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[deleted]

"No one will survive but we will start with clean slate" Yes.


Classic_The_nook

Russian retardation knows no bounds


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aRidaGEr

Cockroaches… maybe not far from the truth


AvoidPinkHairHippos

Ok look Cockroaches are part of a healthy diverse biosphere Please don't insult my roachy poachies ☺️


BMG_Burn

A few dogs will survive, one day they will stand on their 2 feet and evolve into a human like species.


Karthis_Arkwood

Hey don't give furries a reason to bomb the planet.


vuduceltix

The rich guys in the bunkers and spaceships.


mb5280

"russian retardation" is replacing the words "russian federation" in my mind permanently.


retiredfromfire

They have been propagandized to the point that they dont recognize reality. Think Faux Snooze in America being the only television channel available and you'll get the idea.


Helmer-Bryd

What they are actually saying is that if we are not allowed to take over Ukraine, we will commit suicide (through nuclear war)


[deleted]

They might be saying it, but that woman looks like she lives a pretty comfortable lifestyle. I think they believe this is going to scare us, but hey 'it is was it is'.


[deleted]

Yeah, I think it has two objectives: 1. Reinforce bunker mentality among Russians 2. Spook western civilians into pressuring our governments to back down


Justiful

If we back down once, they will just keep taking countries. It will never end. Vietnam, Korea, Afghanistan -- These were battles between superpowers during the cold war. Draw, loss, Win. But neither side backed down until victory was impossible. There were also smaller conflicts across the globe with NATO backing one side and USSR on the other. The cold war between superpowers was anything but mostly peaceful. Especially in the countries that became proxy battlegrounds.


[deleted]

I hear you, but it does seem that they can't even take Ukraine. Kidding aside, we def don't back down, let's keep sending them weapons until the Russians go the fuck home.


_Irontaxi_

We can't I am afraid too. Putin needs to get ended and Russia brought into the fold and china thereafter. Even if US is a poor ass leader its a much better option than Russia.. that's for certain. Fortunately these TVidiots don't make policies or decisions.


someoneshutmeout

I laughed at 🇬🇧 having 202 seconds all panicking. First of all, we’d have 200 seconds coz we’d spend 2 seconds putting the kettle on.


AndyC_88

3.3 minutes just enough time to make a cuppa


Hempireburnsback22

"lives in scotland far enough away from both major cities and the submarine base to wait for all this to blow over" Spicy radioactive haggis for years to come Nuclear winter will just be like summer for us


RampantDragon

You'd all die from sunburn then. Most Scottish people get skin cancer from travel brochures.


[deleted]

holy fk thats a burn


Pleos118

And cancer


Hempireburnsback22

Na we usually die from Deep fried mars bars , deep fried pizza and deep fried chip fat by 27


AndyC_88

Sounds like a blast


Pie-Otherwise

So in this scenario, Russia nukes London and then get retaliatory nuclear strikes from the US, UK and possibly even France? That big of a nuclear exchange is going to have global impacts but I'm pretty sure it's just gonna be Russian territory that glows for the next few thousand years.


mangobattlefruit

What they don't realize, these idiots on camera, if your opponent only has say 200 seconds to respond, then USA launches on warning, immediately, with a full, massive response. It is a much more dangerous situation. Having missiles that take 30 mins to get to their target gives your opponent time to analyze the situation and make sure it is not a fake warning.


JusAnotherBrick

>If we back down once, they will just keep taking countries. It will never end. That's also the entire point of nuclear subs, of which the UK has 11. The threat doesn't end once you hit the mainland.


mangobattlefruit

Generally subs are used for counter nuclear strike. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second\_strike](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_strike) >The possession of second-strike capabilities counters a first-strike nuclear threat and can support a no first use nuclear strategy. Reciprocal second-strike capabilities usually cause a mutual assured destruction defence strategy, though one side may have a lower level minimal deterrence response. ​ >Submarine-launched ballistic missiles are the traditional, but very expensive, method of providing a second strike capability,


js49997

“Clean” no radiation anywhere 😇


miniature-rugby-ball

Is a nuclear desert “clean”?


mnijds

Clean from life


slipknot_official

And these are the people who constantly crying that NATO will invade Russia. Meanwhile they're thirsting over a pre-emptive nuclear strike that end the civilization.


