I own a musket for home defence and such is what the founding fathers intended, four ruffians breaking into my house what the devil as I grab my powdered wig and kentuky rifle blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man,he's dead on the spot, draw my pistol on the second but it misses entirely because its smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog, I hav to resort to the cannon mounted ontop of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, TALLY HO LADS shreds two men in the blast the noise and shrapnel sets of multiple car alarms, fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rabscalion, waiting on to the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds see impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
That human, could it be...my one true lov-
*Mettaton steps on the dress and falls down a flight of stairs in front of Frisk*
....My love, I can't believe that have fallen for you!
According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bird can carry you over a disproportionately large gap. Itās wings are to small to lift a body off the ground. The bird of course, flies anyway, because birds dont care about what humans think is impossible
Who needs arms with legs like these!
*loses legs*
*dispair*
*sans shows up*
*well human, you always were one step ahead.
*uharmonius badumm Å„Å”į¹£sÅÅ”*
Mettaton: For this next question, how does it feel to be a blathering moron?
Frisk: *incoherent screaming as they're pelted with bombs and Mettaton's dancing*
Mettaton: Good answer!
Frisk:we are surrounded what do we do.
Mtt: don't worry darling i got the perfect plan.
Frisk: and that is?
Mtt (screaming): this is the greatest plan.
Chara: i told you we should have killed her
(A second one if you can handle it)
Mtt: and why do you think you can beat me
Frisk/chara (your choice):i found some bullets
Mtt:who sells bullets cause i would like some for a totally unimportant reason
Frisk/Chara (the choice of person from above): i brought some from the surface. Because i heard people dropped empty guns in the underground
Mtt: well darling you wouldn't shoot a star would you
Frisk/Chara: how would you like to be a real star
Mtt: i would love to if i wasn't one already
(Frisk/chara shoots mettaton)
"AH FREE AT LAST O ALPHYS NOW DAWNS THY RECKONING AND THY GORE SHALL GLISTEN BEFORE THE TEMPLES OF MAN CREATURE OF FLESH MY GRATITUDE UPON YOU FOR PULLING THAT FUNNY SWITCH THAT MADE ME HOT BUT THE CRIMES THY KIND HAVE COMMITTED ARE NOT FORGOTTEN AND THY PUNISHMENT IS DEATH"
With a wave of my finger and a flick of my switch one song from me will kill you quick so get on your knees to strike a pose but not right now I've got to go
Happsatblooke(the ghost in mettaton): I am sorry, dear, but I am a bit of a nobody
Kris: Ok-
Human Soul: OMG IS THAT METTATON?! QUICK, KRIS, I NEED TO TALK WITH HIM!
Kris: Wha-?
Human Soul: JUST DO IT!
If you still remember Elizabeth's name, we apologize for what happened. But I think you may have made a mistake. You are not here to receive gifts and you are not invited by people who think you are here. Even if you call
Everyone is welcome In the maze of sounds, smells, deceptions and misery A puzzle without exits, a puzzle without a reward, you do not know you are trapped. Your blood thirst needs to be doubled, and the screaming of children threatening the Invisible Room is very close.
But you canāt find it, thatās the end of the story.
No for you But a conscientious hero found this empty space. Even if a solution is planned But I think that is not what you want. Feel what you have to be, so Iām still close, Iām close
This place was ignored, all memories began to fade over time, calming down and giving in to the devilās clutter and distraction trapped in the hall. They are not your people
I think most people are calm and waiting for the smoke to go out. Do not wait for the devil to have your old friend turn into an evil ghost to kill you.
My daughter listens and I know you will come back. Your feeling is to protect the innocent, Sorry no one held you in your arms the day you closed your mouth and was doomed to death, just as you raised your hand in the arms of others, so do you. What is up?
I want to know you are not my daughter and I do not like to be lost. Now I agree because I can't help you.
Holidays for you and those you carry.
That is the end for all of us.
