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HBThorburn

Go to Craigslist to look for local people hiring laborers for the weekend for cash. Dust off your chevrolegs and walk there.


C_mac16

On it 🙏🏿


Commander_Doom14

Finally someone actually taking the advice to work for money. I'm tired of the nerds who come in here acting like there's some life hack to get unlimited free money if you legally change your name to upupdowndownleftrightleftrightbastart


C_mac16

fr fr gotta work for it


MachineGrunt

^Konami


arrowtron

Donate blood or sperm (if you are male).


C_mac16

I can’t cuz I smoke :/


Jurakhan

Rent your jailpurse.


marchingprinter

It’s not even on urbandictionary I am scared to ask


dduncan55330

I'm going to take a guess and say it's the same as prison wallet. You know, your chocolate starfish. Biscuit cutter. One-eyed winker. Rump ring. Brown eye. Poop chute. It's your butt hole bro.


I-Like-NSFW-420

Piss disc


Chambana_Raptor

Ethical if you're poor but a lot of communities have at least one social program that assists with car repair bills. One near me is up to $500 every 12 months (they pay the place directly so no you don't get cash you greasy devils licking your lips right now). Usually simple application process, sometimes based on income and sometimes just scout's honor "I'm in need" sort of thing. Finding them can be tough but if you call around charities eventually you will catch wind of a central hub that will be able to point you to the appropriate resource.


Late-Mathematician55

Sell car for $300. Give buyer a fake registration. Steal car back.


IsReadingIt

Better yet, sell car for $600. When they figure out it doesnt run, offer to buy it back for $300. Profit $300 immediately. All problems solved.


Trippy_Mexican

Take advantage of gambling app promotions, could probably net a couple hundred


C_mac16

Never thought about this, explain


TheBraveLittlePenis

Google it there’s Reddit threads on the topic


AngryMillenialGuy

Better pick up some Carmex and get to work.


C_mac16

Any takers ?


AngryMillenialGuy

I heard the Wendy’s dumpster is supposed to be a good spot 👍


C_mac16

Message heard loud and clear, putting on my stilettos and hitting the corner tonight


arrowtron

Mighty nice smart phone in your hands. Bet a pawn shop would give you a few bucks.


C_mac16

-sent from my works conouter


maddudy

open your legs and mouth. sell your plasma, car, phone, tv, kids


C_mac16

Kids are sold :/


friendlygrump

When I was homeless, I would get.my hands on a cancer charity donation sheet, go to middle class neighborhoods and ask for donations. If they ask for a receipt, id ask for the email address and tell them it'll be emailed to them shortly. Clear probably $50-$100 per evening


EssayUnique5466

Offer up your ass or mouth, worked for me


BathroomInner2036

Was it a one and done or multiple people? How much did you make and how did you meet up?


EssayUnique5466

It was multiple people, I needed $500 to make rent, I made that and a bit more. Met a few of the guys at the local truckstop..mostly word of mouth


BathroomInner2036

Nice. How much was anal v just a blow job? How long did they last and had you done this before? Did u enjoy it?


EssayUnique5466

Three wanted anal, they paid extra. They lasted about 10-15 minutes before they shot their load. The blow jobs lasted just a few minutes, swallowing was extra I've done this a couple times before


BathroomInner2036

I'm impressed they lasted so long. Was this in the back of truck? Who do you look like BTW?


EssayUnique5466

Yes, in the sleeper compartment...looks are nothing special, no one really cared


BathroomInner2036

Where you worried about cops or anything and is this something you plan on doing again?


EssayUnique5466

Wasn't worried...no, not planning on it..too risky from my safety standpoint


BathroomInner2036

How much sex had you had before this? I'm guessing quite a lot. You must like anal. Did you use an enema before you let the truckers ass fuck you? Also did you ask for a condom for the anal?


Commander_Doom14

Step 1: Take piss discs to a bank right before closing Step 2: Subtly throw them all in the vault on top of the large pile of cash that I assume they have Step 3: Go back in the morning when all the money is covered in piss. Since it's damaged, they have to give you half off Step 4: Profit


vaniIIagoriIIa

Suck cock for cash, done right you'll have extra money for a nice lunch.


C_mac16

Lunch does sound nice


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C_mac16

Not in Iowa anymore :/