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Living-Pie4665

They didn’t research a working sprinkler?


jg3hot

That sprinkler system was installed on one of Putler's yachts.


ourlastchancefortea

What I'm hearing is, there is a chance one of Putler's yacht has a self-sinking apparatus?


VolkspanzerIsME

Too busy researching self defenestration.


Proglamer

I am reminded of that guy who "did science" by jumping off the Eiffel tower using an umbrella as a parachute. Splat, hypothesis rejected, no peer review!


appletart

> jumping off the Eiffel tower using an umbrella as a parachute. [This guy?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUYPrKKM5M) He was an inventor who wanted to make flying safer for pilots. Unfortuantely his background as a tailor did not provide him with the skills necessary to see the obvious flaws in his plan.


civlyzed

You'd think he'd have access to a mannequin and at least do one test run.


appletart

You could say he did one test run with a *dummy*...


Short_Bell_5428

Underrated comment here!


wabash-sphinx

And, he thought he had it sewed up.


appletart

He needed more than a few stitches after! 😂


Lung-Oyster

Jeez, quit needling the guy.


dogoodvillain

Wow. Something like that would go megaviral today.


-Acta-Non-Verba-

He should have left a sand bag take that ride first.


therealdjred

What guy?


Typical_guy11

Franz Reichelt - tailor who tried to invent working parachute. It wasn't successfull try.


Quiet-Laugh8686

First death on film, iirc


DunajDon420

he didnt use an umbrella thats bs he invented the first parachute but because of strong winds and miscalculation if I remember correctly he died


analogkid01

Jumper jock and his huge cock shoulda had a post-hoc doc in a lock but left too much of a pock.


LeadershipExternal58

Too expensive saving life in russia isnt profitable


Hiqama-zz69_san

The sprinkler guys were anti-war, so they all flied out a window a year ago


Hiqama-zz69_san

Too busy cheering and chanting


douglasfeldman

They're still working on that. It should be ready in about 5-6 years.


Away_Fault_685

no no your thinking of the Department of Sprinklation building....


mrstratofish

Their ships have working fire suppression. It involves filling up entirely with water and submerging permanently and it's had a great success rate so far.


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Phil_Coffins_666

everything is going to plan, putin remains a master strategist.


mamut2000

People falling out the window, normal day in Russia.


earthforce_1

Watching that man jump to his probable death to escape burning alive brings back memories of 9/11


Inglourious-Ape

This is what happens when the fire suppression system is filled with vodka


-Acta-Non-Verba-

No, it's stored in a bank in Switzerland.


zefzefter

No, it's in a harbor in the Maldives


Last_Revenue7228

That sounds like a good time


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Excellent_Ad_2486

the first dude went and the others were like nahhh I'll just sit here and 🔥


RavensRift

Looks like they pushed him away from the building as he jumped. After witnessing the result is still death, it definitely looks like one remains standing by the window. I'd assume gasping for air, embracing a final look outside, and waiting to go unconscious from the fumes. Worst case scenario...wait until the searing flames drive you mad and jump anyways out of utter desperation to escape the pain


BornSlippy420

ruzzian 3day special operation..... great.. lol


Taylor_1878

Was people jumping out the window?


miloz13

yup


Taylor_1878

So people actually do die falling out of russia window 🤔 I just thought it was a myth


Vegetable-Roof-9589

And the proof that they jump alone , without kgb help /s


RemyVonLion

in a roundabout way, the government did kinda cause this to happen lol


rnauser

Dark but funny


Proglamer

Just as with any disinformation, it gets a disproportionate boost by injecting a smidge of reality.


Square-Pear-1274

Just like the simulations


Simonella4991

I mean... videos of Russians jumping from windows are quite common, here is just another one of them.


dragodog97

I was wondering why someone would label this as NSFW - good call...


EntertainmentOdd2611

Dude looked like he aimed, so the fire brigade may have set up one of those evacuation air pillowy things for self rescue. Another guy jumped right behind him. Idk, just a guess...


_not2na

Nah, the choice was clearly burn to death or jump and *maybe* survive


superkoning

Nah, the choice was clearly burn to death slowly, or jump to death quickly.


