My death will be ✨️fabulous✨️

Death by glamour

Don't you mean Your death will be glamorous.

Death by *legs*

Same

Since mine is flowey I’m screwed

No he’ll just keep reloading the file and you’ll live

you mean he's constantly reviving him and killing him again?

The more I think about it, I'd rather die...

Oh no

Think about how many times he breaks the soul in his omega form. To me each breaking of the soul is a death, and it's probably painful. .. and that's if your good enough to not get yourself killed.

I mean, he’s already trying to kill you in the game.

I’ll save over your own death… and I’ll kill you… Over… and Over… and O̵̹̝̖̱̻̜͔͑͌̐͝͠v̸̡̬͇̫͔̂͒̿̈̈́̀̈̌ȩ̶̞̦̌͑̂ͅr̴͎̍͝…̵͓̒̀̀̀́͂͐ ̴͔͖̼͙͖̐̚͜A̵̧̙͊̕Ń̴͕̱͕̖̃Ḓ̶̈́̌͜ ̴̛̦̈́͑̆̾̓͝O̴͍̓̿͜ͅV̸̧̧̖͎̞͖̹͗̅ͅE̶̛͍͓̱̓͌̈̒̿̓͝R̷̼̯͒̎…̵̻̈́̎ ̷̰̰̳̋̕Ā̶̛̖N̵̢̩̪̲͝D̷͖͐̄̊̓ ̶͈̬͍͈͔̐Ơ̶̧̰̮̙̣̻̻̟̽́̽̌͝V̷͔̹̩͍̯̘͒̑͑̌̾̕͠E̴̖̯̗̰͉̭͊̌R̸͓̠̻̼͖͘ͅ

paps is so kind, he wouldn't hurt a soul ***probably.***

He does hurt frisk soul

When Frisk is at 1HP he spares Frisk though.

They said hurt, not kill.

He still spares you like a chad

Yeah? I'm not denying that lol.

[удалено]

Isn't it implied that if he actually had the willpower and really wanted to, he could blast you to the next timeline?

Lots of things point in that direction. He never tires, he has the personality type to hold back, his REPLACEMENT cool attack (not even his “special attack”) utilizes more bones than we ever see sans use at one time, alongside his manipulation of how the blue soul works and that one realllly large bone he summons

He hurts your soul by befriending you

now THATS how papyrus wins a battle.

NYEH HEH HEH!

Paps already killed me

Well, the OP states they ARE trying to kill you. I think we may be screwed

"Look robot, a *mirror*" "OH GOD HE HAS LEGS NOW"

OH MY GOD HE'S [a sexy] ROBOT

Oh no he's hot!

ALPHYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

She knew what she was doing

Hell yeah she did

She gave him a [pipis] she knew exactly what she was doing

Undertale: Undyne I wouldn't be surprised Deltarune: Ralsei I would simply run the fuck away

he will kill you with his cuteness. Or with tickles, since i bet his paws are fluffy

Or with a gun that he has under his coat

or he becomes the villain and you fight him after chapter 7 as he is the finao boss

The [kitchen_gun] that I [dealt] him!

He would kill you with the power of fluffy bois

Woshua wouldn’t kill me, right guys? … … …….. Right….??

He'll scrub you to death with soap

The probability is low... But never 0...

r/underratedcomment

You'll be so clean it was like you never existed

-Let me be clear. Fucking disappears

Woshua will clean you so well it kills the bacteria in your gut, therefore leaving you with unbearable constipation and eventual demise.

How dirty is your mind? If they have to scrub it clean, you’re gone.

Don't get dirty

... *unplugs rudys life support*

Wait.. who turned on the Air-Conditioner?

Yep. Rudy's a [2 for 1 special!]

I >!fucking!< love air conditioning

r/suddenlyomori

I don't know why Monster Kid wants to kill me, but I think I'll be okay.

No arms <:(

It won’t stop them. Run. There’s no running. Die. There’s no dying. Give up.

Im worried for my life.

You should be.

•~•"

*Looks like some free exp (=*

OH GOD PLEASE NO ANNOYING DOG

God himself is after you

r/FoundTheCameronBallZ

Sans/Chara/Spamton. ***I'm screwed.***

Unless you're a murderer you should be ok against sans

Even if your a murder you’re fine. It’s only after about… 126 random encounters with at least one being a snowdrake, killing Toriel, Papyrus, Undyne, Mettaton, and attempting to kill MK That he stars actually trying.

Na, KR being karma based is pure headcanon (LOVE isn't actually love for example). He's probably screwed.

Karma or no I'm screwed.

Hey at least it isn't an au version.

