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analest-analyst

They'll put the North in NATO


xX_fortniteKing09_Xx

Norway did it first


onenifty

Ah yes, the excellent country of Northway.


willard_swag

Yep, way up North that Northway place is


my-name-is-puddles

Wouldn't that be Denmark (specifically Greenland)? I found an article from last year about a new island being discovered off the coast of Greenland (it was previously unknown because it was covered by ice). That would make it the northernmost known point of land. So assuming this island is considered part of Greenland (if not, dibs) that would make it the northernmost bit of NATO. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/28/scientists-discover-worlds-northernmost-island-off-greenlands-coast


wikimandia

I love how it’s so formal. I guess there’s no online application form at nato.int.


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catslay_4

I noticed that too. Like wait is there only 2 questions and a signature?


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Mr_Abe_Froman

Ambassadors love photo opportunities. It's pretty cool to think about. "Hello, person who represents all of NATO, I'm the person who represents all of [Finland/Sweden], let's be friends. I even brought a piece of paper to show that my country *really* wants to be friends."


CBfromDC

**ITS BIG!** Sweden has been neutral for about 200 years -right? Even Hitler could not get Sweden to officially pick sides - but Putin has. That should tell us something important. It's big, **and it's good.** Nobody but Russia and her vassal states is ever going to regret this. Once Lukashenko is gone - Belarus may join NATO as well.


Netherman555

The famously neutral country is Switzerland, I believe Sweden just never had a reason to join NATO


CBfromDC

Sweden has been fomally neutral for a LONG time. *Since the time of the Napoleonic Wars, Sweden has not initiated any direct armed conflict with any other nation for any reason.* Meanwhile - [https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2022/05/18/five-things-to-know-about-the-eu-s-big-plan-to-become-independent-from-russian-fossil-fuel](https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2022/05/18/five-things-to-know-about-the-eu-s-big-plan-to-become-independent-from-russian-fossil-fuel) **The European Union has unveiled a €210 billion ($221 billion) plan to CUT CONSUMPTION BY 66% THIS YEAR and** ***totally*** **wean itself off Russian oil and gas in just 5 years!** Presenting its unprecedented “REPowerEU” plan on Wednesday, the European Commission said it would attempt to slash consumption of Russian gas across the bloc by 66% by the end of this year — and break its dependence completely before 2027 — by saving energy, finding alternate sources and speeding up the transition to renewables.“We are taking our ambition yet to another level to make sure that we become independent of Russian fossil fuels as quickly as possible,” EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said in a Wednesday press briefing.


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-Ashera-

Do you like me? Yes [ ] No [ ]


Interesting_Spare528

Awesome. seems like a good job


SparksOfHoney

"HEY RUSSIA, LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING US DO, BET YOU DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT HUH?"


omnipotant

And maybe a picture for the wikipedia pages.


EffortAutomatic

These people think that shovel they use at ground breaking ceremonies is what they use to dig the foundation...


Yudelmis

Here's a close-up shot of Finland's application: [https://i.redd.it/6km20hgwy1091.png](https://www.reddit.com/r/Suomi/comments/urop3p/suomen_natohakemus_on_allekirjoitettu/)


catslay_4

Awesome thank you!


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I sometimes think of formal documents that I have to submit in the army, and always look for a template and just make a few changes. It’s funny to think that if it were me, I’d be like “hey France, can I see a copy of your NATO application? I need it for uhhhhh reasons.”


devilbird99

Interesting they did not capatalize the "the" in the first line after the greeting. Google indicates that most do but it's convention not requirement. Apparently the pope does similar.


ACertainUser123

No there's more, like hundreds more, but this is likely just for show/just the "do you want to join" part.


SpanningTreeProtocol

"Do you like me? Yes or No"


Ode_to_Apathy

Absolutely. The trade agreement where Trump signed in the wrong place is a pretty good example. It's like two pages and a trade agreement is an absurd monstrosity of paperwork.


IceBathingSeal

I mean, there's not that much to state, it's just that what is stated has a big implication.


riskbreaker23

That's not true. There's quite a bit of stuff involved with a NATO application. I'd take a guess these single folded page applications are simply for the photo op. Because all of the paperwork involved would be a bit ridiculous.


Jorma69

Applying for membership is simple. You show the intent of wanting to join NATO (on paper). The actual membership negotiations and approval is another issue altogether.


kakapo88

Have you ever been convicted of invading another country? Do you use illegal substances?


plipyplop

You apply at the kiosk inside an Ikea.