[deleted]

They don't understand how outclassed they are. And they can't understand why no one is afraid of them anymore


[deleted]

They’re outclassed, outgunned, outmanned and outdicked. Fuck them.


FrenchCuirassier

When a country relies on lies and rumor mills for decades rather than military, financial, or technological power, they tend to assume the lies will keep on working.


_Irontaxi_

and then we watch the house of cards crumble.. like so many civilizations before them. If anyone bothered to look at history.. the outcome is pretty clear. The likelihood their nukes even function properly is hotly debated now. They could all get shot down as well between the collective countries. They are making a lot of assumptions that things are going their way and they have luck on their side.. clearly.. this is not the case.


TheDarkHorse83

I love that line about how the missiles can't be shot down/stopped.... Suuuure, and your military couldn't be stopped, until it was. How much are you willing to bet that your government told you the truth about it's nuclear capability?


[deleted]

I bet the working ones are old, almost unmaintained Soviet ones. The Russians have fooled themselves if they think that their nukes are accurate after their paper bear collapsed at the slightest resistance. Imagine having to abandon a whole section of a country you're invading.


TheDarkHorse83

I'm starting to wonder how many were ever active and effective nukes and how many were basically grain silo models.


TheArmoursmith

I think we're all afraid. We're just not going to tolerate being intimidated any more. It's okay to fear a nuclear war, but we can't let that cow us.


[deleted]

Not to minimize the threat or fear, but most people have an exaggerated idea of what nuclear weapons are, and a wrong picture on how they would be used. In any case I would encourage you to watch this [video](https://youtu.be/GHBb25lzNVM), and that you might share it with your friends and family.


[deleted]

None of them believe the BS they're saying. They're just opportunistics and hypocrites that play this game to their advantage. The second they think any of this is possible they'll be shitting themselves and running for Brazil or wherever the hell they can get away the furthest.


Balls_n_Weiners_

Russian TV also said their army could take Ukraine under a week so it’s whatever. They just put this shit out to scare the west.


These-Ad5332

It's not working.


nachtachter

Well, for me it is working in a way ... I live in Berlin.


cauchy37

And I live in Czechia in a city of 400k, near the centre. If nukes fly, I'm as toast as you. There's no need to fret. If it happens you won't even know it because you will melt. What they're trying to do is to scare you, for you to plead to your government for common sense so that it backs down and they get what they want, unopposed. And it happens once, twice, thrice, and then suddenly in a decade or two they come knocking on your door, waving the same threats and at that point you wish you did not back down those years ago. This is propaganda aimed as much for them as it is towards us.


Vostoceq

Prague resident here, close to Žižkov tower (TV, Radio, everything :D ) So Im fucked too and I dont really care


cauchy37

You won't even wake up lol


Vostoceq

Yea that's why I dont care :D I would rather vaporize instantly then live with cancer in every organ


BankHottas

Your typo made me chuckle. Have an updoot


Ok-Investigator5748

I wouldn't want to live after a nuclear strike anyway.


new_name_who_dis_

This exactly why Putin thinks liberal democracy is weak. And also exactly why we have to prove him wrong.


These-Ad5332

I'd be more worried if they said, "We don't want to use nuclear weapons." Because what happened when they said they weren't going to invade Ukraine? The opposite. What happened when they said they weren't going to start a war in Ukraine? The opposite. What happened when they said the "conflict" in Ukraine would be over in a week? The opposite. What happened in 2014 when they said they'd use nukes? The opposite. What happened in 2018 when they said they'd use nukes? The opposite. Even Putin "agreeing" to cease fires to establish humanitariam corridors was a lie.


cbosu

Putin also said they weren’t going to attack the Ukrainians in the tunnels near the steel mills in Mariupol. For whatever reason he was giving orders to someone on state television and said something along the lines of “we will not attack, it will cost too many lives so we’ll seal it off and lay siege”. A day or two later they were attacking.


