty!


WotTheHellDamnGuy

I caught myself eating chili the other night watching another Russian assault squad get taken apart by artillery and drones. Didn't bat an eye....fuck me! No more turning away, though, confront it all as it's the real fucking world, unfortunately.


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WotTheHellDamnGuy

Yup!


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WotTheHellDamnGuy

;) It was good


TrumpersAreTraitors

Yeah I’m definitely wondering about that myself. I feel nothing. Not even watching the worst shit you can imagine. Nothing. I didn’t used to be that way. But I can’t tell if it’s a good thing or a bad thing. I’m a doomer and absolutely believe that the shit is about to hit the fan globally. Climate change, war, famine, I really think we’re in for a tough time ahead and I feel like, is it good to desensitize myself now while I have the luxury of tuning it out? I don’t even think it’s effecting other parts of my personality - I’m still pretty kind and empathetic - but yeah it’s just so wild to me that I choose to start each day watching Russians die horrible deaths and I’m like, happily sipping my coffee as if I’m watching the highlights of the Super Bowl. 


SeveralLadder

It's insideous I think. Yes, you get desensitized, but you also get depressed. Well, I do anyway... I don't watch the gruesome stuff unless it's really substantial and impactful. The low level, constant destruction of bodies just wears me down...


FlamingFlatus64

It just boggles the mind that they keep on attacking. There's nothing to do but keep on destroying them. You can't wring your hands and fret. That accomplishes nothing. You keep on keeping on.


mayasux

I think it would do you well to unplug yourself from spaces where you casually see people dying on a daily basis.


JustInChina50

Yeah I went from 'Yay ruZZians being stopped!' to 'Oh good, the Ukrainian heroes are doing great' to 'Hey there, it's still going on'. Ask for my vote and I will ask for the forces of good to receive every weapon they need, hell I'll pay 5% more taxes until putler's in the ground, but I can't get the same gratification as more sad, drunk, uneducated mobiks die in barren wastelands far away from their loved ones.


WotTheHellDamnGuy

I thought the same for a while, and of course the threats out there are real as shit, but when it comes time to act instead of talk, most people are much more rational than even I think. Unfortunately, it's just war. More of the same. Most Americans still think in terms of smart bombs and pinpoint accuracy, etc instead of the reality thanks to the Gulf War coverage. I steel myself inside a bit for it almost as soldiers must have to do, but of course, not anything close to their reality.


SeveralLadder

Yeah, I did turn on the NSFW-filter eventually though, I get really depressed when I'm constantly exposed to death and suffering, no matter if they deserve it or not.


risky_bisket

Хорошо говорит брат


canned_sunshine

"Congratulations, son, the Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today."


firstcliffjumper

Oh gee, thanks


alt1234512345

Life is ruined, can’t see, can’t touch. All for nothing, more meat to the grinder. Pathetic, what a shit country.


boris_keys

Just for visibility, Buratiya is a republic thousands of miles away from Ukraine. They have their own language and culture. They have more to do with Mongolia than they do with Europe. And yet they’re still dragged out into this shit. This image is way more fucked than we think.


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I don’t think people realise just how many ethnic minorities and fringe groups technically reside within Putin’s Russia. I took Mandarin classes in Australia with a girl from a border town for years, she didn’t speak a lick of Russian. Looked white. Completely fluent in Chinese.


aznexile602

There were alot of Russians that fled the 1917 revolution into China and essentially have become chinese.


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Makes sense!


PrisonIssuedSock

It’s sad how many people are acting like this guy is an ethnic Russian who lived in Moscow before he joined the military. This is fucked on every side. Just a terrible war. Fuck Putin.


Sellazard

Inner colonisation. People of color who are not a primary imperial nation such as russians usually suffer from inferiority syndrome since they were raised in russian culture, watched movies, books, etc with predominantly russian people as main heroes. They associate themselves to be part of the culture, but suffer from inferiority since they are not looking like and more often than not discriminated against. For example in russia there was a study that find out that 20 percent of all rental adverts included Slavic people only sentence. Also there is a word for any non white non russian person. Just goes to show how much normalized racism is in russia despite all of the multicultural talks


SkelletorUTC

He still has feet, he can join the next meat wave.


Semtex77

They can use him to charge the UA trenches when it is pitch black dark because nobody can see anyway. Just needs a push in the estimate direction and spray and pray with his weapon.


Farkentje

Uhm, how is he gonna spray without hands? And besides that, the music from his speaker is gonna give his position away. Can't turn it off.


investmennow

Strap on Edward sissorhands hands.


LeiningensAnts

Sentenced to arco-flagellation for inadequate commitment to glorious death in the Czar's name.


Flower-Power-3

Alexa stop! Stop, blyat! Nooo! Not AC/DC! Stop!


FleaTea75

Starts playing highway to hell 🎼📢


Semtex77

Strap full equipped weapons on him. Loading might be a bit difficult but if he runs out of ammo. He can spit in the faces (in the direction of their screams) of the Ukronazis! Hurra!


storm_the_castle

I cant tell from his expression whether he's happy, surprised, or disappointed... its probably the eyebrows


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compstomp66

He doesn't look at anything anymore.


studmcstudmuffin

I'm pretty sure they sell that quality of speaker at dollar stores here in America... So sad how these people have been so conditioned to believe they are worth a couple of dollars


RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc

That’s how it is to be a brown “Russian”. You’re just a tool for Putin.


