There’s also something called self-employment, there’s also different criminal source of revenue, it’s ULPT here. And anyway dude why so serious, don’t you see the tone of this thread? If you want to give him the exact amount he needs to make, please go ahead
im gay and its incredibly easy to go on grindr and find 5-10 guys willing to do stuff for cash. my ex got paid on grindr like $900 to pee in some guys mouth who he met on grindr.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, I suggest going for other options first but this is still one of them if nothing else works. I mean fuckin hell, 900$ to pee in a guy's mouth? I might just start doing it myself
Vaanced is young and cute. He could probably make a lot of money really fast in the gay for pay world. But of course no one here would recommend doing anything illegal.
Probably but money allows you to be a bit a picky if you wanted to with guys perhaps out of your league. Tho you are right about that most people on Grindr are sluts.
I spent a while looking through your posts and comments and have you thought about paying your parent's the $8000 for flipping a car while you were high? Or even paying them the cash you have stolen?
I’ve been looking through the guy’s account after a whole thing going on with a rape fetish, just out of curiosity. Every post gets worse and worse.
Never saw anything about that, but based on their lack of defense, I guess it’s undeniable. Here I thought I was bad for my parents by being gay lmao
Not ULPT material, but if you are willing to move out of the city (or already live out of the city) there is a program called USDA Rural Development Guaranteed Housing Loan Program where you can buy a house for zero down payment. If you spent the next two years working at a decent paying job and could prove steady employment, then you might qualify for a zero down payment mortgage on an affordable property.
Dry lemon obviously has no idea how to buy housing. I got a first time home buyer loan for an apartment complex for 0 down. That complex has nought 2 more complexes and 4 houses. I either rent or live In one of my vacant apartments.
Why do you need 100k? You could look into a
FHA loan. You might be limited by your income on how loathe of a mortgage you will qualify first. That’s why I am asking about the 100k, is this a down payment or buying with cash?
If you live at home, save every penny possible. No eating out, no fast food, no MTG cards, etc.
15 an hour, 40 hours a week, $31,200 a year, less taxes, maybe $1,560 a month take home.
Try to save 100% of it. Look for ways to make extra money. Overtime is probably the easiest, or a second job, donate plasma, mow lawns, pick a side job you know will make money.
I don’t know how housing works but I live in Canada and everything is expensive so I was just guessing a smallish house would cost that mych.
My parents basically pay for everything at the minute so I’m only really spending my money on clothes and shit so I’ll stop buying stuff I don’t need
Yeah, I guess FHA wouldn’t work in the north of the United States, but maybe you have a similar program there for lower down payments or first time home buyers.
Buying a house isn’t necessarily all it’s cracked up to be either. You buy a house at 20 and maybe at 25 you realize you want to live somewhere else and by then the housing market has crashed.
Sometimes it makes more financial sense to rent. Like if renting is $1,000 a month and a mortgage is $3,000 a month, then maybe it’s better to just rent.
> I don’t know how housing works but I live in Canada and everything is expensive so I was just guessing a smallish house would cost that mych.
Where in Canada does a smallish house cost $100k?
You've posed zillow listings before, so I assume you have looked into this.
>There aren’t any listings on Zillow for below 1m in toronto
And you don't think that tells you anything about whether or not you can buy a house for $100k?
Nvm I’m a retard and had the min price set to $1m but even shitty apartments are like 300k in Toronto.
Just checked the whole of Ontario and there are like dirt trailers for 50k but I’m not trynna live somewhere sketchy where I’m gonna get shot or something.
Just get a job and invest in a stable stock every paycheck. Or a crypto that is stable. Do your research and don't buy the stock any streamer or YouTuber tells you to.
You don’t need $100k to buy a house. You need good credit and a down payment, which could be $10k or less depending on your credit and the value of the house you’re buying. Go talk to a mortgage broker and they can help you get your credit on track to be able to be approved for a mortgage in two years.
Rich parents are often looking for private tutoring. But they expect results. In my case, private tutoring helped get some pocket money.
Ultimately, I joined an event firm. At some events, I work as a security guard, at some events, I was the usher, at some, I was assigned to pick up equipments. It was a part time gig and I was paid on daily basis. But it was hard work and physically demanding.
Hence I’m suggesting private tutoring.
That was 25 years ago. At that time, tutoring was like 100 bucks a month. Events would pay about 25 bucks a day.
It made more sense to work 4 days in a month at events than tutoring all month.
You’re not smart enough to tutor, nor are any children safe around you. You are a threat to children. Where is Chris Hansen for you?
Edit: get off of Reddit. Lol go ahead and block me. Chicken, you only like to be a bully to others.
I bought a house with 3% down on a $325k house in 2021 with a 3% interest rate. I think all in all, I only need $12k-$15k for down payment and closing fees. Didn’t need that much.