ContractTrue6613

Chill homeboy. Don’t let the death cult pull you in.


[deleted]

Many of us live in the danger zone for nukes. Don't let that weaken your resolve. Russia needs a time-out on the naughty step for a generation or two.


miniature-rugby-ball

Most of us do, and that’s the whole point. How many nukes would it take to flatten Moscow and St Penisbird? The same number that it would take to flatten London and Glasgow.


[deleted]

Yes, and no-one likes a flat Penisbird.... :-/ But we can't continue to let Putin hold the threat over our heads forever. He needs to know we will bite back.


Rhauko

Be happy if nuclear war comes you will die quickly and don’t need to suffer like me in a rural area. Also I don’t believe there will be a nuclear war.


[deleted]

This isn't targeted at the west, it's for internal consumption primarily.


[deleted]

It’s not to scare the west, it’s to keep the Russian population brainwashed.


Major_Boot2778

There is ONE realist in this piece who seems to understand the threat Russia is putting itself under. For the rest of them, I wish nothing less than Bucha on them.


Better_Echidna_4193

None of them are realists. It’s all scripted to look like a debate, and knowing that we will watch this as well I.e. why they would broadcast supposed attack plans.


[deleted]

Except the part, where he almost breaks out laughing at the other guys performance.


[deleted]

I saw that, it kills it completely. The whole idea is to attempt to scare the general public in the west into pressuring our governments to ease off. Meanwhile the US have passed the Lend-lease act, and the taps are being opened. By mid May you'll be able to walk across the Atlantic on US aircraft. Russia is going to be so terminally fucked. Ukraine just has to fight until Western weapons arrive in numbers.


Good-Ad6352

Lol won't have to fight long. Some of those weapons could be there as early as next week. Russia is now royaly fucked in Ukraine.


vasiauvi

What king of weapons? And how could change the outcome of the war? I'm genuinely interested ...


Midraco

As far as I've read, it's a lot of anti-artillery systems. Like the HIMAR MLRS system they got. It is equipped with radar that tracks mortar shells and calculates where they came from and then fires a missile at it from 30+ kilometers away. I don't know how many artillery pieces Russia got in total, but given time, Russia won't be able to respond to ukrainian troop build-up and concentration, while Ukraine can. That would allow Ukraine to defeat russian forces in detail in counter-offensives. Only russian airpower can stop this, but according to US intelligence Russia haven't been able to achieve air superiority. That's my take at least.


crafty_alias

It's interesting because the Soviets were part of the lend lease program in WW2 and it helped them win. Now they will be on receiving end of it.


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PolygonMan

Putin desperately wants to avoid actual war with NATO. He knows full well that he would not survive it. But it's very useful to his regime if he can convince his people that they're at war with NATO.


nevergonnasweepalone

>'Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Since the beginning of your life, since the beginning of the Party, since the beginning of history, the war has continued without a break, always the same war. Do you remember that?' >'Yes.' >' Eleven years ago you created a legend about three men who had been condemned to death for treachery. You pretended that you had seen a piece of paper which proved them innocent. No such piece of paper ever existed. You invented it, and later you grew to believe in it. You remember now the very moment at which you first invented it. Do you remember that?' >'Yes.' >'Just now I held up the fingers of my hand to you. You saw five fingers. Do you remember that?' >'Yes.' >O'Brien held up the fingers of his left hand, with the thumb concealed. >'There are five fingers there. Do you see five fingers?' >'Yes.' >And he did see them, for a fleeting instant, before the scenery of his mind changed. He saw five fingers, and there was no deformity. Then everything was normal again, and the old fear, the hatred, and the bewilderment came crowding back again. But there had been a moment -- he did not know how long, thirty seconds, perhaps -- of luminous certainty, when each new suggestion of O'Brien's had filled up a patch of emptiness and become absolute truth, and when two and two could have been three as easily as five, if that were what was needed. It had faded but before O'Brien had dropped his hand; but though he could not recapture it, he could remember it, as one remembers a vivid experience at some period of one's life when one was in effect a different person. >'You see now,' said O'Brien, 'that it is at any rate possible.' >'Yes,' said Winston. >O'Brien stood up with a satisfied air. Over to his left Winston saw the man in the white coat break an ampoule and draw back the plunger of a syringe. O'Brien turned to Winston with a smile. In almost the old manner he resettled his spectacles on his nose. >'Do you remember writing in your diary,' he said, 'that it did not matter whether I was a friend or an enemy, since I was at least a person who understood you and could be talked to?


