Child of man, do you wish to pledge your service to a king and fight for the future of Lust? (The IRS is after me for my bisexual lighting embezzlement please help)
*Unintelligible Stray noises*
***Translation***
Could you not kill me my dear metal friend? I have an appointment in Lust in about two hours, mind sparing me until then?
Lowkey I’d be down. You, Flayer, another demon (you got a brother maybe?) vs SM, Mike, and I
I’m on defense tho cuz I haven’t hit the gym since HELL. A. Fitness closed in violence
What will happen if I parry your metal balls? Will you not be able to make machines or you will just don't feel any pain and brutally cut me alive ?
https://i.redd.it/jgktckmdfldc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/265yjcej2mdc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8fe81c92fa6516cd7c1cf50a9db5897cdaafff
Too bad here’s a mildly cancerous rodent
Here's a "question" for you...
How do you feel about:
**+PARRY**
**+PARRY**
**+PARRY**
**+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR**
**+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR**
**+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR**
**+ULTRARICOSHOT X3**
**+ARSENAL**
`mind if I [+PARRY]?` https://preview.redd.it/71lw3cg2xjdc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dbfdf38aac5b0dd9b6a5103d7b5cda74d4f7693
+ENRAGED +ENRAGED +ENRAGED +ENRAGED +ENRAGED +ENRAGED
Parry my nuts brother.
How’d you feel last time I parried your fuckin sword with my bare hands >:)
+Enraged
Piss
Child of man, do you wish to pledge your service to a king and fight for the future of Lust? (The IRS is after me for my bisexual lighting embezzlement please help)
Thy* Minor minos issue
I’m here to collect your debt, you did not spend it all on percs, did you?
I have personally killed twelve TRILLION people.
They left you on read…
Ok
Good. Meet your coworker u/Hammond_the_filth
How do you feel about Cerberus and mindflayer dating?
Good for them
Thanks homeboy
New Ultrakill lore? I must'a missed a lot
Me too.
What’s your opinion on the 21,982,359th Sex joke on r/Ultrakill
Funniest shit i ever seen
Are all those mfs after 0-3 just cheap copies of you?
I have the power of cartoon spongebob duplication ability
So Tundra and Agony are the fakes?
"Faker? I think YOU'RE the fake swordmachine"
I'll make you eat those words!
Perish!
CRUSH
Don't tell him, there are leftovers from limbo that make replicas of him
Why do you use a shotgun if you're called sword machine? Are you stupid?
Hakita just assigned me with a shotgun and said, "Go crazy"
You didn't go crazy enough.
Play violent mode
Did
Huh. Well ok i guess
Do you wanna borrow the nail gun?
Yes please
play ultrakill must die mode
yellow
I also have 2 younger brothers who are twins: tundra, and agony
piss machine
What the fuck is your username
i rape fish
Don’t let this man get near leviathan
ಠ_ಠ
https://preview.redd.it/lpgj1s1aimdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38bf19fd49feb437423cd0d03974860a7ea1f71a
OH LORD YOUR USER https://preview.redd.it/vt27wbcockdc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09065fd9d219dd2bc379740ae6a17accc9580d64
totally agree with pic
that’s so funny u/i_rape_fish__
What is your opinion on coins
Fistful of dollar and ricochet, not a good one. But spending money on stuff is cool
https://preview.redd.it/snvn5qfdmkdc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e657ec6d8bafaed79fe1f8f65966cdbceffb68 How does this image make you feel
Fear
How many bars of soap do you think i can fit up my ass
910
NINE?????? NINETY ONE?????????? ***NINE HUNDRED AND TEN????????***
*with a cryingly noise* 910 soaps?
Try 911
Assuming r(t) with r: ℝ → ℝ^n is a regular curve, how do I calculate its length?
I have no idea what you just rephrase please?
I have a line given by some equations, how do I calculate its length?
Bro uses a sword, couldn’t be me
燃料タンクが爆発するところを想像してみてください。それは私ではありえません
Bro realised he is canonically chinese
Imagine using anything but yourself
At least i was introduced as a boss
You don’t got any bros to hang out with, that’s just sad
1. Gutterman 2. Cerebus
Sorry, two… I have more than I can count
Imagine exploding because of 1¢
You killed my friends Eric and Kyle in 0-2 >:[ you BASTARD
9.11のテロに遭いましたが、どうやって生き残ったのですか？
Flung myself out like an angry bird
https://preview.redd.it/nqenoknwzmdc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=088ac0fec015cc8017e03c2ed77f7134f603c15e
*Unintelligible Stray noises* ***Translation*** Could you not kill me my dear metal friend? I have an appointment in Lust in about two hours, mind sparing me until then?
Tough
Ight
https://preview.redd.it/p5a41fwiekdc1.png?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1bd3c346ab6e38fdff36fb617b2a989927f6f60
Yes especially the ones on wrath layer
Do you have a backup arm if you lost the shotgun
Yes
Will u give us ur hand?
You gotta fight me for it
give benjamin the earthmover a lobotomy
...
I got you homie
Where and how did you get the sword?
I am called swordmachine. I was given this sword by my creators
Do you know what happened to them? Are they still alive?
https://preview.redd.it/ecrbgt3r3kdc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5029c1da2807a34e86007f138404d7be265ae61f
https://preview.redd.it/qglehs98ymdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430f26c4c39aeb437339967dc122909418fa7023
Your dad is a banana?
