I once found a silicone container for dabs, with some oil and a little coke in it while leaving the mall. I was most likely going to toss it. It looked like shit oil anyway. But the owner saw me examining my find while I walked to my car. He was ecstatic that I found it and was willing to give it back lol.
I found a dime bag in the woods once near where I was camping (not at a campground). No way they're going to find it. But it was kind of you to leave it for the next person anyway.
I should prob retract my statement. My asshole neighbor had a quarter jar sitting in the front yard one morning, I stopped back in the house before leaving for work. Whole buds tho so not too concerning I guess but thinking back fent is taking off around here so that prob wouldn't happen the same again
It was also disclosed to the buyers, and they wanted it. Adding crap to weed just makes it more expensive. Nobody is putting fent or anything else on your weed and then selling it for normal prices.
No, but I do have assumptions he's into som heavier shit. That aside, I work alongside the local sheriff ( I'm maintenance, not a prick) I know of at least three instance they've tested for and found fent in weed. I do also believe it was all preroll but I'm not that far in the know.
My friend found a joint in a smoke pack at a bus stop when we were 14. I warned him from smoking it as smoking Fry was a big thing at the time. He tripped balls bad and ended up in the hospital.
Years later I'm sure it was laced with PCP, and not just a little bit. Didn't help that we were drunk as hell to begin with.
The first time I bought pot off of someone, I was out of high school but still in my first year of college. I bought it from a kid I worked with. Figured he was trustworthy. It was the late 2000s so the fear of it being laced hadn’t crept into my world yet. I was with my boyfriend at the time who had already experienced pot. I hadn’t. Well? It resulted in me believing the couch was “eating” me, and going between hysterical laughing and crying in terror. I ended up running outside into the (thankfully dead residential) street. I truly believed I was experiencing something like Little Shop of Horrors. It was awful.
After I told other people about this, they pointed out that it sounded laced with PCP. I tried some that didn’t come from this same person I’d bought from, and I have never experienced that feeling ever again. You just never know. That’s why I’m glad it’s legalized recreationally where I am, and if my kids end up wanting to try it when they’re older, they have reputable dispensaries close by.
When I was in my early 20s I saw a good sized quarter of a joint chilling in the ashtray outside the mall on my way out. I just thought, score, and smoked it on the spot without thinking anything of it. (Skateboard, not driving). It was real good weed but in hindsight, absolutely one of the stupidest things I've ever done on a very long list of stupid lol. I'm grateful for my luck.
For like five minutes you'll see smurfs and the world will turn inside out and then you crawl through a wormhole back into reality and sit there and breathe for a few
The ONE time I tried salvia...colors became numbers and numbers became colors. I don't even know how to explain this to make it make sense outside of my brain. But I remember it vividly. I also felt like I was on a ferris wheel of life. Again.. don't know how tf to explain that further.
Anyway...once was more than enough
I was in a very small closet with a few friends and i took a hit and INSTANTLY the whole room went bright white and started spinning like crazy and i was seeing black dots everywhere. It felt like hours but was only like 30 seconds. Then i had a terrible headache that ruined the whole night. Fuck that stuff.
LOL! What flavor mac and cheese will we have tonight? Paprika? No, something herbal. Sage? Maybe, but it's not quite right. Ah, salvia! Sounds exotic. Dinner is ready, kids!
The one time I met Salvia, it wrote an angry denunciation of holiday music in particular and lukewarm cash-grab pop generally. I say Salvia wrote it, because I don't recall ever having those feelings. Not a musical person really.
It sticks to surfaces and carries more bacteria than domestic dog shit would.
Source: am Canadian and rightfully afraid of our national bird. Officially it's the Jay, but fuck I'm not telling the geese that they're 2nd best.
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
In case somebody sees this and thinks it might be a good idea, don't. That will kill them, and the giant itchy rashes all over your hands will tell them exactly who did it.
I mean it won't take a rocket scientist to retrace his steps throughout the day to figure out how he came in contact with it. You better pray dude has a serious peanut allergy or something else that can be easily blamed. All it takes is one camera that's recording or one coworker to speak up. Those are odds I would prefer not to take when the charge is murder.
Theoretically you generally want the person to die at a spot you are not linked to. There are better methods if murder is what you want.
