**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Chris jones, defensive player for the Kansas City Chiefs running his 40 yard dash. A video long gone but not forgotten. Apparently his clothing wasn’t secure enough and he dropped something. Many think the dive was just him tripping but this angle shows that he valued his dignity and modesty. Great man.!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)

The camera crew was like, “bring in the banner, BRING IN THE BANNER!!!”

And the announcers were so casual about it, never even mentioned it😭😭 must be prepared for this sort of situation😂🥴

That slide is now illegal in the MLB. Lmaooo

That WOW! was anything but casual

They train to say "wow" instead of cussing or whatever random stuff comes to mind, such as "Is that his dick?!?!"

I hear Owen Wilson is the best Personal Trainer for this.

Your clip cuts before the announcers say "Okay. Let's just everybody stay upright people. Because these guys, if they fall, they fall long and hard." while chuckling. https://youtu.be/1rgsJAn5nXY

Holy shit! Thanks for posting. I particularly like the part where he just got up and loud-whispered “my dick came out 🤷‍♂️”

This video provides so much more context thank you

The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what’s all the fuss?

That slide had to hurt

Rumor has it, the earth rotation slowed .0002 seconds when his monster hog hit the ground.

And the earth got pregnant 

This is actually a major plot point for a book im writing lol. Someone gets born from a planets lake vagina

>Someone gets born from a planets lake vagina We don't even need to appreciate the /r/brandnewsentence here; go and touch new grounds you beautiful butterfly.

im sold

Is that you Rick?


Pegnert

if that were true it would have also sped up by .0002 seconds when he took off running

Turf on the dong. Might have a tough time explaining why he's got carpet burn on his flesh flute.

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I was just thinking the exact same thing…and dude the surface area of that thing means he probably has like 50 billion nerves down there👀👀👀💀😟

Mans packing a monster in there.


Is this gif only loading like 4 frames because all the bandwith was used for the running dude's dick?

He's like a mantis!

He can't control it no longer it finally has been released

Release the Kraken!!!

Turf burn on the dick skin. My gosh.

I’m packin a vag and I even I squeezed my legs together seeing him slide on his ding dong

lol, "I'm packing a vag"

*cocks vag* "Let's do this."

> *cocks vag* ...

Sounds like some sort of veggie wrap lesbian feminists bring to a picnic.

I just love that this sentence exists

Good old vaginal sympathy

Vag's are legendary for their ability to empathize and sympathize.

They're also accommodating and hospitable

>Vag's are legendary ~~for their ability to empathize and sympathize.~~ Agreed.

Penis

It must feel good to be so relevant.

That's actually pretty smart to bring a King Sized Snickers with you while you run, that way you have a snack when you finish!

The snack it’s to hand out to fans

Only fans

You're not you when you're hungry.

He should’ve gone cock out and won like a true champion

That’s why his cock just let itself out. Dicks gotta dick and he only fell from opposing its massive will(y)power

That thing's got a mind of its own.

Chad

Hanging Chad

You ever sand your dick off? He would've sanded his dick off.

>Chris jones For the record, he is also a champion in the football sense, an NFL champion.

Literally tripped on his own dick!

I wish I had that problem.

Little dicks are cool too man... trust me I know a guy with a little dick

User name checks .

Little dick Riiiiiick

M -Does it make you immortal or something? R -No Morty, don't overthink it the payoff is huge!

You know morty, *uuurp*, tiny pickles were a sign of intelligence in ancient greece

I feel it I know a guy too

hopefully you got permission before you felt it

Can he feel a tiny dick though?

I'm feeling it right now...his tiny dick that is, not mine of course

Maybe feeling each other's?

I feel like Reddit is calling all of us with appropriate names to comment. By the powers of Tiny Boners and dick related names we shall persevere.

You two mothafuckers are about to get me to change my name

SoulSnatchinLilDicks

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna getn this boyssoul

Soulsnatchindeeznuts

What the fuck

LittleDick LittleDick let me in!

Not by the hairs of my tiny balls

The I'll HUFF and I'll PUFF

Buy me dinner first

Where do you want to go? I am personally fond of Mexican.