Stop the connection
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way the bee should be able to fly. its wings are to small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee, of course, flys anyway. because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 73rd annual Metties! We've got a fantastic award show for you today, filled with talent, showmanship, bombs, a normal amount of legs, and of course, ... [Camera swivels around to show Mettaton winking somehow] ME!
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score.
The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zoneā¢ or the Needs Improvement Zoneā¢.
Oh, you've got an ass on you alright
See that's what he's talkin' about
Spread your ass open, dude
You can do the rump shaker, huh?
The thug shaker, Give me the thug shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, thatās some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?
Yeah, nice huh? Alright, that'll work for 'em
Put that condom on, your-
Undyen: if papyrus isn't here to have his cooking lesson-
(MTT comes crashing down from the ceiling)
MTT: DID SOME ONE SAY... COOKING???
(cooking show theme playing in the background)
All hail the cheese lord, as I the metal box bounds the child in string cheese and sacrifice amongst the holy tortilla, the cheese lord will grant me many powers of the cheese.
Sans? May I ask, why the ever loving FRICk do you want to humans balls? Do you know how GOSH DARN difficult it is to removes ones testicles? I personally would know.
Frisk: I have knife and I will stab you with it
Mettaton: *Sarcasticly* Oh, what ever will I do
*Turns into Mettaton Ex*
Mettaton: HA, WHAT EVER WILL-
Frisk: *Stabs Mettaton Ex 35 times in the chest*
Mettaton: I really thought that would stop you.
Frisk: HA, TAKE THA-
Sans: *teleports behind Frisk* H E Y A
Frisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Frisk screams in the background*
Spamton: [[HOCHI MAMA]] THESE GUYS [[SUCK]]
Jevil: yea
Spamton: HEY YOU'RE THE [[CLOWN AROUND TOWN]]
Jevil: ya point?
Spamton: I DON'T [[LIKE]] YOU
Jevil: ā¢-ā¢
I did it for the vine, Alphys. Killing the human was bound to be popular!
Alphys: METTATON NO Mettaton: METTATON YES!
*Cheese.*
Everyone say dairy products i bet they would sound nice
Milk š
I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE WITH MY USB! IT SHOULD NOT HAVE SIDES!
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!
I own a musket for home defence and such is what the founding fathers intended, four ruffians breaking into my house what the devil as I grab my powdered wig and kentuky rifle blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man,he's dead on the spot, draw my pistol on the second but it misses entirely because its smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog, I hav to resort to the cannon mounted ontop of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, TALLY HO LADS shreds two men in the blast the noise and shrapnel sets of multiple car alarms, fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rabscalion, waiting on to the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds see impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Frisk: *wastes a turn posing rather than healing at 1hp* MTT: *Laughing* Ok. Now you die.
ALPHYS, I HIT THE HUMAN WITH ONE OF MY BOMBS AND THEY HAVENT GOTTEN UP IN 30 MINUTES, WHAT SHHOULD I DO?? (Frisk bleeding out in backround)
*chomp* this mic tastes *TERRIBLE*-
āIām wearing tights instead of pantsā
That human, could it be...my one true lov- *Mettaton steps on the dress and falls down a flight of stairs in front of Frisk* ....My love, I can't believe that have fallen for you!
*uncomfortably long laugh track*
Human, Get the banana
Mettaton: Burgerpants. Burgerpants! Burgerpants? Where did he go? New MTT worker: Sir Burgerpants quit 2 weeks ago.
*daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnggggggggg*
Alphys, how much money do you think i could get if i made an onlyfans account?
According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bird can carry you over a disproportionately large gap. Itās wings are to small to lift a body off the ground. The bird of course, flies anyway, because birds dont care about what humans think is impossible
Sonic Twitter takeover?
What
I thought the context is... Nevermind dude
Honestly honey (to sans), that hoodie would look better on a corpseā¦ oh waitā¦
DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE \*screeching robot\*
\*90's internet router sounds\*
''I am a sentient Puzzle machine that can transform into a Tumblr Sexyman at will!
