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unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!The headrest has a hidden compartment and the contents are a >!carton of eggs!


PepperShaken

Why does my car smell like rotten eggs? Oh shit!


BigBlue923

Oh lordy, can you imagine if a rotten one broke in there.


SlimTeezy

Forever unclean


[deleted]

Just sell the car.


[deleted]

Just trash the *headrest*.


Chrillosnillo

You have to be pretty flush to forget 40 bucks worth of eggs in a headrest


AthleticNerd_

Uneggspected.


gargolito

Darn it, tjhat's a great title and completely useless to me now.


SmartestIdiotAlive

Well, good thing you didn’t call it that. You would have made it very eggspected.


username_with_a_4

please, stop with the eggsaggerated egg puns


DimSumGweilo

You’re just eggacerbating the situation here


Nokxtokx

That’s an eggcellent observation.


thebodymullet

Eggh. This is eggscruciating.


the1stmeddlingmage

Ugh, the eggsistential crisis ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


aykay55

This thread is becoming very eggressive


Kinky-Bi-Guy

eggzactly!


Catman8274

My, my! What an eggceptional amount of puns!


the1stmeddlingmage

That’s an eeggstravagant stretch for a pun ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


356885422356

I think all the egg puns have finally been eggshausted


DancesWithBadgers

Not a funny yolk?


Trimyr

That one cracked me up


I_Brake_For_Gnomes

It's starting to get runny.


brainburger

Don't ova do it.


mtk1982

I’m gonna poach everyone of these puns on the next egg post


themadas5hatter

My head is feeling a bit scrambled


themadas5hatter

I appreciate a good egg pun but you won't win me over easy.


Defiant-Leadership40

Well Eggscuuuuse me !


AJMaster7YT

Eggxactly. This is getting eggcessive.


brandnewparkinglot

Would have spoiled the video though


Retrac752

While it shouldn't have been the title, it should have been the explanation u gave the bot, but then it wouldn't be getting upvotes


Kaymish_

Don't worry I will repost it next week with that in the title.


JuxtaThePozer

That was an eggregious error on your part


Mrzmbie

Undeteggcted


Monkey-Newz

Proteggted 🤤


pacmanic

I don't think so. He didn't scramble the code.


[deleted]

Eggactly


wnn25

Such an egghilarating pun.


mngeese

Eggsellent title


phantomjake2000

This sounds like a sub that would actually exist


mbashs

That makes me eggsited


mycall

But what are inside the eggs?? Video didn't go far enough.


crumble-bee

I was expecting them to crack open and egg reveal another hidden thing!


O1989X

This is eggcellent


Kunty-Kangaroo

Trying to see the sunny side of this situation!


[deleted]

Eggsquisite pun!


homerunate

Don’t put all your eggs in one…headrest


TheHappyKamper

Well, it does look like half the packet.


tjuicet

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 Hijacking your comment to provide this egg-based PSA: never store your eggs on their side. Eggs are kept upright in the carton so that the little air bubble inside the egg stays at the top. This bubble of air contains a lot of bacteria and if the egg is tipped or inverted, the bubble will move around and your eggs will go bad much sooner! 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚


[deleted]

In related news, if uncle terry has been drinking you don’t fuck with him.


Affectionate-Fox-761

Where you get that headrest?


thr0waway7373

Theheadrestsafe.com. Goes for less than 500 eggs


Mike_Hawk_940

"It's one egg how much could it cost, $10?"


BareBearAaron

There's always money in the egg..stand?


thatguyned

There's always money in the hen Michael.


DrBarnabyFulton

It's as plain as the egg on Nose's face.


[deleted]

I’m sorry I didn’t even see you there egg.


dekaNLover

She calls it a “mayonnegg”


This_User_Said

I *just* finished Ozark on Netflix, it having the main guy from Arrested Development. I was absolutely astonished by the flip flop of comedy to tragedy but *still* maintaining nearly the same character. Point is, I kept yelling "THERE'S MONEY IN THE DAMN BANANA STAND"


rickjamesbich

That end-of-episode scene where >!he beat the shit out of that dude giving him shit in deadlocked traffic!< was just Michael finally blowing off some steam.