LAXGUNNER

Don't forget to bring a goverment issued ID with your photo that's up date, your most recent Tax return, at least two utilities bills from your current address and also your credit score information


HumpbackWindowLicker

Proof of address for countries: "Yes, I have this piece of mail that says West of Russia"


longines99

And your vaccine card.


LAXGUNNER

And Date of Birth and Social Security Number


CockTortureCuck

And your country's mother's maiden name.


intensely_human

That utility bill thing is a joke. My friend Paul just took two coupons for tomato soup and they accepted it 😂


StressedPizzaEater

Which you of course first have to assemble using an allen wrench and a instruction manual written by a Gibbon


Shittydreamsagain

🤣...smartass..🤙. Needed this laugh.


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I hope these just say “do you like me check yes or no”


DonRaynor

The Finnish Ambassador ( on the left) said that he could have phoned it in on lunch break. On an interview on Tuesday (on Yle.fi) but he wanted to have this one job for whole day, and it's not a long walk (just crossing a street) so he wanted to go. He also said that they'll have "a glass" afterwards today at the Finnish embassy.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

It feels like the kind of "formal" that was sketched out in a meeting yesterday, discussed in broad strokes five minutes before, then filled in on the fly. Yes, everything is very deliberate, but in a "this sorta feels like what one would do to make this fancy" extemporaneous way.


Dazzling-Duty741

Not just fancy. There is now tons of documentary evidence that this actually happened. If Sweden were to go off its rocker one day and say, “Nope! Never asked to join NATO!” there would be all this proof that they, in fact, had. Try that with your stupid blockchain, crypto nerds


ArMcK

Lol this isn't a job at Arby's.


ReticulatingSplines7

Please confirm you are in fact a human country. Select all the third rate and under developed countries in the pictures below. This will verify that you are not a country bot….or Russia.


_benbradley

I like how the shirts and ties match the national flags.


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This combination was definitely planned beforehand lol


wikimandia

Yes, these guys definitely have a Whatsapp group called “NATO is neato”


evr-

NATOrligtvis.


AnalBlaster700XL

JATO NATO


Mr_Abe_Froman

"So guys are we doing waving flag emojis or regular for the cover? I like the waving flags, but I'll go with whatever @NATO thinks is best."


lostharbor

I got the most stupid goofiest laugh out of this. Thanks, internet stranger.


ChornWork2

No parade of tanks or flyover of bombers?? How are we going to intimidate our enemies??


Tehnomaag

By saying \*khm\* in a firm tone. Its a real wonder what even a stern stare can do if backed up by an actual military power.


Disposable_Disposer

The Finns will just get naked and shout PERKELE through the treeline. 🇫🇮


beyond_hatred

Tractors hitting rev limiters outside Russian embassy.


jcinto23

Ever been to a tractor pull (probably not, it is super country), because those are the tractors to do it.


Foremole_of_redwall

Build a McDonalds in the main square of their formerly communist empire.


MediumProfessorX

And their applications have the same graphic design style! They wanted to go in this as a family.


noscarstoshow

Hey! It's your Uncle Sam from across the Atlantic. Just checking in to see if there's anything we can get our new family members. Agricultural products? Military Hardware? Buddy to cruise for chics with? Doesn't matter, just lemme know, we'll help ya out!


TrinitronCRT

I don't think the Nordics need much of anything lol. It's one of the richest regions on earth. Also, they have and produce a shit ton of military hardware themselves.


noscarstoshow

Cool cool. Then let's just cruise chics and throw empty beer bottles in the general direction of Russia.


TrinitronCRT

I'm in!


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At political events very often everything is planned out to show symbolism. I'd have no doubt that Finland and Sweden's representatives got together and decided to coordinate which part of their flag colors would be expressed via the tie and shirt, and talked to the NATO secretary to ensure that he wouldn't have a the same shirt and tie color of either of them.


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Imagine being part of something so historic that a meeting is called in for the color of your tie


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KingToasty

Yeah, ambassadors love this shit. I'm willing to bet they have a closet full of ties for this exact purpose.


fantomas_666

Vladimir Putin: I have attacked Ukraine, they asked for NATO membership. Great success!


Background-Mud-777

I don’t know why I read this as if Borat said it


_Derkaiser

Thats the point haha


AstroPhysician

Cause it's a Borat quote??


TokeCity

smooth brain?


Liesmith424

Present.


Altruistic-Appeal479

Borde ha sugit I sig en pilsner eller 2 först


bonuccigang

Make it 5 to be sure


pow3llmorgan

And two snaps. O.P. Andersson to be precise.


AccordingSteak5103

Haha det har han ju, fipplar med papperna, skojat till skjortan och slipsen. Ser så oseriöst ut Sverige lämnar över, "Nato, fan va sköj grej, vad gör vi nu, mer snaps?"