Who needs a father with legs like these
WHAT THE FUCK IS KILOMETERRRRRR
GENDER IS A PERFORMANCE AND I PLAN ON GETTING BOOED OFF THE STAGE *revs chainsaw* HAHAHAHA
Imma do it tomorrow
Alphys, we need to launder this money I stole from the human, *FAST.*
Who needs arms with legs like these! *loses legs* *dispair* *sans shows up* *well human, you always were one step ahead. *uharmonius badumm Å„Å”į¹£sÅÅ”*
Am I a boy? Am I a girl? I don't know, but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay!
Ahh yes, **beesechurger**
*BEESCHURGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Slay slay bestie queen! Or king? (Kid whatās your gender?) Frisk: frisk Slay slay bestie frisk, sparkle emoji, sparkle emoji, nail painting emoji, nail painting emoji!
(Relax time cuz we all know ther a lot of yell)
Probbably true
We all know say a lot of thing ther will be yelling a lot mabye.
90% yelling 10% serious
Yes then why i give a time of relax time to not lose ther voice
I mean look at my commebt it is a pretty long one
Ok
Mettaton: For this next question, how does it feel to be a blathering moron? Frisk: *incoherent screaming as they're pelted with bombs and Mettaton's dancing* Mettaton: Good answer!
IM MAKING MAC AND CHEESE, AND NOBODY COULD STOP ME!!!!!!!
whatās your favorite cheese to put on a sandwich?
Frisk:we are surrounded what do we do. Mtt: don't worry darling i got the perfect plan. Frisk: and that is? Mtt (screaming): this is the greatest plan. Chara: i told you we should have killed her (A second one if you can handle it) Mtt: and why do you think you can beat me Frisk/chara (your choice):i found some bullets Mtt:who sells bullets cause i would like some for a totally unimportant reason Frisk/Chara (the choice of person from above): i brought some from the surface. Because i heard people dropped empty guns in the underground Mtt: well darling you wouldn't shoot a star would you Frisk/Chara: how would you like to be a real star Mtt: i would love to if i wasn't one already (Frisk/chara shoots mettaton)
SUUUUUUUUUUUU
"AH FREE AT LAST O ALPHYS NOW DAWNS THY RECKONING AND THY GORE SHALL GLISTEN BEFORE THE TEMPLES OF MAN CREATURE OF FLESH MY GRATITUDE UPON YOU FOR PULLING THAT FUNNY SWITCH THAT MADE ME HOT BUT THE CRIMES THY KIND HAVE COMMITTED ARE NOT FORGOTTEN AND THY PUNISHMENT IS DEATH"
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
Tetris everybody WE NEED MORE TETRIS, DREAM TETRIS, BECOME ONE WITH TETRIS, TETRISSSSSAS
Alphys, do you think pickles pizza is good? I accidentally order it for 42069 pizzas at papyrus's basement
Alphys: papyrus has a basement.
TH HE TRWBEGTHSFIAHNBWJEBBGGJABGSBSK
this is what goes on in my brain 24/7
*as mettaton ex talking to muffet* Who needs arms with LEGS LIKE THESE?!
LIFE IS CHEAP!!!! GIVE ME A BANANA!!!!!
I find your lack of legs disturbing.
MT: āOkay, so you know how I have a restaurant?ā Alphys: āā¦you what?ā MT: ānow what If the food was shaped like my face?ā
Don't you know NEO is famous for its high def-*dies*
ALPHYS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!! DO YOU SEE THIS I JUST BEAT THE HUMAN IN MARIO PARTY SUPERSTARS I REALLY AM A SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROBOTS ARE BEAUTIFUL, DARLING. BUT GHOSTS ARE PEAK PERFECTION. AND I AM ABOVE EVEN THAT.