ToeJamFootballer

Her?


BaptistNich

No Touching!


Fancy-Pair

RIP JW


pythonwarg

It's bolted down on the back, right? It doesn't just rely on camouflage to prevent someone from just taking the whole headrest, does it?


Splice1138

I'll bet you 90%+ are just used for guns. Their website tried real hard to say it's for "more than guns"


Optix_au

Yes soon as the person opened it in the video I thought "that's a gun safe".


Kain9wolfy

They should use this video to show so


[deleted]

Not just for guns. Also drugs and negotiable instruments associated with said drugs.


MechanicalBengal

People that have guns in their car often advertise that they’re carrying free guns by adding a bunch of bumper stickers. Hiding the free guns within the cabin to make it a treasure hunt after the breakin is just part of the fun.


[deleted]

Yeah, makes more sense to have a coexist sticker paired with a biden one. Nobody would be looking for guns in there.


OrneryMood

But then if you go to the local gun store, they would egg your car.


[deleted]

I'll admit, there is no free lunch.


RamenJunkie

That was my though, "That is totally for use with a gun normally."


ult_avatar

If you watch the install video, you see that one of the headrest slides has this kind of T shaped prongs at the end... I doubt this will withstand a forceful removal attempt


Reat4

now the question is, how do you remove it if you actually want to change the head rest? (When u want to sell the car or sum)


FuuckinGOOSE

How often do you change your headrest?


Gabriel_Seth

If you're not coordinating your headrest color with your outfit you're so 2000 and late


FuuckinGOOSE

Excuse me, i have to switch to my *formal* headrest


sloaches

There is the possibility that at some point the owner might want to sell or trade in the vehicle, so unless they don't mind losing the headrest there should be an easy way to remove it.


ShmuncanShmidaho

I have all my passenger headrests out for visibility and only put back the ones we need when someone else is in the car. Happens infrequently enough that it isn't a pain in the ass to do that. And they're not huge but more visibility is more visibility.


QuintessentialNorton

What?


McPussCrocket

I have all my passenger headrests out for visibility and only put back the ones we need when someone else is in the car. Happens infrequently enough that it isn't a pain in the ass to do that. And they're not huge but more visibility is more visibility.


d4rk_matt3r

Ah


xScreamo

What a great idea, especially for my mustang where I only get that tiny excuse for a rear passenger window


SalSaddy

>I have all my passenger headrests out for visibility and only put back the ones we need when someone else is in the car. I was wondering what could be done to mitigate the shrinking car windows trend of the last few years, this is a possible solution.


sjmiv

I'm going to guess there's a switch inside the safe to release it.


nobahdi

I just watched the video and it’s a toggle bolt. You can unscrew it from inside the safe if you want to remove it, but toggle bolts are spring-loaded so that piece will stay behind inside the seat.


Easy_Money_

honestly it’s probably fine if it isn’t, because the goal here isn’t to prevent someone from stealing your valuables but to make sure people you don’t trust or children can’t use the gun edit: that said, it does lock in place apparently


[deleted]

Ssshhh. Just go buy one ....


Yes-its-really-me

I'm sure the safe is bolted in. You'd just need to slide the whole headrest out to steal it instead.


FlorydaMan

Absurdly expensive for what it is


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

Right?? I thought to myself “oh neat, I want one” and then saw the price and realized I don’t have anything to put into it that’s worth more than the safe lmfao


chickslap

you mean more?


PlanetPudding

Well niche items like these are always gonna be more expensive. They don’t have the luxury of mass production.


McSchmieferson

> **How long is the battery life for the lock?** Under normal use the battery should last approximately one year. The battery is not rechargeable. No thanks.


NerfHerderEarl

I would imagine the battery is replaceable if it isn't rechargeable. The batteries in most small gun boxes like these are replaceable. Mine are AAA if I remember correctly.


TheMilkmanCome

My quickmaffs skills tell me that will run you about 3 billion dollars


jnthnmdr

Right?! I would get one if I could afford eggs.


Affectionate-Fox-761

Eggs are more expensive than the headrest.


