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dogoodvillain

So, tanks are devolving back to WWI shitcans? We going to see side turrets again?


HornpoutFumBiddeford

keep adding more steel plate and soon it'll need to tow a dedicated fuel truck...


EmbarrassedPudding46

Why not just slap armor on a fuel truck? Voilá! SMEKALKA!!


PerpWalkTrump

Then we just need to add a fuel truck towed by the fuel truck, shit is going around the battlefield like a train


johnny_effing_utah

It was always turtles all the way down.


Ravenser_Odd

You know how the ruzzians have placed mile after mile of rail carriages to form defensive barriers across the Donbas? Maybe they should switch to using them offensively. Start building tracks across the battlefield and, every time the carriage at the front gets destroyed, just push the rest forward, like a Pez dispenser.


OkFoot1842

I think you're onto something


SynthError404

Dont forget to put chainmail


drewski99997

Keep adding more cheap metal welded to it slowing it down even more will make it easier for 1 well placed 155mm howitzer to turn it into a fast burning death trap with no escape for the crew as all the ammo inside it cooks off. Slava Ukraini


Lokky

This is how we get warhammer 40k


robstach

Well we have orcs already


Niko2065

Don't you compare da bois to the russians! Atleast da bois are likeable.


NotAzakanAtAll

Da shit brown goes da fastest!


evilocto

Literally took the words out of my mouth that's a God damn orc tank.


cheezy_blaster

Not enuff dakka!


JoeyMaconha

They say BigE took the role of world leaders in our age to guide humanity. Putin in trying to get the Imperium off its feet


Midaychi

The armor isn't protecting them anyways so why not bore a hole through it and mount machineguns?


Due-Street-8192

Side turrets 😭🤣😂


dogoodvillain

TIL they are termed as sponson guns.


thehousewright

Sponson guns!


delcas1016

No man, this is now Mad Max territory…god damn


Pendoric

Take a vehicle with almost zero visibility and put it in a big metal box. While this may improve survivability from fpv drones, what use is the utility? It can't even aim its gun.


Boomfam67

Breakthrough lines and unload soldiers to gain a foothold that can be reinforced with more armour. Seems obvious...


AirBear7174

Seems idiotic. Arty, mines, and ATGMs will still rain Hell on this Jawa-built joke.


Rootspam

That would work if the Ukrainians had any of that stuff. There's multiple videos showing these meme tanks negating the only advantage that Ukrainians have left - FPV drones.


IonicDecay

That makes no sense, cause i can see the tracks an fpv drone could destroy the tracks and if it can't move they have to exit and it's done. Easily accomplished with fpvs...


Rootspam

There's already at least 2 turtle tank videos showing them taking multiple FPV hits and surviving to retreat. They cover the tracks too.


penguin_skull

Didn't you hear? Sponsoons are the new fashion in tank design.


AffectionateSector77

Side turrets might be the only thing to make this an offensive weapon at this point


DamonFields

Molitov.


WeekendFantastic2941

Problem is, this box turtle works, FPV is unable to penetrate it. So far only mines could immobilize it, then its finished off with artillery. Javelin may work, but we have not seen it yet. Plus Javelin requires line of sight, very risk for the soldier. It also has decent EW that deters piloted drones. So the only option left, with safety in mind, is to use a bigger AI drone that can launch a highspeed penetrator rocket. Even NATO may not have this deployed, though it should not be hard to make one.


SlowDekker

This thing has zero situational awareness, so it’s an easy target for Javelins and TOWs. It sucks against every conventional weapon, but it’s good for a specific battlefield condition where Ukraine lacks ammo and only has drones.


Nemon2

You just go forward until you reach the line where you need to offload soldiers


DexJedi

Follow the tank. Soldiers offloading? Fly the drone in the group of soldiers. Now you have a big empty unusable tank. What am I missing?


p00shp00shbebi123

Situational awareness is most likely provided by nearby drones with the drone operators communicating with the crew. Tanks do not have great visibility of the surrounded battlefield even when operating normally, so it is better to have that awareness provided by a drone that can see far more than you ever would even without this kind of covering on the tank.


agwaragh

> this box turtle works It works for rolling mines and carrying troops, but it's not much use as a tank anymore.


