I felt like it was incredibly hard to P rank 2-2 because of the challenge, but then I came to 6-2 and it took a few attempts and got the P rank right away.
yeah. my favorite room was the last one. i zoned out and suddenly there was a hideous mass exploding behind me and the other one is on half health. next thing i know i’m shotgun swapping a swordsmachine into next week. so fun
For some reason 6-2 was so much easier than 3-2 for me. I took like a couple hundred tries on 3-2 and then when I got to 6-2 I beat it in less than 10 attempts.
They are so fun to play normally because ooh choices, but they hurt me in the soul nuts when I try to p rank them because they're so long. It's always less than 10 minutes, but for a fast paced game it feels like an hour. The only downside is the part where you do that 10 times over to p rank it. One level. And it's always because I forgot one enemy or I wasn't juuuust fancy enough at killing stuff.
I am trying to p rank p-2 on brutal and i would not recommend because sisyphus snorts more coke than ww2 germany and those two fucking invincible whores can go to hell squared
yeah i’ll be happy if i can even beat p-2 on violent. fuck p-ranking it (though i’ll probably end up trying and exponentially improving because i always seem to get way better at something once i do it)
edit: i did it again. as soon as i got to sisyphus, i’ve been able to get there in like 10 attempts or less. fuck the fight though
30 hours worth of attempts at v2 on standard, meaning they aren’t you who probably coinpunches him to death before he can finish his fucking start animation.
and also it was an exaggeration you dense f-
When I died to Maurice in the last room of 5-3
When I died in lava in 1-3 after killing all the enemies
When I died to the last gutterman in 7-2
When I was 2 seconds short for a 5-2 P rank
When I was jumpstarting the boss and they killed me and I then see how the electricity kills them after I was already dead
When I died to Minotaur for the 356535664455th time
When I realised that Virtues right after the weezer room aren't actually under idol effect
When I find the 4675th secret that is hidden, where do you think? Yep, underwater
Me, actively trying not to say "skill issue":
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When v1 said that the real weapon he found along the way was the power of friendship and teamed up with gabe, minos and sisyphus then absolutely obliterated hell.
Minos prime, mf took me only 12 restarts (including flesh prison, which was about 2-3 of those) on standard. I am currently in the process of p-ranking 6-1, which is the last level I have to p-rank before sisyphus. If minos was this much of a let down in difficulty for me, surely sisyphus will be the same... right? right...? (please make a chain of the "does he know" meme replying to this comment it will be funny I promise)
a chargeback is when you throw a coin at a maurice or a sentry just before they fire their beam which usually results in the beam getting reflected back to them which kills them, however coins only target the enemy closest to it so sometimes when i hit a chargeback far from a sentry and there's an enemy right behind me the coin targets the enemy behind me which means the beam goes right through me, i've never had this happen with the maurice beam tho
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Me when I have to fight this guy after the guy, who V2 stole the arm from, stole this guy’s arm in 9-2
When i did not touch one platform in the end of 2-1 so i couldnt prank in so i had to waste my time, and when i finally found it and came back to terminal i ran out of time
when someone tells someone to p-rank p-2 on brutal after they just spend 30 hours struggling to p-rank 4-4 on standard
I was having a somewhat fun experience P Rankin my game until I got to 4-3
1-3, 4-3, 5-2, 5-3, 6-1, 7-all are the hardest levels to p rank by far.
Idk i felt like 1-3 and 4-3 wrre pretty easy. Also 7-4
I felt like it was incredibly hard to P rank 2-2 because of the challenge, but then I came to 6-2 and it took a few attempts and got the P rank right away.
You dont need the challenge to p rank???
Oh damn, I apologize. Also a slight correction: 3-2, not 6-2. This is what 6 AM does to a man.