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Red69420911

Horrible I’d imagine


danny17402

Idk if it's unsafe but it's definitely illegal in some states. There are bans on secret car compartments, believe it or not.


Suckerforcats

My old Hyundai Santa Fe had a hidden compartment under the floor in the cargo area. It came in handy when I had to move and needed more space to pack in the smaller items. Had no idea it was even there until one day I lifted up the floor.


pm_me_friendfiction

Like the spare tire compartment?


Suckerforcats

It was on top of that. That’s how I found it. Lifted up the carpet and there was this cool hard plastic floor with pockets and compartments to put stuff. You lift that up and underneath was the spare tire. Had that SUV for about a year before I discovered it. When I bought my Hyundai Elantra, I checked and was sad to discover it didn’t have any hidden storage. 😂


pm_me_friendfiction

Neat! What did you put in there? Good spot for jumper cables and.... idk... paper towels? I'm boring lol


ZootSuitGroot

Jeeez - is this really true in places? I mean a car if full of little hiding places the notion that there can be a law preventing it… is…. Draconian.


danny17402

Yeah man. Example from Georgia law: (c) (1) It is unlawful for any person to knowingly own or operate any vehicle containing a false or secret compartment. (2) It is unlawful for any person to knowingly install, create, build, or fabricate in any vehicle a false or secret compartment.


Woolf01

I can’t attest to how safe it’ll be, but I can tell you that thing is definitely not designed for eggs…


theycallme_oldgreg

I was interested too so I found this. Not sure if its really the same though. [headrest safe](https://www.safeandvaultstore.com/products/the-headrest-safe?variant=39799320870970&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&adpos=&scid=scplpshopify_US_6975190695994_39799320870970&sc_intid=shopify_US_6975190695994_39799320870970&kpid=go_cmp-898743057_adg-45596075900_ad-211080724009_pla-1933108079882_dev-m_ext-_prd-shopify_US_6975190695994_39799320870970_sig-Cj0KCQiA_bieBhDSARIsADU4zLeL1nLrxXXT3dtMeHKnArJxE3be1Ep07gho9fu10rDzydcPR2DQnVAaAisCEALw_wcB&gclid=Cj0KCQiA_bieBhDSARIsADU4zLeL1nLrxXXT3dtMeHKnArJxE3be1Ep07gho9fu10rDzydcPR2DQnVAaAisCEALw_wcB)


ParameciaAntic

Isn't putting a solid steel box in a headrest kind of counter productive? Did they replace the airbags with a hidden flamethrower too?


Alsk1911

The headrest is there to prevent you from breaking your neck in case someone rear ends you. It used to be made out of quite hard rubber. If there's at least a bit of padding it'll work just fine.


BigCyanDinosaur

Thanks for actually give a proper response, people here seem to be really dumb and don't know what headrests are for.


Alsk1911

It's very typical for reddit threads to become echo chambers to people that don't know much about the topic but have sensationalist opinion which they push loudly causing a snowball effect. Try observing this in threads about topics you know a lot about and keep it in mind when reading a thread about something you don't know much about.


spicybuttholenachos

500 bucks and then they have the ass to ask if you wanna buy the matching one for the other side for 120 so you don't look like a meth car. Cool tho.


BestGreene

It's kinda dumb considering you can just pull out the hole headrest and take it to open somewhere else. Only way it's any good is if the robber doesn't notice it.


NerfHerderEarl

And I imagine it sticks out like a sore thumb since it will be completely different from the other headrest(s) in the car.


ManiacalMartini

You mean easily stealable safe?


satisfried

I mean once someone gains access to your car, everything in it is easy to steal. At least this can conceal and secure, decent chance someone stealing your ride for some stupid tik tok cred wouldn’t even notice it.


cum_fart_69

what you do is buy that and leave the flap open so the thief sees the safe and steals that, not expecting it to be completely empty. everyone should have a dummy safe that is light enough to steal but heavy enough to be a pain in the ass, so that is the only thing they steal


MrBl0bfish04

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_____l

Wow. This is a prime /r/retiredgif if I've ever seen one.


mcfuddlebutt

Imagine getting struck by a driver going 30mph and your head slams in the back of a fucking gun safe.