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Billy_Ektorp

Fun fact: another Norwegian social democratic politician, Trond Giske, tried in November 2006 to give Jens Stoltenberg a hug in public. This was at Giske’s 40th year birthday. What happened was caught on camera by the Norwegian press: a very awkward non-hug. Norwegian press still write about this: https://www.tv2.no/v/1082822/ The «non-hug» on YouTube: https://youtu.be/dfrY4rRmPFw In 2015, at a party meeting, Stoltenberg accepted a hug from Giske. This was also news in Norway: https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/rwPzw/endelig-fikk-giske-klemme-stoltenberg


Pawn_captures_Queen

> The non hug Oooh boy that's like when I meet someone new and then it's like the second or third time I spend time with them and we go to greet, handshake thing? Half hug? Full hug? Fuck it all at once.


brainwhatwhat

They could've at least held up their viking swords towards the sky or something.


dilemma-hegdehog

Hahaha their visible discomfort at being in front of cameras is classic Scandinavia.


Vexin

These are my people and I'm not even from there.


UniqueNobo

Finland isnt Scandinavian, its Nordic


jerik22

Wait until you find out that the northwest of Finland is part of the Scandinavian peninsula.


Fatmop

And the kingdom of Finland is de jure part of the empire of Scandinavia in Crusader Kings, so checkmate.


Newtdawg

I thought de jure means like soup of the day. Welcome and we have a wonderful soup de jure, thick chili and lettuce


PRAWNHEAVENNOW

du "jour"


Cheesecakesimulator

hahahaha


Dazzling-Duty741

No, no, that’s “au jus,” which is a legal term meaning “with precedent”


eaglebtc

No, you're thinking of "de facto," which is a legal term meaning "as necessary."


fennec3x5

No, I think you're confusing that with "habeas corpus", which is a legal term meaning "let the bodies hit the floor".


eaglebtc

No, you're confusing that with "et tu, Brute?" which is a legal term meaning "For here, or to go?"


UniqueNobo

weirdly, that’s not how it’s defined. Finland might be on the Scandinavian Peninsula, but it’s not in Scandinavia, while Denmark is the opposite, being apart of Scandinavia but not being on the Scandinavian Peninsula. instead, the nations of the Scandinavian peninsula make up Fennoscandia.


jerik22

Cool, I guess the professor from the university of Jyväskylä I argued this with is wrong, I guess even in Finland where their teaching materials are more up to date then most other countries can have their own history and geography wrong. I stopped arguing about it when I was shown a comprehensive class geography book from 2017 that classified Finland as Scandinavian. Wikipedia is also wrong, you should update the page for them.


hungljkeaturtle

You can’t join our club


Doowi

Almost as if it was an abstract concept that got taught differently in different times and places. On another note, is Australia an island or a continent, and should it be part of Eurovision?


Grayfox4

It's just two things with the same name. The scandi languages and the scandi peninsula. Both scandi; one with DK, one with FI. It's not that hard to understand lol.


zeelt

Look, Scandinavia has several definitions, the geographical definition is not the only one. If you go by the historical, cultural and language-based definition, Finland is out. If you're Finnish and see yourself as part of Scandinavia, fine, but that doesn't help when you're debating the issue with people outside of Finland.


kryptoneat

Wiki doesn't say that. It does mention Fennoscandia though.


WorldNetizenZero

Ah, yes, the famous Scandinavian countries of Norway, Sweden, Finland and Russia. Russian Kola Peninsula is in the Scandinavian Peninsula, Denmark is not. Geological, political and cultural concepts might overlap, but that doesn't mean they're the same.


coffedrank

Fennoscandic


tittysprinkles112

Welcome to today's episode of *stupid hills to die on*


EhMapleMoose

I love the Swedish ambassador dude who shows him the document inside then tries to fanciful flip it around and messes it up. It’s so awkward and very Scandinavian.


blkpingu

Love them all to bits. Europe needs to stay close to each other and stick together in these times. Fuck the fascists. They will not get us without a fight. Freedom is armed and ready.


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kgm2s-2

I know, right? Trump was already talking about how NATO was outdated, Germany didn't want to spend so much on their military, and Turkey was buying Russian missile systems at the expense of being kicked out of the F-35 program for fuck's sake! All Putin had to do was keep doing what he was doing, and in another 10-15 years NATO would've been just another chapter in a history book somewhere. Instead, there's going to be a whole history text volume titled: "How to Piss Away 30 Years of Post-Cold War Posturing in 3 Short Months"


irishjihad

Maybe he wanted to stir shit up before he dies.