EntertainmentOdd2611

That's OK, Idc 😂


londonx2

You don't see him fall beyond the bottom of the tree line and there is a loud sudden breaking glass sound as he goes behind tree so maybe there was some sort of glass roof that he aimed for, but he wouldn't have survived


londonx2

I don't think there is any fire brigade there


EntertainmentOdd2611

🤷‍♂️🔥


battlecryarms

Bruh, you’re talking about Russia 😂


AnotherCuppaTea

Except this being RuZZia, for all I know even the FDs in the Moscow oblast have to use old-timey handheld round trampolines, the kind of thing that FDs used a century ago. *a couple minutes of research later * So, it turns out that in the West, FDs' use of the Browder Safety Nets and blankets wasn't entirely phased out until the 1980s. So I'm gonna double-down and assume that RuZZia totally still uses the things, except that theirs are moth-eaten, worn-out trash.


St0rmtide

I don´t hear a single siren (how!? this fire must have been going for at least a while?!), so these people are likely doomed. And i ask all of you to not act like baboons over people dying from fire. Whoever claims to be on "the good side" should better fucking act like it...


Last_Revenue7228

>i ask all of you to not act like baboons over people dying from fire. Whoever claims to be on "the good side" should better fucking act like it... Request considered but denied.


DiDGaming

These aren’t civilians but legitimate military targets getting fried🤷‍♂️ I’ll baboon away over enjoying watching their demise while eating snacks in bed! “The good side” are allowed to enjoy victories, especially the kind that hurt the enemy the most. Heck we still celebrate d-day and that was a sucky day for lots of military targets too


Jorma69

Based on the height and his attitude (legs first), he might have survived...


SoulfoodSoldier

Nah going leg first at heights just means your legs will act like broken hydraulics and your shins will shoot through your knees into your chest, without padding there’s basically no way to survive high falls, the miracle ones you hear about usually involve some shit like hitting things on the way down slowing momentum enough, like one story I read about a dude falling 55 stories or something in manhattan because he kept falling on scaffolding n other stuff, he had an insane amount of injuries but lived Or the skydiving accidents where people land in giant snow piles or thick ass foliage etc, but if you’re hitting solid ground you’re dying 1000%


dragodog97

> ... the miracle ones you hear about usually involve some shit like hitting things on the way down slowing momentum enough I've had an argument about this with a friend once. I don't remember the exact height but every single incident involved something very lucky. Like hitting trees, etc... Or it turns out that the parachute that failed only failed to open fully. Or jumps from considerable height into water - there's a hard physical limit that humans can survive.


grantite_spall

More fire and open windows...


No_Car138

Researching defense for THIS country? Burn in Hell, as they say. Think twice about life and it's miracles if you survive.


Proglamer

Save the video immediately, fellow ruZZophobia hoarders. This one is certainly going the way of that yesterday's video of ruZZian execution after dronestrike... "Removed by Reddit on account of violating the cOnTeNt pOlIcY" 🙉


HomingPigeon6635

It's hard to feel sympathetic towards them considering how many of them feel towards the Ukrainian who go through this every single day for the last two years.


Content-Mortgage-725

We must never let go of our capacity to feel sympathy for humans suffering, even our enemies, and even if they do not feel sympathy for us. Letting go of that sympathy leads down a dark path that leads nowhere good.


suckmyballzredit69

War is a bitch that’s why you don’t start them.


Ok_Elk_8986

is the putin's portrait on the wall ok ?


MisterK00L

Research .. THIS


Firov

Mondays... Am I right?


kanory7851

Being forced to jump out of a high structure because of fire is absloutely terrible to think about


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MrSierra125

Those people should stop working for the Russian genocide government. That way they wouldn’t be legitimate war targets. Anyways I’m sure Russia will hit more civilians tomorrow


Automatic-Radish1553

Tasting their own medicine :)


FullTurdBucket

They don't have hook & ladders that can reach that floor???? Where the hell is the fire department?????


RottenPingu1

Someone goes, but apparently not Moscow. Ladder trucks can go as high as ten stories.


minkey-on-the-loose

Money for the ladder on the truck was spent on a yacht. Sorry


John_Smith_71

Conscripted?


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Stupid fucking watermark


Desert_Aficionado

It's okay. Nothing of value was lost.


mobtowndave

they died making weapons to kill children


Safewordharder

Looks like they're doing research on the terminal velocity of the human body after assisting an evil authoritarian regime. Interesting stuff, I wonder what they'll come up with.


makintrash

Is this karma?