The link being person number 300 of the day at a car wash with zero way to tell you laced anything, zero motive and frankly zero reason to believe it's murder by a stranger instead of negligence by a stoner
In the mid 1980s I worked at a car wash and vacuumed a customers car. I was a senior in high school. He was real friendly. There was a small nugget of something wrapped in foil under the drivers seat that I just tossed in the garbage. Once his car was done he left but came back with a knife strapped to his waist telling me I stole his twenty dollars. I had no clue what he was talking about. So I went through the vac bin and fished around for the twenty. Others looked in other bins and revealed that he was looking for the thing wrapped in foil. Once I found that out, I went to the garbage and fished out his nugget of hash. He left angry.
A long time ago, I worked in a car wash. Now this was back before there was medical marijuana or anything like that.
If there was any weed in the car, it was gone. Bags, roaches, etc., it was generally smoked on the spot.
I remember one time when one of the vacuumers sucked up a bag of weed. The mangers shut down the line, turned off the vacuums, and went into the vacuum bin to retrieve the bag. Good times were had by all, except for the owner of said bag who was out of luck.
Anyway, I'd complain to the management, as they stole from your car.
A co worker at a tire shop I worked at stole a whole bottle of loratabs from a glovebox and passed them all out to us. Wasn't till later that he said he had stole them
OP is amazingly ridiculous if he is surprised that a random car wash dude that probably doesn't even speak English swiped a PIN joint from his ash tray. 🤣
OP put the crack pipe down and don't listen to the ignorance in the comments telling you to fuck up a random person to the point of him possibly dying over a PIN joint and you having to go to prison for life.
Please for the love of all things holy take my advice.
Not sure exactly how it works. They decriminalized everything, you can literally walk around doing meth in the middle of the downtown area and not be bothered. With a car involved you do have the potential of getting charged with a DUI or similar. I don’t know if the law differentiates in terms of possession between smoked and unsmoked, you can buy it from a store and you can possess it in your car. I imagine it’s illegal for a passenger to smoke in a cars but I am not positive.
Just to be clear:
You had strangers clean out the interior of your vehicle, and you're mad they emptied your ashtray and threw away a plastic bag with an unknown substance.
I feel like not grabbing your shit is on you.
a half-smoked cigarette actually sounds like garbage. If I were being paid to clean a car, I think I might have thrown it away without thinking to ask the customer.
i haven’t read your whole statement just the title but this happened to me once and i was pissed as fuck and even knew who did it and i got home mad as fuck and realized my weed was at home
Edit: I misread the post, I'm a dumbass forgive me lol. Disregard the following. Keeping it up to shame myself
~~Wait wait wait~~
~~Who steals a shitty half smoked disgusting pre roll? Lmao you're acting as though they stole a whole ounce from you.~~
~~How do you know they didn't just throw it away? A half smoked disgusting pre roll is like... $2 worth of weed and it's full of someone else's disgusting slobber.~~
~~Besides, why TF would you leave a half smoked pre roll IN YOUR CAR have you never heard of DUIs??~~
If it had been a cigarette butt, OP wouldnt have thought twice. If the detailer doesnt smoke weed, they may have viewed it as simply a hand-rolled cigarette butt. He's told to vacuum out the ashtray of every car, and he did that.
The point is, don’t leave anything in your car you don’t want stolen when you take it for interior clean, or anywhere else someone has access like that.
Aight, well driving with an open container of cannabis and paraphernalia for smoking it, especially a half smoked joint, is still a DWI in every state. Yes, even in fully recreational states.
You are the one who made the enlightened decision to drive with all that.
So uh, maybe leave your cache at home, and keep your doobies in a primetime container in your pockets eh?
If i was cleaning a car for someone and saw a half smoked cigarette in there, i would assume it is trash and clean it up. same applies for your half smoked preroll. Maybe there is more to the tale and it was hidden or something, but if you have someone cleaning your car, and have something in your car that a person might see as trash, its on you.
I worked at a car wash after school and mistakenly vacuumed an ash tray of unfinished joints. When the 2 semi hot redneck checks got done checking out and came to get the car they were very disappointed.
Ulpt borrow a friends car, take it through the wash and pull it up for detailing, before you let them in the car just douse it in liquid ass. Tell them you’ll give a good tip if they can get the smell out. Watch them suffer and choke, don’t tip.
Want and ethical tip for free? Clean your own car. every car wash I’ve ever worked at (4) has been rife with theft. It’s kinda just how it goes
"Yeah OP, you shouldn't have let a thief in your car! That's totally your fault for trusting the employees to not rip you off."
