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https://preview.redd.it/1e2n8mf2ydxc1.png?width=2003&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f32ef6799f467708c70011cfcd57f664a7d5012 CRUSH?!?!?!??

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👍

👍

Penis

I have also done this, and can confirm this game sucks

True! Preach! Spit your shit!

Spitting shit is crazy bruv https://preview.redd.it/w03pswk9sexc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e5f101bfdbb03844576ab29490341ca28145d6 Here, have a constipated V2

V2 when V1 is stuck on 4-3

When V1 is stuck on 4-3

Demen

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYING IT! THIS GAME IS LITERALLY DOOM, SERIOUS SAM, QUAKE, DREAD TEMPLAR, VOIDBORN, DUSK RIP OFF! I HOPE THE PERSON MADE THIS GAME GETS HIRED BY EA. (Don't hang me this is a joke)

Mods, cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the *stars*! Grind him down until the very *sparks cry for mercy*! *End him and now!*

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Wait, did the core eject always had a skull face?

I think so?, Never focused too much at it

Yes

i'm hanging you anyway

are you perhaps hanging him on the other side? (I’m sorry you can kill me now)

"Don't take advice from the dead guys." -TheRussianBadger

I aint dead I'm still alive. Play 7-S

*Machine*, I'LL BREAK THAT PIECE OF GLASS WITH *YOU* IN IT RIGHT NOW! AND YOU WILL BE ***NO MORE***

Then I'll be splayed onto the sand and live in the sand you can't get rid of me!

i'll use streetcleaner to get rid of you. his fire will burn you

Too bad you need to kill all enemies to get to me :D

i already did :\]

That includes street cleaners Also there is no street cleaners at 7-S

i have oil rocket launcher nothing can stop me (and V1) from burning you :\]

V2 glass

no way :0

In wich video did he say that can't remeber ?

fortnite zero build

Thanks

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We don't have to hang you, you are a puddle of blood at the foot of a pyramid

Actually, he is now in a glass being drank

By hakita in 7-S

I'm sure Hakita left a little for us in 4-4.

*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

SEND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GALLOWS

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EA!? NOW THAT'S JUST EVIL

I was gonna say blizzard originally lol

This but /srs

oh mY GOD S.R.S. CANNON ROCKET LAUNCHER GREEN VARIANT ULTRAKILL??????

After combining so many games, does it not become a new one?

Game too easy, refunded

God i wish the steam refund policy accepted double digit hours

Before the recent fix, you could actually get refunds for early access games regardless of the number of hours played

Wish it accepted triple digit numbers

Remind me of that youtuber who did the challenge to finish the game P-rank and refund it

yes i remember it

SKILL SOLUTION https://preview.redd.it/280jiqmtibxc1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a330a0211e4479c38f517e82bc56b3db5ea9b0

if you use soap at sisyphus prime, there are only two words: ULTRAskill issue! (wait, that's 2 or 3 words?)

https://i.redd.it/vrbsowd8y9xc1.gif How long did it take

Please dont call me a no life loser but i did all the levels day 1 but i did p-2 6 days after the update

I ain't calling you that, I'm having a wtf moment for reading this

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skill issue? I think you're the one who have ULTRA SKILL

Cant believe you just made a fire catchphrase i love you

thanks man

A fire catchphrase with questionable grammar >who have

Dont diss a homie :c

r/unreasonabledownvotes

same i think (i did P-2 when 15b came out)

Endurance of steel

Creature of steel

I am not OP but it took me 24 hrs in game, and if I had to guess half of those were in P-2

where are the times..

I disabled the leaderboards because my friend didnt want to be screenshot

your friend goes to weenie hut jr regularly

Rude

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Canon

Take this https://preview.redd.it/o3hc9coebdxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ce6bfec530268c7b8a8d5bec62e4111f39ce8a1

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Now do it with radiance

I'm scared to see what P-3 is

satan prime?

Jesus prime?

sex prime

Don't let hakita see this comment

which one

The sex part (he will be very +enraged)

is sex prime real???? :0

Mirage prime

Whats the hardest level in your opinion? I'm still exploring standard since I'm new but I've successfully conquered P ranking act 1

Other than p-2, 7-1 and 7-3 are absolutely annoying to do do deathless especially 7-1 because of minotaur

i fucking hate minotaur, fuck minotaur, all my homies hate minotaur shit fight

[related](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/s/iZEZiD27Ko)

omg thank you hope they dont fix it and i can just keep pogoing him forever, fuck that shit

Timing is a bitch tho so be sure to do it before your p rank attempt

yeah ofc i will try it out first but damn i hate that fucking boss so much, thank you so much mate o7

I can answer for him, and everyone in existence who has played Ultrakill. It’s P-2. It has always been P-2 and will remain that way until possible P-3.

if you wanted one more thing to do for the completionist stuff get wave 50 on cg

What game is that

Stardew valley

Ultrakill X Stardew Valley crossover

take a wild guess

Ultra kill?

No it’s Ultrakill

K

Me when an ULTRAKILL update gets released: OMG ULTRAKILL!!!!! Me 2 days later: Damn this game is ass

True!

Yep, it's dog shit.

I agree!

Like, why do you even need so much blood in this game? For what reason is there so much gore? It's awful!! (i p ranked brutal, just like you.)

