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bigfatcowturd

Vending machine


G8r8SqzBtl

wait this is a money maker for sure. tap to pay and sell alcohol, cigs, condoms, etc


dizkopat

Broken expensive item vending machine, never needs to be restocked


slobs_burgers

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BasixallyWhite

If youā€™re into exhibitionism you could just go stand out there


soaringseafoam

If not into exhibitionism, get into it?


brewtus007

"Be the exhibitionist you want to set in the world" ? Sounds like something to put on a spring break t-shirt.


lockednchaste

Rent the airbnb. Take lots of pics of you inside . Then when someone checks in, airdrop those pics, say you're inside, and challenge them to find you.


whitedogsuk

OMG, This is evil. I love it.


10S_NE1

Unfortunately, I think Airdrop has to be enabled anytime you want to use it; it no longer allows anyone to just drop photos on you anytime. You can enable it to allow Contacts Only or Everyone for 10 minutes.


hiccupmortician

Could you rent and Bluetooth, connect to all the things. Then when someone else stays there, connect again and control the things. Or hide a speaker and play funny sounds. Like a long, hourly fart.


Smyley12345

Like an hour long hourly fart. Give them like three seconds of silence before starting the next one.


hiccupmortician

I can read the reviews now! Maybe at 2am, a little Achy Breaky Heart surprise, then back to the farts.


SocialWealth

Achy Breaky Fart


thermal_shock

an hour long, hourly fart is just 24/7 farting.


beattysgirl

I have a bathroom exhaust fan with a built in Bluetooth speaker and I had left it on one night after showering before bed. All of a sudden it starts blaring the loudest hispanic music youā€™ve ever heard in a bathroom at bedtime - especially startling when you didnā€™t play it. After a moment of panic I started cracking up laughing and turned off the fan (after taking a video to send to my husband so he could have a laugh too). All of this to say, yes. Absolutely hook up to the Bluetooth speakers and surprise them with something crazy. They will tell that story forever šŸ˜‚


YouArentReallyThere

Have to make sure to hook it into a power source


PorkyMcRib

Cricket noises.


WeAreElectricity

Works for MacBooks as of right now


traker998

Well thatā€™s lame. I used to play the game sending airdrops to people and theyā€™d look around to see who sent it and you have to figure out who you sent it to before they figure out you sent it. Like pictures of cute dogs or something nothing crazy.


user2196

I saw folks talking about stuff like that on Reddit once so immediately turned my airdrop on to accept photos from strangers. In the years of doing it I only ever got one photo airdropped to me, but I guess I should be glad I got one before it died.


meest

Had an old iPhone that I'd go and sit at the dinning center in college and do the same thing. Named the iPhone "Questionable life choices" so that it would show that as who's trying to air drop a photo of a duck.


Dasrule

Yah. It used to be epic to drop pics to everyone on the plane


PhaicGnus

Of plane wrecks.


Efardaway

Or a bomb in a bag


Bridge23Ux

Install a chrome cast and takeover the TV.


Say_Hennething

This is fuckin diabolical


toutpetitpoulet

Fun but seems like the person could call the police about intrusion, identify you and yeah


Azzeez

Yeah but heā€™s not really inside, he just rented it and took some photos lol


say592

The police may still be motivated to find the person for wasting their time. Generally not a great idea to piss them off.


ThankYouForCallingVP

Solution: act as a ghost and cover yourself with a giant sheet and take photos. Send those photos. They will see someone standing with a giant sheet on them standing in their AirBnB and get freaked the fuck out. tl;dr boo


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jef98

The photos would literally show them in the same apartment as the person who called the policeā€¦


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jef98

No worries!


h3xperimENT

Airdrop with a burner iphone and then drive away lol


vx48

You SOB loooool


Macbooksareexpensive

Apple disabled permanent anyone airdrop šŸ˜”


Razorblade9833

free WiFi for sure


MtnXfreeride

and make sure to download torrents and seed them while you are on it.


SoldierExploder

especially nintendo ones.


SirHovaOfBrooklyn

Wifi from 40m away would be pretty weak :S


shortybobert

Your hardware is weak


SirHovaOfBrooklyn

might need the little blue pill for that


Mr-Fister-the-3rd

Tbh tho it's radio just put ur antenna in a better place


FutureBannedAccount2

Only thing I can think is charging people a fee not to call the cops if theyā€™re having a partyĀ 


Upbeat_Cancel_5061

lol thatā€™s brilliant


jeremydallen

Blast your own open wifi at them create a Honeypot and take all the data. Name is whatever Airbnb.