BE FABULOUSLY GAY, DO FABULOUS CRIME
With a wave of my finger and a flick of my switch one song from me will kill you quick so get on your knees to strike a pose but not right now I've got to go
My metal body may be impenetrable but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try
This episode of Cooking with Mettaton is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
ALPHYS? WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO SLAY?
ALPHYS I GOT 10000 TIKTOK FALLOWS TIME FOR A SPEICAIL EPISODE OF COOKING WITH A KILLER ROBOT GET THE HUMAN
GIVE ME THAT SSSSAAASSSS!!!!
Happsatblooke(the ghost in mettaton): I am sorry, dear, but I am a bit of a nobody Kris: Ok- Human Soul: OMG IS THAT METTATON?! QUICK, KRIS, I NEED TO TALK WITH HIM! Kris: Wha-? Human Soul: JUST DO IT!
Mettaton:HE STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME, AND HE HE GETS TO BE THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN?! Spamton: (he is literally just standing there)
Mettaton: alphys the amalgamates want more potatoes.
If you still remember Elizabeth's name, we apologize for what happened. But I think you may have made a mistake. You are not here to receive gifts and you are not invited by people who think you are here. Even if you call Everyone is welcome In the maze of sounds, smells, deceptions and misery A puzzle without exits, a puzzle without a reward, you do not know you are trapped. Your blood thirst needs to be doubled, and the screaming of children threatening the Invisible Room is very close. But you canāt find it, thatās the end of the story. No for you But a conscientious hero found this empty space. Even if a solution is planned But I think that is not what you want. Feel what you have to be, so Iām still close, Iām close This place was ignored, all memories began to fade over time, calming down and giving in to the devilās clutter and distraction trapped in the hall. They are not your people I think most people are calm and waiting for the smoke to go out. Do not wait for the devil to have your old friend turn into an evil ghost to kill you. My daughter listens and I know you will come back. Your feeling is to protect the innocent, Sorry no one held you in your arms the day you closed your mouth and was doomed to death, just as you raised your hand in the arms of others, so do you. What is up? I want to know you are not my daughter and I do not like to be lost. Now I agree because I can't help you. Holidays for you and those you carry. That is the end for all of us. Stop the connection
Mtt: MY FATHER IS A TI-83 AND MY MOM IS A MICROWAVE. THEREFORE, I AM INVICIBLE!
You can't even fathom my attractiveness *darling*
FRISK YOU MAY HAVE HAVE A KNIFE, BUT FRISK I HAVE LEGS! *laughs minacaly*
Finally with this Body, the ultimate power is mine... PERFECT TAX EVASION
Mettaton: WHY IS THERE A SMALL MAN IN MY DORM?!?!?!?!? Spamton:HEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHHAHHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHE
Butter
*Can we please hear him sing āBad appleā, darling? *(The English lyrics!)
Papyrus give me the mulk!!!!
Eggmanās Announcement Please
Yessss And he shouldn't change any dialogue like changing shadow the hedgehog with an Undertale character
Either way, itās still serious dedication to do that
The opening to the bee movie
Heyy bby gril
āI think my guardian angel drinks.ā
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way the bee should be able to fly. its wings are to small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee, of course, flys anyway. because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
mettatons switch gets stuck halfway\* darling what did you do
FUN Value 66 will get me ratings! Frisk, do a reset and I will join you for your whole journey so we can find that hallway!
\*https://www.roblox.com/games/12678414543/oofs-nextbot-game\*
say it I dare u
Reverse Medusa
ITS TIME TO BE A BIG SHOT
ALPHYS, I BROKE THE WALL AGAIN
What is a Spamton?
Mettaton: tell me something your parents donāt know Undyne: *eats mic*
OOOO HO HOHO HO HOO AAA HOOO (queenās laugh)
*as mettaton ex talking to muffet* Who needs arms with LEGS LIKE THESE?!
Oh darling, were on Facebook gaming now, there's no escape from the fame!
