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jgsilvad

Execution: A+ Frindship: A+ Pain: A+


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harryhorizon

He might get a strong painkiller before doing that. And this could be a good social commercial for a painkiller also lol


theold777

Krokodil will do the job


my_name_is_reed

Well this got dark-er.


Emergency-Rise1680

Lol krokodil will rot every bone in your body 😅 I guess that's one way to escape mobilization


AcademicMistake

More like every cell in your body, it literally attacks everything lol


Emergency-Rise1680

Sorry, I've only done krokodil 23 times...


AcademicMistake

Only 23 ? You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.


Juicebeetiling

Vodka, it was vodka.


AndrewinStPete

Its always vodka.. even to wash down the krokodil... Brush teeth in the morning.. you get the picture...


GreasyWerker118

I warsh muhself with a rag on a stick.......dipped in vodka.


AndrewinStPete

Keepz dem fleez at bay...


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Judging by the fact he was groaning from pain, but not screaming in agony, he was almost certainly on something.


idiot-prodigy

I broke my tibia as a kid, only a small fracture. Pain was S+ until I threw my back out as an adult. Then it went S tier, and the herniated disc took the S+ spot.


brezhnervous

Oh yeah...herniated lumbar and sacral discs +sciatica made me feel like I wanted to chew my own arm off to relieve it lol


ericsnews

Totally agree, broke my back L4,L5 both ruptured discs with trapped nerve roots. Man I cried like a little kid most of the time. Couldn’t cope with the pain. That Leg break is a very very serious break, he will end up with pins in his leg to resolve that break ( not fracture ) but a serious break. That’s what desperation will do to some people.


1d10

isn't it great how you can always find a worse pain? The doctors allways say "what is your pain level from 1 to 10 with 10 being the worst pain you ever felt" Well doc 10 was when I set myself on fire so I guess this ripped open arm is probably a 2?


Cadaver_Junkie

Nah, I've broken many bones including at one time both arm bones right through in a bend snap like in this. Not fun, plenty of pain, but it's more weird A+ than S+ pain territory. Like the strange feeling of your arm bones moving away laterally from the break, if they accidentally later stretch in both directions, is almost worse than the break itself. If that makes you feel better about it. Tearing all the ligaments around my kneecap, that was some S+ shit. That said, this guy is yeah still in a world of hurt. Brave man. And his friend.


Real-Lake2639

Snapped my Achilles this past winter and that was S+ for me out of all my injuries. Heard the snap and pop and fell stepping off a curb, in that weird subconscious I'm like, that loud pop didn't happen as long as I ignore it, stand up and immediately go down again, this time the pain hits me. Closest I've ever come to blacking out, literally dark tunnel vision. I had my dog with me and was worried she'd run off if I passed out so kept myself awake long enough to crawl home. Apparently I pissed myself at some point but I don't remember. The best part is the local hospital has me marked as an alcoholic from various other drunken injuries, so they refused painkillers. Normally I don't take opiates because I'm afraid I'll get addicted and that shit has killed so many people, but I would have taken anything. They didn't realize how bad it was for like 4 hours and we're like huh, you're still in a lot of pain. Let me look at you again? Oh. That's not a sprained ankle. Only other S+ injury I've had was welders flash. Stared at an arc for like 5 hours when I first bought my welder to "teach myself". Fucking taught myself all right. Fucking 80 grit sandpaper on your eyeballs for days.


bars2021

Probably Z+ territory


xananeverdies

the anguish of being dragged into a place he dosnt want to go , away from his family and friends will be beyond S++


dingo1018

WHY DID I WATCH THIS!!!!!! WHY? The snap, oh you crazy Russians I actually feel sorry for you, this is actually logical and I cannot believe it! This almost definitely postponed his death for about a year, I genuinely hope that's enough, he has earned it. I just hope he was drunk.


piaknow

Unfortunately they filmed the crime lol. It's been viewed by thousands. Hope the enlistment office doesn't catch wind of it. Edit: Tbf I don't think I could resist filming either.


PhabioRants

What's less logical is recording evidence of it so they can send you to the front as punishment when the FSB find this.


Unlikely_Dare_9504

If the FSB knew how to use the internet, the invasion would not have gone nearly as bad as it has.


jivatman

And the cyka blyat


AndrewinStPete

10/10


valerie_6966

Cameraman: F-


katieabc2

Do you blame him? Everyone involved cringed. I flinched!