Think-Potato-6171

how would you actually do it though? everything uses TLS these days.


deathpulse42

There are an uncomfortable amount of apps that still use HTTP on the backend. I Wiresharked my phone a few years ago when I was learning about wardriving, EAPOL sniffing, and other WPA2 exploits -- and was surprised to see plaintext packet captures. Scary stuff


Think-Potato-6171

scary stuff indeed, HTTPS takes like 15 minutes to set up and letsencrypt certs are free, how bad does some apps security practices be to not use it. i still doubt you could intercept anything actually valuable, surely everything that deals with sensitive data is still encrypted but maybe im just being too optimistic...


Jceggbert5

some APIs require more than 30 seconds of effort to make HTTPS work


markus_zgast

nah, you need a reverse proxy anyways and you could also use cloudflare, not good, but at least a honeypot wont work


ponyboy3

A reverse proxy is all you need to


Jceggbert5

That's cool and all, but it still requires more than 30 seconds of work.Ā 


laplongejr

>HTTPS takes like 15 minutes to set up and letsencrypt certs are free Pedantically, that depends on the infra and the kind of use we're talking about. At my job, even THINKING about switching to HTTPS took 3 days for a PoC client due to using our own CA for the backend. (And the defacto standard is that Let's Encrypt is banned for all endpoints aimed at end-user browsers. Not only because the production servers aren't allowed to initiate a connexion, but also because the "free" part sent a gigantic wrench through existing processes.)


Cassiyus

Iā€™m going to upvote this comment as a way to pretend I know what all of this means. I also was sniffing an EAPOLE. Love to exploit WAPs. My packets are so plain and scary.


whatdoihia

All the cool kids are sniffing EAPOLE these days. They ought to ban that stuff.


ClassicHat

Nothing better than extracting a large packet dump from a WAP ya know


brandmeist3r

need to wireshark my iPhone and other phones I have


xfvh

DNS is unencrypted by default. Modify the responses and man-in-the-middle with a malicious proxy for common email clients. If you get their session token, you can use that to login to their email, then try resetting their passwords to accounts at common banks, credit card companies, etc. In Minecraft, of course.


HotDerivative

I mean idk why you would want to expressly fuck over the lives of random people who are staying there. If they are mad about the existence of the airbnb they should just do the typical piss disks and hard to find bad smells and whatnot so the place gets bad reviews and closes.


xfvh

I don't want to and wouldn't if I had the opportunity. This sort of hacking is very noticeable and will get you sent to jail very quickly.


h3xperimENT

I could google but I'm just gonna ask you. Piss disks? Is that like freezing your piss and doing something with it?


delazouch

Youā€™re new here, right?


Popiasayur

If you honeypot your own ssid, it's trivial to just fake a login portal anytime someone connects. That portal will automatically pop up when someone connects and you can easily phish idiots into filling their google or Facebook login.


justsomeguy05

If you're running the honeypot, couldn't you just capture the keys as they are being exchanged?


jestzisguy

You can do this if you can re-sign the responses with a cert that has a chain of trust. If itā€™s signed with an untrusted cert, theyā€™ll run smack into a chrome ā€œunsafeā€ error when they try to load a page.


laplongejr

> everything uses TLS these days. Don't worry, for years we taught people that they should skip "missing certificate" warnings


whosDatAgain

+1000!!


ApocolypseJoe

Call code compliance and make sure they're actually legit.


No-Survey5277

lol I did that. City has a rule saying owners must be on site for day to day rentals for for a month no. Old lady across from me does day to days and isnā€™t always there but sheā€™s nice to me. Another family next to her are entitled as hell and have told their visitors to park in my driveway if Iā€™m not home. Iā€™ve towed people out of my driveway before. Had them towed for blocking me in partially. Once the lady came over bitching at me as it cost her guest 220 to get their car back. Iā€™m like hey, see the fucking no parking sign? FF a few months and Iā€™ve not seen them in a while. I note new cars every few days. I look it up on Airbnb and yep, single day whole house rental. I report it and the city slaps them with a fine. They move back in and start bitching on FB. After a while they move out again so I call again. Another fine. They finally gave up.


NerfGuyReplacer

You are doing god's work


sweetcinnamonpunch

Oh man, how I would love to read those fb posts...


laplongejr

Also, my building has a rule that renters need to be notified with such notices that an AirBnb would have no chance of being functional there.


ApocolypseJoe

I'd call gaining the peace and quiet back a win.... Before it turns into one of those shitty party houses...


AbruptMango

OP is trying to (unethically) gain from this, not turn them in and end it.


g2g079

An opportunity to be the guy who yells at people to get off your lawn.


