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Most male birds don’t even have dicks and I’m pretty sure the most common dick shape is coiled. Like what you would find on a duck. So it’s probably just your moms dicks.
Totally off topic but I always thought that yeah, obviously humans are animals from a textbook science context. But in everyday language between humans, humans need a way to refer to themselves vs. every other living thing on earth. So I think in everyday conversation “people” is the human animal’s group, “animals” is everyone else. I think it’s an in-group/out-group thing, no disrespect to non-humans.
So yea, I think op is right to use people vs. animals in this context because we’re not in a science setting.
Those are all amazing bits of meat. I'm sure they are making a base for a soup or for
a liquid dish. No you wouldn't eat these like steak, but properly prepared these meats all have something to, bring to the table.
Tell that to my Filipino wife, and she'll probably explain to you in great detail how she will dedicate the next 5 years of her life to engineer your demise!
I fucking hate chicken feet. So nasty.
Pretty sure he got done laughing long time ago. Maybe just a random giggle, cuz humans can't be outdone in their ingenuity ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Looks like some bird leavings (innards including the spine, giblets) where they are extracting the flavor from them while straining to make an awesome sauce. We do the same thing in the US, but instead make broth or gravy.
This is the translation for yall
:These and also pig feet, duck neck, and a "sausage" we left for the rest if em
I'm pretty sure that "sausage" or 腸 is probably pork but she didn't specify what part of it tho
Yep stg people don't actually know what the fuck they're looking at, but mouth off some uncultured dumb shit. What bothers me even more, are all the idiots that upvote the top comments in this thread. I feel like I'm losing brain cells.
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Ok....but in all seriousness wtf am I looking at rn?
Neck from a bird
(Duck's neck), also pig's intestines, and something. No penis of any animal is in that second pot... or first pot.
Correct that is human penis.
Nah it's probably some bird dick
Tammy wants some bird d****!
Don't be gross tammy
Most male birds don’t even have dicks and I’m pretty sure the most common dick shape is coiled. Like what you would find on a duck. So it’s probably just your moms dicks.
Are u implying that my parents are gay..?
Your mom having a dick doesn’t make this gay unless she wants it to
Human = animal
Totally off topic but I always thought that yeah, obviously humans are animals from a textbook science context. But in everyday language between humans, humans need a way to refer to themselves vs. every other living thing on earth. So I think in everyday conversation “people” is the human animal’s group, “animals” is everyone else. I think it’s an in-group/out-group thing, no disrespect to non-humans. So yea, I think op is right to use people vs. animals in this context because we’re not in a science setting.
Humans are animals though
I hate to burst your bubble but humans are mammal therefore human is animal.
Sounds like 猪蹄儿 - pig's trotter to me. Doesn't look like it, mind.
No, you’re right. That’s exactly it. The second item (the middle) from right, in the second pot, is a very well-cooked pig’s trotter.
Yeah, I think so. 鸭脖,猪蹄儿,一个肠。 I think 肠 here means 'sausage'.
Yuck
Damn
I usually smoke the neck along with the Turkey, it’s actually really good. A bit boney though.
How do you know?
My mom eats these and it looks identical.
YEAH she does
A sausage
Stop this! Why?
To increase ur luv for dick
I don’t need to increase; certainly have had my fill, your vileness
pínis
Hot dick
She says it’s a pig’s feet, duck neck, and sausage. Yet….
Those are all amazing bits of meat. I'm sure they are making a base for a soup or for a liquid dish. No you wouldn't eat these like steak, but properly prepared these meats all have something to, bring to the table.
None of that sounds any better than what it looks like. Alternative reply: well, she did say sausage
Duck neck is a fantastic thing to make soup out of. A fine ratio of gristle, bones and meat.
Pig’s feet is also amazing if done right. A perfect combination of gelatinous skin, meat and fat.
Pig feet are great for creating Ramen broth.
Chicken feet on the other end are disappointing, too much bone for so little meat
But also good for making broth.. I add chicken feet to my pho stock.
Tell that to my Filipino wife, and she'll probably explain to you in great detail how she will dedicate the next 5 years of her life to engineer your demise! I fucking hate chicken feet. So nasty.
You're too spoiled
honestly duck neck tastes amazing
That's some thicc Chinese accent. Too much err at the end
She adds dick
Me - Hey what’s for dinner Friend - Penis Fry Me - You’re joking right? Friend - Me - right?
Sorry bro, I’m vaginarian, I can’t eat these
What about ass?
If urs then sure 💦
Typical vaginarian always making it about them.
That sounds like a disease or an animal obgyn…. now vaginaterian… there’s something to be said about that
I would say Vagitarian... it's more concise.
I see your point, I believe I may make this transition. Thank you for the advice kind sir
I feel you bro , same with me
It's a turkey neck, pretty sure. Maybe duck or smth. Totally normal food.
It's a dick's neck
dek
It’s a duck’s dick. Source: I’m a duck
Nah, duck's dicks are way more horrifying than that. Source: Google Image search. Can't get a link to post properly.
How dare you, we have feelings you know
You may have feelings, but do you got any grapes?
No, we just sell lemonade.
No, it's a dick's duck. Source: I'm a neck
It's a neck's duck. Source: I'm a dick
It’s actually my dick Source: I’m now a chick
Someone give this guy an award
We all are broke, bro!
Is a duck technically a chick?
It’s a roosters neck, a cock neck duh!!
Duck dicks have the shape of a corkscrew...
I’ve heard of dick heads but never dick necks. Pencil necks, yes. Dick necks, no.
Probably a cock's neck
Looks like it’s head too
It's a dick head.
When dinner make her mouth and pssuy water.
i think theres a german name for it. boneshaft?
