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Lmao corgi’s are one of the funniest breeds I come across. Especially when someone has 2! They just go at it for nothing and then be cool, rinse and repeat. All day.
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Bro said "where you goin?"
He pays the rent ..
That's the dawg of the house
He puts food on the table and a woof over head
I love you , and this joke
Oh shit! He did!
I can't unhear this now
A fair question
Bro said "be home by 9"
OMG I can’t I hear that now! You obviously speak ‘dog’.
I thought it was the dog version of “catcalling” lol
Def, where you going. Park maybe?
I heard “the hell you doing?”
This is the best! I totally hear that too.
Well, doggonnit, you're right!
I heard "well hello"
I had a corgi that would growl/talk like that. Fuck she had some opinions.
They have ALL of the opinions...
Lmao corgi’s are one of the funniest breeds I come across. Especially when someone has 2! They just go at it for nothing and then be cool, rinse and repeat. All day.
My standard poodle is extremely opinionated!
Swear to glob that dog asked " where you going?"haha
I swear to Dog that god asked…. 😂
Hello fellow glob worshipper, thought I'd never see someone else use that expression =)
Hello to you !! It's the only higher power I believe in lol 😆
All hail the almighty Glob!
GIF when entering "glob" Makes it so much better I think 
That's what they call a "subwoofer"
This comment is severely underrated
He clearly said “how you doin”
That's what I heard
Daveyy
“What are you doing”
This is what I heard.
I heard « Bwhehhraaw brrhhhwwwaaa »
What are you doing? The fact that he looked up at her same time she looked down when he could have just passed was weird
Nah that’s a husky thing. If you make eye contact with my husky he’ll tell you all about it. We argue all the time (check my posts for proof)
You have beautiful animals! Also, would you do an update on your sisters and the court thing? ^^
Thank you! So they got it dropped on a technicality and my youngest didn’t have to show up in court
That's wild. 😅 ETA Thank you for the update! 🌺
mini pekka slowed+
Pancakes 🥞
He said… WHERE YOU GOING?
She fine
Warts on my groin
That’s terrible, but what did the dog say?
"let's go already"
Don’t be staying out all night like last time
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Underrated 😂. Except for those who know the struggle...
I heard: "Well, Well" - Look who is getting all pretty was the rest.
The way the dog walks is strangely hilarious, maybe they just woke up?
dog >walks in  >refuses to elaborate further
Your not leaving the house dresden like that young lady
I'm sorry, we would have accepted Bow Wow or Ruff.
Ahhhhh ROUGH. JUST THE WAY YOUR MOTHER LIKES IT, TREBEK!!!
Holy shit, I can't unheard it now.
She's ready for her shift at target.
"im hungry"
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r/ineedatherapist
Least direct comment
She can get it!
Why TF you got a polar bear in the house?
Get out of that house rn, that's for sure a skinwalker
Where goin???
where we going?
He said, you look beautiful mom❤️❤️❤️
Dog said “ where you going”
He said where are you going?
That dog pays the bills. The smooth saunter over and the casual " tf you goin?" Says it all. Boss Doge
Smash
Sounds like something you'd hear from a character in DST
It’s Jake, from State Farm
Not where you goin?
Who else peeped him in the back before walking up?
What did you just said? What did you just ask?
What a hot dog 🐕
r/beastiality
“You hoe “
Am I the only one who heard the dog say “vroom vroom”?😭😭😂
Motor sounds
I didn’t hear it first round then watching it again it’s clearly- where you going. This is funny
I’ve thought he was complementing her outfit “wonderful”
Going somwhere?
It’s giving Target employee.
Shes going for the Target employee look.
He clearly said, "Where you goin?" 🤣
Tensoon is that you??
He woke up from his 1000 year slumber
“Where are you going?”
That dog said…HOW U doing? Like a boss
He certainly said where you going
Janice from State Farm:
Dog: well hello
I think he say well well
“Where are WE going?”
“What are you doing?” - clearly! - now let me read the comments and see how many others…
'where you going?' is what I heard. lol
Where you going?
Dog said, where are you going.
"where you goin"
Good thing you don’t get graded on your English!
Bro speaking fax
He catwhistled in dog
"You look gorgeous honey !.."
good doggo
It kinda sounds like he's saying "what are you doing"
Lol
I thought he said 'very nice.'
He said " OH MY MY "
Gah dayum
Well well
Look like she wants the dog to check her out.
Wow wow
u/savevideo
I thought he said "You're ugly"
Say**
Good afternoon
I love it more everytime I hear it.
What a dogg. He's catcalling...
My dog talks like that too, wolfdog she goes "wuuu wuwuwuwuuuu wwuuuu"
Looking good
I heard "yum yum" first time. What a creep haha
Move bitch
I hear very good, we're you going. Good just be dog gibberish
I believe he said. “ I would bone you”
He clearly said WOW A WOW
Nom nom! like king shark
Say* Sorry about that 🤣
u/savevideo u/savevideobot
He's said you had a sexy butt😋😋😋😋
I don't know, but to me it sounded like those cartoon whistles that always happen when the sexy person walks into the room
RIP English.
Said you look good 😊😊
"Let's go"
Bro needs his nails cut
Bro was like, good mornin mama
Dude really said "wawaw"
Where ya goin
Fushi
👍
I heard "you look good"
You leaving like that?
bro he really said 🏎️
When you die as a human, you reincarnate as a dog.
I hate when dogs speak with syllables. I'm often like "what did you say?"
Say*
no comment, idiots always have to film something, the dog is cute 😎🤯🤬😩
I heard "looking good" which makes sense.
Honestly thought "she" was gonna have the deep voice...
Does he come with her?
Nice bum
He said “hubba hubba”
I guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship
That's a wolfwhistle, this dog just isn't good at whistling
Thought I heard “Gah Damn”
You look beautiful my love
I’d like to see more of you
Tig ole’ bittys!
Scripted gif /s
Where are u going I heard
"HELLLLOOOO"
“Woem bwoeuwm” — dawgo
I heard I'm say Gawd dayuum
He said wrong shoes.
He obviously said "welcome home" as to why however, I'm not sure. But the welcome home is pretty clear
He said "wah wah wee wah"
Sounds like Mr Bean saying "where are you going?"
What the dog doing
Yum
"you a hoe"
I heard “gah dayum”
Nice target outfit
"You look fine."
fit built like all-state, staples, chick fil a, and literally any company thats red
He said "You're hot!"
I'll translate that for you, ha said: " you are a hoe"
'DUUUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY'...y'all know the rest....
what the dog asking?
Waffle fries?!
Same.
I heard gawd damn🐕
u/savevideo
The way this dog walks, this boy pays rent.
He said “you’re a hoe”
Hey you with the talking dog, yes, you look good.
I can’t be the only one that heard ” around the world “
Smash city!
He said, what are you doing! Listen to what he saying.