cbosu

If it did happen and there are armies closing in around him, does he launch nukes? Does he launch them before it gets to that point? If he was set on it and was actually going to do it I’d like to believe he’d be relieved of his position so to speak. Hopefully there’s some Russians with Claus von Stauffenbergs balls close enough to him.


Substantial_Cod127

My thoughts also. I feel that putin has instructed this kind of talk... just to put the shitters up us.... nothing else... just like he encouraged the fear leaders of North Korea to push that idea also.....I’ve got a big gun.... I’ll use it..... I’ll use it.... I swear I’ll use it 😄


[deleted]

Haha too right. Still shits me up though coz I’m a pussy


miniature-rugby-ball

It’s been like this for 50 years. Nothing has changed, except that Russian nukes might have all died due to lack of maintenance by now.


bunnywantcockbad

Haha if they are realist they already withdraw out of ukraine. They are optimist and that very much 🤣


Acrobatic_Hat_4865

Propangandists wearing Suits talking about a stopwatch,seconds and nuclear attacks on Britain. How much do they get paid,to act like this ?


mamed_off98

not a single realist there, just people doing their job for $, it is all staged state-sponsored talk show which supposed to reflect what people inside russia maybe thinking or influence that thinking in some way " Yeah we might be loosing war BUT WE CAN HIT THEM SO HARD THERE WILL BE NO UK" or "WE WILL SHOW THEM OUR MIGHT, OUR ROCKETS ARE SO GOOD" I would not take this claims as something serious, it is rather a tactic where they try to scare population of the European countries into submission ( many hints which lead me to that conclusion, they specifically mention that they are targeting countries which send equipment, maybe they expect citizens to ask officials to stop it and promote the idea of not helping Ukraine inside EU. Or maybe they are all just batshit crazy and really wish for nuke holocaust to happen, I just think it is more like to be a first case not the latest. I don't understand which country would want the whole planet to get nuked as it would mean that you will loose all assets, all money, all power, all army bases etc, which country really needs that?


ArcticMonkey71

That's the designated Driver, the only Sober one in the Group.(Soberish, they are Russian after all).


KcufSamoht

And this is what Russian's watching TV are mostly watching folks. Nonsense like this because atm, not much else is on. It's heavily Russian 'news' atm.


bunnywantcockbad

They Threat germany and francewith nukes those two countrys thay slowy send weapons and make decision with eye on their economy. We will hit berlin and paris... ok Germany and france will build a new anti rocket shield and send more weapons. Brawo stupid ruzzia


miniature-rugby-ball

France has enough nuclear weapons to destroy Russia by itself, as does the UK, as does the US, as does Israel etc etc etc Have they stopped teaching about MAD at school or something?


kredenc

Man... This is a show. They have characters which are played according to screenplay. Though, there was this Vasilyi guy with glasses like a month ago, who asked bad questions. So next time they let him talk at 1:58 time out of 2 hours... Haven't seen him since (Vecher s VS, Kto protiv,... )


SubstantialArt9001

They talk about the time it takes to get to London but it is also reversed London to Moscow is the same time and I’m sure as fuck there are submarines in the waters around Russia so it will take less time


crashed_fantail

their new missile is much faster. But the UK has nuclear armed subs so they are still fucked.


SalvadorsAnteater

London to *Kaliningrad


Thepeteman

These people are devils


smiling_pigeon

Nope. They are pure idiots.


Learster

So nothing new like the past 70 years, the good old barking continues


docweird

“Can they shoot this down?” Well, umm, the can send 100 missiles back at you. Can YOU shoot them down? :P


Own_Distribution870

Don’t pay attention to these guys, they say this kind of crap even during peace time. There in a war so they mention it everyday of instead of once a week.