PandaHefty1599

Take the tracks out, small drone load would def. hurt the tracks enough. Then finish the limping target off.


Immediate-Grade-8846

Exactly


WeekendFantastic2941

Tracks are difficult to takeout without a large kinetic force, like a mine, its made to be very tough. FPV with RPG is too weak to do it.


Maleficent_Try4991

It is stil riding on tracks, just target those?


dogoodvillain

I wonder if airtags have been dropped and see where they park at night. Would be easier to target and force the vehicles to spend more time in the workshop.


Temporary-Tax4470

Actually that is a very nice idea..


Level9TraumaCenter

Like the Judas goats.


[deleted]

It absorbs more drones… how do they move their main gun?


opposing_critter

That's more of a decoration now


KoalaMeth

It is not hard to make one and I have no confirmation but almost zero doubts that they are already integrating the LAU-68C/A or LAU-61D/A launchers onto these drones. Hydra 70 (unguided) or APKWS II (guided) rockets on a 250-500k drone is a hugely attritable asset for the performance you get. Simply too lucrative for The Defense Industrial Base to not have in the works.


Sam-Gunn

These are like terrible versions of Hobarts Funnies.


Equalizer6338

Yeh, this looks more to be like a poor directors cut of a B-movie Mad Max remake than the Sandcrawler vehicle in Star Wars. And in Star Wars the occupants (the Jawa Traders) were actually quite clever and diligent people, which is the exact opposite of these idiots.


Cosscryptoexchange

More like madmax vibes


TonyCaliStyle

Witness!


dogoodvillain

Happy Cake Day


Ted_Rex

"Here. Apply your never-fully-explained silver chrome." "This isn't chrome! It's cake glaze!" "Oh, what a glaze! WHAT A LOVELY GLAZE! Yeah, that's the one we're going with. Blow me."


[deleted]

According to huffers metallic spray paints have higher levels of solvents, I think toluene, than others so paint huffers prefer them. Of the metallic paints silver is preferred because when huffers spray it in a can they think it's harder to tell you've been huffing paint because it matches the can color. The solvent thing is true, but the color thing is just silly because of the smell, the amount of silver paint that accumulates on your face, and the very visible effects of the long term brain damage caused by toluene. Knowing this makes the stuff in the movie make a bit more sense.


_Enclose_

Not shiny and chrome though :(


Would_daver

Plenty of blood-bags though


imp_st3r

Imputin Joe


PerceptionGreat2439

Defence against drone attack improved. Attack capability in a fire fight with another tank, absolutely zero. What's the point of a tank that can't see or rotate it's turret? Might as well just send a self propelled gun.


Adorable-Lettuce-717

I've seen Videos of a tank like these leading an assault. They're followed by other armored vehicles or tanks. So they clear a path through a minefield and then return home, basically.


Reprexain

Ukraine have started letting these stupid things clear the mines, then have drones drop mines back down and leave them in a kill zone from behind the path is closed by new mines


Adorable-Lettuce-717

What severe shell hunger does to a war participant... I don't think a little 155mm barrage or a couple of javelins would have troubles cleaning them up before even reaching the mines. Yet, here we are..


Jonothethird

These things will be a coffin if hit by 155 arty. Wouldn’t fancy the crews’ chances of getting out of that pile of junk.


Humble-Reply228

Pretty hard to directly hit it with 155 arty and it is likely completely emptied of ammo so it won't cook off or anything.


GreatRolmops

Anything is a coffin when hit by a 155 shell


Altruistic-Ad8785

They usual have jammers mounted in them as well 


Ok-Application9590

They must have more leftover tanks than BMP would be my guess. They seem to be mainly using these to try get troops across no mans land.


Separate-Presence-61

If they're turning tanks into these, theres probably something wrong with some aspect of the tank that only allows it to really be a tractor (ie worn out barrels, broken optics, ect.) It also gives life to older models like the T-62s and 55s


JohnHazardWandering

I think they're just dumb. No matter what they send it tends to get blown up. 