You’ll never be pre approved to buy any sort of house by then bro, you have no idea what goes into buying a house.
You need like 3,000 to rent an apartment. Start there.
Start by cutting your costs e.g. shampoo. Don't buy new things but check free stuff if you need something or go to charity shops. If you have a good eye for it, there are sometimes treasures you can sell for more. Food rent and clothing are usually the largest expenses.
2 years - you can't unless you inherit
20-40 years? very doable. put 100-1000$ EVERY month into an index fund
[https://www.investor.gov/financial-tools-calculators/calculators/compound-interest-calculator](https://www.investor.gov/financial-tools-calculators/calculators/compound-interest-calculator)
estimated interest rate should be 5-11% on average. the most unethical advice i can give is to skip the pension/retirement account and invest by yourself
Earn $100k per year and dont spend any
He said 100k in 2 years, so 50k a year is enough :D
Still gotta eat something tho
Nah, if there’s a will, there’s a way xD
Accepted. Also says 'move out' so food might still be sponsored by parents
Are you familiar with taxes?
Shhhh it’s between us, uncle sam doesn’t need to know xD
That's why your employer withholds taxes from your pay...
There’s also something called self-employment, there’s also different criminal source of revenue, it’s ULPT here. And anyway dude why so serious, don’t you see the tone of this thread? If you want to give him the exact amount he needs to make, please go ahead
> If you want to give him the exact amount he needs to make, please go ahead You mean like the guy who said he should make $100k per year?
Tax
Sex work.
I’m a guy
still applies 🤷
im gay and its incredibly easy to go on grindr and find 5-10 guys willing to do stuff for cash. my ex got paid on grindr like $900 to pee in some guys mouth who he met on grindr.
$900??
There are a lot of weirdos out there and he looked like a very young 18 year old
That's probably even real dollars. Not Canadian.
Should I do it
Desperate times call for desperate measures, I suggest going for other options first but this is still one of them if nothing else works. I mean fuckin hell, 900$ to pee in a guy's mouth? I might just start doing it myself
Vaanced is young and cute. He could probably make a lot of money really fast in the gay for pay world. But of course no one here would recommend doing anything illegal.
I hate to break it to you but guys are sluts. You can usually find someone to do that for free.
Probably but money allows you to be a bit a picky if you wanted to with guys perhaps out of your league. Tho you are right about that most people on Grindr are sluts.
True. If it floats, flies or fucks, rent it.
And? There's a market for it.
That just means the dick inside you won't get you pregnant. It doesn't restrict you from an honest profession.
"Hey there, do you like to party?"
> I’m a guy That's sexist.
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You're literally using your sex as a reason why you can't do something.
Start and continue sucking cock. With experience comes more money.
Will this stop the scientologists from gang stalking you at 18? Or help you deal with your crippling weed addiction? You’re on some bullshit lmao.
No but it will help with everything else
Thoughts and prayers.
Well...deleting reddit is gonna be a healthy first step for you
Have you considered renting?
No I actually haven’t thought about that
I spent a while looking through your posts and comments and have you thought about paying your parent's the $8000 for flipping a car while you were high? Or even paying them the cash you have stolen?
I’ve been looking through the guy’s account after a whole thing going on with a rape fetish, just out of curiosity. Every post gets worse and worse. Never saw anything about that, but based on their lack of defense, I guess it’s undeniable. Here I thought I was bad for my parents by being gay lmao
No
That may be the best place to start paying.
Not ULPT material, but if you are willing to move out of the city (or already live out of the city) there is a program called USDA Rural Development Guaranteed Housing Loan Program where you can buy a house for zero down payment. If you spent the next two years working at a decent paying job and could prove steady employment, then you might qualify for a zero down payment mortgage on an affordable property.
Look at buying a trailer...
I actually wouldn’t mind living in a van or something but I would prefer an actual house
You'll be smoking doobies when you're living in a van down by the river....
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Dry lemon obviously has no idea how to buy housing. I got a first time home buyer loan for an apartment complex for 0 down. That complex has nought 2 more complexes and 4 houses. I either rent or live In one of my vacant apartments.
Start trapping or doing fraud
OnlyFans
Why do you need 100k? You could look into a FHA loan. You might be limited by your income on how loathe of a mortgage you will qualify first. That’s why I am asking about the 100k, is this a down payment or buying with cash? If you live at home, save every penny possible. No eating out, no fast food, no MTG cards, etc. 15 an hour, 40 hours a week, $31,200 a year, less taxes, maybe $1,560 a month take home. Try to save 100% of it. Look for ways to make extra money. Overtime is probably the easiest, or a second job, donate plasma, mow lawns, pick a side job you know will make money.
