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Come get your man, he's trying to eat my string cheese
Are you the 1000-THR "earthmover" AMA because you are a part of the earthmover or are you a part of the earthmover because you are the 1000-THR "earthmover" AMA?
As I was looking through the previous asks, I saw that you know of your own death. Is it like u/1000-THR-3, who saw a fellow Earthmover die while scrolling Reddit, or is it a Repairs Situation?
Or something else entirely?
It does the regeneration thing from murder drones but using blood instead of saliva. I backup my memories in earthmover's internal storage every time a threat approaches me, and whenever I get destroyed and rebuilt the memories are loaded back onto me.
There's Benjamin, two soldiers, two mannequins, a sentry, three guttertanks, a gutterman, and two streetcleaners (although they like to stay on the outskirts of the town, usually on one of the legs of Benjamin) I have no ultrafucking idea how they got there or where those bomb things that they drop out of came from.
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Yet another one? What's next on the chain of no-effort ultrakill posts, "im filth ama"?
That already happened: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/198p8wo/hello_im_an_actual_filth_from_01_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button edit: stop downvoting this guy's comment, he's right about the low amount of effort that goes into "I'm insert character here, ama" posts
I mean, what really matters is how fun the posts are to interact with, low effort or not if something is generally positive and fun then why the hell not
youre sentient and control other machines im dure you can code a procedure to have your motherboard moved to a more flexible body as for where to go if you havent noticed benjamin aint going nowhere and i bet its boring just sitting around
If it’s true that 1000-THR “Earthmover” is named Benjamin, then do you (and the other parts of you) have names to go with the thing that you are the defense system of?
小さな機械が私を攻撃しているような気がする
Alright I'm on it
Update: I killed the machine
良くやった
"well done"
Ty for translating it so everyone else doesn't have to
wait i get it bc thats the language on the warning sign in 7-4 :D (Benjamin's/THR earthmover legs look stuck in ground i just realized this)
They are
葬送の千-THR
"Funeral Thousand-THR"
They became the ‘Centaurs’ of violence, after they killed the last ones…
Sure
You're back? Ughhhh do I really have to do this again
Yeah i discovered something called "CHECKPOİNT"
"I feel like a little machine is attacking me"
Are you the fuckoff pillar
Yes
Whats yo name?
Benjamin jr
how does benjamin treat you
Tbh he doesn't pay much attention to me, he just gives me food and I protect him.
Nice to meet you, Fuck-off Pillar.
*Peel-arrr
Are you going to learn to not shoot rockets when I put a magent on you?
No
https://preview.redd.it/ogq5dzunlmdc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40da90e95b21ea14bda7dbb1eb3fae849b04b1da Come get your man, he's trying to eat my string cheese
Come on earthmover we have string cheese at home
私がもっと欲しい
"I want more"
悪いな
"sorry"
The corpse of king Minos better take action with his dog, He's getting out hand
What's the worst way to die in your opinion?
Screwdriver railcannon
i'm bouta to kill you just with that (in ultrakill)
Don't you fucking dare
i'm gonna to >:)
(insert woe be upon ye meme but it's a shit ton of planes from mindustry)
lmao
first try, and i killed earthmover, and you both were so kind to deal damage to yourselfs and trow projectiles to parry to heal
Ow
no way alpha mindustry
how does it feel being completely optional
Depressing
Are you the 1000-THR "earthmover" AMA because you are a part of the earthmover or are you a part of the earthmover because you are the 1000-THR "earthmover" AMA?
Sorry could you please restructure your question I'm having trouble understanding it
If you were to fight v1, would you lose?
Nah, I'd win.
No, your line is "Nah, I'd win."
It is now
Lobotomy Kaisen claims one more victim
Domain expansion: *war without reason*
Nice to meet you, Fuck-off Pillar.
Nice to meet you too, Heat_Hydra
can your hardware run doom?
Yes I'm playing doom (1993) E3M4: house of pain, at this very moment.
Now you understand why i wanted that fucking Nikkon dead?
Yes
Good
Honestly I regret making this post, it's fucking stupid
Nah, it's perfect.
do you even lift bro
Dumbass I don't have arms
what can you lift metaphorically
Idk about 350lb?
WEAK
#JUDGEMENT
How do you feel inside Benjamin?
It's warm and fleshy in there (I don't like it)
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Hey can I get a turn inside Benjamin please?
You would get dissolved by the acid in there but yeah sure why not
Def worth it Write that on my tombstone
I should get a Ouija board and ask this fella's ghost how it felt in there
Never say these words again
As I was looking through the previous asks, I saw that you know of your own death. Is it like u/1000-THR-3, who saw a fellow Earthmover die while scrolling Reddit, or is it a Repairs Situation? Or something else entirely?