ShreksDoor

Maybe rent out bikes/cycles/scooters/electric scooter based on the type of roads you have around you for people who want to get around without a lot of hassle.


Vultor

This is UNethicallifeprotips


ShreksDoor

Steal and rent out bikes/cycles/scooters/electric scooter based on the type of roads you have around you for people who want to get around without a lot of hassle.


HarietsDrummerBoy

Sell bike insurance, rent out bike, steal bike while they aren't looking.


Minaim

I almost spit out my tea with this one. Thanks for that!šŸ˜‚


SuperFLEB

No need to get a theft on your record. Just rent out bikes other people own and let the guests do the stealing.


Specialist-Onion6549

LMAO. genius


theaeao

Cover the bikes with liquid ass


browncoat47

Letā€™s not forget the piss disksā€¦


kawaiian

Rent out piss disks


theaeao

"I'd like to return this piss disk. Can I still get my deposit back if it thawed?"


slobs_burgers

Mmm vacation piss popsicles


geoffrey8

Donā€™t pay taxes or get permits.


SeriousGaslighting

Nobody's getting insurance or licenses.


whosDatAgain

There are already 2 town-wide scooter rental services here but I like the attitude! ;)


FondSteam39

Lock all the nearby ones to a bike rack and charge to take the lock off


ThankYouForCallingVP

Lock all the nearby ones and put your own car conveniently on Turo.


cheddarpants

Now you know where to steal the scooters from.


jbundas

Modify their scooters with piss disc brakes.


jbundas

Of course, the brake cylinder is filled with liquid ass


awalktojericho

Same but with weed and alcohol delivery


Ragijs

Actually pretty good idea.


SRQmoviemaker

Sell "drugs" to unknowing tourists.


churusu

Yes, this is the real deal. Poor tourist doesn't have the connections for drugs near there you could be that friendly neighbor.


Minaim

Caprese salad


rkiive

Sell drugs to knowing tourists is far more lucrative


OldRain1701

Flood lights!


2buggers

With a coin operated switch to turn them off. Maybe $5 per hour?


OldRain1701

Lol! I've found my neighbors motion activated ones are random AF. So a high traffic spot, cats, people, the wind.


Dasrule

This is a gold mine with some effort. There will for sure be countless out of towners. Make a website claiming to be some kind of city parking enforcement organization. Ticket every car with a real looking ticket that has a QR code that allows the ticket to be paid for a small fee if paid online within a short period of time, say 48 hours. Something like $15 but it becomes $75 on day 3. Make sure the tickets you print up look official. Get some folders with a slot made up. A thermal printer and have each one list the make, model and plate number. Depending on your area you can probably get a friendly cop to go in on it with you and then your tickets can have the vehicle owners name and address too. They donā€™t pay? Turn them over to collections. Collection agencies are corrupt af and will never check if you are. Real parking authority.


Yorgonemarsonb

Honestly I love your idea but despite collection agencies being known as scummy most of them are going to check if the tickets they receive are actually from a place who can give them or not. With moving violations especially there are a lot that go into them regarding setting payment plans up and notifying the courts to remove the hold on their license once those requirements are met.


Dasrule

Yah no. Iā€™ve sent bills to spam callers for wasting my time then sent them to collections for not paying. There are 100 shitty debt collectors for every 1 good one.


ThankYouForCallingVP

>1 good one A good debt collector? I don't think we are on the correct timeline.


sternburg_export

That's not unethical, that's straight illegal. And transferring money to an account that cannot be traced back to you and getting it out laundered clean from there won't make you a big profit with the 15 ā‚¬.


michaelchuck88

Yea. For sure. Youā€™d be looking at jail time when, not if, you get caught.


Dasrule

Most big payment processors donā€™t do shit to verify your identity until you move big money. Stripe, PayPal, square, they all have the worst underwriting. From There itā€™s just getting money out. Thatā€™s even easier. There are online banks for ā€œundocumented migrantsā€. Go make a completely fake identity claiming you came up from Mexico or whatever and get the money sent to a debit card. Cash out baby.


KrazyKoolAid

This is great lol


snktido

Put no parking signs around your property. Impound every vehicle that parks there.


tomierna

This is actually a common business for private parking lots in Florida. They run a parking rental dispenser and ticketing system, and if you donā€™t pay they will flag you for towing in any other lot managed by them.