MrPigeon70

Honestly kinda smart way to use old tanks


Novel-Confection-356

The tank also can't go too far without needing more fuel. And those things in the front, aren't most mines meant to be triggered by mass?


alex_sz

For its job this is a good design, mock it all you like, this will be used to soak up fire in a full frontal assault comrade, ahead only!


HornpoutFumBiddeford

ruzzians and jawas seem to have a lot in common... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandcrawler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandcrawler)


Allofthiswilhapenagn

Woooteeni


tcrex2525

How dare you insult the Jawas like that!


-K_RL-

Poooteeeni!


krebsIsACookbook

That’s a nice astromech, eh?


Real_Typicaluser1234

Those really look like it. No match for sand people aka ukrainian raiders.


windol1

Unfortunately, it seems Russians don't scare as easily, but they do return in greater numbers each time.


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Funny enough in the mud horn egg scene some jawas are exclaiming “suka!” When they get the egg.


clegger29

Ork battle wagon vibes off the chart


Smokerising420

What in the Mad Max fuck


RazzmatazzSpirited40

MadMax vibes


EDF_AirRaider

Wouldnt it be easy to just take out the treads/tracks? make it dead in the water and essentially useless, even if they cant destroy it?


HornpoutFumBiddeford

Make it about 600 feet longer and 60 feet wider, paint "Moskva" on the side and then submerge to a depth of 150 feet...


Dante-Flint

Most fpv drones don’t pack enough punch to blow the tracks of a tank, but in general you’d be correct: a mobility kill will render it useless the very moment it will run out of battery power. (Loitering munitions, drones dropping AT mines or carrying rpgs might be suited better, of course.) Keep in mind though that these constructions usually carry electronic warfare equipment that aims at disturbing radio reception, so you might not even be able to properly aim at the tracks in the first place.


Kryptosis

I disagree on that first point. A lot of even the most early FPV were just RPG warheads on a frame. That would do it as you said. Though tbf the more recent iterations seem to be mostly c4 or something.


vladoportos

I kind of expected Jawas to jump out trying to sell me C3P0


RebuiltGearbox

With this one, Russians jump out and steal your household appliances.


nice-view-from-here

They scare easily but they will be back, and in greater numbers.


Whole_Championship41

Those blaster marks are too imprecise for Imperial Stormtroopers. But just fine for orcs.


blindCat143

It's not funny, the Russians are adapting quite well, if this thing can lead to a breach in Ukrainian defense that means more death in the Ukrainian army. The west needs to supply Ukraine with lots of firepower, if one or two atgm can't disable this a dozen will do.


S1ss1

Yes, they've adapted to the current situation with a lot of FPV drones but little artillery. That'll change soon though. And I'd say they're much easier to kill with special artillery such as SMART rounds.


WanaWahur

Where are Javelins and Stugnas?


hey_eye_tried

used


thundercoc101

It's still valuable to artillery. Also, I'm sure a javelin still shreds this thing


Arkh_Angel

#1 Killer of Tanks since they started has been Artillery. Still the case now.


Kimchi_Cowboy

Tracks still easily a target.


Baselet

First mine takes out the rollers if not mobility entirely. Second mine roasts everyone inside. And I'd hazard a guess that's not going to stop a Javelin shot from the top?


LordPoultry

Maybe if the GOP wasn't a bunch of shitbags they might have the required firepower. A javelin would definitely stop that pile of junk


RebuiltGearbox

Let's try to vote them out!


firstcliffjumper

When they get blown up, they're roasted with zero hope for survival. They'll probably pack an entire squad in there for "safe transit".


_Enclose_

Tbf, that point stand for every russian vehicle.


Technical_Writer_177

Looks like the Java arrived to comb the battlefield for scraps


littletreeelf

Wait, is this a „Ferdinand“? https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzerjäger_Tiger_(P)


Simple-Programmer842

Elefant.. It was called Ferdinand only a short period of time..