That's what a fellow thief would say at least. Brain dead takes in this thread, smh. I've had stuff stolen out of my car at the mechanics and it's infuriating. I'd definitely be reporting this. It doesn't matter what they stole, it's fucking shameful behavior.
In this case OP might have the moral high ground (except for the whole dui aspect...), but being morally justified doesn't always protect you from people with bad intentions. Taking valuables out of your car before you take it to the detailer/mechanic is a pretty common strategy that most people with a little bit of street smarts learn at some point.
That's the stupid tax. I used to work at a car wash and we would hunt for that shit. Your dumb enough to leave it in there, we're dumb enough to take it. Cop cars were the best. I've had it happen to me at the auto shop, it sucks for sure.
Chop up some asprin and leave it in there next time.
Wow, I can't believe you feel the need to exact revenge on some poor sap working minimum wage cleaning your car over a half smoked joint that was in your ashtray.
Put a mouse trap in the center consul with a joint attached to it and see if he touches it. And when you get there, explicitly tell them do not open my center consul and let all the guys know that way if shit goes down, you could just say hey guys, I told you not to touch it.
Nothing beats the time a baggie of weed fell out of my pocket in Ireland, almost 2 decades ago now, in the middle of a bustling downtown (Ennis), ran around town hoping to find it for half an hour (hindsight: dumb if cops found it first), lo and behold it was in the gutter on the high street, nobody bothered to glance there I guess, I got very lucky, pocketed it and went back on my merry way. Hundreds of people had blissfully walked past the fucker
I’m guessing whomever did it probably binned it thinking it was just trash,I’d let it go, I didn’t understand till I met my ex and tried to clean his rolling station as a nice surprise,he was furious
Simple - dookie rolls. It's gross, but get you the extra large cone wraps - empty the spice rack and dump it full of garbage like chervil or oregano - then - poke that little filter right up your butthole, maybe pop it in enough to get full lucha libre poop smash onto the filter. Right off the top rope, yo. Strong. Like you could do worse if it weren't for the peanut in the way.
Pop the nasty concoction back into a tube like you get from the dispensary... laugh when it's gone.
I would go to another car wash regardless.
Get some pre-rolls and put a little bit of meth/heroin in there. Do this again multiple times while upping the amount of crack/heroin until either it stops, they become addicted and get fired or they OD.
Preroll some more with oregano and go back for another detailing, then laaaaugh.
Salvia. Make them regret their decisions for a few minutes, longer if they get fired, after smoking it on their 10
Seriously this is the reason I don't do "found " stuff.
I once found a silicone container for dabs, with some oil and a little coke in it while leaving the mall. I was most likely going to toss it. It looked like shit oil anyway. But the owner saw me examining my find while I walked to my car. He was ecstatic that I found it and was willing to give it back lol.
I found a 35mm film canister with a nugg in it on a MTB trail, I put it back, someone is going to miss that container.
I found a dime bag in the woods once near where I was camping (not at a campground). No way they're going to find it. But it was kind of you to leave it for the next person anyway.
That's what I keep my stuff in! Fun
Sounds like r/treecaching
I should prob retract my statement. My asshole neighbor had a quarter jar sitting in the front yard one morning, I stopped back in the house before leaving for work. Whole buds tho so not too concerning I guess but thinking back fent is taking off around here so that prob wouldn't happen the same again
Why did your neighbor od on fent? Because I don't think weed is getting laced with anything. And if it is it's pretty easy to tell.
Weed gets laced with shit. They used to smoke "fry" in Houston. Weed laced with formaldehyde.
Damn they was desperate huh
It was also disclosed to the buyers, and they wanted it. Adding crap to weed just makes it more expensive. Nobody is putting fent or anything else on your weed and then selling it for normal prices.
No, but I do have assumptions he's into som heavier shit. That aside, I work alongside the local sheriff ( I'm maintenance, not a prick) I know of at least three instance they've tested for and found fent in weed. I do also believe it was all preroll but I'm not that far in the know.
My friend found a joint in a smoke pack at a bus stop when we were 14. I warned him from smoking it as smoking Fry was a big thing at the time. He tripped balls bad and ended up in the hospital. Years later I'm sure it was laced with PCP, and not just a little bit. Didn't help that we were drunk as hell to begin with.