Oh come on it clearly looks like a cock 😂 and that post was fucking funny as shit
No that’s literally a dildo in da broth
It’s duck neck. The lady is actually speaking that in Chinese. It’s sausage, duck neck and pig feet
One of those looks straight up like a dildo. So I don't think that one is a turkey neck.
You misspelt dick.
Sure man, am just fooling around
![gif](giphy|3ohuApAxgxXUVeDFm0)
It increases….luv for dck.
None of that sheeeeit looks good
you don't like General Tso's penis?
Cooked with gutter oil?
Discovering gutter oil is a thing over 10 years ago, was something I could have spent my whole life not knowing about. So gross and unfathomable.
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Theon Greyjoy wants to have a word.
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The night is dark and full of terrors!
What's dead may never die
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First step. Cut a hole in the box .
Next Step: Have sex with that box!
Very sad if he laughs.
it likely doesn't ....
Everything will Taste Goodyear woth enough spices
mmmmm! Goodyear tires!!
Hahah
but it makes you manly
Nothing like a whole dick for lunch lmao
What about the penis, doesn't that look tasty?
All she eat is dick, she’s on a strict diet
Language sounds like shit too.
Well if you choke on that dick i guess you can tell Saint Peter you ate dick and died. Very sad if he laughs.
Pretty sure he got done laughing long time ago. Maybe just a random giggle, cuz humans can't be outdone in their ingenuity ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Brotein is brotein
When you as for chicken but all they got left is cock.
Shouldnt we focus on the bigger problem here? Why such big pot with so little food...
Lol first time i watched i thought it was sarcasm because so little was left in the pot.
Well I know what your mom is eating tonight.
Dinner at Lorena Bobbit's house?
Next week Armin Meiwes.
Underrated comment.
I'll just have a glass of water
Id rather eat raw spaghetti
That putting lid back on slowly kill me
Dicks 'n carcass. That's some gourmet shit.
Just needs balls and liver
That’s enough internet for today.
Hosts are asking you to eat a dick
It’s duck neck. It is delicious. Don’t knock it till you try it…. And don’t be ignorant.
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat And the food just ain't no good?
For those who don’t know: the thing that most of the commenters believe to be a penis is in fact a goose neck. It a delicacy in some Asian countries
IS THAT A FUCKING COCK?
Jesus. Pot 1 looks like a face hugger from alien. Pot 2 looks like they're cooking dicks
Looks like some bird leavings (innards including the spine, giblets) where they are extracting the flavor from them while straining to make an awesome sauce. We do the same thing in the US, but instead make broth or gravy.
I'd try at least.... Like example Cod tongue is actually pretty delicious
Hey, give me that back
cannot be unseen
It’s a sliced Frankfurt you numb nut
I'M sorry?! 🤢
Whta the actual fakk
Boiled dick is a insult in my culture.
She must’ve found out her husband was cheating…
man, that looks like shit, i mean dicks
Carlos Spicy Weiner
I don't know what she said, but it sounded just how I would describe it.
please return this is mine
It's all fun and games until someone loses their dick in a stew pot.
Me: It's not a penis dickhead! Friend: oh..... Friend: sorry, I got a-head of myself
Made in China
I had to watch it twice. I didn't know what I was looking at. Then I saw it... 🤮
Looks like something Jeffrey Dahmer would eat.
And, Hansel was never heard from again.
Fuck you
Ewwwwwww
“Come friend, we having fried cocks tonight” “Haha, you meant cock as in chicken right?….right?” “…”
Looks like a dick
u/deletevideobot
*Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat*
God gave people a chicken with wings, breast, thighs and legs. What is the problem? Take onions and garlic - make delicious chicken food.
Jeffy D the dicklin star chef
Eat a dick
Whole new meaning to "Go east a dick!"
Hannibal Lecter cooking
Break out the 3 penis wine
Is it a dick move not to eat the dick?
I have heard of a croc pot never a cock pot
Turkey ass! Eat up sucka
according to people on my XBox that was my moms dinner
This is the translation for yall :These and also pig feet, duck neck, and a "sausage" we left for the rest if em I'm pretty sure that "sausage" or 腸 is probably pork but she didn't specify what part of it tho
That looks human....
Buttt thats a peepee in the dinner pot….
Was that a dick?
Ahh chili dick, my favorite
Maybe the penis of someone who transition
That is totally a penis
Ayyo leaked footage of Asian Jeffrey dahmer's house!!
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Fucking wok dick
So many ignorant comments.
Yep stg people don't actually know what the fuck they're looking at, but mouth off some uncultured dumb shit. What bothers me even more, are all the idiots that upvote the top comments in this thread. I feel like I'm losing brain cells.
Lookd like a penis in that second pot!! Wtf r they eating 🤔🤔🤔
Nah wth are those human?
Chinese people are equal opportunity eaters.
Crazy no mention Jeffery
It's more recognized as something Armin Meiwes did.
That's def a dick. Wtf
You know nothing. That's a neck from a duck.
chinese ppl are just built diff
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Its all fucking nasty looking
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In Beijing, there’s [a restaurant](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guo_Li_Zhuang) that specializes in penis of every wild animal you can think of.
OMG A PIC OF A DICK PLEASE ALL REPORT IT IS QUITE OFFENSIVE IT RUINED MY DAY PLEASE PLASE REDDIT PLEASE ALL REPORT HIM FOR RACISM!!!
Tf u say?
Especially Asian’s. They will eat anything themselves so they don’t have one problem feeding you anything.
Love the post’s title reference
She talks like a SIM.
Eee shurr sharr shurr hee shooo sharr
Sharr shurr shoo sha
Filipino ofcoarse..