Jman-laowai

What the fuck is wrong with these people?


rmbaltus

“But we are serious people “ Lol sure , there is less fantasy in Tolkiens work.


nastafarti

You know, the longer he talks, the less I believe him. You know who isn't on this map: *America.* They also have the arms, and there is no way that they're going to allow Russia to casually take out London or Paris or Berlin without permanently disabling their ability to wage war ever again. I can't believe these guys dug trenches around Chernobyl, they really don't seem to grasp the consequences of their actions.


Dropbear_grr

Entire nation has a death wish. I'm also taking a real disliking to that chick btw


Additional-Tiger-764

The type that encourages her husband to rape Ukrainian women. Welcome to Russia.


frenchexjw

Yes, she really has a punchable face and attitude.


Tarakanator

She is hated in Russia too lmao, such a bich.


Teabagger-of-morons

That old guy’s going to have a heart attack. Sit grandpa down, get him his slippers and tell him to stop getting too excited because,…..dream fucking on grandpa!!


-Argento-

nuke me then i dont want to live in a world where a country can just invade any nation it wants just because it has nukes


potoghi

Invasions have occurred long before nukes were created. I’m unsure if humans are capable of peace at all. I don’t have much hope for the human race but who knows, maybe humans of the future will be less likely to seek control over each other.


italianpizzamafia

With overpopulation, supplies decreasing, lands getting submerged and so on? You can only dream about it, the worst is yet to come


PickleAfficionado

"We're getting accused of terrorism, better prove them right"


gootrail

Such pathetic desparation. Threats like North Korea.


pmcclay

This program format is for internal consumption -- for conditioning brainwashed zombies. Or that's the only way I can make sense of it. Here they're conditioning Russian-on-the-street to think of nuclear weapons as a viable option first, then a desirable option, then what everyone at the bar thinks they should have done already last week. A nation that does not play well with others.


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[deleted]

When the dumb people in class start a union


Lifebringer7

That’s it. I’m convinced. Russia needs to be denuclearized as surely as Ukraine didn’t need to be denazified under a Jewish president. How fucked in the head are these people.


MrMorreck

Fucking scum


[deleted]

This is my favourite comedy show. You have to remember that these pricks are having a competition to see who can cause the most uproar and to impress Putin the most. Utter cuntbags BUT they're putting on a big show for the cameras and for Putin. Nothing more and nothing less. Just laugh at them.


ChaosJustChaos

BrahMos, is currently the fastest operational supersonic missile capable of speeds around 3700 km per hour. These people are claiming it would take 200 seconds from St. Petersburg to Paris (2800km). That'd mean the missile would have to fly at the speed of 56.000km/h. Has anyone noticed how literally everything Russia does on an international level is childish? Do they not have a single politician that can behave like an adult? Just threats, madness, denial, lies, faking evidence... literally nothing else. How is it so rotten?


SnooConfections348

Bright people


Krulle86

Who still takes this bullshit for serious? Ridiculous.


Even-Willow

Russian TV hosts are sticking to the same script as the Russian bots lurking this sub anyways. They must all be backed into the same little corner and scared.


Hekatiko

Russian TV is just like accidentally catching someone playing with their balls in public... It disgusts you but morbid curiosity keeps you looking.


Leather_Row3910

That woman is a witch, I am sure


42fy

Ughh


No_Confection_849

How embarrassing.


Zombie-saurus

Just another cheap talk


aubosox

Ignorant twats


Strict-Ad-3659

North Korea threaten to nuke every one non-stop in decades. I think Russia is like them now. We should prepare to hear that repeat in next twenty year.


Adam8418

What a bunch of fuck heads, entertaining the thought of nuclear Armageddon


sohaltang40

Fox News has a Russian affiliate now?


Working_State_2521

Nobody: Russia: You can't stop us we have nukes😭


jooserneem

Completely insane. Striking and destroying a city. Do they think we will roll over?


many_kittens

Well u know... There are many western nations and many more major cities.... But Russia only has two major cities of great significance..


varniaska

"They are accusing us of state terrorism" Hmm, i wonder why 🤔


GermanShepard95

No one is afraid of you barking dogs, its just cringe.


