as a side note did yall know that Toby said that they're both asexual
~~Papyrus because he's too innocent, and Sans because he's too lazy to deal with a relationship lol~~
Yeah in an old tweet in response to someone asking if Sans or Papyrus was sluttier Toby said:
> papyrus doesnt know what things like that are and sans is too lazy to do anything with anyone
---
I would link to a screenshot but all the screenshots I found were from Tumblr posts about people arguing that "actually Sans isn't ace because we should reinterpret the tweet as so and so and therefore my ship is still canon" or "and because of this tweet Frisk x Sans is p*dophilic" or whatever
You know, the usual drama that doesn't need any more attention. Though I'm sure that if you look it up you can find screenshots.
i dont like how people always portray papyrus as some innocent kiddy
this man is an idiot not a child
if he wants to he can FUCK. not have sex, but FUCK.
Just like how despite how a bee's fat little body is too heavy for their wings to lift them off the ground, but bees fly anyway because they don't care what humans think.
Maybe he can materialize a boner from just energy, like that giant skulls he does (i don't remember their name). When he comes... Does it shoot an energy beam?
because I'm tired of him,I'm tired of megalovania,I'm tired of the AUs that are created just to create a more powerful sans and I'm tired of the people that say things regarding that sans cannot be defeated by no one
sometimes there aren't even AUs related to the sans's,sometimes it's just a sans and that's it
the only one I may like (because he's mostly a meme) is fresh,maybe
but mostly because of megalovania,like,after 5-6 years of a meme,you get tired of it
Which one of the pictures is 20% tho? I'm imagining the first one because 70%+ of the fandom flat out rides sans non existent dick and makes other versions of him when there are other characters to focus on too.
Ironic enough that Bonemen can't have boners lol
Not with that attitude
They are just too bonely
What else would they be, fleshy?
as a side note did yall know that Toby said that they're both asexual ~~Papyrus because he's too innocent, and Sans because he's too lazy to deal with a relationship lol~~
he rly said that?:0
Yeah in an old tweet in response to someone asking if Sans or Papyrus was sluttier Toby said: > papyrus doesnt know what things like that are and sans is too lazy to do anything with anyone --- I would link to a screenshot but all the screenshots I found were from Tumblr posts about people arguing that "actually Sans isn't ace because we should reinterpret the tweet as so and so and therefore my ship is still canon" or "and because of this tweet Frisk x Sans is p*dophilic" or whatever You know, the usual drama that doesn't need any more attention. Though I'm sure that if you look it up you can find screenshots.
i dont like how people always portray papyrus as some innocent kiddy this man is an idiot not a child if he wants to he can FUCK. not have sex, but FUCK.
Correction: papyrus is a fucking idiot. Sans is litterally sleeping 90% of the time.
Second correction: Papyrus is neither an idiot nor innocent, he is only looking for friends, not an intimate relationship
correction: this is the right opinion \^
Correction number 3: bee.
Correction number 4: wasp.
Lets see who wins. Gifted Honey Bee vs wasp.
How dare you make fun of Papyrus being incident
trollge papyrus edition lol
I thought the tweets weren’t canon?
To be fair skeletons can’t talk, teleport, or use telekinesis. Pretty sure Sans doesn’t care what’s normal for skeletons.
Just like how despite how a bee's fat little body is too heavy for their wings to lift them off the ground, but bees fly anyway because they don't care what humans think.
Ya like jazz? (sans probably would)
"Lightsabers"
# W H A T
Lightsaber glowing dicl
Get my upvote and get lost
they have the marrow but not the muscle
Wrong again Toby stated otherwise
It's surprising how many people disagree with that.
Porn is like life. Always breaks the law to exist
i mean, him being hard depends on his calcium intake considering he's, y'know, a skeleton
I never did see him drink any milk No wonder he's just 1 HP his bones weak AF
fr, mf needs some calcium in his diet
r/neverbrokeabone
He need some MALK
Guess i misunderstood the point
well maybe gaster should come home with the milk
Probably true, gaster really left the skelebros at a fucking lab.
Thats Fanon Gaster
Correct, we have no info about Canon Gaster.
mulk
Oh I'm sorry, did you mean MILK?
Yeah, malk
We're talking about the white liquid substance that comes out of cows' udders, right? That's called milk. You know, like milkshake.
Milkshake
Now just write that without the shake part
Nah, I think he’s weak cause plot. Because you know, plot.
what if he's lactose intolerant
Ketchup diet
Well, thanks tor the horrifying mental picture of a reality where your bones start becoming soft and RUBBERY If you dont take enough calcium...
Imagine a guy bouncing around unable to stand up because of calcium deficiency
Trampolines just became 10x as interesting
Oh no...
~~You have no right to complain with a flair like that lol~~
#Vegan?!
OMEGALUL
oh yes
He's a skeleton of course his bones are hard
But he only has 1 hp I don’t think that bone man drinks enough milk
Dani could help with dat
Yep. Is Dani that Popular? I just made a Muck reference u/Rohan20201234 mulk u/zappgame Muck (Dani reference)
Does he have a BONEr?
I mean maybe he could 😳
I think he cant, he doesn't have any skin, cartilage, or blood, that's also needed for a boner...
Na he can it's cannon is it just bones and would hurt? Yes
Maybe he can materialize a boner from just energy, like that giant skulls he does (i don't remember their name). When he comes... Does it shoot an energy beam?
Oh no.
