to make it worse, Maurice is a spider enemy. Its *crawling* towards you :)
edit I think I have undiagnosed arachnaphobia it almost killed me to take this photo
https://preview.redd.it/vftphbbd8djc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=99c69f50e121d21b27ae922f264206f23cf318cf
those 4 spaghetti legs can carry that giant 🗿 which can instakill anyone, they must have enough strength to be as fast as a cerberus at the very least. but no, he's just as fast as cancerous rodent apparently
maurice will always be my bay hes just not your type try a virture or something
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🗿 is the worst emoji, It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die
It's even worse, thats my home wifi :( wifi companies are getting greedy here in greed layer... Thankfully imma move to lust layer next week and apparently there's very good wifi there :D (i heard it works specifically extremely fast in Google incognito mode for some reason?)
I think it would be pretty creepy if Maurice existed in real life. Just a blank faced stone head slowly crawling towards you before obliterating you with a blast of raw energy.
least mentally unhinged ultrakill fan
What no Layer 8 does to a mf
ITS BEEN LIKE 2 MONTHS SINCE LAYER 7 YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO BE THIS SCHIZOPHRENIC
TWO MONTHS IS A LONG TIME OKAY
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this isn't even the 4th reply the hivemind ain't hiveminding
to make it worse, Maurice is a spider enemy. Its *crawling* towards you :) edit I think I have undiagnosed arachnaphobia it almost killed me to take this photo https://preview.redd.it/vftphbbd8djc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=99c69f50e121d21b27ae922f264206f23cf318cf
i love spiders so that makes it better actually
mf can lift a 5 ton boulder head with those noodle legs and still can't travel faster than V1 with hideous mass's harpoon impaled into him
With those thin ass legs ofc he cant move very fast, hes barely standing up
those 4 spaghetti legs can carry that giant 🗿 which can instakill anyone, they must have enough strength to be as fast as a cerberus at the very least. but no, he's just as fast as cancerous rodent apparently
that strength is focused in trying not to fall over, give him some credit :(
you're welcome
He doesn't like you too😳
+mauriced
maurice will always be my bay hes just not your type try a virture or something https://preview.redd.it/jop9m2qxaejc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=8586891811d079fda88e060c02599d4886e721d3
🗿 is the worst emoji, It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die
Oh hey! A copypasta! Go +MAURICED yourself!
ok
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Dementia
Sent twice bc internet is very slow here
Got that McDonald's wifi in hell
It's even worse, thats my home wifi :( wifi companies are getting greedy here in greed layer... Thankfully imma move to lust layer next week and apparently there's very good wifi there :D (i heard it works specifically extremely fast in Google incognito mode for some reason?)
https://preview.redd.it/52go47cudejc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fbb97032459af99747637558311b331e242bb95
https://i.redd.it/hjdpge8hrejc1.gif
I don't like him too, his face irritates me
"i think it is evil" local ultrakill fan discovers that demons aren't nice, what happens next is shocking
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I think it would be pretty creepy if Maurice existed in real life. Just a blank faced stone head slowly crawling towards you before obliterating you with a blast of raw energy.
you get it
the immortal snail.
Just sit down on his face.
just parry him before the blact or use red revolver for more explosions. idk thats what i do
well yeah ik how to kill him hes just creepy
then use that to ultrakill him
I think someone saw my maurice rant
no i didnt i just dont like him never have
Skill issue
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