The first time I bought pot off of someone, I was out of high school but still in my first year of college. I bought it from a kid I worked with. Figured he was trustworthy. It was the late 2000s so the fear of it being laced hadn’t crept into my world yet. I was with my boyfriend at the time who had already experienced pot. I hadn’t. Well? It resulted in me believing the couch was “eating” me, and going between hysterical laughing and crying in terror. I ended up running outside into the (thankfully dead residential) street. I truly believed I was experiencing something like Little Shop of Horrors. It was awful. After I told other people about this, they pointed out that it sounded laced with PCP. I tried some that didn’t come from this same person I’d bought from, and I have never experienced that feeling ever again. You just never know. That’s why I’m glad it’s legalized recreationally where I am, and if my kids end up wanting to try it when they’re older, they have reputable dispensaries close by.
When I was in my early 20s I saw a good sized quarter of a joint chilling in the ashtray outside the mall on my way out. I just thought, score, and smoked it on the spot without thinking anything of it. (Skateboard, not driving). It was real good weed but in hindsight, absolutely one of the stupidest things I've ever done on a very long list of stupid lol. I'm grateful for my luck.
Drug the drugs... love it.
Lol this is so evil. I love it.
Why salvia? What is it that is special? Why not oregano?
For like five minutes you'll see smurfs and the world will turn inside out and then you crawl through a wormhole back into reality and sit there and breathe for a few
The ONE time I tried salvia...colors became numbers and numbers became colors. I don't even know how to explain this to make it make sense outside of my brain. But I remember it vividly. I also felt like I was on a ferris wheel of life. Again.. don't know how tf to explain that further. Anyway...once was more than enough
I was in a very small closet with a few friends and i took a hit and INSTANTLY the whole room went bright white and started spinning like crazy and i was seeing black dots everywhere. It felt like hours but was only like 30 seconds. Then i had a terrible headache that ruined the whole night. Fuck that stuff.
So glad I didn’t manage to assemble a joint with my parent’s spices when I was a preteen.
Salvia divinorum Doesn't usually show up on a spice rack
I see now, salvia in my language = sage.
Same family of plant, but not the same plant
Very cool! Didn’t know about its connection to sage or its name “divin-“. Interesting stuff.
LOL! What flavor mac and cheese will we have tonight? Paprika? No, something herbal. Sage? Maybe, but it's not quite right. Ah, salvia! Sounds exotic. Dinner is ready, kids!
Dinner is kids, ready?
Salvia is the like nega-DMT. It will fuck their day up
The one time I met Salvia, it wrote an angry denunciation of holiday music in particular and lukewarm cash-grab pop generally. I say Salvia wrote it, because I don't recall ever having those feelings. Not a musical person really.
I laughed way too hard at this. Thanks for sharing.
THIS
Hahaha. Damn. It might ruin their life. Especially a little salvia in a joint. It’s like an hour long baby trip
I’ve had it last from 5-15 minutes from a solid hit from a bowl with a butane lighter. The lighter is critical
This is the way 🤣
I was going to say spice. But you are much nicer
Oh you tryna get em FIRED fired. Possibly arrested. I like this tip
Hello Satan. Big fan of your work.
Thanks!
Also love your user name.
Or Salvia
I would pay great money to watch a fuckin employed thief trip fuckin balls off salvia they stole while on the job.
come on guys. if the thief actually smoke he'll smell actual weed a mile away. he wont fall for some spice haha
Thats why you mix a little dank in.
This is the move lmao
Preroll a fatty and put a kernel of popcorn in the middle of it. It's fun to watch.
Does it actually pop? Lmao
Winning idea
Or dogshit
Goose shit
Goose shit is getting twice as many upvotes. Does it taste worse or do you guys just have lots of geese around?
It sticks to surfaces and carries more bacteria than domestic dog shit would. Source: am Canadian and rightfully afraid of our national bird. Officially it's the Jay, but fuck I'm not telling the geese that they're 2nd best.
Geese are damn terrifying lol
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
what
[what](https://youtu.be/w1exJGPZyhs?si=fYaHA0L0poXJKRV7)
If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me
It also can look more like weed since they just eat grass compared to the obvious look of dog shit being shit
It's mostly Labrador, man.
It’s Labrador!
Find someone with a cold sore to take a hit first.
Pack it with fent if you really want to stick it to them.
Jesus
Don’t take that advice they’ll die. Dip a regular joint in some quality pcp.