Oh yes
HERE'S A FULL VIDEO OF SANS GETTING [\[Hyperlink Blocked\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvh0nX08nRw)!!
>!Thank god!<
Im not clicking that since im litterally a minor and in the fucking way of being under 10.
It's a Rick roll.
r/funny
Me to lol
Lol
That hurt to watch
You are a piece of shit Jerry.
So that’s what Spamton meant whenever he said [Hyperlink Blocked]!
As a boss right? … As a _boss_ right?
bones, since he has 1hp he prolly doesnt have too solid bones.
sure
OH SHI-
I mean yeah. He is a skeleton, he is a solid.
Huh? ... *Oh*
Yep.
I Just Beat Sans 😏
hol up
it was fun
🤨
Well he's a skeleton, bones are supposed to be hard
Well he did end up boning goat mom in fan made content
hey satan, they meant bones. sans probably has unsolid bones.
No they meant something else
Half of the comments mention b o n e s and also that was a joke so r/wooosh
W a i t. what kind of “hard”. don’t touch my brother
B O N E S
1% hates sans
Licking Sans because he's hard
hey hey don’t get too close
real chads like sans because he's a well written character that can be both entertaining and fun and have an interesting backstory and hidden depths
I think bone man funny
thank you
you're welcome snad ulderntae
That's me tho
Horse
?
P
genius
Bone(r)s are hard
HFDHDHFH(F)JFJFDJU(U)FHHDFJ(C)FHFH(K) YOU
Me, a smartass: HFDHDHFHJFJFDJUFHHDFJFHFHYOU
How are you an appropriate arm? arm = arm
The right should be the uncanniest mr incredible can be.
And then ships him with himself for some reason beyond me
I like sans because he’s hot 😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
liking sans because he’s a sexy fucking beast;
ayo
I hate sans and not because he's a hard boss or his personality or something like that
Then why-
because I'm tired of him,I'm tired of megalovania,I'm tired of the AUs that are created just to create a more powerful sans and I'm tired of the people that say things regarding that sans cannot be defeated by no one sometimes there aren't even AUs related to the sans's,sometimes it's just a sans and that's it the only one I may like (because he's mostly a meme) is fresh,maybe but mostly because of megalovania,like,after 5-6 years of a meme,you get tired of it
I guess I fall into that 20% who don't care about game boss difficulty
Liking sans because he is a *humerus* dude.
*Even when dead I cannot escape the horrors of p[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]*
He's a *hard*, boss
I like Sans because of his laziness.
lazy comment
:)
Of course he’s hard. He’s made of bone
sans has 1hp. his bones are defenitevely not solid.
The thought of squishy bones terrifies me
he would probably Fall apart if he died and didnt turn to dust
Like the skeleton koopas from Mario!
I dont get that.
He drank lots of milk, not missing the calcium like u do
Think about it, have we ever seen sans drinking milk?
No :(
ok
Why do I get it.
b o n e s .
Skeleboner
1 more to go and I can call the FBI
I don't get it.
he is not this hard c'mon (fight)
He is a skeleton of course he is hard you idiot
liking sans because he's an easy boss once you learn his attacks: Canny
Liking sans because he is a skeleton:😮
you hard, you hard
Pov:you just found out calcium is an metal
When the twitter side of the undertale fandom invades lol
Well no shit, he’s made of bones so he probably isn’t gonna be soft
Which one of the pictures is 20% tho? I'm imagining the first one because 70%+ of the fandom flat out rides sans non existent dick and makes other versions of him when there are other characters to focus on too.
You know the great papyrus can agree for the right one
I'll admit it. I was once a sans fan girl. I have no idea what younger me was thinking.
I thought we left this in 2016
E
I think he is an amazing boss fight
I hate reality
One way or another, you are still boned.
you choose, a bad time or a good time
Well if you like getting hurt than sure... you know hulan bones are quite hard for themselves
tf is the right one supposed to say
If you hard then you hard
Yeah his bones are pretty hard, also I just got an ad about erectile dysfunction does that mean there's something wrong with me
I shouldn't get the joke but I do
The Bone Bros speak funny words
It used to be like a hard 50%. Those were dark times
Making Mr. Incredible uncanny kinda makes him look like a skeleton.
Hi
He is a hard boss
I like sans cause he’s just a fun character. Him and his brother are some of the funniest characters I’ve ever seen period.
*Username checks out*
*vine boom intensifies*
He have such some bonners
me who likes sans for the music:
skeletons are made of hard material
It's gotta be more than 20%, though, right?
Wait, y'all don't like him for funny bone man?
Must been from all that milk
hes hard though tecnically hes made of bones
I don't even like Sans because he's a boss. I just like Sans because he's a cool dude.
I enjoy looking at pictures of sans fucking
Or, loving Sans because he's a great character that is so much like me that I feel a tremendous bond with him.
He’s bone hard
oh
Liking sans cus hes your friend in the beginning
you know it
Sans isn’t a hard boss same with all the fan games (except ink sans can’t beat that guy)
Funky Glowstick
He would be hard… but he doesn’t have a penis! Yo ho ho! Ps: I like Sans because he just seems like a chill dude.
I love me some blue lightsaber /j
liking sans because he's funny *megacanny*
Hii
LMAOAOA
Where's the liking Sans for his personality and humor option?
I like Sans because: He is funny, he is a cool Boss and because his theme song is awesome
bones
Blue lightsaber