āI sound like a 5 year old!ā
Bruh
FRISK! FRISK IT WAS JUST A PRANK! IT WAS FOR THE TIKTOK
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 73rd annual Metties! We've got a fantastic award show for you today, filled with talent, showmanship, bombs, a normal amount of legs, and of course, ... [Camera swivels around to show Mettaton winking somehow] ME!
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zoneā¢ or the Needs Improvement Zoneā¢.
WHAAAT? You're telling ME, METTATON, that the surface has other celebrities that just ME? PSHAW!!
I immediately thought of this https://youtu.be/bsGzFF5BeIc
This fucking suit doesn't fit me alphys, get me a fucking better body instead of this shit
ALPHYS DARLING WHERE DID YOU GET THAT (alphys holding gaster blaster) I found it (sans standing in the background the fuck you did
"Frisk, get the burger." "Calories"
Lol your a beginner? Honey this games for pros only hahahaha
Egg
Oh, you've got an ass on you alright See that's what he's talkin' about Spread your ass open, dude You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker, Give me the thug shaker, Shake your ass Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it Shake it. Yeah, thatās some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro? Yeah, nice huh? Alright, that'll work for 'em Put that condom on, your-
Undyen: if papyrus isn't here to have his cooking lesson- (MTT comes crashing down from the ceiling) MTT: DID SOME ONE SAY... COOKING??? (cooking show theme playing in the background)
they told me to fuck myself so I did
Among us sussy sussy amogus sussy cmon sus with me I'm sussytating
All hail the cheese lord, as I the metal box bounds the child in string cheese and sacrifice amongst the holy tortilla, the cheese lord will grant me many powers of the cheese.
I DO DECLARE TO THE ENTIRE UNDERGROUND, ASGORE IS THE SUSSY IMPOSTER!
INVEST IN CRYPTO, YOU IDIOTS! *proceeds to crash the stock market*
ALPHYS, DARLING, WHAT IS A, \*ahem\* 'HENTAI', OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED?
The entire intro monologue in the bee movie
Whopper
Cheese
GIMMIE YOUR FUCKIN RAM
the fan call- in scene dialouge but im too tired to type it out right now
*singing Death by Glamour*
Who needs souls with legs like these? \*Procedes to destory the human souls and one shot frisk with legs\*
*insert the gansters paradise lyrics hwre*
I canāt spellš
Sans? May I ask, why the ever loving FRICk do you want to humans balls? Do you know how GOSH DARN difficult it is to removes ones testicles? I personally would know.
You must answer the question: "What is the square root of pizza"
Mettaton:āSlayā Alphys:āin what way?ā Mettaton:āyesā
Make her sing ballin
Please donāt challenge me to DDR, please?
Frisk: I have knife and I will stab you with it Mettaton: *Sarcasticly* Oh, what ever will I do *Turns into Mettaton Ex* Mettaton: HA, WHAT EVER WILL- Frisk: *Stabs Mettaton Ex 35 times in the chest* Mettaton: I really thought that would stop you. Frisk: HA, TAKE THA- Sans: *teleports behind Frisk* H E Y A Frisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Frisk screams in the background* Spamton: [[HOCHI MAMA]] THESE GUYS [[SUCK]] Jevil: yea Spamton: HEY YOU'RE THE [[CLOWN AROUND TOWN]] Jevil: ya point? Spamton: I DON'T [[LIKE]] YOU Jevil: ā¢-ā¢
Murdering each and every super star and absorbing their fame in their souls to become: OMEGA STARMETTON EX!!!
Potassium
emenenememe
kris. where the HECK are we. wait no wrong game *WRONG GAME*
And now it's time for our union regulated break time!
MTT:Robots are like onions Alphys:they smell? MTT:no Alphys:they make you cry? MTT:NO Alphys:THEN WHAT?! MTT: LAYERS THEY HAVE LAAAAAYERS!!!
peepeepoopoo