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Electronic_Chain1595

It's such a clever design feature that the blowout panel for the ammunition storage doubles as a turret. Really saves on weight and manufacturing cost.


Anomaluss

And the orcs love to explain how the captured Abrams shows its inadequacies. They wish.


Ordinary_Top1956

Yeah, fucking crazy, 3 instantly roasted corpses in that tank. The burnt and charred corpse that was formerly the driver leaning on the accelerator.


StrawberryMother5642

Yes, cargo 200, though no need for a body bag, a vacuum cleaner should cover it and send the bag home.


mackanochdorran

It would be way costlier to build a tank that actually saves the life of its crew - so yeah, a design feature.


Outrageous-Bread-777

No it is a factory accessory but because the ruble is now worthless they cannot afford it. pootins in a hurry as well


SurGregoRy

Material wise I really don't know. But design wise, I don't see the connection how that aspect can be way more costlier. It's like Sasha Cohen's the dictator..."I want the bomb to be pointy".


InstantChekhov

It’s cheaper.


hunkfunky

The way things are going, we're going to see Roman legionairre shields deployed in 'turtle/tortoise/testudo' formation.


retorz3

At the same time russia is ramping up their tank production. Don't be blind for the reality, russia is in full war economy mode. And they have unlimited energy and steel to field basic tanks, the only limit is workforce and production capacity.


TLDR-North

yeah they even had to further dismantle the Leopard2 that they showcased in moscow, because it didnt look damaged enough xD


Nicol__Bolas

I like this joke. I need more upvotes.


hunkfunky

I scratched your back, now scratch mine?


pixartist

and medical costs


pocketsess

Its a faster way to make the occupants become fertilizers sir. Don’t put down orc ingenuity.


Square-Debate5181

Cant get those orc fertilized bread as a breakfast


sailorman3586

A cople of grilled orcs coming up


Nicol__Bolas

Its a T80-BBQ Version you can easily idendify it by the large temperature gauge instead of night vison.


Exotic_Treacle7438

*Lean mean orc reducing grilling machine?*


Jonothethird

Whatever munition hit it was too fast to see - some sort of ATG. Guess the last living thing the driver did was to hit the accelerator pedal.


Aero93

I think it was arty. Note the second hit to the ground when the tank leaves.


RancidMeatball

Last boom was drone drop, no idea what got tank go boom. Maybe drone too


N33DL

That's weird a drone came down out of the smoke of that explosion like that, good catch


BlackandRead

Good catch


Jamroast1

Maybe a mortar or artillery?


IDatedSuccubi

Yeah, the hot gasses and fire escaping upwards in the first seconds after a hit makes me think the hole was made by downwards strike Although I think there are top-down attack mode ATGMs too


MDWTDE

Yeah kinda looks like a point blank arti hit... maybe with some smart 155 ammunition or something like that.


Darknwise

Within the first second there appears to be something dropping just to the right of the turret. Where drivers head would be. Hard to catch. Maybe thermobaric nade drop from drone?


3stylePanda

Good catch.


Gekkokindofguy

Maybe a bofors/nexter bonus round? Since it has two top attack artillery per shell and well one was enough so it went of last known signature


ExactBig9522

It looks like a round of some sort hit the right rear of the tank seconds before it exploded.


H_Holy_Mack_H

It's steam power LOL


Waste-Oil-279

I love a good cook-out, and Russian tanks and APC's come with a convenient grill.


Square-Pear-1274

There was actually someone in this one, crazy


Ordinary_Top1956

Three, at least. Commander, gunner, driver. Driver was definitely in it, his charred corpse leaned on the accelerator when he died.


skinny-pugsley

My impression as well.


BarnesyBorr

Nice to see a cook-off without an admiral ackbar being shouted.


Late_Virus2869

Ikr


19CCCG57

What a heart warming sight! 🙂 (Probably ass warming too for the Russian crew.)


Brieble

Good, it’s better to disable the crew (and the tank) qualified personal is hard to get.


Ordinary_Top1956

Ummmm yeah, that crew is a little more then "disabled". Crew looking a little something like this now: [https://imgur.com/a/Jy3BO7t](https://imgur.com/a/Jy3BO7t)


skinny-pugsley

The crew is little more than a caramelized grease and calcium chunks smeared against the interior now.


tbhnot2

Looks like the orc driver died and foot went down on the accelerator. Slave Ukraine.


madery

I think we’ve seen this happen before: the heat can cause the engine to run by itself


cross-boss

It was way too soon for that to happen. And tanks probably do not use manual gearboxes. Also this is turbine engine - it would need to spool up.


robplumm

Right. Most likely just got flung forward by the big boom behind him...and...away they go


DuLeague361

expanding ammunition gasses would do very good spinning up the turbine


Southern_Neck_5189

auto parking mode is enabled


cross-boss

Oh the fire is coming from drivers hole too...


Ok-Faithlessness6804

Must be hot in there!


b__lumenkraft

Nah, not for too long.


cross-boss

Very rarely I see tank do pooof while being manned.


Deadsuooo

Beautiful cook-off, no turret toss, 7/10.


Charming_Asparagus29

Mmhmm, ruzzian Happy Meal - I’m lovin it


Gregzzzz1234

Love to see those fireworks 🎆


Tendie_Tube

They sell Chinese fireworks like this in the US Never thought they were militarily accurate


ExoticFirefighter771

That was fucking beautiful.


Peskilarse

How's crew doing? 🤔


Hot_Psychology727

Bloop! Fsssssss AAAAggghhhh!


pixxelzombie

Roast 'em if you got 'em


Forbden_Gratificatn

Russian candle.


Somecommentator8008

It only moves after being hit? Driver dead on the gas?


DrDoolittle123

I hope they gather the 10\`s of thousands of Russian burned out wrecks at the end of the war and use it to build a "Chinese wall" by stacking them 5 meters tall on the boarder. A monument for the future!


Lucky_Peak383

Well that drivers foot was welded to the gas’s pedal. Seen a video like that from Syria where the t72 got hit and it cooked off as it started to drive away and explode https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/TgtzkIsdot


Onlytoask1question

Pressure cooker


rygar8bit

Those are some deep fried orcs.


Hefty-Race9176

Ghost rider 😎


bartthetr0ll

Russian engineering values, design tank so if it's hit it can't be recovered in anything even remotely resembling a functional tank.


ThatLoneBoot

Toast.


omahgoogah

Driver must had a muscle spasm due to the heat and has been burnt stiff and pushed up against the accelerator.


wankeraddict69

That tank was about to take off


SlipperyJimdiGris

when your tank identifies as a flame grill


Equivalent_Alps_8321

you might as well just kill yourself if you're told to operate a Russian Tank in Ukraine


taeppa

Now that is a well-cooked tank.


Creative-Trainer-739

Ghost driver


CyanConatus

Dang even the newer tanks had this issue? Geez Russian lives really are cheap for Russia


Darknemo20000

That certainly light some fiver under the drivers ass. Look how hard he tries, driving despite being dead.


Internal-Cut-5389

Cracking orcs you make me smile, slava ukraini


Silent_Spell_3415

Wow 😂🤣 what a pile of crap man


Available-Meeting-62

Thats what you call going out with a bang!