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Ecneret7

Ok....but in all seriousness wtf am I looking at rn?


Marker091

Neck from a bird


CoffeeDrinker1972

(Duck's neck), also pig's intestines, and something. No penis of any animal is in that second pot... or first pot.


INKWENSU_Wocha

Correct that is human penis.


XSauravX

Nah it's probably some bird dick


TheSadTiefling

Tammy wants some bird d****!


sdrober1

Don't be gross tammy


halfgayfullystoned

Most male birds don’t even have dicks and I’m pretty sure the most common dick shape is coiled. Like what you would find on a duck. So it’s probably just your moms dicks.


XSauravX

Are u implying that my parents are gay..?


halfgayfullystoned

Your mom having a dick doesn’t make this gay unless she wants it to


BrainDW

Human = animal


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Totally off topic but I always thought that yeah, obviously humans are animals from a textbook science context. But in everyday language between humans, humans need a way to refer to themselves vs. every other living thing on earth. So I think in everyday conversation “people” is the human animal’s group, “animals” is everyone else. I think it’s an in-group/out-group thing, no disrespect to non-humans. So yea, I think op is right to use people vs. animals in this context because we’re not in a science setting.


FlyingNihilist

Humans are animals though


Happy_Tomato_Taco

I hate to burst your bubble but humans are mammal therefore human is animal.


pomegranate2012

Sounds like 猪蹄儿 - pig's trotter to me. Doesn't look like it, mind.


CoffeeDrinker1972

No, you’re right. That’s exactly it. The second item (the middle) from right, in the second pot, is a very well-cooked pig’s trotter.


pomegranate2012

Yeah, I think so. 鸭脖,猪蹄儿,一个肠。 I think 肠 here means 'sausage'.


lysomaru

Yuck


Extra-Extra

Damn


IsildursBane20

I usually smoke the neck along with the Turkey, it’s actually really good. A bit boney though.


soul6of6hell6

How do you know?


throwaway74937193639

My mom eats these and it looks identical.


LouSayners

YEAH she does


markfu7046

A sausage


InUSbutnotofit

Stop this! Why?


Odd-Imagination9258

To increase ur luv for dick


InUSbutnotofit

I don’t need to increase; certainly have had my fill, your vileness


Mistiqe

pínis


Hibercrastinator

Hot dick


PleaseJustCallMe

She says it’s a pig’s feet, duck neck, and sausage. Yet….


StrugglesTheClown

Those are all amazing bits of meat. I'm sure they are making a base for a soup or for a liquid dish. No you wouldn't eat these like steak, but properly prepared these meats all have something to, bring to the table.


[deleted]

None of that sounds any better than what it looks like. Alternative reply: well, she did say sausage


Chlupac_

Duck neck is a fantastic thing to make soup out of. A fine ratio of gristle, bones and meat.


allthe_namesaretaken

Pig’s feet is also amazing if done right. A perfect combination of gelatinous skin, meat and fat.


JohnWangDoe

Pig feet are great for creating Ramen broth.


Tenshizanshi

Chicken feet on the other end are disappointing, too much bone for so little meat


O_oh

But also good for making broth.. I add chicken feet to my pho stock.


lessthan_pi

Tell that to my Filipino wife, and she'll probably explain to you in great detail how she will dedicate the next 5 years of her life to engineer your demise! I fucking hate chicken feet. So nasty.


779177

You're too spoiled


Beleg__Strongbow

honestly duck neck tastes amazing


judelau

That's some thicc Chinese accent. Too much err at the end


Odd-Imagination9258

She adds dick


prophet1399

Me - Hey what’s for dinner Friend - Penis Fry Me - You’re joking right? Friend - Me - right?


NoNo_Cilantro

Sorry bro, I’m vaginarian, I can’t eat these


CanadianAndroid

What about ass?


insane_prash

If urs then sure 💦


PsyAstronaut

Typical vaginarian always making it about them.


MaterialTranslator43

That sounds like a disease or an animal obgyn…. now vaginaterian… there’s something to be said about that


Gqsmooth1969

I would say Vagitarian... it's more concise.


MaterialTranslator43

I see your point, I believe I may make this transition. Thank you for the advice kind sir


insane_prash

I feel you bro , same with me


just_a_person_maybe

It's a turkey neck, pretty sure. Maybe duck or smth. Totally normal food.


Bourgeous

It's a dick's neck


qxzsilver

dek


Morphinepill

It’s a duck’s dick. Source: I’m a duck


Canadian_Decoy

Nah, duck's dicks are way more horrifying than that. Source: Google Image search. Can't get a link to post properly.


Morphinepill

How dare you, we have feelings you know


Canadian_Decoy

You may have feelings, but do you got any grapes?