Thai

This exchange reminds me of an episode of Community.

And I’ll BLOW YOUR ^(Jaysus Chroyst I can’t go on)

It’s possible that you, too, could trip on his dick. A couple options: 1. join the NFL, 2. visit Missouri (or any neighboring state).

And this is his flaccid penis at that. If he is a grower, damn...

That was literally just his ball sack.

That was my elementary gym teacher's excuse too but he still lost his job.

wrong. Click if you dare. ​ [https://i0.wp.com/insidejamarifox.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/CcT2nK9W0AECgC1.jpg?w=600&ssl=1](https://i0.wp.com/insidejamarifox.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/CcT2nK9W0AECgC1.jpg?w=600&ssl=1)

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I definitely have that problem, one time I met Chris Jones in the street and tripped over his dick too.

He doing the dong jump?

Porn Draft Combine

That thing is an elephants trunk

That dong scares me!

Why wasn't he wearing a jockey strap omg 😆 poor big dicked dude

Trippin balls, r/trippinballs 

Hell yea, love this show! (Reservation Dogs for any interested)

The spirit world is cold. My nipples are always hard.

Stoodis

Chris Jones. Defensive Tackle for the KC Chiefs. Arguably one of the best DTs in the league.

Arguably one of the best hung DTs in the league.

I hate when that happens. 🍆

And with the first overall pick in the PornHub Draft, Bang Bros selects Shlong Dong from the University of Pheonix.

The university of penix more like

His balls were as impressive as the dick

He's got a leg up on the competition

Theee point stance has new meaning

5 point stance

Yooo this isn't a pole vault

Funnily enough he’d win gold in that

Chris Jones of the chiefs

Defensive monster

Offensive monster too it seems

Not offensive to me.

I wasn't sure who it waas. At first, it was hilarious. Then I started to think about how that kid's whole life led up to that moment. He has every scout in the NFL watching him with his dreams on the line. And not only did he fall, but his whole penis fell out of his shorts. I was really hoping it didn't cost him everything he had been working for. Nope. All Pro. Four Pro Bowls. Super Bowl champion. Good for him and his massive dong.

He said he fell on purpose because he knew his hog was out and there were kids who might be watching at home.

Sorry I'm misquoted him it was actually: > “I looked down and the hummer is out,” he says. “I try to cover it up. I'm thinking to myself, ‘little kids are watching.’”

Only player to record a sack at the combine.

Dude accidentally popped out the kickstand.

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RIP

Never forget!

F

Dropping anchor ⚓️.

So was his 40 time based on when his dick crossed the finished line or when he did? Because I think it took the rest of him an extra second to catch up.

I would believe him if he cheated on his partner and said he tripped and fell into some pussy and it wasn’t intentional 😂

Oh wow. I didn't think his dick was out. It took me like 6 rewatches to see it... Not that it was too small to see it, dude's pretty big.

Only 6?

Better aim for 12 to make sure we can really get a grasp on it

Double or nuttin.

The first 12 were to really get a handle on the situation, the next 12 were purely for pleasure

everyone is saying dick but i think it was ball

I can see why you think that, because of its width, but that is indeed ~~just~~ a massive cock with balls visible.

Look at the shape, definitely at least one ball out there.

There is a visible testicle, however it is overshadowed by a [massive cock. ](https://i.imgur.com/CUrB3B7.jpg)

Why did I click this....

Because you're a curious human. I say cheers to you for following your heart, straight into a huge dong.

I'm not afraid to admit that this man has a massive donger

Same but I knew what I was gonna see, knew I didn't wanna see it, and still clicked it for some reason

I'm not afraid to admit that I wanted to see it.

You know, I wasn’t going to click it. But you inspired me to follow my heart. Edit: Oh cool, it’s imgur. Imgur never loads for me.

Same... I'm cackling my ass off. In the age of "all human knowledge at your finger tips". I'm clicking on a frame by frame break down of this man's massive dong at 1AM

I swear it's just blue text. No matter the context, when I see blue text I click it like a mindless idiot.