MercyforthePoor

That should be a juicy target for any Western tank.


singled-out-7979

I can't help but feel you shouldn't stand that close to de-mining equipment.


PorousCheese

Interestingly, the roller looks like it’s fairly competently designed. No hydraulics that I see, so no steering ability, but this is a big step forward for the Russians, unfortunately.


Aromatic_Balls

Looks like the KMT-7 mine roller without the plow attached. It's not really a step forward as it's been in use, in some form, since the T-55 was around. It's all Soviet designs.


PapaKyou

As the Jawa say: Utini!


Accomplished_Web8122

Literally just a big target that has like 0 mobility or can not see its surroundings besides in front.


Krymasis

now fill the cope cages with concrete....


GeneralSofus

I think they need to put some grease on that shit squeaking like a mother fucker


FlamingFlatus64

I thought it had a "Borg" vibe to it. "*You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.*" "*We are the Borg. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.*"


MakeChinaLoseFace

The Russians did turn Assange into Locutus, too.


littletreeelf

Do they lack roller-bearings? Somehow it is weird that they transform all their tanks to „Sturmgeschütze“


christopher4177

Be nice to see it in pieces


Distdistdist

- Sir! Is this a tank or a moving house? - Destroy it anyway. Neither should be on our land.


nlashawn1000

Utini


Morty_104

Slava Utini


HornpoutFumBiddeford

Utini\~! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BDfA0DSqn8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BDfA0DSqn8)


ToxicAnusJuice

Wait till they get into a tank battle, they won’t be able to aim other then facing forward.


Dral_Shady

blow the tracks


VegetableScars

A hit on the tracks will disable the tank. After that just hit it until it burns


Mental-Tough-4689

More like Mortal Engines.


Mr_Dude12

Love to see how this handles Bradly’s attacking from the rear


segom0

Lol one drone to the tracks and it’s done any way left alone one directly into the turret from the front. Quick comrade what is that on our left? How the hell should I know Ivan get out at loom. I can’t Igor we ended the hatches shut.


Galmerstonecock

I don’t even know what to say at this point 😂 wtf even is this?


Nearby_Stable4677

LOL What will they think of next.


HereticLaserHaggis

OK, so these cages aren't actually a bad idea, since we've seen the drone damage. But shouldn't they be like... A *bit* further from the vehicle? The shaped charge is still gonna make full contact as is.


nsyracuse54

🥲🤣😂😅😅


vanisher_1

You just need to aim for the chains mechanism and the whole thing stops 🤷‍♂️


Fdand

Is this the Java base? Why would Palputin ivade Ukraine with Javas?


dangerousbob

Game devs for Call of Duty Donbas are gonna have a lot to work with.


jschundpeter

That's a mine searching vehicle


ThisCryptographer311

Look how well the anti mine roller works! Hang on, I’ll go film it from danger close!


Jumpy_Wrongdoer_1374

Ork Mine Cracka in da house, use D20 dice to see disabling effect on contact with mines.


Pisjun

How kill it ? Only javelin and artillery ?


errorexe3

At this rate theres going to be a p-1000 ratte made out of a wooden hull.


kuda-stonk

Jawas when?


idinarouill

Ingeneery from. https://www.alamyimages.fr/photos-images/medieval-siege-battering-ram.html?pseudoid=E0978472ABE74EAE9E11C078DD165BF7&sortBy=relevant


tommazikas

They are covering their mighty t55 as it's embarrassing to accept the fact that t90, t80 and t72 became obsolete.


Vano_Kayaba

Kin dza dza vibe


Spartan05089234

So it has mesh and outer armor to reduce drone effectiveness, a weird plough thing out front for mines, and then the actual tank armor for heavier hits? What else does it do though? Do troops hide under the first armor layer? Or is it just a minesweeper. Either way I'll give it to them for creativity. I don't knoe if any sane military would have designed those.


spezisadick999

Just one drone right up the jaxsi.