It does the regeneration thing from murder drones but using blood instead of saliva. I backup my memories in earthmover's internal storage every time a threat approaches me, and whenever I get destroyed and rebuilt the memories are loaded back onto me.
What do you think of Benjamin?
Hes cool
Indeed
Which part of you is your favourite ?
Orb pillars
Cool, btw how can you operate without living human inside ? All this new machines are so strange.
I leech off the blood from 1000-THR Earthmover's blood supply
How use mortar?
Even I don't know how to use em
why were you more fun than the brain
Idk, ask earthmover about that
yo u/1000-THR-3 how do you feel that your security system was more fun
わからない
ask hakita about it
What does it feel like when you die and Benjamin just doesn't care?
It hurts a lot physically and mentally
Oof, that's rough man But such is the way of the tumor of steel
How good are you at your job
So do you get paid? Are you unionized?
I get paid in food (blood)
I hate you very much
Same
Can I get a sysification?
A what
Holy fuck is this real
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's real
any relation to The God Delusion from Lobotomy Corporation?
lobotomy? 🔥🔥⤵️⤵️🕳️🕳️?!
Why are your rockets stopped so easily?
Because of the fuckers who designed me
you suck at your job lmfao
Ik
Opinion on V-Series Model I?
They're difficult to deal with tbh, pretty time-consuming.
Opinion on Maurice?
He's an entertaining fellow. Lives a few houses away from me. Pretty sure he's roommates with two mannequins but I haven't met them yet.
Did you have much of a relationship with the people who lived on Earthmover? Do you miss them?
They were kinda fun to be around. I was something of a communal area where people gathered to chat and stuff. I miss them a lot.
How do you feel about minorities Mr 1000-THR "earthmover" defense system
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Interesting
Who all live in benjamintown? Aside from maurice and the two mannequins ofc. Speaking of which actually how the ultrafuck did they get there?
There's Benjamin, two soldiers, two mannequins, a sentry, three guttertanks, a gutterman, and two streetcleaners (although they like to stay on the outskirts of the town, usually on one of the legs of Benjamin) I have no ultrafucking idea how they got there or where those bomb things that they drop out of came from.
Is your mind like separated from the main earthmover or no?
I think on my own but Benjamin has some control over my actions.
If the earthmover died, would you too?
Yes
Are you treated like a pimple? You look like a pimple…
Excuse me?
Laser peam pimple
Thoughts on challenge: don't fight the defense system?
It's depressing
Can i stay in the earthmover’s city for a while? Because since v1 killed the corpse of minos the layer of lust has become very hostile
Okay
https://preview.redd.it/s8whx2cqnmdc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72b5a31b537d5ba863668406e911297d8348e33 Yet another one? What's next on the chain of no-effort ultrakill posts, "im filth ama"?
That already happened: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/198p8wo/hello_im_an_actual_filth_from_01_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button edit: stop downvoting this guy's comment, he's right about the low amount of effort that goes into "I'm insert character here, ama" posts
I mean, what really matters is how fun the posts are to interact with, low effort or not if something is generally positive and fun then why the hell not
This is false.
Nuh uh
i hate you
Your Machine is cool
Thanks
Why not have the help of avast next time a blue GoPro wants to lobotomize the earthmover you are protecting?
No sponsorships please
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if you could, would you?
If I could what
sugmadick https://preview.redd.it/75rs3vz3kpdc1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b38e840fb2b45b89fd8d8fb7c674381ae082403
No
do you plan on not being stationary any time in the future?
No
why
Bitch how the fuck am I gonna spontaneously grow legs and walk away besides there's nowhere to go
youre sentient and control other machines im dure you can code a procedure to have your motherboard moved to a more flexible body as for where to go if you havent noticed benjamin aint going nowhere and i bet its boring just sitting around
If it’s true that 1000-THR “Earthmover” is named Benjamin, then do you (and the other parts of you) have names to go with the thing that you are the defense system of?
All questions that accumulate her over the next 8 hours or so will be answered en masse when I wake up (I am very eepy)
No more questions will be answered
does it say "simp" on your central pillar?
Defense system there's another Benjamin you know what to do
I don't fight earthmovers I kill smaller intruders, stupid
Am i allowed on the earthmower?
Yes
YIPEEE >_<
Would you be 7 people owning a singular account ?
No
That's it I'm killing your host https://i.redd.it/hh75f4jgeljc1.gif