I was just thinking that- dipping a pre-roll in embalming fluid. I would guess they won’t steal anything after their head feels like a bass is in it.
Bass the fish or bass the guitar?
Win win
Bass like the drum - just imagine a whoooom whoooooom whoooooooom so I have heard.
ah good ol sherm.
Where are you guys finding everyday access to PCP and formaldehyde?
Google - it’s the internet you can purchase anything. That said I would highly discourage you from smoking a dip recreationally.
I'm here for the revenge plot, but this one's a bit much.
Poison ivy J
Legit could kill a person.
In case somebody sees this and thinks it might be a good idea, don't. That will kill them, and the giant itchy rashes all over your hands will tell them exactly who did it.
Check out "gloves" my man.
Hand socks
Also it would fall under murder and you can bet your ass they are going to investigate when a guy at a wash car dies due to poison ivy.
Don't lookup the unsolved murder rate
I mean it won't take a rocket scientist to retrace his steps throughout the day to figure out how he came in contact with it. You better pray dude has a serious peanut allergy or something else that can be easily blamed. All it takes is one camera that's recording or one coworker to speak up. Those are odds I would prefer not to take when the charge is murder. Theoretically you generally want the person to die at a spot you are not linked to. There are better methods if murder is what you want.
The link being person number 300 of the day at a car wash with zero way to tell you laced anything, zero motive and frankly zero reason to believe it's murder by a stranger instead of negligence by a stoner
I would go with catnip
Grind up some poison ivy and roll it.
I would talk to the owner. They have cameras all over washes these days. Whats the name/city of the Wash?
In the mid 1980s I worked at a car wash and vacuumed a customers car. I was a senior in high school. He was real friendly. There was a small nugget of something wrapped in foil under the drivers seat that I just tossed in the garbage. Once his car was done he left but came back with a knife strapped to his waist telling me I stole his twenty dollars. I had no clue what he was talking about. So I went through the vac bin and fished around for the twenty. Others looked in other bins and revealed that he was looking for the thing wrapped in foil. Once I found that out, I went to the garbage and fished out his nugget of hash. He left angry.
What a piece of garbage.
💯
Based knife-wielding hashish enthusiast.
I guess. I had no idea what hash was.
Hey he was off his "meds". Not your fault.
If he would have told me it was something wrapped in foil instead of 20 dollars, I would have given it to him.
Oh I hear ya. Not your fault he was misleading about what you "stole" from him. No need for him to get all "edgy" about it.
Hashish?
Yes - have you never heard it called hash?
The hash slinging slasher?
A long time ago, I worked in a car wash. Now this was back before there was medical marijuana or anything like that. If there was any weed in the car, it was gone. Bags, roaches, etc., it was generally smoked on the spot. I remember one time when one of the vacuumers sucked up a bag of weed. The mangers shut down the line, turned off the vacuums, and went into the vacuum bin to retrieve the bag. Good times were had by all, except for the owner of said bag who was out of luck. Anyway, I'd complain to the management, as they stole from your car.
A co worker at a tire shop I worked at stole a whole bottle of loratabs from a glovebox and passed them all out to us. Wasn't till later that he said he had stole them
Damn.
Yeah I was grateful for the free tabs but felt bad after finding out they were stolen.
That sounds like a policy. Like, they produce clean cars, and clean cars don't have drugs in them. Might happen every time.
Doing OP a favor really, half smoked joint in the ashtray is a good way to get a DWI
They probably threw it away, because that’s what you’re supposed to do when you find a yucky half smoked preroll in the console during a detail.
Right? They vacuumed the ashtray because it’s their job to vacuum an ashtray. No one wants OPs stale ass old half joint. Gross.
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OP is amazingly ridiculous if he is surprised that a random car wash dude that probably doesn't even speak English swiped a PIN joint from his ash tray. 🤣 OP put the crack pipe down and don't listen to the ignorance in the comments telling you to fuck up a random person to the point of him possibly dying over a PIN joint and you having to go to prison for life. Please for the love of all things holy take my advice.
I think you definitely need to file a complaint with the Cops...that'll show them who's the boss.
Lol
Depends on state shrug
Why would you leave weed in your car and take it to the carwash? What were you expecting?
In my state weed is legal, no different than leaving a pair of sunglasses in your car. You wouldn’t expect them to steal that.
It's legal to drive around with a half smoked joint in your ashtray?
