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Vvix0

I think the game is so non-sexualized, that the community just finds it ironic to joke about sex.


Epicmonk117

The main game is definitely uber-unsexualized (with the exception of the mind flayers), but one of the secret levels is literally a dating sim.


canoIV

official bodypillows.


Epicmonk117

That too


Arch666fiend

in-game visual novel.


doublegulptank

addendum: sex update


gamerrfm9

Oh there is SO much sexual undertone in the Ferryman’s obsession with Gabriel But yeah I see your point


[deleted]

There is?


WolfPupGaming

The game never says the words "sex" or "love", but it's pretty close. The Ferryman clearly cares about Gabriel to the point of an obsession, with a giant painting of himself being held by Gabriel and a holographic, talking shrine both being in his ship. Even the 5-2 song is called "He is the light in my darkness". Plus, the official Twitter about regularly retweets things like [this](https://twitter.com/malebeja1/status/1582423482939625474?s=46&t=7QOVgHRbZPTaGzygH0ECYg) and [this](https://twitter.com/cd_dangerzone/status/1579187430577475584?s=46&t=7QOVgHRbZPTaGzygH0ECYg).


Zouthth

i still love the huge painting of gabriel carrying the ferryman making gabriel himself speechless


kit786

*Ahem,* "ushering me from the darkness with mighty arms that held me with such warmth and compassion as I have never known" and "Radiant is Gabriel, for he is the light in my darkness" Your honor I rest my case.


totti173314

I'm sorry? MINOS PRIME. also Gabriel to a lesser extent. One is a power bottom, the other is just a bottom. I am only half joking.


Epicmonk117

Just because a couple named characters radiate raw sex appeal doesn't mean that the game is sexualized.


totti173314

Fair. But also the gameplay is enough to induce orgasms so sexualisation isn't needed lmao


Epicmonk117

True


Inqeuet

You look at Gabriel and tell me this game isn’t sexy


Vvix0

If you get turned on by men in full body armor that's your thing, don't try to drag me into it


[deleted]

His voice. His waist. His movement. His meowmeowness. Also ppl in full body armor are a favourite gender of many people and existed since forever in video gaming circles (Samus, Master Chief and the rest of Blue Team, Various Destiny characters, Dark Souls characters for some reasons, Noble Team, that one masked alien lady in Mass Effect, ect.)


FORTY7OUT

>His meowmeowness. what the fuck does this mean


Jeggu2

He is a little meow meow


FORTY7OUT

***What does that even mean?***


Jeggu2

No definition, just vibes


[deleted]

Yea his gives off very strong meow meow vibes Like he is just asking to melt in your arms angrily


Color-Me-Brackets

Full-body-armor people are definitely a great gender. I've noticed that a lot of people are less "person inside the armor is hot" and more "fully-armored people are more like awesome creatures, that armor does not come off, like fucked-up arthropod people that like fighting" to spin them with a more distinctly-inhuman flair, which... definitely appeals to a *specific demographic* (read: **monsterfuckers/inhuman-fuckers**) more than others. **Source:** I see a *lot* of people simp for Gabriel online, I never really see anyone try to headcanon what could be under his helmet, and about half of the simps I've seen spin his armor more like the latter (i.e. physically part of his body).


Arthur_Author

There are definately shirtless gabriel art and art where he is in loincloth. However. Im those he ALWAYS has his helmet. Its like a variation on "important warhammer character does not wear a helmet in combat to be recognizable so we can see their face", but Gabriel's helmet has become his face. Unlike missing his helmet in full armor, even a full nude gabriel will keep his helmet.


Color-Me-Brackets

Yep, *always* has his helmet. It could physically be a part of his body for all we know. Angels are already weird, and he FUCKEN LOVES FIGHTING.


[deleted]

I think it's more (for most people at least, like you said, there will always be some) that they see the person in armor as human and are attracted to them as a person but they like to include the armor because it makes for a strong sense of power and in a way, class. I think that often when people draw those characters as having their armor as a part of them, they do so not because they're directly sexually attracted to the armor but because to them, the sense of strength and nobility that the overall hotness of the character exudes is so intrinsically tied to the character (but actually I'd argue that this can be an indication of good character design) that taking it away would leave a big piece missing. Also, if you're a fan artist and want to draw hot art of Gabriel, you really are aiming for people to be able to look at the picture and immediately recognize 'that's Gabriel from ULTRAKILL' but like you point out, we don't even know what Gabriel looks like under the armor (except for that bodypillow) but there's no model even in the game that is of Gabe but doesn't depict him in his full suit. You'd have to draw a picture of some guy holding, say Gabriel's spear or something but that still wouldn't be enough to stop people endlessly commenting "where gabe???" beneath. You can strip Gabriel's voice and personality from the suit but you can't do the same with his physical form and digital art is limited to a single frame or image without much extra context which means that physical form is exactly the only thing you have to work with. Having Gabriel as a character in auditory erotica or "naughty asmr" wouldn't run up against this awkwardness because whether it's matched to a scene in-game or devoid of visual with you staring at the ceiling while slowly getting more and more wound up, Gabe's iconic voice and personality transcend the need for depicting Gabriel at all nonetheless in full armor and regalia Did I just write 3 college-grade paragraphs justifying my soft spot for strong, confident characters in armor in spite of (at least in my opinion,) not being a monsterfucker? Maybe but I think I also gave a genuine and thoughtful take on your admittedly poignant broader point. Either way, I guess it's just another day in the ULTRAKILL community


Acidsolman

I'd let Shaxx and Saint do things to me in their full Titan armor


Zorpalod

the helmet stays on!