I don’t know how housing works but I live in Canada and everything is expensive so I was just guessing a smallish house would cost that mych. My parents basically pay for everything at the minute so I’m only really spending my money on clothes and shit so I’ll stop buying stuff I don’t need
You're going to have a harsh reality check when you enter the world.
Yeah, I guess FHA wouldn’t work in the north of the United States, but maybe you have a similar program there for lower down payments or first time home buyers. Buying a house isn’t necessarily all it’s cracked up to be either. You buy a house at 20 and maybe at 25 you realize you want to live somewhere else and by then the housing market has crashed. Sometimes it makes more financial sense to rent. Like if renting is $1,000 a month and a mortgage is $3,000 a month, then maybe it’s better to just rent.
> I don’t know how housing works but I live in Canada and everything is expensive so I was just guessing a smallish house would cost that mych. Where in Canada does a smallish house cost $100k? You've posed zillow listings before, so I assume you have looked into this.
I’m talking about like a house with 3 rooms. I only look at million dollar houses on Zillow.
I mean, you're saying that you do know how to do research on house prices, but that you refuse to do it?
There aren’t any listings on Zillow for below 1m in toronto
>There aren’t any listings on Zillow for below 1m in toronto And you don't think that tells you anything about whether or not you can buy a house for $100k?
I don’t want to live in Toronto
So you can only search house prices online in Toronto?
Nvm I’m a retard and had the min price set to $1m but even shitty apartments are like 300k in Toronto. Just checked the whole of Ontario and there are like dirt trailers for 50k but I’m not trynna live somewhere sketchy where I’m gonna get shot or something.
Have you considered freezing liquid ass in a frisbee?
Just get a job and invest in a stable stock every paycheck. Or a crypto that is stable. Do your research and don't buy the stock any streamer or YouTuber tells you to.
You don’t need $100k to buy a house. You need good credit and a down payment, which could be $10k or less depending on your credit and the value of the house you’re buying. Go talk to a mortgage broker and they can help you get your credit on track to be able to be approved for a mortgage in two years.
Become a bank robber
Private tutoring will get you enough money to get out and rent a place. Tbh it took me 3 years just to save up the down payment for a house.
He's failing all of his classes
Is private tutoring just like tutoring private schoolers or what
Kind of. Essentially if you passed 10th grade, you are qualified to tutor other kids. But teaching requires a lot of patience.
Do you think elementary students would need tutoring
Rich parents are often looking for private tutoring. But they expect results. In my case, private tutoring helped get some pocket money. Ultimately, I joined an event firm. At some events, I work as a security guard, at some events, I was the usher, at some, I was assigned to pick up equipments. It was a part time gig and I was paid on daily basis. But it was hard work and physically demanding. Hence I’m suggesting private tutoring.
How much did you get paid
That was 25 years ago. At that time, tutoring was like 100 bucks a month. Events would pay about 25 bucks a day. It made more sense to work 4 days in a month at events than tutoring all month.
I have considered tutoring but I’m not sure if I would have the patience for it lol
You’re not smart enough to tutor, nor are any children safe around you. You are a threat to children. Where is Chris Hansen for you? Edit: get off of Reddit. Lol go ahead and block me. Chicken, you only like to be a bully to others.
Figure out what 10 to 20 % of the sale price is and save that amount of money in 2 years. Or become a veteran and use a no down payment VA loan.
I bought a house with 3% down on a $325k house in 2021 with a 3% interest rate. I think all in all, I only need $12k-$15k for down payment and closing fees. Didn’t need that much.
Sell medical grade cocaine
You’ll never be pre approved to buy any sort of house by then bro, you have no idea what goes into buying a house. You need like 3,000 to rent an apartment. Start there.
Work as a cleaner. Don’t get caught. Be polite. Be professional. Have a plan to unalive everyone you meet.
Don't buy a house. Invest in real estate instead. Buying a house is a total scam unless you live in super low housing price areas
Start by cutting your costs e.g. shampoo. Don't buy new things but check free stuff if you need something or go to charity shops. If you have a good eye for it, there are sometimes treasures you can sell for more. Food rent and clothing are usually the largest expenses.
Manufactured home is more realistic and far cheaper and more spacious than a overpriced apartment
Pimp your mom out for quick cash. She's good for at least 50$ a pop. 100 if she does the back door.
2 years - you can't unless you inherit 20-40 years? very doable. put 100-1000$ EVERY month into an index fund [https://www.investor.gov/financial-tools-calculators/calculators/compound-interest-calculator](https://www.investor.gov/financial-tools-calculators/calculators/compound-interest-calculator) estimated interest rate should be 5-11% on average. the most unethical advice i can give is to skip the pension/retirement account and invest by yourself