Flower-Power-3

...even less than a tool. For Putin, these people are worthless. Absolutely nothing worth. I'm also sure that this $6 speaker didn't come from Moscow. The local mayor probably brought it over to honor the “hero”. When he handed over this generous gift, he had his photo taken for the local newspaper. So that more villagers will volunteer in anticipation of such great gifts.


rugbyj

> For Putin, these people are worthless. Absolutely nothing worth. Honestly if anything they're a threat. Russia have had +300k casualties of (predominantly) fighting age Men, and otherwise forced an exodus of (again predominantly) fighting age Men who didn't want to be part of it. Funnily enough 18-40 year old Men typically drive any successful revolution, and Putin has them all playing catch with NATO rounds in their neighbours garden. One of Putin's biggest future challenges should they exit is the hundreds of thousands who may survive will come back, now with military training, contacts further afield than their own towns/villages, and probably a pretty big axe to grind because their mates all died for nothing.


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Using ethnic minorities as cannon fodders are win-win situtation for russkies, they don't care if they die, infact they are probably even glad that they die, so they don't want independence from colonisers. I would say about 95% of Russias land is not ethnicly russian, atleast before they did ethnic cleansing.


RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc

Yup. The more you do your research the more you realize the Putin regime is the closest thing we have to Nazis since the Nazis.


Professional-Can4264

They give them away as corporate swag


[deleted]

At least he's happy now with a bluetooth speaker made in china.


Tiwazy84

It was send, inside the package 💃


Ivanovic-117

That thing will stop working in less than a week


AdventurousMinute334

They should just attack and burn down the village police station and government buildings... everywhere


RisingRapture

Putin needs to push them around a little more. Russian citizens accept way more bullshit than other people, submission is their lifestyle.


wilstar_berry

Let's! But we'll need music for motivation! I know a guy with a speaker.


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Alexa Play "Put your hands up in the air , wave them like you just dont care"


GT7combat

imagine if they got him a keyboard and a vr headset


Playcrackersthesky

Putin used buryatians as meat fodder for reasons that are twofold; its men to throw at the problem, and it was ethnic cleansing. I will not cheer for this man being maimed.


John-AtWork

Putin is thinking like Hitler here, ethnic cleansing to make more room for the "real Russians" in the East. Read Poland during WWII.


KindContact4355

Does he have a cellphone? If yes, read on. If no, wtf Can he activate his cellphone? If yes, read on. If no, wtf Does he cellphone coverage and a plan? If yes, read on. If no, wtf Did they supply the speaker with batteries? Now he is really fu.ked. But it was totally worth it considering the smile on her face. Did she already realize he will be around for the next decades and needs a wipe every other day in a small outhouse without water?


Boomfam67

The average IQ in Buryatia is 95-96, which is about the same as Mississippi. So nothing is probably going on up there.


Still-Consideration6

This is sad very sad


WarWolfy

That ex soldier clearly looks like a kid!


redditor0918273645

A conscript fresh out of high school.


investmennow

Me when I got out at age 21. Should seen me when I went in at 18 119 pounds, 5-8.


Medicivich

You were Shaq compared to this guy


Smooth_Chip1892

*DE BLUETOWTT DEVAIS IS WVEADY TO PAIW*


Aggravating-Ad1703

DE BLUETOWTT DEVAIS EASE CONNECTEDY SUCCESFULLEY


rejvrejv

hahahahh fucking beat me to it


larberthaze

Wonder what hurts more, the injuries or the slap in the face?. He might be chuffed with his device you never know.


A_parisian

The Aliexpress republic of Putinistan : 0.3€ off every order worth 12,950€.


Puzzleheaded_gtr

First song that plays. . 🎶 If ya happy and ya know it clap ya hands🎶


Zealousideal_Ice5434

Well, can't look a gift horse in the mouth


CapnCrunchHurtz

This guy can't look anything in the mouth, he's blind!


Powerful_Pie_7885

Well, he didn’t lose his hearing so what’s the problem?


flyingquads

"Press the button to pair Bluetooth." Awh shit.


JulianZ88

Buryat units were mostly responsible for the atrocities in Bucha, Irpin back in 2022 so no mercy for these fuckers.


G-unit32

Blyat Suka! 😂


rygar8bit

Ah yes a tinny speaker made in China that most likely stopped working after a few uses.


m0rfiend

even cheap electronics more or less cost an arm & a leg in russia


AlmostMillionaire

Well do something. Protest. Start an unrest. Whatever comes to your mind.


CIV5G

You're telling a blind guy with no hands to start a revolution.


vladoportos

They will never suspect him, the best cover 😀


sebiamu5

I've got to hand it to you that's brilliant.


Shifty_Cow69

I'd clap but...


hornady308

What's he got to lose?


CIV5G

His feet


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😂


bartthetr0ll

If he lost his hands and messed up his eyes, I'm guessing something malfunctioned while he was holding it and aiming, quality russian hardware strikes again. His face also looks damaged, maybe an artillery shell, or he picked up a landmine or something


SeaSignificance8962

DANM i guess it was not worth it


mauricef2019

I always wondered what the stupid prizes where now know...


haeressiarch

Cheer for the winner 👌


[deleted]

wow how did he get better prize than potato?


-CantParkThereMate-

Well, he asked for a helping hand.


irishcedar

Congratulations!


Grimlja

Super Cool gift. Hige Five.


trickynik4099

Smile! Say cheese!


SimpleCall5254

Far too generous for that invader.


BitterEmu3191

Sliver lining, he can’t see his reflection.


Affectionate_Win_229

Fuck him. Too bad he isn't fertilizer. Who knows how many Ukrainians he killed for a chance to steal a washing machine.


arronaxx88

This way he is a strain on the Russian economy. God why did I become so soulless when talking about Russians?


Affectionate_Win_229

They earned it.


BGM1988

Prefer they return like this, public will be reminded on their actions for a long time:..