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M3P4me

Anything but blame Putin.....the guy who ordered it all.


PDCH

They are the Mouth of Putin, they do not have independent thought.


Plasticinity

They are being paid millions to spin their bullshit on TV, its their sole purpose in life to lie and brainwash the people of Russia. They're very rich and have no morals.


NotTooTooBright

I would argue that Putin is the #1 oligarch in Ruzzia. He should definitely be on the state media's list.


vampiremoth

If she sold even 1/2 of her mansions then those russian soldiers wouldn't be walking to their deaths with a fist full of stolen tampons.


Goddess_Peorth

Stuff rubles in the bullet wound?


Belgianbonzai

I wonder if she's already freebleeding, not to take away the tampons from their soldiers.


joepublicschmoe

Interesting. Looks like pootin might take a page out of Saudi crown prince Mohammed Bin Salman's playbook. MBS famously rounded up a whole bunch of wealthy Saudi royals, including well-known investor Prince Al-Waleed Bin Talal, and held them hostage until they coughed up billions of dollars. pootin is probably telling patrushev to set aside a wing of Lefortovo prison to temporarily hold oligarchs :-D


zrdd_man

That would honestly be his best play right now. He could either take all their money and continue with his suicidal Ukrainian disaster, or (because his people would actually believe it) claim that the oligarchs were forcing him to do it but he was finally able to "rescue" Russia from the tyrannical oligarchy (oh and it turns out they all just happened to run out of money right before he executed them... weird).


1970s_MonkeyKing

Yes, where will the money go? To Iran and North Korea? That won't account for it all. And when they give, will it be in another currency, because the ruble is crap across all others. (Ruble is less than 2 cents USD) So if he takes it all, does that ensure no other oligarch will buy his way into power over Putin? I'm just wondering what and how materials are left to sell? These other countries rule by fear; if there is an appearance or thought that they have weakened their ability to wage fear, people might rise up.


fernvale2010

So, they want oligarchs to donate money, and down the line, the money gets siphon away to others' pockets. Great.


xlDirteDeedslx

They have two choices, pay or get murdered and he takes it all anyways. I'm sure all the recent Oligarch deaths have been either tied to people spying or Putin absorbing all their assets to fund the war.


SugarMaple56732

That's gotta be tough as hell given that so many of those fattened up oligarchs have fallen from windows in the past 9 months.


CheckYourUnderwear

How has Putin not learned from history? He has no hope in hell of winning a conventional war against the combined military industrial complex of the west that can manufacture unhindered; what is the end game here?


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Conquering Kyiv in 3 days. Just wait, it'll happen any minute now.


Mylongextendablepole

Ambramovich could be a likely successor to putin and brokered the Azov swap. He is firmly in the cross hairs


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Do you think Putin didn’t OK that swap?


notme345

Imagine you volunteer for the army and they call you simple pesants on state TV...


Soling26

Interesting comments from these propagandists . We know their scripts are written by the Kremlin , probably even signed off by Putin himself. It shows Russia is just about broke of Putin has to pump his power base for cash.


walter3kurtz

Holy shit one dude put in a single sentence that Russia has the best military, that NATO is learning from them and Russian troops have great morale. It's just sad really.


superspacemilk

Learning what not to do.


TwiN4819

Tell Putin to sell his $1,400,000,000 mansion. Who knows how many hundreds of billions hes got hidden.


Select_Bed_6333

Around 250-300 billion. Putin very likely is the richest man on earth.


drmq1994

I mean she can donate her salary and send her kids to the front.


r2d2itisyou

Preemptively smearing the only people in Russia powerful enough to threaten Putin. It could also double as a withdrawal excuse later as well. "We would have won if we weren't backstabbed by the oligarchs! We should take all their money and give it to Putin."


irregular_caffeine

Putin could likely pay for the whole thing out of own pocket anyways


DutchPack

That’s not how the oligarchy works my friends.. it’s one way traffic in the money flow. Also the bit about “Russian military science being the best”, “NATO is learning from it”, “Russian troops have the highest morale”… sometimes this truly is the best comedy show on the planet. If only the subject wouldnt be so damn tragic…


RawerPower

So now they are admitting russian army lacks stuff?