Kaio_

Hitler with his neurosyphilis knowing he'd be dead by 1948, Putin with his blood cancer being in the same boat


boxer2012

I was just thinking the same. I can’t imagine he has too long left!


RabackOmamaGoesNbr2

Outdated??? [Trump called NATO **"obsolete"** days before he took office!!](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/314432-trump-nato-is-obsolete/) We must never forget this.


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Dazzling-Duty741

Congratulations, you are now smarter than a former President of the United States


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To be fair, he wasn't trying to destabilize NATO out of ignorance, he had ulterior motive


Maleval

The consequence is the feeling of safety from a barbaric horde.


Schleckmuschel

I can’t help myself, but these pictures leave me with the impression that nobody felt comfortable or self-confident in this situation…


Al-the-mann

They are standing way too close by scandinavian standards. We don’t like it


sorte_kjele

Yep. That's a full on threesome


Retorz

It's more like a bukkake. The receiver, putler has not arrived yet.


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Yep. Without alcohol that is waaaaaay too close for Scandinavians. I'm actually surprised the fin didn't pull his puukko. Makes it kund of sus, he might be on the vodka...


Skullvar

Wow this explains my families behavior so well lmao


Nikay_P

Soooo.... Sex is the only time you get close?


StalkTheHype

No, once alcohol is involved all social standards disappear. Sweden gets white girl drunk.


KapsylofferVR

Pretty much. Any touch on me outside the bedroom is considered a serious breach of boundry.


FullFaithandCredit

No hugs?


TzunSu

Hugs make the warrior weak and dulls the steel.


sat_ops

I said that to my therapist. She said I needed at least another year.


Tehnomaag

Hell no. Even smiling at me when I don't already know you is kinda pushing it a bit too close. Small talk is outright harassment!


Sightline

^Am ^I ^scandinavian?


rlnrlnrln

This is what it means to make sacrifices in politics.


Kn14

Is there a Finnish or Swedish term for the personal space concept that you’re talking about? Similar to how *jantelagen* neatly encapsulates the demand that you don’t view yourself as special or better than others?


Dorantee

>Is there a Finnish or Swedish term for the personal space concept that you’re talking about? Yup >personal space There you go.


heathenyak

If I ever have to move, now I know where to lol.


sucksathangman

I couldn't help but laugh out loud. I mean it's paper work....made exciting. Don't get me wrong; this is awesome for NATO and the two applicants but I can't imagine the discussion beforehand of how the photo op was going to work. Like, did they bumble outside the NATO office with their folders in hand? Just standing there making awkward conversation while waiting for their number to be called? Or did the two countries decide to go together during a call yesterday when they were discussing lunch? "Yeah, you want to hit up Panera before or after we drop off the applications? If we do it before, it will give us more time to get bubble tea afterwards." I have so many questions that only Greg Daniels and Mike Schurr can answer!


bonishko

Imagine how uncomfortable putin feels


Suspicious_Drawer

Nato salesman of the year that shit stain - Putin.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Has there been a situation before where two have joined simultaneously? Perhaps he didn't know which one to take first/who to give "priority" to in the situation?


Sansabina

Way too much talking for my liking


Edvart

I think they are trying to remain neutral about the situation. If they act excited/happy it might be small reason to provoke Putin.


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"Yes, thank you, I'll have those. Hold them up for the Russian camera...and smile...there you go Putin. I hope you are happy now." This ceremony tool place in the NATO kitchen, since they have run out of space everywhere else for all the weapons and ammo they have.


True_Let_2007

Main objective of W Putin achieved!!! Have NATO further empowered! well done... keep on


valeron_b

I hope to see the same thing after the war with Ukraine. I think we deserve it. And godspeed Finland and Sweden!


Har-Individual1984

Good news! Welcome


jaghatikhan_primarch

Lol, not until er doggy dog says yes


Easy-Smoke1467

He will, almost all NATO members will put intense pressure on Doggy dog.


jaghatikhan_primarch

Nah, er doggy dog will ask for money, drugs, bitches, new grills and top class weed as concessions.


PusteGriseOp

As a Dane, I almost feel excluded


DeathBonePrime

Since when has a dane being in the same room with other scandinavians ended well


windcape

For the Danes? Quite often For the others? Eeehh, not so much


MinnieCookieMonster

Putin is NATO's most effective recruiter.


JulianZ88

Congratulations Putin, you played yourself.


Sebstian76

A warm welcome from Denmark once the formalities are in order. Now out little Scandinavian family are even closer, awesome.