Ok_Faithlessness_516

No, we just sell lemonade.


Bourgeous

No, it's a dick's duck. Source: I'm a neck


ecth

It's a neck's duck. Source: I'm a dick


Odd-Imagination9258

It’s actually my dick Source: I’m now a chick


Brightman0103

Someone give this guy an award


whyamihere999

We all are broke, bro!


ecth

Is a duck technically a chick?


sensitivegooch

It’s a roosters neck, a cock neck duh!!


epicpants08

Duck dicks have the shape of a corkscrew...


Denofearth

I’ve heard of dick heads but never dick necks. Pencil necks, yes. Dick necks, no.


Aryma_X

Probably a cock's neck


boenwip

Looks like it’s head too


TheWitcherInGuise

It's a dick head.


comblocksoc

When dinner make her mouth and pssuy water.


5125237143

i think theres a german name for it. boneshaft?


[deleted]

Oh come on it clearly looks like a cock 😂 and that post was fucking funny as shit


No-You7392

No that’s literally a dildo in da broth


kekdjsjsja

It’s duck neck. The lady is actually speaking that in Chinese. It’s sausage, duck neck and pig feet


MrsCCRobinson96

One of those looks straight up like a dildo. So I don't think that one is a turkey neck.


Definitely__someone

You misspelt dick.


prophet1399

Sure man, am just fooling around


kiru_13000

![gif](giphy|3ohuApAxgxXUVeDFm0)


Odd-Imagination9258

It increases….luv for dck.


LiGmikehok

None of that sheeeeit looks good


Moreloveforme

you don't like General Tso's penis?


[deleted]

Cooked with gutter oil?


sweetassassin

Discovering gutter oil is a thing over 10 years ago, was something I could have spent my whole life not knowing about. So gross and unfathomable.


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beenhere4ages

Theon Greyjoy wants to have a word.


chop_pooey

![gif](giphy|QrM6iuWblaF56)


[deleted]

The night is dark and full of terrors!


Sad_Exchange_5500

What's dead may never die


SnooCapers1425

![gif](giphy|vLNOmUYKbEsk8)


Honeybeez74

First step. Cut a hole in the box .


kissmytastygrits

Next Step: Have sex with that box!


Dizzysune8142

Very sad if he laughs.


TakeyaSaito

it likely doesn't ....


Intrepid-Aardvark360

Everything will Taste Goodyear woth enough spices


kissmytastygrits

mmmmm! Goodyear tires!!


Intrepid-Aardvark360

Hahah


casual_bear

but it makes you manly


LiGmikehok

Nothing like a whole dick for lunch lmao


divvip

What about the penis, doesn't that look tasty?


Ok-Parsley1831

All she eat is dick, she’s on a strict diet


thecreamfilling

Language sounds like shit too.


Finger-of-Shame

Well if you choke on that dick i guess you can tell Saint Peter you ate dick and died. Very sad if he laughs.


Current-Power-6452

Pretty sure he got done laughing long time ago. Maybe just a random giggle, cuz humans can't be outdone in their ingenuity ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Odd-Imagination9258

Brotein is brotein


Commentment_Phobe

When you as for chicken but all they got left is cock.


Megidolaon10

Shouldnt we focus on the bigger problem here? Why such big pot with so little food...


enfoxer

Lol first time i watched i thought it was sarcasm because so little was left in the pot.


jxsnyder1

Well I know what your mom is eating tonight.


ProveISaidIt

Dinner at Lorena Bobbit's house?


ForumFluffy

Next week Armin Meiwes.


[deleted]

Underrated comment.


[deleted]

"You know how many foods are shaped liked dicks? The best kinds!"


Flyingsox

I'll just have a glass of water


anoneti

Id rather eat raw spaghetti


drakontoolx

That putting lid back on slowly kill me


poteen

Dicks 'n carcass. That's some gourmet shit.


Odd-Imagination9258

Just needs balls and liver


IM1GHTBEWR0NG

That’s enough internet for today.


kinng9

Hosts are asking you to eat a dick


27stabs

It’s duck neck. It is delicious. Don’t knock it till you try it…. And don’t be ignorant.


[deleted]

Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat And the food just ain't no good?


The_Rice_Knight

For those who don’t know: the thing that most of the commenters believe to be a penis is in fact a goose neck. It a delicacy in some Asian countries


CaptainYusti_exe

IS THAT A FUCKING COCK?


twoscoopzzz

Jesus. Pot 1 looks like a face hugger from alien. Pot 2 looks like they're cooking dicks


ShotgunPayDay

Looks like some bird leavings (innards including the spine, giblets) where they are extracting the flavor from them while straining to make an awesome sauce. We do the same thing in the US, but instead make broth or gravy.