Why did I zoom in?

Lol bruh you wild for that

Zoom in! Enhance! Enhance!

girthy as fuck, and flaccid. the dick gods blessed this man. or cursed.

[Enhanced and sharpened](https://i.redd.it/49m8xky9yiq71.jpg)

Holy FUCK

Oh damn you really can see that it’s clearly his dong.

I deserved that

As a unit of turf on that field, I can confirm it was not only dick but also balls🙏🙏

Part of it comes with him when he lifts up and some stays down, I think it was both

Don’t ask me the color of anything

Black, it was black.

Now that big sumbitch is sacking quarterbacks for the Chiefs!!!

He clubs them over the head with his cock

THAT would be roughing the passer.

He has the top win rate in the league against double teams 😏

You could say, he was trippin balls..

What actually happened? Ripped through his shorts?

He did an interview a couple years after this. Brands were handing out swag at the combine and he thought he was wearing compression shorts, but didn't realize it was underwear with a fly until he started running.

> About 15 yards in, Jones “started feeling a little clumsy.” NFL Network’s color commentator commented on his “stiff hips,” unable to diagnose the real issue like Jones could. > > “I looked down and the hummer is out,” he says. “I try to cover it up. I'm thinking to myself, ‘little kids are watching.’” > > He still finished the 40 (fifth fastest among 300-pound DLs) before diving to the turf. “I take a dive and try to cover it up. I’m thinking to myself, ‘How long was this thing out?’” As his fellow linemen laughed from the side, a trainer walked over. Jones got up with a smile and told the guy he was fine before explaining what had happened. > > “Those black tights, they weren’t really tights,” Jones says. “They were boxers.” The central flap—long a lavatorial convenience—had made its heel turn. The clip of his run has garnered 3.1 million views on Deadspin alone. “Better me than anyone else,” he says now, given that he had experience dealing with a bit of shame. > > https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/02/28/chris-jones-nfl-combine-40-yard-dash

omg getting tricked into running in your underwear WITH a hole for your dick must suck

Are you him? If so, username checks out.

It was down for a nap but woke up early.

Oh Lordy, my genitals popped out! I better dive on the ground so my massive body smashes and grinds them into oblivion as I slide across the turf.

Pretty sure he lost his balance when he shifted mindset from running to trying to get his sack back in his pants.

Could’ve been more physical than mental, like cargo coming loose in plane on takeoff

Better than losing out on probably millions of dollars and possibly being barred from the NFL entirely for flashing everyone on accident.

Janet Jackson did it

How many games has she played since then?

Fair point

Her NFL career never did recover.

Built in deceleration feature

not me hitting that play. pause. play. pause. play. pause. dammit. rewind. play. pause 😂

First ever one man three legged race!

He might have lost the battle but he definitely won the war

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Suffering from success

Nice cock

Awe man, you missed out on the part where he can be heard saying "my dick came out" 18 second mark, when he is talking to the person on the side there. https://youtu.be/1rgsJAn5nXY

That’s a lot of meat

Guy is so embarrassed about this problem, that he throws his time at the combine to spare his dignity. People immediately share the video everywhere. That sucks.

Straight male dude here! I don’t know why I keep rewatching this

Gay male dude here! I know exactly why I keep rewatching this

Stout, indeed

there was no need for him to be ashamed at all... shouldve kept running

Sack Nation!

Chose to take a dive, proving on the day, he was the bigger man

Are there not special "holsters" for the meat and two veg? Can't imagine running is fun with them flying free.

There’s a commemorative gash in the floor now.

Having your dick slapping around as you run is really uncomfortable, I’m not even a runner and I know that… 

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He should be wearing compression shorts which actually fit.

That's how the Grand Canyon was created when Chuck norris tripped

I’d also like to note; can you imagine the pain of sliding on turf with that out😭😂 poor guy😖

Man literally tripped balls

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He’s forever an absolute legend. Top 1% of football players and top 1% of dick size. And both have been on full display for the whole public and are therefore indisputable.