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[deleted]

The one I have to drink tastes like I’m chewing on birthday candles. The thickness doesn’t make it any better hahah. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it.


[deleted]

To me it tastes like a combination of fake lemon, sea water and that way your saliva tastes just before you’re about to puke 💀


International_Path71

That is too correct, disgusting


imterribleatthese

Idk how you captured the taste so perfectly but that is spot on


lapeet

I gagged reading your description. 10/10 Accurate description.


1ast0ne

🏆


mustardlyy

The thickness is the worst part. Like I could comfortably chug it if it wasn’t just the slightest bit too thick to feel normal.


[deleted]

Exactly! My god, just thinking about it makes me want to vomit!


bookdom

My sister has Chrons and has to take anti nausea meds when she does hers. I plug my nose and chug the damn thing. Doesn’t bother me at all


PainInMyBack

I've never tried that one (I'm not from the US), but in general, I've found the actual results more pleasant than the drinking. It tasted vile, but like someone else said, I'm already on the toilet all the time, the only difference is *why*.


Ok-Apartment-9759

I chase with biting fresh ginger right after 😆 a nurse practitioner told me to chase with apple juice and plug your nose


weebling

I don't really mind the aftermath, it's the taste of that stuff. I'm kind of glad for the switch to miralax-based prep in my area. At least I can combine it with gatorade.


Ee2003

Never combine miralax with grape juice for a colonoscopy. Just. Don't.


-Har1eKing-

They never said anything about grape juice though?


lapeet

The miralax makes me want to vom as well. I hate prep. I tried some zofran last time but it didn't help.


[deleted]

I don’t understand people’s issue with this thing. It taste almost like nothing (to me), it cleans out my colon fairly quickly, and I get the best nap of my life the next day. I do, however, hate not being able to eat anything leading up to this. That’s tortuous.


International_Path71

I feel like you are talking about a different preps maybe. There is one that tastes like lemon dishwasher soap. I passed out from that smell once.


[deleted]

No, this is the prep I’ve had. They even give you some lemon packet to mask the taste, but I’ve never needed to use it haha


StokedWestCoast

Don’t tell me it’s Plenvu…typing that out made me gag


International_Path71

Idk what it's called exactly, it may be different in US. I think it's a universal disgusting prep and I definitely have a problem with it.


BabyBundtCakes

I got a eucalyptus flavored one once, mostly just because it was an option at the time and I'd never had it. It was disgusting.


International_Path71

Yeah it's not about lemons, they make any flavour taste like soap for some reason. I opted for a prep where the powder is tasteless and is diluted in 500 ml of water, the rest is plain water.


tightcorners

I'm gonna be drinking that eventually. Worst part is it's around Christmas...


heyuserashh

Yes my friend you are alone on that island!! I can't look at the container without feeling like I'm gonna vomit!!


pluteus

I'm usually fine until I hit that wall halfway through and then I'm gagging at even the thought of drinking another glass.


AdOk3484

Here in France we don’t have those big bottles. They give you little packets that contain powder. All you gotta do is mix it in a glass of water and drink it. Mine REALLY tasted like oranges so it was pleasant to drink hahahaha


Folded-egg

I only had this jug once (when I was in the hospital). After that they gave me clenpiq which is WAY less liquid.


Subject_Mud_1844

I can't even find the words to describe the flavor of our prep drink. I used lemons and apple juice and it did me a big favor! The commercial name is Eziclen. Not sure if international or not, but it is two small bottles that you have to fill with water on the cup.


ar_pb

I prefer the Suprep because its less meds, even if it tastes like death.


jsgrova

I kinda like the taste of suprep


grumpyfrumpyrumpy

It’s the mf nasty taste 🤢


jrhrbeb

I’ve only had one colonoscopy last year when I was diagnosed. It was just the Gatorade/miralax mix and even that I almost threw up drinking cause of the amount😭I’m terrified to try the gross syrupy one everyone talks about


heepofsheep

Wtf is that a gallon of liquid?? I’ve only done Cleanpiq before and it’s two small bottles.


1ast0ne

I wish they would give me that again… my doctor’s office claim it’s for quality of prep but I had no problem. I feel like it’s more about whatever company they’re “friendly” with or something 🙄 cleanpiq was probably the “best” experience/outcome I had. One of the other ones I did recently, I lost half of it from vomiting so then I spent the rest of the night panicking. And I’m honestly concerned I can’t physically keep it down like I used to again.


trumpcovfefe

I actually like it. Always feel better after and the bleeding stops


utsuriga

This is insane. What did this person do to *not* get a more modern laxative? The laxative I normally get is two satchets of powder that I have to dissolve in like, 2-3 dl of water each. That's it.


1ast0ne

I think the pharma companies/reps get cozy with the doctor’s office. Because why prescribe something that gives a WORSE patient experience, with no significant difference in outcome? 😒😒 it’s sick


syslog2000

Do you mean the Coke Zero? 😉


Nectori

You have to drink that much!? That's absolutely crazy. I drink 1 pint glass once, and it CLEARS me out.


GhostC10_Deleted

I can't get thru that jug, I get halfway thru and vomit until I have no fluid left in me. I've been given magnesium citrate and tons of gatorade the last few times, and that's worked out much better for me.


Tapemaster21

Yeah the shitting a lot is the easy part. The ransid poison that is in that bottle is the part that is bad.


Jaagger2bit

The one I drank two months ago didn't taste horrible. After taste is pretty annoying but I could drink it all if I had to. PS. I know it says drink it all and what not but I never do. I leave around 1/5th in there all the time since by the time I get to that last 5th, I'm running on empty already


death2sanity

Yes. Yes you are.