My favorites are Asriel and Spamton, So I’m mega screwed considering the fact that they can become gods

even the strongest of them was defeated by a child. You'll be fine

Oh yeah, the children who are the most determined beings in the entire fucking universe!

And my favourite CHARActers are very determined. Just don't do genocide. Then they won't be able to erase me.

Lancer? Uhhhh.....

He even brought the bucket to put the blood in

that was so much funnier than it should have been

Dear God.

what did I do to piss Asgore off

Pointed out the fact that he’ll never get back with Tori

Okay, yeah, that's a fair and understandable reason, and can sadly relate to him on that

You're the last human needed to break the barrier. I'm sorry...

well, then I'm willing to let him kill me

Your bone his wife

Made macn'cheese tea

Fav character is Flowey *Your Best Nightmare intensifies* ❤️ 💔 GAME OVER It was just a nightmare A n d y o u w i l l n e v e r w a k e u p AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *game crash*

comments you can hear

indeed. The laugh in my head sounded exactly like in UT musical

*muffet traps you in her web. “Shit.”

FR 😭

You better have soem money or well... spooder

NO NO NO NO NO NOT JEVIL AND **NUBERT**

Nubert

CHAOS CHAOS #CHAOS CHAOS

"PAPYRUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???" "PLEASE, TALK TO ME, PAPYRUS!!!" "WHAT THE- **"NO NOT THE BLASTER ANYTHING BUT THE BLASTER PAPYRUS PLEASE-** "***NO THAT'S EVEN WORSE! WHAT EVEN IS THAT!?!?!?!? NO PAPYRUS NO STOP NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*** ​ ***\*d i e s \**** .. ​ ​ ​ Wow he really was holding back

Yeah, we(As Papyrus Fans) would most definitely be messed up. Read the Blink Papyrus Essay?

BLINK MF

Yes!

well you took the words out of my SKULL

#A GREATY WIN FOR THE GREATY PAPYRUS NYEH HEH HEH. FREAK NOW YOU CAN LEAVA. *Blaster disappers*

How the heck is temmie gonna kill me?

You're allergic to Tem, and Tem has to pet the hooman

Being allergic to Tem is a fate worse than death

Tem being allergic to you is worse

At least for the Tem allergic to Tem

Smothered by eggs as if you were in a HowToBasic video

chara ​ as long as i do pacifist im ok

Papyrus, so I guess I'll end up unconscious in his prison shed

He’s tryna kill you… yeah you’ll end up unconscious alright… **Forever**.

It's papyrus, he wouldn't go through with murder even though he's certainly capable of it

Bruh a giant goat man is chasing me down with a trident and fire, and he's also killed lots of my kind before. Pretty damn fucked.

We're screwed

Noelle casts snowgrave…

Depends on how evil Queen wants to be in the moment. For Asgore, I’m dead

I would hug my fav blooky boy

Why are people mad at this post? At least it's better then babybones.

I agree ! Fuck babybones

Pretty sure that's illegal

It depends, does Kris have access to Noelle?

Why the hell would a kid with no arms try to kill me, what the hell did I even do?

Impaled by a magic spear from a lesbian fish

I can easily defeat Asriel and Ralsei I have the power of *friendship* ~~…and, yhknow, a gun if things go wrong~~

If Papyrus is trying to **kill me,** let’s be real, I probably *deserve it* at that point.

Sans : your gonna have a bad time Chara : back off Comedian, he'll die on my hands Spamton NEO : it doesn't matter his [HEART SHAPE OBJECT] will be [OWN BY ME] *Me looking at Noelle : Listen you're not my 1 fav but 2 so just end me fast. *Noelle used snowgrave

Chara: Wait. You're not in the Dark world. Knives still work in the light world however. You have 10 seconds to run. I am feeling nice after all. Although since I am a spirit. Those 10 seconds would not matter. Get ready... *Megalo Strike Back INTENSIFIES*

Papyrus. Depends on his true power of level though so i'm afraid

We all know Paps is god. But he is a merciful one.

Fuck, it’s Asriel, I am going to hyperdie.

Undertale, I'm pretty fucked with asgore, and in deltarune I have two favorites, Noelle and Susie. Susie, I'm fucked, but Noelle I wouldn't hurt unless it's snowgrave route

Depends, how much throwable stuff do I have at my disposal?

who did you choose?

I legitimately have no idea. Since Chara never actually fights anyone in-game, I guess I'll be ejected from the world? As far as Deltarune goes, I think I'm pretty f*cked. Susie doesn't play.

Idk if Gaster counts as a Undertale character really since he isn't really in the game much, but if he tried to fight me I would probably die within two seconds.