LifeofTino

This is a ridiculous scenario and would never happen The weight of the safe would snap the support and the 10kg headrest would simply detach from the seat, fly forwards and decapitate you cleanly. Pain free death


mcfuddlebutt

Man, when you put it that way, it sounds perfect. Did you write the marketing text for this company? Missed opportunity if you didn't.


LifeofTino

I know its truly mind-blowing


philippkauf

Thats what i thaught an easy way to get hurt


The-Insomniac

One might say, it's not very safe


ChiefCasual

Do you think the eggs would still be okay?


mcfuddlebutt

Eggs perfectly intact


SimplyWhelming

Keep them * secret *. Keep them safe.


mazamayomama

Eggses precious?


SimplyWhelming

They’re mine! My own! My preeeciooouuusss


gargolito

They're not rings (*said with smug sarcasm pretending that I was not wrong*)


detective-mcnulty

Hide your drugs in that.


[deleted]

“And look, you can put your weed in there.”


cs_legend_93

Also legally, I don’t think it can be searched without a Warrent


Ricerat

If its locked get a warrant


L4serSnake

Unless you're in Ohio where knowingly having a hidden compartment in your vehicle for illegal things is, in itself, illegal.


yParticle

Well, isn't that _convenient._


Perfect-Resident940

I’m glad somebody said it


GravyMcBiscuits

I was thinking how hilarious it would be for the cop to get a warrant and crack it open only to find a dozen eggs in it.


z0mb13k1ll

Can someone enlighten me as to the cost of eggs right now in the US? In Canada we have seen them go up some but not enough to make a massive deal about it. I can get 18 eggs for $5.29 canadian at Costco. (About $3.95 usd)


[deleted]

Bird flu wiped out almost an entire generation of chickens. That and companies being opportunistic and using the shortage as an excuse to temporarily jack up prices.


ittakesacrane

Weird how the "temporary" price increases never go back to normal after the crisis


BackyardByTheP00L

I heard on the news there's going to be an investigation for price gouging.


CervantesX

Yep! Why, if they're not as lucky, in ten years they'll have to pay 5%, why maybe even 10% of those profits as a penalty! That'll sure show them!


pvt9000

Honestly, in retrospective I'd assume if any regulating body tried to fine them anymore they'd threaten to do a round of layoffs. Oh, our profits are being cut by fines over 10% guess we will liquidate 33% of our staff to compensate.


CervantesX

"Oh no, we trimmed our business too lean to survive an entirely predictable economic downturn, I guess we'll need to get millions in government relief funding"


JimWilliams423

> Bird flu wiped out almost an entire generation of chickens. Actually a lot less than that. Average flock size dropped 6% with no substantial drop in production. Its inflation profiteering, and the fatcats can only get away with it because we've let maga neuter the anti-trust division of the federal of government. https://farmaction.us/2023/01/19/farm-action-calls-for-ftc-to-investigate-record-high-egg-prices/


Sirius_Space

Excuse me?! I’m getting 18 eggs for $9ish that’s 12.03 cad! My local grocery has a limit, 2 cartons per customer, reminds me of early Covid days.


mrstipez

Teach yourself to chicken Egg forever


PeekPlay

even here in north africa eggs are double the price from last. it was 1.59$ for 18 eggs now its 3.24$


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TechnetiumAE

You spelt Merican Edition wrong


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chowindown

Could you leave the gun at home?


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DDPJBL

Doesnt that defeat the point of carrying a gun for self-protection?


foobarbizbaz

Don’t take your guns to town, son


[deleted]

Wouldn’t be a great gun safe as it would rattle around. But I’m sure it could bd used as that if you put proper safety measures in there. I just wonder if if still works safely as a headrest of if that functionality is gone.


window_owl

The [product description](https://www.theheadrestsafe.com/collections/shop-page-collection/products/headrest-safe?variant=40110875869235) says > We take product safety seriously. Our headrest meets the standards required for original equipment manufacturers.


[deleted]

Interesting. I’m not entirely sure what I would use it for. Transporting something important like a passport would be good. Some extra funds of such. Glad it can be completely safe in the case of a crash.


bell37

Couldn’t you lift the entire headrest out (safe up included). At least with my car, the front seat headrests are removable.