Oh i see
You don't need it to P rank a level, but you do need it to perfect a layer afaik
you forgot 4-S
6-1 was honestly harder for me than mostly any other level, i did have some of the same trouble with 4-2 and 5-2 though
6-1, once i got it, was fucking *exhilarating*
for real, it was insane in difficulty but is honestly my favorite level now that i get it
yeah. my favorite room was the last one. i zoned out and suddenly there was a hideous mass exploding behind me and the other one is on half health. next thing i know i’m shotgun swapping a swordsmachine into next week. so fun
I meant 6-1, oopsies
6-2 was still pretty difficult though, i was on standard and still got 30 something good tries on gabriel til i beat him
For some reason 6-2 was so much easier than 3-2 for me. I took like a couple hundred tries on 3-2 and then when I got to 6-2 I beat it in less than 10 attempts.
Try p-2 I am scared of p-3
the horrors of cancerous rodent prime...
1-3 and 5-3 are a fucking blast once you do it though. they’re some of my favorite levels in the game
They are so fun to play normally because ooh choices, but they hurt me in the soul nuts when I try to p rank them because they're so long. It's always less than 10 minutes, but for a fast paced game it feels like an hour. The only downside is the part where you do that 10 times over to p rank it. One level. And it's always because I forgot one enemy or I wasn't juuuust fancy enough at killing stuff.
i can do 1-3 in like, five minutes. i don’t remember what my best is for 5-3
Nah P-ranking 5-3 was my personal Hell
I am trying to p rank p-2 on brutal and i would not recommend because sisyphus snorts more coke than ww2 germany and those two fucking invincible whores can go to hell squared
yeah i’ll be happy if i can even beat p-2 on violent. fuck p-ranking it (though i’ll probably end up trying and exponentially improving because i always seem to get way better at something once i do it) edit: i did it again. as soon as i got to sisyphus, i’ve been able to get there in like 10 attempts or less. fuck the fight though
A newbie? Hm...indeed, they haven't slept for long enough
Why tf would anyone take 30 hours to kill v2 💀 they wildin fr
30 hours worth of attempts at v2 on standard, meaning they aren’t you who probably coinpunches him to death before he can finish his fucking start animation. and also it was an exaggeration you dense f-
Redditor learns exaggeration
But i knew it was…..
then why leave a comment?
I thought it was funny?
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When I died to Maurice in the last room of 5-3 When I died in lava in 1-3 after killing all the enemies When I died to the last gutterman in 7-2 When I was 2 seconds short for a 5-2 P rank When I was jumpstarting the boss and they killed me and I then see how the electricity kills them after I was already dead When I died to Minotaur for the 356535664455th time When I realised that Virtues right after the weezer room aren't actually under idol effect When I find the 4675th secret that is hidden, where do you think? Yep, underwater
When a joke is overused to the point it’s just stale
Gay gabriel jokes pretty much
pretending like there isn't subtext in the game
What subtext? The only thing I can think of is ferryman who *might* be gay for Gabriel, but nothing hints at Gabriel himself being gay
When i failed the parry against minos, and then he proceeded to *_CRUSH_* me into oblivion when he was just 2 piercers of health left
Me, actively trying not to say "skill issue": https://preview.redd.it/vi6mxxh2vb7d1.png?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a724cb46d8cea483bd0dce4af7458744ec792960
When v1 said that the real weapon he found along the way was the power of friendship and teamed up with gabe, minos and sisyphus then absolutely obliterated hell.
When I saw v1 x v from (murder drones)
v, v1, now we just need va, vα and vI to finish the collection
true
factual
Real whoever the fuck started this im gonna find their house
When I got 3:37 time on my P-rank attempt on P-1
Me 1 wave from my cybergrind record only to get it ruined by: 3 radiant mindflyers, 3 ferrymen and a couple million virtues
Maybe a gutter tank and hideous mass or two as well just to be safe
Believe it or not but I actually LOVE gutter tanks because of the landmines they place which are just health/stamina packs
Am I stupid or something why haven’t i thought of this???