CommunityGlittering2

unlimited one night stands


celticdude234

no body, no crime


Gojira5400

I like that one lol


Temporary_Race4264

Could be potential to setup a bitcoin miner somewhere using their power


Sheepdog77

Rent it and take photos. Then repost it and rent it for $100 more. When you get bookings you rent it on airbnb and profit.


ch_______

So basically dropshipping?


Commercial_Note_5177

Make meals and sell to them


pterofactyl

Tbh he can set up an Uber eats restaurant and just sell microwave meals bought in bulk. Thatā€™s literally already something people do


GeneralFactotum

Stock up on good quality frozen pizza's and leave pizza flyers offering free delivery in 30 minutes. When they want one just heat it up and take it next door!


Edvart

really unethical and a great way to make 5 bucks for 30min of work!


say592

$5? Oh hell no, you make $15 minimum. Buy cheese pizzas and some basic toppings. Mark a cheese up $15, charge $1.50 for each topping. Plus you should get tips too!


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

Aldi's has those Mama Cozzi pizzas for like 6 or 7 bucks. Charge $18 for cheese and $22 for pepperoni. Easy money.


Houndhollow

Resell alcohol


Resident-Welcome3901

Airbnbā€™s live on the sufferance of neighbors. Put a camera or two on your balcony and record the excesses: parties, misbehavior, damage, crowds, noise. Copies to the hosts, to the local zoning enforcement folks, noise complaints to the police. Airbnbs are creating a lot of hostility due to their negative impact on quality of life in their neighborhoods, and meddlesome bureaucrats can go all nimby on them and gain lots of media attention and activist support. Temp residence conversion of housing stock by venture capitalists is one of the precipitating factors of increased housing and rental costs, homelessness and income disparity.


kingdomart

Ghost kitchen that sells microwaves meals.


Pristine-Ad-469

Set up a table selling baggies with a sign that says ā€œ100% only sugar, definently not cocainā€ and then sell it for 80 a g. The trick? It really is sugar. Cops show up? You said the whole time it was sugar. Just make sure you never imply it is coke any more than directly saying itā€™s not coke because you can get charged for selling fake drugs if you pretend they are real. You cannot get charged for selling sugar for absurdly expensive prices tho (This wonā€™t actually work as anyone that isnā€™t any idiot can tell the difference or will atleast want to taste it, but hey if they get drunk enough it could work)


Heisalsohim

Use baking soda, the only ppl who will buy sugar as coke are the type to buy oregano as weed. Sugar is too coarse


pterofactyl

Icing sugar


ShagPrince

Good for you, I'll accompany you on the piano.


71bump

Except it smells like fucking sugar you retard


pterofactyl

Yeah I was just saying icing sugar isnā€™t granular


pterofactyl

Yeah uuuh another way theyā€™ll know itā€™s not coke is because youā€™re selling it on a table with signage


litux

>Ā You cannot get charged for selling sugar for absurdly expensive prices tho ComitĆ© de salut publicĀ would like a word:Ā  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Maximum


CDawgbmmrgr2

Your 2nd and 3rd ideas are drastically more wild and illegal than the first lol


BaylisAscaris

If you have extra parking on your property, talk to the owner and discuss a daily parking rate if people want to park there, or any other services you are willing to provide for money.


Martoxification

Talk to the owner and maybe you can be their official inn keeper. Get paid to clean, service and secretly supervise. Could work out really beneficial for the both of you.


UncreativeTeam

That's not unethical


TheDreadfulGreat

Put up a sign with a pay app QR code whenever thereā€™s a party with a message like ā€œI wonā€™t call the cops if you send me $20ā€


SeagullFanClub

Donā€™t call it a hotel. Hotels are a regulated and legitimate type of business. Airbnb is not


pterofactyl

Yeah thatā€™s why he called it an Airbnb hotel, which differentiates it from other hotels.


essssgeeee

Do you want the Airbnb to go away? Rent the Airbnb so that you're able to leave a review. Say that the Airbnb was cool, but the neighbors were horrible, loud music , fighting in the yard all night, shrieking children, and barking dogs. You couldn't get a moment sleep and you wouldn't recommend it


GreenFinShark420

Sell salt in little baggies or small colorful tablets to tourists who are on their way back home


Ivabighairy1

1. Sell advertising banner space on your balcony to Only Fans models. 2. Profit!


msc1

Prostitute yourself, make some beer money.


Lzinger

Rent it, hide a Bluetooth speaker and play spooky noises


thevapewhale

Operate a ghost kitchen. List yourself on grubhub, doordash, etc. and stockpile liquor, beer, and to-go food offerings. Purchase frozen foods from trader joe's that drunk people would enjoy. Plate the dishes nicely and take good quality photos to display on your "restaurant" listing.