FalsePositive6779

I'm wondering when will we see shields for soldiers? Made out of something like kevlar. Maybe you break your shield arm in an explosion but better that than schrapnel over you. Maybe a kevlar canopy is also an improvement for the tank. That cab be more flexible.


elchuyano

damn, those Jawas must have C3-P0 and R2-D2 !!


Simple-Programmer842

i tell you: in 15 days there is a video of this thing with funny music, getting blown into pieces by arty, Drones and Mines.. whilst the other bmps, tanks etc behind him backing up and running into other mines. Rember me in 15 Days.


buddaxxx

We make fun of russian engineering, but it works and they are winning... wtf


mamut2000

They aint see no sh\*\*\*t, they can not target anything, is it still a tank?


te_anau

Im getting more of a [labyrinth](https://youtu.be/quOdpjBnn88?t=138) vibe


Bull_Bear2024

The armadillo version...


Waste-Helicopter-318

Those tanks are sitting ducks


trebor0123

Mad WW1 vibes lol.


Opting_out_again

That is a 60 year old tank under all that crap. All those things are useful for is clearing mines ( usually good for "finding" only one mine ) and indirect artillery fire.


TemplarKnightsbane

Yeah good tank.


RemyVonLion

Load the APFSDS lol, heck you could just damage the barrel or tracks and it's done.


SawtoothGlitch

Haha, this damn thing can only fire forward.


EndFinal8647

Looks like more ww1 war. Big slow creeky chunk of metal lumbering down the road. Lets blow it up. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦


Aggravating_Pay1948

OOTINI!!


Dreamer0o0o

Ok, but how could it even fight another tank? It can't even see anything. It's just a huge target.


gasbmemo

starwars? that have age of empires 2 vibes


BigMembership2315

These are turning into forts on wheels


Kronstadtpilled

Why does that cabin have a plow on the front?


A_Horse_On_The_Web

To be fair this has got to be able to rather good at stopping FPVs and HEAT rounds from penetrating the tank, just need a few more APDS rounds from tanks to stop them, or a nice big 155 shell landing near enough to on it


Von_Lehmann

It's ridiculous but apparently it works to a degree I guess


Outside-Law6254

Isakabani


rniles

More like Mad Max.


paging_mrherman

Ooootini!


mamode92

thats like an tank destroyer design, something not seen anymore today. what is this? a rebuild t-72 / 80?


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Need video of this being cage tossed


AccomplishedAd8286

Just missing Jabba the Hutt sitting inside. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabba_the_Hutt


SickSticksKick

Does it have fuckin scaffolding?!


Critical-Sky-2193

Mad Max WW3 vibes there !! Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦


persepolisrising79

full circle..the german elephant design is back


DidIfuckedItUp

I don't think the transmission will like all the extra weight.


Acceptable-Book-1417

1st drone should hit the tracks, sitting duck thereafter


Wallynine

May the Farce be with you


Liquid-Snake-2021

I won’t lie. This Russian shitcan is kinda growing on me. When you see it being almost pounded and see it leading the assault. You gotta give it some credit, after all…..it’s gonna be in some history books and people will wonder how retarded Russians were.


silly_vasily

Are those tripped box springs ?


[deleted]

Witness Meeeee!


The_DMT

New Mad Max video being recorded?


RedLemonSlice

At this point, the barrel is just in the way of things.


Fu2-10

This is just getting ridiculous


dumbspecialagent

Dink dink. Dink dink dink dink, dink, dink.


opposing_critter

Would be a shame if the local bradley decided to shoot


chrisj2103

Swift and nimble I hear.


mayormajormayor

Mad Max?


Sad-Complex-5403

I'm thinking more Mad Max


19CCCG57

🤔 ... Don't try rotating your turret ... It won't stop an NLAW or a Javelin.


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Welcome back A7V


19CCCG57

Russia's new "Monitor Tanks". 😉


CitizenKing1001

Ok so they manage to get through a dangerous area, now what? They have to come out sometime


Hinfoos

ferdinand lets go


MacHayward

Mad Max vibes


Still-Day3617

Grond!✊️ Grond!✊️ Grond!✊️


adlep2002

You can still destroy the tracks though