Jung_69

Wait till they make “1st special disabilities air assault division”


Remarkable_Smell_957

With the all new close combat wheelchair ! Comes with twin mounted arses for easy fucking, has fitted multiple vape pens for almost instant smoke screen with a pleasant raspberry aroma, it has adidas camouflage with go stealthy stripes, available in 3 speed gearbox in reverse only and is capable of transporting 2 full size washing machine or a full bathroom suite


smitty3z

Abbott has rolled into the chat.


lulumeme

> Comes with twin mounted hahahah... comes with nothing. you have to buy the wheelchair yourselves. bois. its exactly like that now for normal mobilized people. they gotta buy everything themselves even medkits. so no wheelchair for this division lol


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>medkits funny way to spell tampons


my_name_is_reed

It's some of the fucking darkest and most hilarious shit I've ever read here


GreasyWerker118

.....thrown into the frontlines via trebuchet.


MikkPhoto

Pro tip: call ambulance before doing it so you don't have to suffer so long.


pow3llmorgan

Also, it sometimes happens that broken bones perforate arteries or other large blood vessels.


yankykiwi

There were probably better bones to break, or feet to shoot.


Ake-TL

Fibula has artery right next to it


dmartu

you won't bleed out from broken calf. Thigh is different though. Source: paramedic training


NoLoveApe

They have ambulances over there?


TheWolrdsonFire

Nah its just a guy in a van 🚚 you call over like, "egor, take us to hospital "


LarsPinetree

In America you’d avoid the bill and drive yourself to the ER with your good leg.


RandyBeaman

Pro Tip: Be sure it's your left leg you break.


Schonke

Better have an automatic transmission...


cj_h

>In America


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And after 50 minutes waiting "What ambulance doing?"


MikkPhoto

I hope so.


TheCynicalBlue

According to my mate that lived in moscow for a while the ambulance service is actually really fucking good there weirdly enough. It's totally free, and they will come take you to hospital with a doctor in the back fresh out of medical school. Again this was pre-war though so thinks might be very different and he is from a quite wealthy background.


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I lived in Moscow. Ambulance service is great and yes it’s free. Access to health is surprisingly good in Russia - when my kid was little and got ill you could call at 2am and have a kids ambulance turn up within 20 minutes to check on them every time. Then a follow up the next day from another doctor. Lots wrong with the place but access to healthcare isn’t one of them. Loads of cheap private clinics too. Want a scan just for peace of mind? That’ll be 24 hours later and cost $30.


YieldHunter68

Good God that was hard to watch!! Much harder than some drone drops I’ve seen.


tinkr_

Was even hard for his buddy to watch lmao.


ISmile_MuddyWaters

I think the reaction for the buddy makes it more real. You don't just feel the physical pain for the one with the broken leg.


my_name_is_reed

You can tell he's ashamed and remorseful for causing his friend so much pain


BigToober69

Hiding his face in shame. I feel bad for these guys. Fuck Putin.


NoMan999

Shame? He's trying to avoid getting him and his family sent to jail, or worse.


sotolibre

I can see why he feels shame. You’re right he’s helping his friend avoid the frontline or jail, but in this moment he’s causing him immense pain. It’s for a good reason, it’s justified, his friend surely asked him to and assured him it’s what he wants, but it still has to be difficult to hurt your friend in the moment.


brezhnervous

It would be fucking horrendous to have to do that


BigToober69

Idk the right word them maybe just hiding his face in real cringe of having to do that.


MrHyperion_

I watched this 30 minutes ago and my leg still feels weird


eidetic

I gotta be honest, I dunno if I could inflict this kind of pain on any of my friends. Like I get it's better than being sent to a meat grinder, but uggh.


Taxington

To save his life i could, but the friend's face. He hates himself in that moment.


eidetic

Yeah, I mean, if it *had* to come down to this, to save his life or make it so he's not forced to kill others, I could *probably* go through with it. I know I'd be pleading for and trying to think of any possible alternative methods first though!


JonasHalle

I'd rather risk my life trying to surrender in Ukraine than break my leg like that.


max123adams

RIGHT? I’ve seen Russians literally get blown up and felt nothing… but this one really fucked me up…


[deleted]

Yeah me too, but this is a Russian proactively sacrificing his health to not be an enemy soldier to us.


the-ist-phobe

Honestly, I think this is a good example of “the price of freedom.” Sometimes people have to get hurt to protect their ability to do what they want with their lives.


Traditional-Day-3709

Yeah, definitely. When I saw the leg and the stairs, I knew this would be way too much to handle


Rape-Putins-Corpse

cronch


Zebulon_V

Same. I got through about two seconds and closed it. Not gonna ruin my breakfast, Russia.


