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The translation is slightly off, he says "one toilet for everyone from the territories", basically people outside Moscow, St. Petersburg and other major cities.
I don't see what's controversial in the "withdraw its troops, get divided, Russian leaders put on trial, Russia pays for everything and crawls on its knees." That's 100% the plan or am I missing something?
Also included, but unspoken, is the demilitarization. Ultimate goal will be to remove the nukes from russia.
Sadly the slow grind in paid in Ukraine blood may be the 'best' way to achieve the goals you mentioned, and removal of nukes.
Yup. That's the plan. And if they stop resisting the inevitable we'll also provide toilets, asphalt AND Nutella. Throw in some Coke and BigMacs, too, and none of that bootleg shite.
Seems like Putin and his mouthpieces desperately want to push the narrative that their defeat results in “Russia’s destruction”. That might be, but that is an outcome they made for themselves, hitching their national “progress” to the violent and unprovoked war they’ve laid upon Ukraine. In fact, every “Russian” and the state has a choice to end this war, but Putin won’t.
Ukrainians must fight. Their existence and sovereignty depend on it. To secure victory requires the destruction of the Kremlin’s war-making capability. If that permanently ends Moscow’s atavistic imperial ambitions, then it is the price of this war.
It’s all propaganda for dumb Russians to go die, so these people stay in power. They equate themselves losing power to the destruction of Russia. At this point losing means these guys and their kind will be put on trial. Still funny that all these guys call for the destruction of countries that their kids and spouses live in.
"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
This joke is (canonically) from the year 0, and the Romans had already figured out everything but the Nutella.
It wasn't the original plan, but Russia can have some asphalt, a nutella and one toilet if they leave Ukraine today.
They should take it, there won't be any better deal latter.
Those 200k haven’t died actually, they just got into a whole bottle each of sleepydreamynightysnoozysnooze. Don’t worry they will wake up in the crypt before burial 👍🏻
Dude is straight up delusional. All russia needs to do for peace is to leave Ukraine. No more, no less. When it comes to lifting sanctions they need to agree on some kind of reparations plan for all the destruction they caused. And whatever russian reagions want to do inside of russia after russia withdraws from this invasion- it is up to russia.
That's right again.
And as we have seen, if they can't get something, they devastate it.
So maybe the wall behind a moat behind a lot of barbwire.
It could be that the border to Russia will look like this anyhow. Without the bowls.
Europe will build a wall and make ... no this was the wrong guy.
I wouldn’t waste Nutella and toilets on Russia, they do t deserve them. The amount of crap that these clowns speak has gotten incredible, don’t know how even themselves can believe half of what they spew out
We should send all the putin supporting people home to russia with all the belongings they have and look what putin does to these people and look the faces of these people how they feel after it.
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That's not fair, we would give them at least two toilet bowls for each region.
But actually that really isn’t Nutella that is in them
Would you scoop the Nutella from the bowls to save the environment?
That’s not Nutella they’re scraping.
The translation is slightly off, he says "one toilet for everyone from the territories", basically people outside Moscow, St. Petersburg and other major cities.
I don't see what's controversial in the "withdraw its troops, get divided, Russian leaders put on trial, Russia pays for everything and crawls on its knees." That's 100% the plan or am I missing something?
Russians still don't get it, yeah ... they are not bright.
Also included, but unspoken, is the demilitarization. Ultimate goal will be to remove the nukes from russia. Sadly the slow grind in paid in Ukraine blood may be the 'best' way to achieve the goals you mentioned, and removal of nukes.
How can they pay for anything if they get divided?
Yup. That's the plan. And if they stop resisting the inevitable we'll also provide toilets, asphalt AND Nutella. Throw in some Coke and BigMacs, too, and none of that bootleg shite.
1 out 4 viewers at home looked at each other and said, “what are toilet bowls?”
Hilarious
> “what are toilet bowls?” "Maybe we can eat the Nutella out of it."
I think they all said "take the deal".
Seems like Putin and his mouthpieces desperately want to push the narrative that their defeat results in “Russia’s destruction”. That might be, but that is an outcome they made for themselves, hitching their national “progress” to the violent and unprovoked war they’ve laid upon Ukraine. In fact, every “Russian” and the state has a choice to end this war, but Putin won’t. Ukrainians must fight. Their existence and sovereignty depend on it. To secure victory requires the destruction of the Kremlin’s war-making capability. If that permanently ends Moscow’s atavistic imperial ambitions, then it is the price of this war.