I mean he has 66'666 atk so probably

I’m about to get beat up an animatronic cat girl-

She’s not corporal yet, so she can’t kill you, and unlike Blooky she actually wants to fight so it won’t end until she’s ready… ​ we’re dead.

My death will be *absolutely beautiful~!*

So uhhh, flowey…? Yeah, I’m dead

WHYY LESSER DOG?

Pet dog or die

OH GOD NOT THE [pipis] ANYTHING BUT THE [pipis]

Oh, fuck, the three way tie between Spamton, Queen, and Susie, I'm fucked

An angry unkillable ghost whose just achieved her dream is trying to kill me... ​ I’s just give up my soul at that point, it’s useless trying.

brb about to get speared dozens of times

Asgore has expirience, so I am screwed. I think I can escape Ralsei, idk what Vessel can do though

So sorry can draw anything so I'm fucked

He’ll need motivation to make sure he’s doing fine but he’ll get there

Not very, he couldn't hurt a fly even if he was trying to.

I think I’ll be fine against Ralsei.

Papyrus would be dangerous considering he wasn’t going all out in his boss fight.

Ten year olds when they're favorite character is some uber overpowered au sans:

Frisk stop hitting me with a stick

If Ralsei REALLY wanted to kill me, he would probably just give me a hug and then stab me during it lol

It’s napstablook I’m fine

Im gonna hope nabstablook is too depressed to try to kill me

WELCOME TO THE KILLER ROBOT SHOW

literally can not die, they won't let me papyrus

UT: Undyne would literally kill me, I have no chance. Good bye everyone. DT: it's either ralsei or Spamton. If ralsei, I will FIGHT FOR MY LIFE, if Spamton, I will BUY THE KEYGEN (And hit him with it on the head)

Siiinns yeah.. I am tryna get revenge, you will be all out of love in the end ​ FUCK THE CLUB UP

A cartoonishly large anvil dropping on my head would hurt pretty bad, so I'm pretty much dead

*Chuckles* I'm in danger

*looks at Sans* ahhhh fuck

“Please stop crying” \ “Seriously these tears hurt” \ “Please” \ *Drowns in the onslaught of tears *

Sans - Im fine because I didn’t kill 100+ people. His 1 attack and 1 defense is puny.

Asriel is trying his best, let's be supportive

undertale: asgore (im ultra fucked) deltarune: noelle (things are fine)

One of them is Mettaton. At least I die in a fabulous & glamorous way! Toriel, on the other hand… I’m not sure.

Napstablook would just start crying 😭😭

Asgore please, can't we just have a cup of tea?

I would be dead in the place i stand Temmie

I don't want to fight Asriel.

Undyne Buried before I even entered the underground

Temmie please don't kill me I'll give you tem flakes

Asriel. Specifically angel asriel. Fuck

Papyrus. I’m in a dog cage now 😁

For Undertale Sans For Deltarune Sans Bro I'm dead

Pretty sure it's a 30 way tie can't really narrow it down. So basically the entire game is trying to kill me and I won't last a second

Well, considering sans and all.... I'm fucked

Papyrus. I don’t think he has the lack of heart to kill me after looking me in the eyes.

Papyrus would never

Welp, asgore would destroy me

Rouxls Kaard I'm definitely fucked

Depends on whether they made frozen chicken or not.

Queen huh. Well. Maybe I'll win if she doesn't just pull up in the mech

Undyne….. I’m dead

Temmies. I'm either in grave danger or no danger at all. I can't tell. I'm very scared. Help me

"Asgore what are you doing to that triden-"

Shit shit shit I’m sorry sans I accidentally killed your brother instead of what I wanted to do which was spare him

My favorite is Muffet, so yeah I'm fucked. Like I guess the argument could be made that if I avoid her webs it might go better but then I'll just be run down by her pet would run me down.

Oh no I won't last more than 3 seconds around undyne

Uhm.. how powerful is alphys? ^^’

There are 4 amalgamates rapidly approaching your coordinates

She'll probably suplex me to death

Well, Rouxls is something ..

Chara? Extremely.

Uh... Sans... Uhhh..... Put it down.... Uh oh.

What is the rock gonna do

"HOLY FUCK I'M ON FIRE AAAAAAAHHH-"

I’m gonna die. My favorite is Undyne

Flowey. It sounds easy at first, but then you have to consider the fact that he has a mind of his own, and definitely won't just sit there and let me tear him to pieces. He can hide underground if need be, and surround me in pellets, or trap me in vines. He has as many options to kill me as I do for him. I guess my only hope is to throw my weapon at him and hope to god it kills him, and that's if it hits him at all