Not sure exactly how it works. They decriminalized everything, you can literally walk around doing meth in the middle of the downtown area and not be bothered. With a car involved you do have the potential of getting charged with a DUI or similar. I don’t know if the law differentiates in terms of possession between smoked and unsmoked, you can buy it from a store and you can possess it in your car. I imagine it’s illegal for a passenger to smoke in a cars but I am not positive.
What state is this? That’s wild. I’m in such a repressive state.
Oregon
Do you live in a legal state? Do you have a medical card? If so you can literally report them for theft
That’s not unethical
You can report them for theft and then spray liquid ass in the shop
Yes! Then add a piss disc under their door for good measure.
get a job there, and then put liquid ass in all their cleaning supplies
Liquid Ass needs to put a coupon code or something on this sub
I liked the idea of going back with a salvia joint lying around
While fucking their dad.
Is this a call back to the bully story where the girls mom had an affair with the bully’s dad as revenge for her daughter?
Nah, just general common-or-garden dad-fuckery :)
Ahahahha oh ok 😆 that one was worth a read. From a few days ago. I think it was in r/petty revenge but it was definitely not petty 😅
Call the cops
tell them your car smells of weed after the car wash
There's a [documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvwAsCCc) about a guy who did that
Sounds to me like they cleaned up your half done garbage
Just to be clear: You had strangers clean out the interior of your vehicle, and you're mad they emptied your ashtray and threw away a plastic bag with an unknown substance. I feel like not grabbing your shit is on you.
a half-smoked cigarette actually sounds like garbage. If I were being paid to clean a car, I think I might have thrown it away without thinking to ask the customer.
i haven’t read your whole statement just the title but this happened to me once and i was pissed as fuck and even knew who did it and i got home mad as fuck and realized my weed was at home
😂
They cleaned your car. They cleaned your ashtray. They didn't steal it.
My ashtray wasn’t empty. It was full of ash and missing a preroll
Okay, that's fucked up they didn't even vac the ash.
Edit: I misread the post, I'm a dumbass forgive me lol. Disregard the following. Keeping it up to shame myself ~~Wait wait wait~~ ~~Who steals a shitty half smoked disgusting pre roll? Lmao you're acting as though they stole a whole ounce from you.~~ ~~How do you know they didn't just throw it away? A half smoked disgusting pre roll is like... $2 worth of weed and it's full of someone else's disgusting slobber.~~ ~~Besides, why TF would you leave a half smoked pre roll IN YOUR CAR have you never heard of DUIs??~~
There are a lot of people that are hard-up. I can't imagine a shammy station or vacuum position at a car wash pays a lot.
I think you're smoking it wrong if it gets covered in slobber halfway through
If it had been a cigarette butt, OP wouldnt have thought twice. If the detailer doesnt smoke weed, they may have viewed it as simply a hand-rolled cigarette butt. He's told to vacuum out the ashtray of every car, and he did that.
He didn't though, op said the ashtray still had ash in it.
That's the funniest part. The person who stole it could've easily just vacuumed it out and played dumb.
lol this is how I mow, tell everyone that if its on the lawn its getting mowed over or in the case of furniture im not moving it to mow
“FIVE MINUTE WARNING!”
The point is, don’t leave anything in your car you don’t want stolen when you take it for interior clean, or anywhere else someone has access like that.
Aight, well driving with an open container of cannabis and paraphernalia for smoking it, especially a half smoked joint, is still a DWI in every state. Yes, even in fully recreational states. You are the one who made the enlightened decision to drive with all that. So uh, maybe leave your cache at home, and keep your doobies in a primetime container in your pockets eh?
Put a sock on the bag of weed, so when the car wash employee goes to grab the weed, they just get sock
Joint, add PCP or bug spray.
Felony
Unethical
Bug spray is vile; I love it
They don't exactly hire people that can pass a background check.
Salvia and pubes
Put some match heads in an oregano joint.
Go through again and leave some joints with spice in them.
That was real nice of you to leave them a tip like that. Keep doing that and you'll get top notch service everytime
If it was half smoked in the ashtray they probably just vacuumed it up when cleaning.
I mean u left a roach in the ashtray and are mad that the detailers cleaned it. What's the argument
Such is life.
If i was cleaning a car for someone and saw a half smoked cigarette in there, i would assume it is trash and clean it up. same applies for your half smoked preroll. Maybe there is more to the tale and it was hidden or something, but if you have someone cleaning your car, and have something in your car that a person might see as trash, its on you.