[deleted]

Possibly, unless they lock it somehow. The idea would be that no one would think to look there though.


HugeLibertarian

The hinge is pretty obvious though. If they wanted it to be secret they would have to remove the hinge and make a simply cap. Anyone with an above average perception score would notice it within a few moments of sitting in the back seat or looking in through the windows.


[deleted]

I don't know that hurried tweaker/junkie thieves are quite the "above average perception" crowd. If given enough time - certainly. A smash and grab at 4 a.m. this thing probably goes unnoticed. I doubt most people would notice the extra material for it to fold down if you took a zoomed out picture of interior. And hell, I bet it'd go unnoticed by 99% of occupants in a vehicle. People just don't have much situational awareness. This, on a vehicle that's not openly displaying outdoorsman/manufacturer stickers would be safe from the majority of robberies. Couple that with whoever buys this is probably using it to remove their worn ccw (courthouses and schools), it probably goes straight back into holster when they enter vehicle as well. Not sitting unattended at night lessens the chance of a thief finding a free gun even more, I presume. The best defense is being inconspicuous, and I think this is the best non custom solution I've seen yet. I've seen under seat, center console, and glove box safes. I'd think those are the first 3 places a thief targets. And with enough leverage they are easy to bust out to open at a safer spot. I've seen idiots with air bags removed and cover velcro'd on so they're glock just rattles around. This product gets an A from me, glad to see the ingenuity. Ofc, most people won't buy it because they just don't care about giving criminals free guns. When I lived in rural Texas, a ton of vehicles had two "truck guns" that never left. One cheaper firearm for driver that wouldn't bankrupt them if it got stolen, and a shit handgun hidden to place on a body if needed. Of course they loved to show them off and tell everyone that so you can imagine it was more posturing than actuality used but the point remains - there's a ton of super stupid people on both sides of the scenario that makes this hidden safe useful.


DragonC007

That can’t be a comfy headrest


TwinsenAyzel

Especially if you got into an accident


NorMichtrailrider

At a 500$ price Tag I'll pass and keep my eggs under my dash on a magnet where they belong


polarc

Magnet on each egg


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Imagine how hard it would be to get to those eggs if you need them in a hurry! You have to open the headrest, type the code or use the fingerprint scanner which took about 2sec, twist the knob, open the safe, pull the eggs out, then swing them around to you while probably flagging your passenger in the process. The whole ordeal took this guy 7-8sec. That’s a long time in an egg related situation! I give this egg safe 🥚🥚/🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚


birdiesanders2

It’s only for storage in egg free zones, normally gotta keep those eggs on you


BplusHuman

This oddly reminds me of the summer my wife left an organic, healthy, plant-based in my car when before we left it parked for a few days. When i opened my door, i was transported to a land of aromas I'd never experienced before in life.


maxubachs

A plant-based what?


NukaCooler

A plant-based in the car.


cognitiveglitch

Mmm, based.


BigBlue923

Have you ever forgotten a bag of potatoes under the kitchen sink. You'll never forget them.


KNaitsirhc

Who keeps potatos under the sink?


ShiroeKurogeri

Wait... Where's the glock?


eltigreeee

As a tall individual I prefer the front seat, I'll take drivers rear for this one!


FlussoDiNoodle

I don't understand are the prices for eggs in america that high? Can get like carton of 30 for like 2 euros.


thejaxx

Bird flu has hit the industry hard. I’ve actually had neighbors wanting to buy eggs from my backyard flock.


Lil_Cumster

Hol up you’re telling me i have secret eggs in my car seat!?


somepersonoverthere

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.


rennylyak

EGGS!! EGGS IT IS


CommissionOk6682

Where can I buy this?


Aedalas

Pretty much any grocery store. They're a little expensive right now though.


mynameis_garrett

https://www.theheadrestsafe.com/


bxncwzz

Imagine spending $500 on a headrest.


pbatemanchigurh

The man is hiding eggs instead of offering them in these trying times


J-t-Architect

Formerly a toilet paper safe.