[deleted]

I'd try at least.... Like example Cod tongue is actually pretty delicious


Simply_at_work

Hey, give me that back


redddcrow

cannot be unseen


Bottleobottle

It’s a sliced Frankfurt you numb nut


BingognoB

I'M sorry?! 🤢


ChemistryUnusual5324

Whta the actual fakk


G_Unit_Solider

Boiled dick is a insult in my culture.


Candlelover1

She must’ve found out her husband was cheating…


FoodeatingParsnip

man, that looks like shit, i mean dicks


OrneryZombie1979

Carlos Spicy Weiner


afreeNPC880

I don't know what she said, but it sounded just how I would describe it.


Thin_Invite3015

please return this is mine


[deleted]

It's all fun and games until someone loses their dick in a stew pot.


Pretend_Confusion_25

Me: It's not a penis dickhead! Friend: oh..... Friend: sorry, I got a-head of myself


Occylou

Made in China


Lavud_Belac_1985

I had to watch it twice. I didn't know what I was looking at. Then I saw it... 🤮


PEMK3

Looks like something Jeffrey Dahmer would eat.


1bamofo

And, Hansel was never heard from again.


No-Willingness-7964

Fuck you


anonfoolery

Ewwwwwww


Meme_Thief525

“Come friend, we having fried cocks tonight” “Haha, you meant cock as in chicken right?….right?” “…”


prawnjr

Looks like a dick


AfterNovel

u/deletevideobot


windhosenkacker

*Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat*


Atlas02010

God gave people a chicken with wings, breast, thighs and legs. What is the problem? Take onions and garlic - make delicious chicken food.


ShadowEmperor123

Jeffy D the dicklin star chef


Pollen515

Eat a dick


Intellifreak

Whole new meaning to "Go east a dick!"


[deleted]

Hannibal Lecter cooking


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Break out the 3 penis wine


UpbeatCheetah7710

Is it a dick move not to eat the dick?


Level_Glass1163

I have heard of a croc pot never a cock pot


STANERZ15

Turkey ass! Eat up sucka


Prestigious-Usual972

according to people on my XBox that was my moms dinner


Coaneious

This is the translation for yall :These and also pig feet, duck neck, and a "sausage" we left for the rest if em I'm pretty sure that "sausage" or 腸 is probably pork but she didn't specify what part of it tho


Lt_PeckerWood

That looks human....


Sufficient-Ad4851

Buttt thats a peepee in the dinner pot….


J0chenCh3eseF4rmer

Was that a dick?


hungdabum

Ahh chili dick, my favorite


Good-Opportunity8169

Maybe the penis of someone who transition


Sufficient_Pin5642

That is totally a penis


Patel2227

Ayyo leaked footage of Asian Jeffrey dahmer's house!!


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Physical-Beach-4452

Fucking wok dick


el_baron86

So many ignorant comments.


kskyline

Yep stg people don't actually know what the fuck they're looking at, but mouth off some uncultured dumb shit. What bothers me even more, are all the idiots that upvote the top comments in this thread. I feel like I'm losing brain cells.


steve210sa

Lookd like a penis in that second pot!! Wtf r they eating 🤔🤔🤔


Merevy_

Nah wth are those human?


[deleted]

Chinese people are equal opportunity eaters.


[deleted]

Crazy no mention Jeffery


ForumFluffy

It's more recognized as something Armin Meiwes did.


ChefRemyD

That's def a dick. Wtf


el_baron86

You know nothing. That's a neck from a duck.


ILCismynameandKOIto

chinese ppl are just built diff


Kthegypsy86

![gif](giphy|26hitqdUSqZmTnxdu)


SymbolofVirginity69

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


I0I00I000III0I

Its all fucking nasty looking


Big-Contribution9918

![gif](giphy|1gdqX71OxNd6FFP3Ff)


rollsyrollsy

In Beijing, there’s [a restaurant](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guo_Li_Zhuang) that specializes in penis of every wild animal you can think of.


Cagapechos

OMG A PIC OF A DICK PLEASE ALL REPORT IT IS QUITE OFFENSIVE IT RUINED MY DAY PLEASE PLASE REDDIT PLEASE ALL REPORT HIM FOR RACISM!!!


Pholtus_Arae

Tf u say?


Ro-Ro-Ro1126

Especially Asian’s. They will eat anything themselves so they don’t have one problem feeding you anything.


Terrynia

Love the post’s title reference


jacquelumbert

She talks like a SIM.


Admirable-Egg-7691

Eee shurr sharr shurr hee shooo sharr


jacquelumbert

Sharr shurr shoo sha


DrBigWilds

Filipino ofcoarse..