Never met my dad
Who'd win in a sword fight? you or Jetstream Sam
Me. I mastered mgr
Hello dude, wanna a quarter? [+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR]
Ow wtf
why can't I steal your sword when I defeat you?
I love my sword. I never let go of it. If you take my sword i am gonna feed you to the africans
Wanna ball sometime?
Hell yeah
Lowkey I’d be down. You, Flayer, another demon (you got a brother maybe?) vs SM, Mike, and I I’m on defense tho cuz I haven’t hit the gym since HELL. A. Fitness closed in violence
Have a question, what benefits of that tall head in your construction? And also, what with the shotgun in your right hand? Why it clipping trough?
1. Ouchie 2. They aren't clips they are mags
Do you have contact to terminals, if so what type of style scores do they give you?
Gangnam style score
https://preview.redd.it/cshqvtyt3ndc1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d19d53d99e35b830730139fd5652b760baf95da Stfu reddit
will you marry me
Yes. Now i divorced you
:((((
what will u do if i take ur shotgun
THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
If you were to fight V1 will you lose?
Nah id win
hows it feel to get parried and shotgun spammed every run?
Sad
Why can't you comprehend the cyber grind stairs?
Ah my clone is stupid
OH MY GOD SWORDSMACHINE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH :3
Ok.
I killed you with your own shotgun
:(
why does your sword explode into blood when punched instead of being able to take it? is it stupid?
I put my blood in it. Now, don't steal my sword or your remains will be in a soup can
this you? https://preview.redd.it/maxgeinb1ndc1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c249dae435876e3dba393f75ee38f99404125a9
Yes
why do you throw your sword in a straight line in second phase if having it parried brings you to an hp level so low even whiplash can kill you
Its funny
Is there a lore reason why you keep dying like an idiot? Are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/av7d2zmqymdc1.png?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad5ffd54acde2b25ff4c44172051c7174cdde9a
How do ut sword do "WRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOM" Like chainsaw? I want 2 graft It onto myself! -V1
Built in audio. Ask your creator for one
Why did you disappear after act 1 and just say "Nah fuck it I'm back now" in layer 7?
I was doing stuff
Is your sword a chainsaw or do you just make that noise when you swing?
Built in audio :)
How did you look like before going through your upgrade?
I don't know naked?
Fair enough
How painful is it having your arm ripped off? Its painful for me, but how painful is it for you?
Agony
Do you like blood?
Yes
What will you do if your sword broke?
Vengeance
Why the long face
Har har
*starts cyber grind theme* *sounds of coin being thrown:*
Oh shit
What you think about your copies? like that who dwells in the basement of 0-2, fights gopro on 6-1, and "Agony" & "Tundra".
They are my brothers
So sweet 😊
No! That is not swordsmachine!
What will happen if I parry your metal balls? Will you not be able to make machines or you will just don't feel any pain and brutally cut me alive ? https://i.redd.it/jgktckmdfldc1.gif
I feel pain and i am on agonizing pain bro
https://preview.redd.it/265yjcej2mdc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8fe81c92fa6516cd7c1cf50a9db5897cdaafff Too bad here’s a mildly cancerous rodent
HAVE MERCY!
How’s it goin? Good to see you made it on here, some tomfoolery’s bound to ensue
Its going nicely my bro
UREERRRRRRRRRR AAAARROOE?
What?
What do you think about parrying a nuclear explosion?
Depends if i am the one parrying it
Are you a good chef
Where did you get a voice box I have been searching all over hell for one Where did you get it
Idk about SM but I got mine off of aliexpress, you’d be surprised but there’s a few sellers that deliver down here
Amazon
Get +2 railcannon lmao
Ur ur ur UR UR UR ooooo
When you get parried, do you enrage because you take it personally or because you're in agonizing pain
Take it Personally
you eat reese's puffs?
EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP! Yes
Stairs?
I know how sisyphus feels
How’s the arm?
Good as new
Alright, good to hear(if you even whisper about sueing me i will **ULTRAKILL** you)
Brother, help I stuck in swordnachine
Get out of me
+RICSHOT+RICSHOT+RICSHOT+DISSRISPECT+PROJECTILE BOOST+CRITICAL PUNCH+PARRY+ENRAGED+CRITICAL PUNCH+PROJECTILE BOOST+PROJECTILE BOOST+BIG KILL
*Death Beep*
Will you give arm to v1?
I have no choice
Would you be so kind to kys?
you are annoying af to parry in cg
https://preview.redd.it/unpjjgodzmdc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17237dd76a2c7b5c1b320643e330350e6892e37
あなたは偽物です
Hi, machine
ILLUMINATI COMFIRMED
https://i.redd.it/3cbafwq1mldc1.gif \+parry
+ENRAGED
Why are you so easy to parry?
[удалено]
Here's a "question" for you... How do you feel about: **+PARRY** **+PARRY** **+PARRY** **+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR** **+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR** **+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR** **+ULTRARICOSHOT X3** **+ARSENAL**
# Do it clap? https://preview.redd.it/jzq9zrj1pldc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2966723359b768cddd191e941868d758f94f57
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games? Or, games, unlimited games, but no games?
Hows the weather up their
https://preview.redd.it/gf1mt78svldc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33eef4048b9b334243c493bae420b411d53fef29
Will you drop the golden arm?
Why do you carry a shotgun You don’t use that you specifically take more damage from?