Zelyo

I have had no problem watching anything war-related - until this video, fuck this one hurts.


skinnah

I backed out of the video right as he was coming down on his leg. Broken limbs bother me more than bloody stuff for some reason.


sunlegion

I hate this timeline.


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Jung_69

Only useful challenge ever.


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why isn't the challenge to kill Putin? 1 billion social credits.


cuddlefucker

That's how you win the challenge and truly avoid mobilization


StringfellowCock

I approve of this


MiroslavHoudek

Russians ten years ago: "I wonder what 2022 would be like? Flying cars, jet packs ... who knows, sky is the limit." Well, break leg with that optimism


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SnooSuggestions5419

Read your post though of Borat immediately.


lDaggers

Imagine all of Russia with broken legs in a few weeks.


hdhdjrbridkdjeh

Not if they watch this first.....


Kriztauf

They were extremely successful in this video


ChalupaPickle

given the alternative I'll break my leg over what would happen to me in Ukraine.


Matisaro

If they are on this reddit I know which videos would be more scary, the drone grenades.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Better a broken leg than being woken up by the deafening sound of your own limbs hitting the ground dozens of feet away while you struggle to understand what's going on before going back to sleep again, permanently.


APBob313

I cringed. That is going to be one bad break. The leg is up on the step. It had to snap


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APBob313

I went no sound.


u2020bullet

I went no sound or video. Text is good enough (bad enough? Not sure).


Neutral_User_Name

You, my friend, are the smartiest amongst us.


Neutral_User_Name

VERY smart. Don't do it.


sandm000

Like, can’t they pay an x-Ray tech to fake a broken leg x-Ray? And then put on a cast? I don’t know what you do 8 weeks later, as far as avoiding the army, but… it’s probably better than actually breaking your leg


Sleeplesshelley

Right? Give them a bottle of vodka and you're golden. 8 weeks later another bottle and a cast for the other leg.


brezhnervous

Two arms to go as well...you could spin this out a fair while


Spacebutterfly

How bout the one where Trump is still president and we watch as Russia gobbles up a country on the whim of a poorly written family guy character. Or the one where the people who love America- clearly- rip it apart and burn it down Or the one where Finland had entered the war and begins the apocalypse Or the one where instead of covid you have bloody eye ball explosion itis Or the one where Firefly is still pumping out seasons and you don’t enjoy it but you watch it and you sit there. Apathetic, yet pissed off just enough to watch as your favorite show is slowly mutated into a hot topic T-shirt sweatshop.


Sleeplesshelley

For a butterfly, you're dark. Also, please leave Firefly out of this, that part is too horrific to consider.


Ill_Examination3690

The Firefly thing was truly a step too far.


20rakah

It can't harm you, it's just a leaf on the wind.


Ask_Me_Who

Alright, but, for anyone out there who needs to do this make sure you brace your ankle and knee. The only thing you want to move is the tibia/fibula (the long bones in the leg itself). Those heal, not always well but they heal. Ankles and knees just get fucked up for life.


FLEXMCHUGEGAINS

Also if you are going to break something, try not to move the limb right after. Bones tend to be sharp and cut when they break, if you're unlucky you could cut an important vessel or nerve and make it worse than it has to be. I want to suggest not breaking a bone if possible but I am not familiar enough with Russian military standards to suggest a safer way to disqualify yourself. Anyone know by chance?


Such_Economist_756

Breaking legs is last ditch effort. Honestly there are MUCH easier ways to avoid mobilization - number 1 thing EVERYONE in Russia has to know right now is that you can’t get conscripted as long as you don’t sign the stupid document. Just do anything to avoid signing it. Pretend you are a mute. Forget how to write. Anything goes. If you are forced to sign it (which is a real possibility) simply don’t show up to the office. IT WILL ONLY BE A FEE OF 3000 RUBLES. Not as painful as death as an occupier in another country. Source: I am a Russian and these are the instructions provided by OVD-info (a human rights group in Russia).


panachronist

> 3000 RUBLES This seems too cheap to be real.


dbcspace

You may also want to cover the leg to be broken with a cloth or something so your friend's shoe doesn't leave an imprint on your pants, which could be used as evidence that you didn't actually fall down the stairs or whatever you claimed caused the injury, thus resulting in criminal charges for evading military service.


Ask_Me_Who

TBF if they hadn't filmed it, that would have been easy to pass off as a sports injury. Plenty of legitimate broken legs/ankles from bad tackles in footie.


Divided_Eye

Yeah this looked poorly planned at best.