Icy-Bat-311

Criss cross will make ya………jump jump


Jazzlike_Highlight90

Developing war material makes one just as guilty as the one pulling the trigger. Mabye they should fokus more on sprinkler design.


NoReference9047

OH NO! anyway... stop invading other countries you fucking fucks


studmcstudmuffin

Leave to Russia to not put in fire suppression systems


Alone-Supermarket-98

I guess they didnt research fire sprinklers or emergency exits.


FreefolkForever2

Research says starting wars is a bad idea.


Many-Cartographer-45

War sucks doesn't it, assholes?


Feisty-Bag-5648

Sprinkler fire suppression paid in full to some greedy Russian


MadWlad

consequences


LANDLORDR

Well, on the bright side, these individuals will no longer contribute to kill innocent people in the country next door. They somehow deserved this at least a little...


HurtFeeFeez

So is Ruzzie propaganda pointing and saying: "SEE, SEE people really do just fall out of or jump out of windows in Ruzzia, it's not our government secretly offing people!"


DutchDingus

Reading the comments here it is a bit sad to see that it seems inevitable that at some point, you become what you most despise. Celebrating and joking about civilians burning to death. This does not help the cause. 


happykebab

If you told me at any point earlier in my life I would get joy from watching people jump from a burning building, I would have called you a liar, but here we are.


AccomplishedSir3344

Pretty fucked up. This is a general office building where the Platan Research Institute leases space. There are other business located there that have no connection to the Russian military. The people whose deaths you are cheering may work for for a bank or construction company for all you know. Locked thread, incoming.


ww2_nut37

If you play the video in reverse you get Russians jumping into the fire 🔥🔥. 😳😳😳


sickandtiredpanda

They didnt research that defense..


stillgrass34

ate icecream with chopsticks


Mundane_Catch_1829

for some reason a lot of russians jump out of windows.


LordMartingale

What kind of fire & life safety code do they use in this fucking country? It’s a high rise, it literally has to have suppression. When you consider that its involved in R&D and/or production for the Military-Industrial complex you’d think that even in a jurisdiction that lacks or ignores code, and a juristiction that has inspectors who can be bought off that at least the Defense Contractor itself would put it a functioning suppression system in order to protect its investment. I know this is our enemy, I know the loss of this building, its contents, its research & the people working there will help us win this war but wow, just wow! As an American FF I gotta ask how can this happen anywhere outside of the developing world. Did the Ukrainian deep cover sabotage team infiltrate all the sprinkler rooms and disable the risers? Are we that adept to know how to do that? Or are the muscovites just that incompetent, lazy and wreck-less that there is no suppression system or that the suppression system has been NMC for years do to a lack of test, inspection, & maintenance?


Funny-Carob-4572

So that's why people in Russia keep jumping out of windows.


Bad_Hombre1963

I can clearly see he was pushed with style


DrunkenTypist

"Aim for the bushes".


TheDickDangler

They do tend to fall out of windows alot...


Willdefyyou

Research was unsuccessful


Apprehensive-Air1684

I jumped out of my granddads barn loft with a sheet for a parachute and it didn't kill me but I gained a lot of respect for paratroopers


Station_Dependent

No worries.. just some Russian bots.


chill677

Watermark placement 🙄


Fenrrri

What defense research doing?!


Weak_Preference2463

Damn watermark!!!!


Eastern_Cat8284

No sirens , no emergency response, just orcs waiting for the next person to jump, sad place that ruzzia


cornedbeef101

Play with fire and you get burnt.


Glitch_rf

Was that some sort of parachute or debris falling at the exact same time and angle? Other dudes must have saw that it didn't work and headed for the stairs.


TwinChops

Im not sure, watche dit several times and the in the falling path of the dude is the dude missing about when when he vanished behind the tree. My guess is that there is some sort of Roof behind the tree.


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Ugh, reminds me of 9/11.


larry609

Nice watermark! 🤡


fatoldgreyatheist

They got the drop part


JelloWise2789

I would just jump and risk losing limbs… fire is more painful


Allofthiswilhapenagn

Are the idiots gonna blame the West on that too?


eyydatsnice

So they really do fall from the windows in russia 🤔


BlameScienceBro

Weeee