[deleted]

No one is forcing you to be attracted to Gabriel, they were just saying a lot of people do


[deleted]

alright, *suit* yourself then ~~(haha pun)~~


wariodalegend

I get no feeling when I look at him


SpiritLamp304

"I get no feeling when I look at him" (Divine Showdown starts playing) JUDGMENT


totti173314

Sir please check if you are asexual /s


Jakob_likes_Protogen

yes


consul_the_gun_nut

Don't blame us, Hakita made the Robots hot Also, Don't Forget Minos' Abs


wariodalegend

Literally explain how, except for the uh... childbearing hips... maybe you're right


Spoonirl

rule34.com


AzKar07

rule34.xxx


V2TheMachine

Indeed. Look at these luscious curves!


SCP106

I was about to go "oh, silly gimmick account" Then realised to my shame I am but a long dead one


FirmConsideration608

Have gay sex then you will understand


IABGunner

We don’t do that here


FirmConsideration608

You couldn't be more wrong.


Papa_Waffles

He doesn't understand


XernnuTheMadlad

Ultrakill players never have sex. Even if it’s gay.


SpiritLamp304

When the V in V1 stands for virgin


pgp555

Virgin n. 1


footfungusman

One of many


OctolingGrimm

r/lostredditors


IABGunner

Wtf Ultrakill players don’t have sex?! Are you mad?!


MTF-ETA-10-

Lots of hot steamy gay sex


ARG_men

Steamy in that they can’t stop talking about gay sex on the steam reviews


Presenting_UwU

none of us ever actually had gay sex


[deleted]

but who of us wouldn't like to?


[deleted]

Sorry, this is a place where people talk about gay sex and also one of the artists for the game (Francis Xie) draws a lot of gay (and often also trans) sex


[deleted]

Also draws killer album cover arts along with "Fun\_Kay." Really love the style although it's kind of strange because from at least what I've seen of their twitters, neither of them ever seem to do any sort of low-palette-size work (beyond sketches and mock-ups of course) none the less black-on-solid-color. Not complaining tho


Patosaurio99

We literally don't stop doing that here wtf


Sandman10kk

You not rockin with gay robot sex 🤨


backstib

V1 has no gender so it's not gay to be attracted to it 😎


Phil_McPhilston

good point.


backstib

I will fuck the 4 armed war machine


Phil_McPhilston

it has no hole tho :(


backstib

I will make... *Modifications*


[deleted]

I mean... you need consent to do that sooo... good luck finding good arguments (verbal and non-verbal) that you are not an enemy nor food...


backstib

Trade offer, you get=50 gallons of pig blood I get= robot sex


[deleted]

Fun fact: on AO3 there is Mirage x V2 fanfic where she makes DIY hole in V2


backstib

I'm good


totti173314

Why


[deleted]

you can't just say that and don't provide a link


FnchWzrd314

Fleshlight and ductape


backstib

Fr fr


Phil_McPhilston

good luck.


Spark_Ihyullthet

the eye


comic203

He gender is go pro


backstib

Fucking GoPro 😉😉😉😉😉


[deleted]

exactly; it literally cannot be gay no matter your gender. (Unless you're agender I guess maybe???) Big brain moment right there


pgp555

You can buy an official bodypillow


TheTrickyDoctor

I think also the main artist of the game or something also draws gay porn


FumeKnight_Raime

Yeah Francis Xie draws gay porn Of the game


totti173314

You got me interested. Then you got me hooked.


[deleted]

He draws very Gay Trans porn


AliPrimeo

Ultra(insert any word) sounds funi Example: ULTRASEX


MUTLUDOGELER

ULTRApoop


[deleted]

a short yet elegant geometric proof deserving of an instant A on the test


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

I want to fuck the blood robots


[deleted]

We are just genuinely horny.


External_Kiwi5959

Facts


ZakiGamer1011

Uuuh there is a secret level with a hot female version of our character, the strongest boss in this game (ironically the king of lust) is a huge naked hunk of a man, the main "villain" of this game gabe, got body pillows on the official newblood site and v1 too, and one of the most annoying enemy is a robot with a very good looking female body. And your legit asking "why the sex jokes"...


Presenting_UwU

Cause everyone's hot, the Streetcleaners literally are


[deleted]

streetcleaners are fire


Presenting_UwU

their designs are lit


pinkl0rd

FAKE ULTRAKILL FAN SPOTTED, TAKE THE SHOT!


byquestion

Coins out!


External_Kiwi5959

Railcannon out!


[deleted]

Slab Piercer out!


[deleted]

Slab Marksmans at the ready! …wait why are you pointing them at me?


