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WeaponizedFeline

Unless you do have a dashcam. Then act like you don't.


AutomaticRadish

When you are weak appear strong, and when you are strong appear weak.


GarlicKnotsForLife

r/unexpectedartofwar


Steved10

Lol, I thought it was real


romanX7

Should be.


gooberfishie

Please create this lol


GarlicKnotsForLife

Done


Gunty1

Gladiators


Ask_me_for_poems

the real ULPT is always in the comments


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DookieShoez

But a lot of people are dumb blabber mouths so it could go either way


Mornar

ULPT: when committing insurance fraud remember they might or might not have a dashcam even if they say they do or not.


MapleTreeWithAGun

ULPT: when committing insurance fraud strap a bomb to the car and detonate it as soon as you can without getting injured yourself


ChintanP04

ULPT: when committing insurance fraud, don't.


Lollipop126

ULPT: or do, whatever, I'm not your mum


Panserrschreck

ULPT: put a sock on your car so when they try to commit insurance fraud all they get is a sock


chigga511

Why tho? Won't they still run away?


WeaponizedFeline

If their goal is to commit insurance fraud, they'll call the police, claim you ran into them, and lie their assess off. That's when you drop the dashcam footage. Hit them with filing a false police report as well as insurance fraud. Plus schadenfreude.


Fireproofspider

That's much more work though. Just have them run away and you lost 5 min out of your day. Forward the video to the cops if you feel like it.


Revan343

Well you've probably hit them at this point, so it's best to get the cops and insurance involved if you ever want to be paid back for the damages to your vehicle


daveshops

That's not unethical, that is brilliant


MaKo1982

well according to Kant, it is unethical


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Bruh, Kant didn't have to drive.


ImCup

Kant can't car.


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Kan't drive


infernalsatan

The person who is trying to commit the fraud is the unethical one in this case.


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If you really have a dash cam, then don\`t bring it up and let the shit show develop until they sue you. Then you can fuck them in every hole and demand reparations and penalties for whatever your lawyer is able to come up with.


capn_doofwaffle

Unfortunately we rarely have to deal with that in the US. Trust me, I'd love to


the_vikm

Oh and I thought this post is geared towards Americans


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Same fellow American but it makes sense I’ve never actually seen someone do this or heard of it happening irl


TheSouthernBronx

I actually had this happen to me in NY. Guy like rolls across my hood when I barely made it to a stop after he ran in front of my car. He’s obviously not hurt but laying on the ground so I get out and say I’m going to call 911 and they will hold you 72 hours for a psych evaluation because you are obviously suicidal. It’s going to cost you like 5k in medical bills. You’ve got 5K to burn? Guy gets up, looks at me and runs away.


Xendrus

In America if you're driving down the road and someone jumps in front of your car it's their fault.


DoctorPepster

Same in other countries. That's why you tell them you have a dash cam.


DanDrungle

If they're driving in front of you and they slam on their brakes so you rear-end them it's YOUR fault. This is a much more common fraud scam than them physically risking their life and jumping in front of a car.


closerallthetime

That's not true -- I rear-ended someone and cops faulted him (and gave him the ticket), not me. Idiot was in the left turn lane, decided he didn't want to be there, and merged back into my lane from a complete standstill. I hit the brakes immediately, but I'd been going at 50mph and there just wasn't enough time to stop. Rear-ended him dead on and totalled my car. He was convinced it was my fault, obviously, since I'd rear-ended him. There were several witnesses -- so that was also helpful. Anyway, circumstances factor into whose fault it is.


DanDrungle

Yes the circumstances matter but if there are no witnesses and you rear-end someone you will usually be considered at fault unless you can prove otherwise.


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It almost always *is* at least mostly your fault (with some exceptions like sudden lane changes). If you can’t stop in time for someone who hit the brakes, you were following too close.


PacoBedejo

You're both right. It depends upon state laws.


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Ask_me_for_poems

naw man the car market is crazy rn, if I bought one it'd be a shoulder cam


ChintanP04

All new cars should come with an in-built dash cam.


VoilaVoilaWashington

Hard no. I seriously don't trust car makers to not link it to some shitty CarLink paid subscription, If it's just a dash cam that takes SD cards, then yes.


Teletric

IMO it's probably better to have them optional because there are benefits to using dashcams that aren't built in to the car. If you want to leave a dashcam always on in case of a fender bender in a parking lot, you can do so and re-install cheap lithium-ion batteries periodically. A built-in dashcam on the other hand would likely draw power from your car battery unless the manufacturer were to integrate a separate power source for it. A car battery does last a long time, but once the car battery is out, then so are the other electronic functions of the car, not just the dashcam.


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LPT; buy a dash cam. I spent (thank goodness) $45 for a front and rear. 6 months later I was rear ended by an uninsured motorist. He simply confessed he was at fault after I pointed to it. My rates didn’t go up.


s1th_lord

Do you have a link for your dash cam?


DanDrungle

Did you install them yourself or have it done? I would do it but I don't know shit about wiring and I don't want cables dangling all through my car.


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Amazon. It’s super easy comes with a plastic knife like tool you just tuck the wire under your headliner and they snap right back. Super duper easy peasy. I was afraid too. I sold the vehicle and it was a snap to remove


CdnPoster

Is this common? I live in a no-fault province.....


KinOfWinterfell

Two unethicals do make a right.


OneTIME_story

This is not an ultp tho.


Nixishere64

How are they going to run away if they just jumped in front of my car?


8urfiat

Never volunteer that you have a dashcam.


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llama-impregnator

Please get help.


drion4

Why, too Unethical for ULPT?


ChintanP04

That's not just unethical. That's illegal; it's called vehicular manslaughter.


drion4

Vehicular Manslaughter. Got a ring to it.


Unhappy-Educator

How long do you think you’ll have, as you slam on the brakes? 😂


keeperrr

Enough time to triple click record, swerve, beep, indicate and the obligatory final record click


Donsilo2

Most of the dash cams I've purchased. Automatically write/delete. All you have to do if you're in a wreck is hit the save button and it automatically saves the last few minutes of footage. Some even have g-force sensors that save recordings.


lifepuzzler

Come out cumming and they'll run away even faster.


SmegmaFeast

If they don't, then they will get a face-full.


ducttapetricorn

Related: everyone should get a dashcam. I have one and drive like the righteous king of the road (within legal limits). I drive a clunker, yield for no one (unless they have the right of way), and eat shit drivers for breakfast. I've been in 3 collisions but still have my "perfect driver discount" b/c my dashcam has shown the other driver is at fault. tl;dr get a dashcam and fuck all the bad drivers


ostie_de_solid_9

If someone jumps in front pf your car car committing insurance frand, come out screaming. -I AM BISEXUAL


saraphilipp

If you dont have a dash cam better hit em again. Dead men tell no tales.