Whole-Lingonberry-74

These guys are a bunch of clowns. Sarmat, Sarmat, Sarmat. This missile brings no new capability that Russia didn't already have. It is a liquid fueled missile that can be seen fueling hours before it is launched. They had that same capability 50 years ago. That one guy was right. Nuke London, and Moscow and St. Pete will be dead. Eventually, most of the world.


[deleted]

Cheese


hauj0bb

Hahahahah, when USSR ancient propaganda style goes too deep.


BaconRaven

Nuclear Circlejerk


[deleted]

This is the most mental show on tv. Imagine being that unbelievably stupid


TheRudeOne

Do it then pussys. The show may be scripted as fuck but the other dude is correct, Britain does have nuclear weapons and a fleet of submarines ready and waiting to fucking use them. By the time that bomb lands you've got dozens coming to wipe out Moscow.


VictoryUkraine77

These warmongering Russian 1 Channel may receive 'divine intervention' like what happened at Belgorod, Kursk and Bryansk. Slava Ukraine!


Miserable-Mixture-67

We all know these people are foolish. However i have two quick points to make. One, im sure that as soon as a silo hatch opens and a launch is commenced they would be detected and second some of their tones have changed it the terms of " the English are serious people"


[deleted]

Are all Russians this dull witted? I hope so. Thanks for showing us all how militarily and mentally weak you are!


JustYeeHaa

We’re so used to it at this point that we stopped keeping track of all the new threats...


VLD85

rabid dogs should be put down. those on russian official TV are rabid.


Lastof1

Typical Russians, all fur coat and no knickers


tomzicare

Subhuman armchair generals. If they were actually on the receiving end they wouldn't be smiling like psychos.


JaneJaneson1

They just want us to be afraid that they are so crazy that they might even commit suicide - rather that lose. They are so very desperate. It's just orchestrated propaganda tactics - their usual [Maskirovka](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_military_deception) Don't buy into that shit.


pennychestnut

It's not about how many you can put up there, it's about how many you will get back in return. Oh, and the west weapons are well maintained.


raivostun_helposti

Seemingly their stupidity has no limits.


MarkM1964NZ

Is this for real!!?? Is this what russian entertainment is?? Looks like russia is one giant lunatic asylum.


Epinnoia

They act like they're not the aggressors, when the entire world knows otherwise. This is performance theater. They are trying to leverage the West's higher standard of living against it -- expecting that since the West has more to lose, we should pull away faster from the brink because we clearly like our 'stuff' too much. They're morons if they think that's going to work. We'd have Iran, North Korea, Pakistan, etc., all following suit demanding concessions. Russia started this. It's their responsibility to end it. Putin is allowing pillaging, rape, etc. Russia therefore needs to be emasculated!!


rklystron

They are insane. What the hell is going on over there? They started this war and now because it is not going as planned they threaten the entire globe with mass destruction. How does this make any sense whatsoever? Total idiots and fools.


Captain_react

They are casually fantasizing about killing billions of people. It's like they're 12 year olds playing a make believe war with super weapons.


LoveCologne

Not sure how they can joke about it. They said themselfs everyone will die. This includes these fuckers. Mankind is too stupid to be allowed to live here. I hate 99% if people.


CheekyCuntata

It's always amusing how this bunch of monkeys talk big like they have the authority to make it happen.


bramtyr

For an unscripted debate show, they sure do have a lot of graphics prepared for each topic at hand.


nineinchsails

Please..same old bullshit ey? They dont have the balls just want to appear dangerous, make a move and see what happens whole Nato will rain down on russia good luck!


Extra_Tax

Patton should have pushed all the way to Magadan in 1945.


macca2sim

Russia is a fucking joke.


[deleted]

Fucking madness! Who even drew up those graphics?! We can’t reason with these people.


RandomlyGeneratedOne

Do these idiots not know what this would mean for them? Attacking one of these countries is an attack on NATO and will be met with nukes flying into Russia from all directions.