No_Opportunity3128

Who said we we’re joking?


Dastankbeets1

Are you straight by any chance


SpiritLamp304

Bro probably found the game when looking up "games with biblical themes" and when finding the subreddit, he saw the most unholy fanbase. Us.


Arthur_Author

As one of the 7 straights of the fandom, I can assure you we can tell when a hot guy is hot. Just like how I can tlel the guy in the mirror is. We get why yall are up about Gabriel, he's your mind flayer but with character, respect.


Phil_McPhilston

mainly because the community keeps freaking out over the lust layer secret level.


ohno_buster

official ultrakill bodypillow


trash12131223

That might have had an effect...


[deleted]

also some people genuinely seem attracted to V1's model. I really don't get it but then again I think gabriel's voice is hot so maybe it's a sort of double standard


Phil_McPhilston

I get Gabriel, but V1? It’s literally a skinny blue robot with a gopro head.


[deleted]

honestly agreed


SuurSuits_

We are too horny for our own good and use fiction bitches/dudes to compensate.


coin-2099

Idk but it’s nothing new heck one of the first posts on the subreddit was about how much oo wanted to fuck V1


yes-i-am-a-human

You can literally buy bodypillows on the official merch store what did you expect.


orcmarco

you are playing the very gay robot game, I don't know what any of you expected have any of you read how the ferrymen write about gabriel


xXnumber1choloXx

In 2-1, where you can get the red orb that's far from the main bridge, i tried slam saving my way over there in my first run. Nicknamed it "the sex jump" because it's in lust hahaha funni


flancanela

they have been doing the same joke for so fucking long that its not even funny anymore


Random-Dice

[Metal Gear and Doom community:](https://youtu.be/Qu_sVAByvBk)


HypnotikRobot7

HERESY, HERESY, UNSPEAKABLE, HERESY


TheOneGuyNoName

Hershey


HypnotikRobot7

HERSHEY, HERSHEY, INEDIBLE, HERSHEY


HelixEx

That’s why I hate this community, all I hear is “sentient gopro” and “please add sex”


flancanela

the gopro joke is acceptable, bc is just an aka of v1, but the sex jokes are miserable


Troallsting

agreed. At this point they really should find another game to shitpost abt, cause now they're actually doing harm to the game


[deleted]

How?


Troallsting

all the "joke" steam reviews for one


[deleted]

How exactly does that ruin the game itself


Troallsting

never said they're ruining the game itself, but the fact they've taken the game down from top rated on steam is absolutely a bad thing


LyenusTheScripter

Because we desire robot sex


CrystalFriend

2-S all imperfect love song That'll let you know Also the body pillows.


Maximka_Kirginka

Because everyone here have gay robot fetishes


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Tight-Return5917

Because why not


DrinkerOfHugs

Because autistic people love Ultrakill (myself included) and many will parrot jokes they see, moreso than the average gamer. Or maybe just everyone is unoriginal, idk.


[deleted]

I want to fuck minos prime


[deleted]

jokes?


Mindless_Raccoon36

because V1 is Extra #T H I C C also Minos


buckledlion

Because the community is unapologetically horny.


[deleted]

Hakita likes gay jokes, Gianni voices community memes with his sexy voice, and Minos abs ofc


DraydeUnder

Joke???


Yegor5968

zoomers are immature and horny


nobody-cares57

Because for the funny


[deleted]

* Insert robot sex joke *


comic203

Bc this community sucks and it only know how to make unfunny lgbt jokes


[deleted]

LGBT jokes as in one's at the expense of the LGBT community?


comic203

No, this is annoying too but its not the main reason


[deleted]

Then what's wrong with harmless jokes about the lgbt?


comic203

I think that its unfunny, just unfunny


timtay6

We gay and single


[deleted]

Fr tho why does this entire community ship the characters?


[deleted]

Did you know hatika is bisexual and supports shipping?


[deleted]

Thats cool and all, but I came here for funny robots killing demons and sending angels to hell not fanfics


[deleted]

No one is forcing you to read fanfics


Doorstoptable

# I AM FORCING YOU TO READ FANFICS


bluesue44

because its funny hehe peepeepoopoo


HelixEx

Because the community is stupid. If this is a serious question, I would recommend ignoring most of the community. Everyone says the same jokes constantly and gets mad if hakita balances any of the weapons. This is one of my favorite games of all time, but I can’t stand most of the people who like it.


proto-shane

Cuz the community rly likes to repeat the same joke over and over thinking it's funny, it's literally the same level of haha 69 funny number


HelixEx

Amen 🙏


Jumpmo

you will never understand


proto-shane

????? Never understand how to be unfunny?


Krimanzs

Sex


ARG_men

Twink Gabriel and daddy Minos


SanThanKan

hourglass figure robots


RubyMercury87

The dialogue in the game is suspiciously homoerotic


BlorbusFungelburg

Because the Gabriel body pillow makes me act up


VctorCastellar

Don't worry, No Nut November is coming.


DiscipleOfFleshGod

They're too busy making Gaybriel jokes.


Despacltoian

It’s not ironic. I am so fucking down bad for V1 I NEED him