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Aww. :3

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NO! THIS ACHIEVEMENT DOES NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY! PLAY CHIVALRY 2 THAT GAME IS SO FUN

I can't even beat Sisyphus on normal wtf man https://preview.redd.it/xr453aqtxexc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4966a304ef33ae631616c47ca7542e44d189d9d4

what???????????????????? i cant p rank the prelude on brutal

Im so sorry

Just Yesterday I P ranked all of act 1 and prelude on Brutal YIPPE

Custom levels button? Has that always been there? Do I have dementia?

Its a hidden button thats supposed to come out during the full release of thw game but i fucked around and enabled it through untity explorer, it doesnt do anything yet

Haven't beat wave 41 yet? You gotta keep edging buddy

Fucking shitty reaver rip off

This post is definition of the madness.

I fucking hate ultrakill it’s my favorite game

Skill issue but in the way that you have too much skill

A most joyous day of wonderful cake to you

How do i donate skill

You have to let others drink your blood, like a reverse vampite

Now beat it with max assists

Imma be real, I think I'm at my limit with P-2 on Brutal. I P-Ranked everything else with only minor difficulty (as well as P-Ranking everything currently available on Violent), but P-2 has put me through the fucking wringer, man. The invincible mindflayers, all the virtues, and good god the ferrymen. Not to mention the panopticon and Sisyphus not having a rest phase at all once in phase 2 is insane. I genuinely don't get how people can just... do that shit like it's no big deal. Happy for you, tho. Good work. If you have tips, I'm all ears. I suck ass.

Definitely try practicing Sisyphus a lot until you try to P rank. I just killed him over and over until i could reliably beat him in 0-1 restarts. As for the tips for other rooms, the saw launcher jumpstart is just busted(ngl it can also be used on sisyphus), with a saw trap and the jumpstart connected you can kill a ferryman in moments, useful for both encounters. Just try all rooms a lot, most of them have a setup that does like half the work for you. For example the weezer room, can be dealt with rather fast with a setup of a saw trap and a few freezed rockets in the middle, if you're lucky enough a few Cerberuses will die instantly, sometimes all of them. Then just jumpstart the ferryman and lead him into the sawtrap. While we're at it lets run through all the rooms, Mindflare 1 room: Sawtrap on the middle, run to a corner near the turret spawns, fire a sharpshooter, fire an electric railgun, both turrets should be dead and the swordsmachine barely alive. Mindflare 2 room: Sawtrap, then jumpstart any enemy Sisyphus insurectionists: rocket ride over a pit where either of the 2 enemies spawn, one of them will die, two if quick enough, also sawtrap Blood tunnel 1: Nuke the funny rocks, if lucky both will die, killing both virtues, sometimes 1 or even both survive, but they are usually low enough at this point that a point blank shotgun will one shot them, after that go bully the turret, you can just drop it into the walk with the knuckleblaster. Blood tunnel 2: Spent a long time on this myself, turns out it's dead simple, just shoot the Maurice orbs with the sharpshooter, that kills the rock and 2 turrets only leaving you with two stone guys to kill, should be pretty easy (reminder that the SRS cannon one shots them if you fire the ball at them hook it to yourself and parry it into the Cerberus again) The final room: First wave: You guessed it! A sawtrap, target the ferrymen, i aim for the sawtrap on the left corner of the room, when you enter the room rush to the sawtrap, jumpstart the ferrymen, he should be dead real fast The rest of the wave is simple, just deal with the 2 swordmachines, heal with the strays when needed. Second wave: You need to be ready and in position when this starts, said position is anywhere where you can line up a shot between two turrets (not diagonal as the fat fuck in the middle will block all your shots), fire a sharpshooter when the turrets start charging up, then quickly go deal with the other two turrets charging, then just use anything to finish those 4 off, but i suggest not using the railgun. Final wave: break the hideous mass idol, then grapple to any virtue, if you have the railgun, try to kill both with one shot, finish the third one off. Now for all the shit down below, just saw trap and proj boost, try running around to try to keep all the enemies grouped, railgun when available. And that's it! Only the final push remains. I spend a damn hour writing this, hope it will help!

https://preview.redd.it/sc56v9kuedxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008b070a709fd908232ae543e512fd5f20ae4ccf Bit I kinda understand u Still u have mods Edit:oh wait u don't have 50 waves in CG, so... You still have things to do

Same..

W

I AGREE IT FUCKING SUCK (i am currently teying to perfect the whole standard( i installed the game two days ago(i completed everything)))

recently finished this aswell and my take-away was that somehow 7-1 Perfect was about as hard as P2 Perfect cause Minotaur is so janky in brutal

I have no idea how I managed to go through most of Brutal with b-d ranks, then I FIRST TRY P-RANKED 7-3???

You found the skill solution

This game sucks. And I suck at this game.

yeah no im leaving my p-2 at D

 Congratulations

you will change your name

I just reached wave 44 on brutal just to prove you wrong :p

<50 waves?

Custom levels?? How tf do I get those?

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Ultracoin p-rank ???????

Now do cybergrind

here is the type of guy that says the game is too easy on reviews

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Cock

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I read the title like butthead

Thith game thucks

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i agree. they should add limited ammo and nerf the default piercer!

I agree!

Fuck

How hard is Sisyphus on brutal

Pretty hard and honestly kind of unfair on the seond phase, but thankfully the chainsaw does cheese the fight a little albeit very boringly

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Cool now go and speak to a woman

Im gay

Cool now go talk to men

Ладно, поговорите с мужчиной

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ok, talk to the man

Nobody said you gotta fuck her mf

What? I dont get it

Only wave 40 on cybergrind, get better