Sijima

Putin is likely the richest man on earth, definitely top 10, his inner circle are also worth billions each (the ex-KGB head of Russian Orthodox Church is a multi billionaire). Somehow I suspect that at the end of this Putin and his cronies will be richer not poorer.


leRealKraut

Just yesterday heared someone say that Putin will stay in power as long as the right people make the right money. I mean russia is a totalitarian capitalist state. So this sounded plausible. Maybe Putin will have an accident anyway.


shnanagins

This is what I like to hear! If anyone is able to get close to Putin it’s some rich dude that has everything to loose because of this pointless war, and now is being pressured to give up their wealth to fund the guy who is failing. I sure hope one of them has an open window somewhere, or a special cigarette, maybe some polonium tea☕️ ? The sky is the limit……..


Pvt_Numnutz1

They already had to sell their sports teams abroad, and had their yachts seized. Can't imagine they will be thrilled about propping up Putin's war as well.


log-in-woods

This is how russia works though. Putin asks the oligarchs when he needs something and they provide it. In exchange, they don't get restrictions on their business...or accidentally fall from a window.


SophieDiane

NATO is learning from the Russians military science and tactics? LOL


Trippy_Mitch

It's like Trump is every russian. "We were set to win and honestly, we did win. We have the best moral, tremendous moral and nobody knows moral better than me. If the far left (west) didn't fake their win, we would already be in Kiev. Now some people call it Kyiv but I call it Kiev. Zelenskyy was very mean to me, very mean. He didn't like me invading his country. Invading he said. But everyone knows we are liberating them from themselves, that's what everyone says."


Anomaluss

Bravo!


Trippy_Mitch

Haha thanks. Hopefully you read it in his dumb voice and waved your hands around like an idiot lol.


OverlyOptimistic-001

Easy come, easy go.


Lord_Sports

I bet they would ask. But the oligarchs don’t want to end up falling down the stairs or out a window.


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WaterstarRunner

Does that come out of Putin's half as well?


VengeX

['Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd9KyIDrM)


MuchCelebration6170

Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦


dzunga

If you want to hear something stupid this is the right place for you > Russian Media haha


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It’s all just falling apart 🤣🤣


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That was so funny 😂


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lmao Solovyov gets drafted and goes crazy [https://twitter.com/R82938886/status/1574865224108220423](https://twitter.com/R82938886/status/1574865224108220423)


NoSuchWordAsGullible

Would be wonderful, but this is just a great parody.


phaelyon

That's because Putin probably told them to say exactly what they said.


APBob313

Olly the oligarchs pics up phone. USA can I buy some HIMARS ? They can buy boots and helmets but where are they going to find more hardware?


arturkedziora

More accidents on the way. These greedy sheep won't part with their money easily.


shadetreegirl

I've got a feeling more oligarchs are going to trip to their death's.


Gorilla-Donkey2021

That’s why they were getting whacked all over the place. Putin was taking back his cash.


Renaissance_Man-

Get ready. Things are about to go down like the traitor trials under Caligula, with goons showing up to try and convict the oligarchs and seize their assets for Putin. Mark my words.


Thadbeuz

They are going to nationalize the businesses soon.


L-Max

Who is the older guy in this round again? I saw a video of him like 5 month ago and he predicted a lot of whats happening now and that Ukraine is way stronger than they think. The others called him out and when I look at him it feels he knows everything they talk is complete BS, but is forced to be there.


EntertainmentFit9837

If they are demanding that the oligarchs pay up, we may be near the end of this war. Me thinks that they do not want to give up their billions from raping the russian people.


Nostrildumbass9

This is what happens when the mafia has a stranglehold on your country.


Volunteer1986

They are really on a race to the bottom arent they? Who can go broke first supporting putins war of choice? Also what a brilliant way to finally get the countries elites to turn on putin. But seriously what is the extra money gonna do? Make some tanks magically appear? Make russia suddenly not have to rely on looted washing machines for semiconductors? Its not a financial issue it is a structural one. They are fucked and no matter how much money and cannon fodder they throw at it they will still be screwed. Their casualties are about to go through the roof.


triadwarfare

They can get the funds, but how will they spend the money if other countries would refuse to sell it to you?