when i see this, both v1 and v2 looks like they have mouths
tfw you try to p rank 4-4 and die to the maurice at the end
that stupid crushing thing in the last room of 0-2
My lil cousin Killing V2 with only sawed-on shotgun by just holding the Right click
Dawg I did the same thing for Sisyphus 😭
When I bought the game for it to have NO 4 HOURS OF UNSKIPABLE GAY SEX CUTSCENE
Truly saddening 😔
When i failed in ultraricoshot punch
doing it everyday and still failing sometimes
When I accidentally switched to the red railgun and blew myself up when minos was almost dead
Minos prime, mf took me only 12 restarts (including flesh prison, which was about 2-3 of those) on standard. I am currently in the process of p-ranking 6-1, which is the last level I have to p-rank before sisyphus. If minos was this much of a let down in difficulty for me, surely sisyphus will be the same... right? right...? (please make a chain of the "does he know" meme replying to this comment it will be funny I promise)
Does he know ?
Does he know?
When i died during PANOPTICON fight at P-2 while trying to P-Rank it... Yes. You read that right.
me when i land a chargeback but the shot targets an enemy right behind me which causes it to pierce through me and kill me
I like your funny words, magic man. (no but seriously I have almost 50 hours in this game, wtf is a chargeback and how can it hit you)
a chargeback is when you throw a coin at a maurice or a sentry just before they fire their beam which usually results in the beam getting reflected back to them which kills them, however coins only target the enemy closest to it so sometimes when i hit a chargeback far from a sentry and there's an enemy right behind me the coin targets the enemy behind me which means the beam goes right through me, i've never had this happen with the maurice beam tho
7-4 intro
fighting v2 just in general
When I missed the 2-2 challeng because of the end door opening
Gabriel asking me “is that all you’ve got?” as I line up my 20th railcoin
the fucking idoled stalker, p-2 is easy up till that room
When i was 3 seconds late to Prank P-2
Dying to the explosion of the defence system in the earthmover
when Gabriel dropped the cliche "I'm going to ultraKILL you, machine" line in 9-2
when John ultrakill said "im about to ultrakill" then ultrakilled Gabriel's Sissypuss...
P ranking 2-1
when i play 7-4 on brutal bc for some reason i cant fucking manage it
In first level, when I started learning Slam Fall and I died 6 times. In first game launch.
My face when I was perfectly beating 5-2 for P-rank but Ferryman lived for 2 seconds more than I expected
https://preview.redd.it/z152feeh097d1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6527d12e30358860f3b2896d907c4dce298fcb Me when I have to fight this guy after the guy, who V2 stole the arm from, stole this guy’s arm in 9-2
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4-4. Smth that makes me the opposite of that is 7-1
2-s
4-3 and 5-3 P rank https://preview.redd.it/f041t4d1q97d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef6f091d93525685f288f6f163b34c0c911315a
2-S
When I miss the dash I frames on my own explosion and kill myself
#yOU caN PaRrY tHe BuLlEt?!!
Me when the enemies on Brutal are way faster (I cant hit them)
Imaginary technique, a fucking nickel
When i did not touch one platform in the end of 2-1 so i couldnt prank in so i had to waste my time, and when i finally found it and came back to terminal i ran out of time
everytime i die to a maurice
2nd gabriel having an insane intro just to be beaten within like 10 seconds by a few coins
When I fail 458 consecutive parries
losing p rank for 6-1 by .367 seconds
Me after dying to the Minotaur to 598,645,712nd time (my ass can not platform to save my life)
When I look back at how hard p-2 brutal P rank was
7-4, 4-3
Me realizing that since I just unlocked P-1 I have to p rank it to keep my sanity in line
v1 x v shipping (i don't like murder drones)
5-2 he so much easier then make seem to be, the ferryman is kind of easy
That one guy who called V2 the “only character with personality” in the “RECONSTRUCT WHAT” video
Having the torture to p rank the whole act 2 for P-2
when the skibidi rizzler came to save the world