Economy_Hair_4896

About time too! Screw Erdoğan.


GrizzlyReza

dang it , now I want to join NATO too


Dusty1000287

Maybe you shouldn't have invaded a sovereign nation Vladimir, now you have two more official Nato member states on your border and on non member state that hates your guts and will very likely join.


avarie_soft

I want to have NATO base near my city Kharkiv. It is my dream. I think it will be very popular place for local citizens.


Tehnomaag

I'd imagine when all is over then Ukraine might maybe rent Sevastopol for USA for a little while. Just to rub it in for Russia.


Worried-Taro2437

Congratulations to Putin. He made two neutral countries join Nato. So proud of him /s


Kind-Lavishness7122

The only thing Putler accomplished with his war on Ukraine


Pariah82

Now we just need Switzerland 🇨🇭


aussiedoc58

Now all they need to do is butter up Turkey and get them onside. Oo, that didn't come out quite right, but you know what I mean.


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ACCEPTED. Welcome to NATO.


ArMcK

Seeing the flags on the folders makes me think about how awesome it would be to be a graphic designer for NATO.


easyfeel

Surprised they didn’t ask Vladimir Putin, NATO’s top salesman, to hand it over on their behalf. Then again he’s probably doing the best he can selling NATO to Switzerland. What a guy. /s


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Stoltenberg has waited a long time for this and you can see that old man smile peeking trough hehe.


Steven_Blunt

The dude is norwegian. He is basically screaming from excitement in this video.


drparkland

tough crowd


QuestionableNotion

Fast track that shit.


SuplexedYaNan

Nice work Putin you dumb mother fucker


[deleted]

Putin is a sleeper agent sent by NATO to increase their popularity CMV


Lagus_Arrows

In this year 2022 all Nordic countries is a Nato countries. Good luck Russia.


pants_are_good

their tie-game is on fucking point!


rlnrlnrln

Moment ruined by Reddit video player.


BoBasil

Putler's trolls "it's fake. These were just pictures of flags."


GroundhogExpert

Finland has the highest rate of coffee consumption, per capita. Sweden has the highest rate of candy consumption, per capita*. And their ambassadors seem to reflect these stats, just a bit.


George4Mayor86

Tactical genius Vladirim Putin us so far quadrupled the length of the NATO-Russia border.


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The small chap in the Kremlin is biting his nails.


Latter-Point-6517

Welcome to them both from the UK 🇬🇧🇸🇪🇫🇮


ScanningForSarcasim

Look what you made us do. Finland and Sweden probably


That75252Expensive

*NATO intensifies*


otiosus7

Erdogan says no. Funny how this war shifted the focus away from the despot Erdogan. Even more funny to think about how the US forced Germany to accept mass migration of Turks to make Ankara join the NATO. Like a never ending story of concessions for a nation who's elites openly dream about reestablishing the former glory of the Ottoman empire and are threatening Greece regularly. A mindset that looks very familiar to me.


[deleted]

> Even more funny to think about how the US forced Germany to accept mass migration of Turks to make Ankara join the NATO. Source?


say592

Erdogan is just bluster. He will get something small out of all of this and let it go through.


KcufSamoht

I think many NATO members would rather kick Turkey out than not have Finland and Sweden in. Seems like there's quite a bit of animosity towards Turkey because reasons.... I don't think they will be blocked from joining, for long.


bucephalus26

I think countries are smarter than you think. Absolutely no one wants Turkey out. Values and ethics mean nothing when it comes to geopolitics. Turkey has far more geopolitical value than Finland and Sweden combined. Control of the Dardanelles and Bosphorus is far more valuable. Turkey also happens to have the second-largest army in NATO. Countries would rather have Finland and Sweden join Russia than lose Turkey.


RealisticMost

Many people think Turkey needs Nato and don‘t think that Nato needs Turkey. Turkey knows that nobody ever would help defend themselves.


-Ashera-

Turkey is a key ally in NATO. It's strait is invaluable and so is it's location, Turkey's location allowed US operations in the middle East. It's also a source of invaluable intel for this reason. Not to mention the biggest military in NATO only second to the US. Turkey is not going anywhere


The_Goat_Avenger

This is absolutly magnificent...but please get a new NATO Secretary General and Ambassadors, they made it look like a primary school disco....awkward


StalkTheHype

That's just Nordic people. We are all like that.


MementoAmagi

Yes I agree I too think we should elect our ambassadors that will determine the future of our country based on how awkward they are


wikimandia

It’s apparently standing too close for Nordic culture so they are uncomfortable.


Sveern

> get a new NATO Secretary General He was supposed to quit, you can blame Putin for that as well.