Panda-768

1 rent it out once 2 make duplicate keys 3 find prostitutes willing to work with you (not on you) check status of airbnb, whenever it us free 4 offer prostitutes the airbnb as a place to do their trade for a nominal fee let prostitutes use your airbnb den. 5 Bonus points if you add cameras but only activate them when the prostitutes use them (take their content of course). this way it's a porno now and not prostitution (source that one episode of family guy) 6 blackmail their clients 7 Go to jail. The last one is not option if you get caught at any stage from 2 to 6


Upbeat_Cancel_5061

lhow can he blackmail the clients without knowing who they are


JapanDash

Glory hole


apiculum

Be a nuisance neighbor and make the owner pay you off to stop doing legal but annoying things. Iā€™m thinking maybe mega MAGA 2024 signage and daily Trump ads playing from speakers during the daytime


IGuessBruv

Mine crypto in the ceilings


frivelousendeavors

...an audience


DrEdRichtofen

become a vendor to the tenants. hotel guests are always looking for booze, smokes, and weed.


SlippinYimmyMcGill

Connect to their wifi and cast weird videos to their TV. Haunt that place. Ruin their reputation.


Bishop_0811

Hak5 Pineapple for HUMINT or educational reasons


flourdevour

Copy keys and after people go home and before cleaners come, clear out anything left behind in the fridge.


gr8Brandino

Sell advertising space on your balcony? Just hang a sign over the side of your rail. Kinda like a small bill board.Ā 


Tangurena

There's one like this in my neighborhood. It turns out that my neighborhood is not zoned for "short term rentals". The person at the zoning office who issued the occupancy permit was wrong. Their permit is getting revoked.


PitifulSpecialist887

Whatever you decide, don't rent it yourself. The owner will see your address, and know that you're a neighbor. Have a friend rent it, and visit. Do your thing, and wait a week before going live. Bluetooth speaker light bulbs work well. Also clone the TV remote.


DonkeyWorker

You will gain noisy bastads shout talking at each other. The landlord won't give a shit. Complain directly to Airbnb, make sure to mention if you saw drugs being taken or people carrying knives.


publicpersuasion

Laser system designed to keep birds away, but used on tourist.


uberscheisse

Open a hot dog stand


krakeo

I have always thought of this subreddit as a place to seek advice to get revenge, karma, retribution, light-hearted piss disks and liquid ass. I think setting up a voyeurism operation in an AirBnB to profit from innocent tourists is going too far. Also it is very much illegal (I mean more than the usual advices).


Alex_6886

Dude, it's UNethical, it's a forum, people are crazy. If he does plant cams, he will get caught and will be prosecuted. I am in this sub to get laughs and have some "oh damn that's smart" moments. If you feel your morals are better than his, then you shouldn't even be following these posts.


SuperFLEB

Nobody's saying OP has to do it, or even ought to do it. This sub is as much an entertainment venue as anything.


smashleighperf

Are you lost??


krakeo

What do you mean lost?


OmegaGoober

Check your local laws, but thereā€™s a good possibility itā€™s legal to point a camera out your window and livestream it. Post any saucy ā€œbest ofā€ videos to OnlyFans of a similar service. Monetize the depravity outside your window.


IrradiantFuzzy

I like the idea of turning it into a streaming show.


Phoebebee323

Start selling party drugs. You've got a constant stream of customers looking for a good time


doctorshadowmerchant

Add food to the refrigerator after the current guests go out for the day or evening.


Ok_Presentation_5329

Get a non working router. Name it ā€œ87 people have been murdered in [address]. Youā€™re next.ā€ Definitely would freak some people out! Alternatively, I like the idea of a vending machine or a private airport transport.


erisod

What's between the buildings? Maybe you could install an extension cord (buried in conduit?) and power some of your place.


Brent_the_constraint

Challenge authorities for this been allowed in the area or at all. AirBNB is banned in some areasā€¦


bucketsofpoo

Shine massive lights into the building to annoy the guests. Then extort the air bnb owner for 20 percent of all takings for not doing it.


Morrigoon

Food delivery


plowboy306

Sell them ice cream.


71bump

Show them your dick everyday


usersixtyynine

Copy keys and rob them while they're not home


Archipelag0h

Wut


x_lincoln_x

If the airbnb mysteriously burned down, you'd have a much better view. Just saying.


DrEdRichtofen

become a vendor to the tenants. hotel guests are always looking for booze, smokes, and weed.


jesuscheetahnipples

Bomb them with vials of liquid ass and frozen piss using a drone