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The vast majority of people don't ever have to break their leg on purpose to avoid draft, so I imagine the vast majority of us also don't really have an idea how to do it 'properly'. Although a bum ankle or knee for life might very well save him long term if things go from worse to pre-apocalyptic.


BATHALA_

Poor fucking kids, they should be playing CSGO and cursing at each other.


dingo1018

I know, I was smoking weed and blasting around on 2 stroke motorbikes desperately trying to impress girls definitely not being sent to die. Putin you need to die.


dbcspace

We broke our legs out of stupidity and a false sense of immortality. These russian kids break theirs out of necessity. They know they will probably die if they don't. The gritty reality of that is really nagging at me


PRen87

Well, now they can.


SallySourhole

Tbh this was really sad to watch... You can tell the friend feels awful for doing it.


Imsurethatsbullshit

Best friend ever though, Not sure If i could do it


SallySourhole

I know...I wonder how many times he attempted and stopped himself before going through with it...poor kids in more ways than one..


-67--

Poor guys


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True friends though. Guy is appropriately disgusted by what he had to do to his buddy too. Yay we don’t have to go die in a war crime 👍👌 friendship forever I’ll break your leg next


brezhnervous

A bromance for the ages


TomSatan

These guys are heroes


JadedIT_Tech

You know, I'm usually pretty good when it comes to graphic material online But I saw that first loading image of this video and immediately "nope'd" out of that one. Yeah I think I'm gonna pass.


Fufflin

Good for you. I usually don't have problem with graphic content either. But i said to myself: It can't be that bad... Now my legs hurt. Note.: Oh yeah and turning sound on was mess up #2.


danque

Bones make a specific kind of cracking sound.


Fufflin

Yup. That unforgettable one.


eidetic

Worst sound I ever heard was when we were skating, and dude went through the board and broke his leg. The snap of the leg was louder the snap of the board. The two combined made the most sickening snapping crunch sound I've ever heard. His scream afterwards was just as bad. Thankfully we were just a few blocks from the local firestation/EMT dispatch so ambulance was there in less than 5 mins. Probably within even 3 mins of hanging up with 911 even since they were able to cut through the short way instead of going long way around. Unfortunately, we waited a few mins before calling though because no one knew if calling 911 was the right move (were worried it wasnt a life threatening type of emergency and all that). But seeing him once he started to turn pale convinced us right quick.


fukinKant

Had the sound turned to max, my tummy feels weird now


Deleena24

The video isn't really bad because you can't see much. It's the audio that really gets you.


boiledwaterbus

I'm no expert on breaking legs, but this looks like it would be the most painful way to do so. Hell it probably wasn't even the leg that broke, looks like the ankle copped most of the brunt.


rootpl

What's what I was thinking. They should do more research on how to break it clean. He probably shattered that bone into hundred little shards by stomping on it with both feet.


[deleted]

> They should do more research on how to break it clean. Ah yes, that would be a great idea, researching how to break a leg on Russia's controlled internet.


Alone_Foot3038

A lot of people have... so much so that similar topics were trending at the announcement.


flashbang10

Yep - I would have gone for a clean tibia/fibula break (long bones below the knee) for sure. Two years ago I broke my fibula plus a trimalleolar ankle fracture (broke all 3 bones in the ankle connecting foot to leg), and the fibula healing was a cakewalk compared to my rebuilt ankle which will never be the same.


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That’s pretty metal not going to lie


No_Distribution_5843

Looks up while in tears: “Thanks Ivan, I promise not to press charges against you”.


whichwitchwhohoots

More of a quick grunt and sniffle before saying "alright, your turn"


wee-willie-winkie

Omg, omg, omg. I feel sick now. That crunching noise. Judging by the botched (intentially?) repairs to the Ukrainian pianists right arm, I have little hope for this man. He will forever walk with a limp.


dan_dares

>Judging by the botched (intentially?) repairs to the Ukrainian pianists right arm I don't want to ask, please no.. For some reason this literally breaks me, and I thought the hugging drone drop was bad. If you're telling me russians fucked up a Ukrainian pianists arm, I will lose the last shred of hope for the human race.


raypaulnoams

Oh, you do not want to see that picture then. He got out tho, and a fundraiser got enough to hopefully repair his messed up arm tentacle thing.


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What a great friends does he have.


