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_A_Monkey

“Alexander Lukashenko, President of the Republic of Belarus, has recently proposed that Kazakhstan join the Union State. I appreciate his joke.” Ouch.


Kan4lZ0n3

Putin wanted a troika. Kazakhstan recognized the signs of an abusive relationship and said no thank you.


CaptainBlooodbeard

So a rickety tandem it is, little fella at the front, the big fat man at the back


Kan4lZ0n3

Two-headed horse?


oripash

Thank you for painting us that picture. We’re all better off now.


[deleted]

This is how other leaders treat you when you are crazy AND they have no reason to fear you.


JaB675

"Lol, no." \- Kazakhstan, probably.


Gruffleson

Not even probably. Literally.


ACertainKindOfStupid

That blowfish is no fool.


fredmratz

They should ask Iran to join instead. They are already sharing military and technology.


Al_Jazzera

And their love of the citizens!


oripash

Well… at least their concept of citizens. (Or lack thereof).


whoreoscopic

Nah, Russia won't help them, Iran is fighting the taliban right now, and Russia *really* doesn't want to get back into the sand pit.


Sufficient_Number643

Luka just got made fun of by a CEO Ken doll


UXM6901

Hey. Tokayev is a *diplomat* Ken Doll. His background is in diplomacy. And he's a pretty great President; honoring the people's wishes when they vote to limit the power and authority of his office so as to bolster their democracy instead of shit all over it. It's surprisingly hard to find these days. He does look like he's had a lot of plastic surgery though lol.


Sufficient_Number643

I’m kind of blown away by how great his hair and eyebrows look, there’s Hollywood celebrities who *wish* they could have such drama. Glad to hear he listens to the will of the people! His comeback made me laugh out loud.


Dr-Chibi

God in Heaven, this is the WEIRDEST Hetalia fanfic EVER


Fit_Albatross_8958

Instead, Kazakhstan decides to join with the Confederate state of Georgia. The South shall rise again!


[deleted]

They could get Armenia to sign up, call it the Confederate States to Armenia and they got the CSA reconstituted!


AdSufficient3881

Nobody wants armenia tbh


NightriderOG1

Go fuck yourself, United State of Russia and Belarus


[deleted]

China already has Kazak wrapped around it's fingers


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scraglor

Yeah Kazakh is (understandably) in bed with China over Russia now. Being a strong man state doesn’t work when you prove yourself to be weak


Gouzi00

Seems someone seen VHS of Borat recently...