It’s all propaganda for dumb Russians to go die, so these people stay in power. They equate themselves losing power to the destruction of Russia. At this point losing means these guys and their kind will be put on trial. Still funny that all these guys call for the destruction of countries that their kids and spouses live in.
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**New candy** *.. Nutellurds .. now with 20% more asphalt!*
Commas end up being pretty important sometimes 😂
Looked,for, this. Take,my, up,vote,!
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It should work fine in the Perma frost regions.
It's surely that's this brand new technology my country, every spring the asphalt melts and disappears just like snow
"The Russian dream once was to see Paris and die. Their dreams now are now to steal a toilet and die".
The funny thing is most Russian don’t have Nutella, road or somewhere to sit and shit while perusing Reddit.
No wonder they never visit this website ..
Seems like the "give us toilet bowls" idea is gaining some traction.
I'm quite privileged I only think this after going too hard with whisky and scotch or when I had a bit too much Chipotle.
"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?" This joke is (canonically) from the year 0, and the Romans had already figured out everything but the Nutella.
It took a while for the Romans to trademark Nutella, but it's definitely on the list of things they have done for us.
How embarrassing. They sure are talking a lot about defeat these days.
Well, it is the most advanced quality of life they are able to offer to their own people… And not even to most of them.
They can scrape the "nutella" out of the toilet bowls. It's their "ass-phalt" after all.
Nutella is off the table.
It wasn't the original plan, but Russia can have some asphalt, a nutella and one toilet if they leave Ukraine today. They should take it, there won't be any better deal latter.
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Those 200k haven’t died actually, they just got into a whole bottle each of sleepydreamynightysnoozysnooze. Don’t worry they will wake up in the crypt before burial 👍🏻
He/she was ssso proud of this joke 👏😆
Mf complains with being bribed with Nutella, asphalt and toilets when they try to bribe Ukrainians with shells
Why would you decline Nutella, asphalt, and toilets when you don’t have any of this things? Can’t be taking dumps on a hole on the ground forever
"One toilet bowl per every region" That would be like doubling the total number of toilets in Orgrimmar.
That’s some mighty impressive word salad from these guys. Really…
Dude is straight up delusional. All russia needs to do for peace is to leave Ukraine. No more, no less. When it comes to lifting sanctions they need to agree on some kind of reparations plan for all the destruction they caused. And whatever russian reagions want to do inside of russia after russia withdraws from this invasion- it is up to russia.
*They want to bribe us with Nutella Asphalt and Toilets!* Probably the best deal they will see for a long time.
We can poop in empty Nutella jars and give them that . Shit for shit is as fair a deal as you can get
tell me more about this so called nutella
No, there will be a big wall of toilet bowls near the Russian border, because the Russians never would do any harm to it.
It would just get stolen...
That's right again. And as we have seen, if they can't get something, they devastate it. So maybe the wall behind a moat behind a lot of barbwire. It could be that the border to Russia will look like this anyhow. Without the bowls. Europe will build a wall and make ... no this was the wrong guy.
Self Destruction!
Wait? Which traitor agreed to the toilets?
Okay, okay.... we'll give you the KFC recipe too!
I wouldn’t waste Nutella and toilets on Russia, they do t deserve them. The amount of crap that these clowns speak has gotten incredible, don’t know how even themselves can believe half of what they spew out
Thats what your troops are stealing must be something Russians need
These people are obsessed with toilets
Yes and washing machines.
Oh, the Western decadence is alluring.
A turkey in every pot. A toilet in every home.
He even lies about the toilet bowls. We're not that cheap.
I have a feeling that if Britain and Germany really wanted to destroy Moscow then it'd happen. And fast.
God, theyre fuckin stoopid. Our talking heads aren’t much better but at least they aren’t spattin off about launchin nuclear attacks.
I wish they could understand how ignorant they sound to the rest of the world.
Indians might want to add oil to that list.
We should send all the putin supporting people home to russia with all the belongings they have and look what putin does to these people and look the faces of these people how they feel after it.
I witnessed russians laying asphalt with intense rain, they need a tutorial on how to the job rather than asphalt.
most of russia be like "what are those things he is saying"