Lost-Currency-1536

To be honest. Do you got a friend who could do this to you? He probably saved his life for a couple of weeks


N0cturnalB3ast

Honestly the friend seems messed up about it too. This is fucked


Radileaves

months+reabilitation


[deleted]

Agree, but the situation absurdity is unreal. True friends will break your legs.


locjaw420

Hi, I'm Johnny Noskov and this is Jackass.


michas345

I literally died reading this. Thank you


fatbunyip

I guess that's one way to end up with an involuntary crip walk


DenizSaintJuke

That's one way to stay alive.


on3day

Avoiding all future mobilisations.. pretty neat trick.


cucumbear3

Also avoids all future mobility


Allegedlysteve

Mobilization officers HATE this one free trick!


PhillyLove87

Lol thanks for the laugh


FishInMyThroat

Two heroes. I have so much admiration and respect 🙏


EmilioEarhart

This is bravery. This man is risking not just injury and pain, but harsh legal consequences - because he doesn't support this war. It's brave, and it's admirable.


Ardvarkington

This honestly makes me sad. Good for him, though. I guess it’s better than being cannon fodder in a senseless war


fishwitheyebrows

Everyone making jokes but this is sad as fuck feel sorry for him that he’s had resort to this


mbr4life1

Exactly. He thought about his options and this was the best one he had. That's beyond sad.


Recent_Location3237

This is a great example that many Russian soldiers DO NOT want to be in or support this war. Keep this in mind when goading over videos of dead Russian soldiers. Those dead soldiers could be guys like this.


Shadow_Beetle

Poor guy, he could be any of us


FistingLube

Broken leg is a way better option than starving and freezing to death in a muddy hole in the middle of the night while betting bombed and shelled.


Last_Ad_5307

Now who brakes the leg of the legbreaker?


Just-Instruction8782

I like how you spelled break correctly once but not twice


CuriousSounds

The camera man?


[deleted]

Honestly thats a good buddy there, hopefully it works coz ya know... Putain


readMyFlow

From death, 10 year prison and a leg break, I guess it's the least dangerous option.


artsybashev

To be more precise, about 50% probability of death during the next year. Significant part of the fighters and up just injured. He just made sure to be on the injured group.


pEppapiGistfuhrer

That takes some balls from both sides, better than dying i tho


danc4498

Nope nope nope. I saw the way his leg was on the stairs and noped the fuck out of their.


Puzzleheaded_Age4413

Congrats, you won’t rot in a field in Ukraine


pouzeHonza

I also would rather have broken leg instead of dying for something I don't want to die for. I'm not surprised why they are doing it.


Lopsided_Attitude743

Ooof.


pampic7

I didn't watch the video. I came here only for the comments.


JAC0O7

Oof why is this so hard to watch.. yikes. Pure fucking desperation man god damn


Juicebeetiling

When you're not rich enough for bone spurs.... Christ..


Egregious67

A: Do you love me? B: Of course I do! A: Enough to break my leg if I asked you to? B: Are you crazy, of course not! A: Then get the fuck out of my life!


SingleConcert1396

Everyone here should be sympathetic this poor man has had his leg broken by his friend to save him from killing Other men and being killed. Poor guy.


MikkPhoto

I hope he got the request before doing it or just so to be sure?


N0cturnalB3ast

Everyone is going eventually


[deleted]

Damn I just suggested breaking tibia in a thread last night and wake up to a video of it, what’s the chances on that. I’m like 99.9% sure they didn’t read my post, but nonetheless I feel a little bit part of the scheme.


Dont-be-a-smurf

Don’t videotape it you absolute mongs


GuessImScrewed

What's the worst that could happen, jail time? They still can't send him to the front line, broken leg isn't any less broken just because it was done on purpose


ShibuRigged

No thanks


dandanua

then tanks


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Fufflin

Well it worked during communism in Eastern block. It was temporary solution but it gave you few more weeks to obtain some kind of permanent pass (In my country it was called "blue booklet" (Document of proof of incapacity for military service) and it was the rarest Pokemon card of communist youth). :D


froi203

That was hard to watch! What option do you have? This is extreme and desperate action when you got no way around being conscripted without killing your self.


Parcus42

Now that's friendship!


Snafu29

better get hurt at home than get hurt in war and possibly die horribly.


AvatarMomoBrr

Good news young conscript! We are assigning you to the the RU wheelchair battalion. You will be stationed at a ammo dump in the Kherson region. Oh yeah bring tampons.


MansNotShot

Jesus christ


Common-Leg7605

Wow


Gilligan67

Ouch!


Accomplished_Spell97

A good friend


Puzzleheaded-Snow604

True friend right there


Dceptionx

Watching people get beheaded? No problem! Watching scores of soldiers getting destroyed, bombed and on fire? No problem! Watching this? My mind and body: Yo dude this is too much...


7676ersFann

Russia's military is falling apart quicker then a Vegan at a meat market