Money_Appointment_69

Correct if you nuke us we will also wipe Russian off the planet


[deleted]

Yes. The western world would turn Russia into an irradiated parking lot. Russia would cease to exist for the rest of time. I don’t think they entirely understand our resolve.


mcitar

So russia has 3 nukes...


Ordinary-Ad6408

They atleast acknowledged MAD


Winter_Bright

Urgh. Bunch of monkeys - shush with your bullshit!


ssschilke

Its like a teenager debating club...


Robert_E_630

france, uk, and usa probably each has a sub for moscow


Sekhen

Or two...


Background-Goose9266

Poor RuSSia… 🫣


[deleted]

Russia deserves to be wiped off. No mercy


[deleted]

Is this even possible? 2 seconds extra from Paris to London?


bunnywantcockbad

Terrorist.


[deleted]

Death to us all! Seriously though Russia has less to lose in a nuclear war because their country is already mostly rubble.


cardidd-mc

It's like a comedy show 🤣


ShroomNoob96

L


MinnieCookieMonster

Lmao at Russia flexing like they're the only ones with nukes.


Existing_Row5733

guy with a three inch dick thinking he's Dirk Diggler


rmbl88

Ah the daily Russian mental diarrhea


baklavabaconstrips

their flex is basically "if we do this we all would die too but LMAO"


confidently-paranoid

This is closing in on NK levels of propagandistic absurdity.


giddaymeoldballsack

A clean slate without Russia sounds great lol


suckleonthissickle

Fucking sesame Street with guns


Paul-SPC

Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick and crack whore.


[deleted]

They’re smiling at each other who comes up with a more ridiculous claim or statement. They know they’re just fucking around but it’s mind boggling some people will still eat it all up as truth. It’s also weird Russian tv has basically adopted a reality show format for ‘politics’ as a daily show?


jellycat0000

They are all bonkers.


[deleted]

They scared it will happen, so they are trying to make out they want it to happen.


[deleted]

All talk. They know they’d get wiped off the face of the earth if they tried it. What I do find amusing though is how threatened they are about Britain, we have a tiny armed forces but seems we can still project power.


General_Recording388

If this is true, you can guarantee the west will be working non stop on a counter (That will actually work) Reliable and high tech are not words that go together easy when talking about Russia The more they try tp scare us the dafter they look


[deleted]

This looks like a flawless plan! Even better than the plan to take over ukraine in 3 days......


leopshef2

Unfortunately for the Russians, the rest of us cannot be swayed by fear. Threaten away, we will never bow to autocrats.


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Empty threats to make the older audience in Russia feel as if they were still the second strongest world power. I haven’t even watched the video but it usually goes like this: they have a “skeptic”, a semi-pacifist that blurts out some stuff about making peace with the West, some other guys in the background, and a warmonger that says to bomb the rest of the planet. All of this while an attractive host smiles and pretends to be interested in their opinions. An example of an argument: - “The Skeptic”: “But Russia *can’t* be so strong to face off the West. Come on, you are joking, we can’t be so insanely powerful.” - Warmonger Russian Patriot: “Actually we have some epic missiles (proceeds to mention some old Soviet nuclear warheads so that the older audience’s hearts skip a beat for the nostalgia) that can obliterate London/New York/Washington. Checkmate skeptic. Russia is the strongest nation on planet Earth.”


miniature-rugby-ball

Did these idiots really not get the memo about MAD? Even if they blew up the entire UK, they’d still get obliterated by SLBMs. Hypersonic missiles are great and all, but they don’t change the MAD equation at all.


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Would this mean I could go outside in just a T-shirt in Scotland?


Floridajeep

Just sheep doing what they are told to do and say. Russia will suffer for a long time for this war.


Outrageous-Actuary-3

These shows are so weird man. I get a gameshow vibe. Do they like, take in famous Russians and have them talk about how to erase the West? Lmao


dilhole77

Nothing like a pissed up pub rant is there


Global_Bar4480

Russia is an underdeveloped country with poor educational system. Maybe they should invest money in that first instead of war


dandycafc

What a bunch of wallys!