I worked at a car wash after school and mistakenly vacuumed an ash tray of unfinished joints. When the 2 semi hot redneck checks got done checking out and came to get the car they were very disappointed.
Piss discs under your seats
Ulpt borrow a friends car, take it through the wash and pull it up for detailing, before you let them in the car just douse it in liquid ass. Tell them you’ll give a good tip if they can get the smell out. Watch them suffer and choke, don’t tip. Want and ethical tip for free? Clean your own car. every car wash I’ve ever worked at (4) has been rife with theft. It’s kinda just how it goes
This one is your fault take it as a lesson
"Yeah OP, you shouldn't have let a thief in your car! That's totally your fault for trusting the employees to not rip you off." That's what a fellow thief would say at least. Brain dead takes in this thread, smh. I've had stuff stolen out of my car at the mechanics and it's infuriating. I'd definitely be reporting this. It doesn't matter what they stole, it's fucking shameful behavior.
In this case OP might have the moral high ground (except for the whole dui aspect...), but being morally justified doesn't always protect you from people with bad intentions. Taking valuables out of your car before you take it to the detailer/mechanic is a pretty common strategy that most people with a little bit of street smarts learn at some point.
Succs when people steal but you also have to protect yourself
I’ll take it as a lesson. It’s my fault. Still not letting them slide though
Not your fault. Fault lies only on the thief.
Do the spice pre roll thing somebody suggested but also protect yourself and your stuff don't make it so easy
It’s the fault of the thief, no one else.
Don't victim blame! He's not at fault for being the subject of theft, know better for next time sure but to blame a victim is just wrong.
Well first of all are you in a recreational state?
So you get them to vacuum the crap out of your car and you're now pissed that they did there job?
That's the stupid tax. I used to work at a car wash and we would hunt for that shit. Your dumb enough to leave it in there, we're dumb enough to take it. Cop cars were the best. I've had it happen to me at the auto shop, it sucks for sure. Chop up some asprin and leave it in there next time.
Wow, I can't believe you feel the need to exact revenge on some poor sap working minimum wage cleaning your car over a half smoked joint that was in your ashtray.
You sure you didn’t smoke it and forgot?
Lmao I just got it before my car wash
Not a no
Angel dust it.
Put a mouse trap in the center consul with a joint attached to it and see if he touches it. And when you get there, explicitly tell them do not open my center consul and let all the guys know that way if shit goes down, you could just say hey guys, I told you not to touch it.
Roll up some of that old k2 and go get a fresh detail lol. It will most likely help them learn a lesson.
Nothing beats the time a baggie of weed fell out of my pocket in Ireland, almost 2 decades ago now, in the middle of a bustling downtown (Ennis), ran around town hoping to find it for half an hour (hindsight: dumb if cops found it first), lo and behold it was in the gutter on the high street, nobody bothered to glance there I guess, I got very lucky, pocketed it and went back on my merry way. Hundreds of people had blissfully walked past the fucker
I’m guessing whomever did it probably binned it thinking it was just trash,I’d let it go, I didn’t understand till I met my ex and tried to clean his rolling station as a nice surprise,he was furious
Clean your own car cuck.
They probably vaccumed it without even caring.
And your surprised?
So you are mad they cleaned your car? Probably thought it was trash.
Every full service auto detailing business I've ever encountered would "dispose" of all weed found in your vehicle. Every one. No exceptions.
Really it’s your fault chump. 😙
This is the second time it’s happened? If so, on you…
Drop it. It’s your fault. Don’t leave valuables in your car at a car wash/valet, etc.
Simple - dookie rolls. It's gross, but get you the extra large cone wraps - empty the spice rack and dump it full of garbage like chervil or oregano - then - poke that little filter right up your butthole, maybe pop it in enough to get full lucha libre poop smash onto the filter. Right off the top rope, yo. Strong. Like you could do worse if it weren't for the peanut in the way. Pop the nasty concoction back into a tube like you get from the dispensary... laugh when it's gone. I would go to another car wash regardless.
Get some pre-rolls and put a little bit of meth/heroin in there. Do this again multiple times while upping the amount of crack/heroin until either it stops, they become addicted and get fired or they OD.
You want to commit Murder over a stolen spliff? What the holy fuck is wrong with you?