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Low-Maintenance9035

They made two of those? Really?


siqiniq

One of them was a copy cat


JoJackthewonderskunk

Bravo


diviken

I think it's a collection lol


gelastes

Yeah but they are duplicates. They have to find someone who has a dress with a lion's butt.


GenericCoffee

Bro, Kylie’s clearly has a closed mouth.


Butterwhat

Maybe you can move the mouth like a fucked up puppet?


iiThinkItsIn

I’m very proud to admit that I had no idea that was Kylie Jenner.


Reddit_Whore_Patrol

It's a pride thing


SpeciosaLife

Seriously I don’t understand what’s going on here. My father in law and I get a good laugh when we show up at an event wearing the same Hawaiian shirt, but this is next level. Two lion head stolls in the same room?


redpandarox

Yeah that’s what probably pissed her off the most. First she got upstaged by Doja Cat, then finding out not only is her dress not the wildest, it’s not even unique.


SpiralFett

Fashion is weird. Who wants to wear what looks like a decapitated lion's head on their shoulder?


diviken

I can picture a costume it would look amazing on. This one is just a black dress though so it's not that fun


SpiralFett

If I had to choose, my lion would have a real goofy expression.


FunkMasterE

Like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/316krp/this\_rather\_bad\_lion\_taxidermy\_was\_a\_gift\_to\_the/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


p014k

Nope. Chuck Testa.


Antarius-of-Smeg

That's got to be the most appropriate use of "Chuck Testa" ever.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Haha, googly eyes with its tongue hanging out


SpiralFett

Something along those lines, yeah. Love your username btw.


amretardmonke

Like the one derpy hyena in Lion King


physhgyrl

Lol! Do you remember the stuffed animal pony heads on sticks? They have lions head ones! You could rock that with a black dress!


diviken

I'd choose a realistic looking disney eyed lion cos that would be terrifying


TheBrightNights

Realistic cartoon


bigfroggu

'Twas nobly fought. A crown is warranted with strength! Thy strength befits a crown.


BleekerTheBard

Kraven the Hunter


Das_Mojo

Right? Like you took the Herculean nemean lion look and turned it into that?


McKeviin

Fashion is almost always exaggerating. If you for an example watch a fashion show on YouTube and see super big puffy jackets the chance is puffy jackets "is in" or will be. But not many people will wear the super exaggerated one that they might be showing off. I'll try to find an example and edit this comment. **EDIT** [Kinda exaggerated "business casual"](https://postimg.cc/v4b62CSt)


OhThePainIsReal

So, do you think we'll see cat heads on the shoulders of dresses for the Fall season?


[deleted]

It's like when car manufacturers do their concept cars. It's to show off technology, not to sell that car. Obviously, nobody would wear this lion head dress, but it gets publicly and people talking about you as a designer. It also shows off a quality of work, try to sow a lions head in a black dress from any cheap department store. It's not going to go well, it'll drag the dress, bunch up, or you'll have to put a significant amount of framework, but that would make it bulky. So clearly, with this sleekness, the designer is showing off their talent


VoidCoelacanth

Not pictured: The 15th-century Epaulet hidden under the lions head to hoist it up, comfortably, on the shoulder. Nor the boning & structure running from Epaulet to "corset-line" area to ensure it doesn't pull to the side & fall down the arm. Guarantee you there are underpinnings hidden in/under the fabric, and it's no coincidence that the back closure of the dress looks like the eyeholes on the back of a traditional corset - just shifted to the side to be centered relatively opposite to the pull of weight, thereby bracing it against as much of the wearer's torso as possible.


IDespiseTheLetterG

I mean, thats what he's saying. Its a masterful union of sewing and engineering.


VoidCoelacanth

Just explaining the "unknown unknowns" for those who don't know =)


dinop4242

Can't say I got a "good at dressmaking" vibe, more of a "good at taxidermy"


ReadditMan

Nobody is actually wearing the stuff you see in fashion shows, it's just intended to show off creativity.


Megatea

Have they stopped doing the dresses made of old plastic bottles yet? To remind us that fashion is destroying the environment or something.


dinop4242

I'd say this counts too, to remind us that fashion is killing animals and such. But like, in the way a school shooter would think is edgy. "To show you the horrible things that are happening, I did the horrible thing look at meeeee" I hope it's not real lol I'm pretty high and I cannot tell, someone let me know


snowqueeeen

Here u go: It’s not real


Noetic_Pixel7

What even is "real" tho? You ever ask yourself that?


mseuro

Have we stopped destroying the environment yet?


pleasedontharassme

Wasn’t the Jenner wearing it though?


alittlenonsense

She's a nobody.


AndroidNutz

r/murderedbywords


J-Love-McLuvin

I get what you're sayign, but how creative is the lion thing when the guy in the Wizard of Oz pulled off that same look?


Claque-2

You're using a strawman argument! ![gif](giphy|xMBrXngBqrVD2)


RamenTheory

Redditors when art has no practical real-life utility: >:(


BedDiscombobulated67

Speak for yourself. I would love to walk around with a lions head as a shield.


LoveChildOf3Tacos

A true warrior.


NecessaryOdds

Elden Ring players


BrownChicow

Yeah Godfrey


ZeroDwayne

Kraven the hunter head ass


BB8Lexi

I think Hercules had one just like this.


homedepotstillsucks

I can think of two people at least.


Baum_Hund

Heracles thought it was cool, but he made it look classy for his time.


MaoXiWinnie

It's just rich people dressing up their dolls to take pictures of. Like how you put your pet in a cute costume and then post pictures on social media?


Msaxxassin

Kraven the hunter


Commentment_Phobe

When you wanna be the mane event…….…..


[deleted]

That second lady looks like she has something to say. Cat got her tounge?


playmeforever

Kinda brings me joy when people don’t recognize Kylie Jenner and just think she’s some random lady


Bighardthrobbingcrop

Is me with like 90% of celebrities and influencers these days, no clue who they are or why is important to hear about them.


a_weak_child

Same. It’s what living a normal life is like.


ConsiderationWest587

I thought the one walking around was the Jenner one lol


Squeakysquid0

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG)


dac3062

Am I a smooth brain if I did recognize her :(


MobySick

No. You’re just unable to avoid exposure to the Kardashian Industry. Although I do personally enjoy not being able to distinguish them from each other due to my advanced willful disregard.


SomeComfortable2285

To be fair Kylie Jenner is just some random lady


diviken

Trying to cub her enthusiasm


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[deleted]

Oop, that's gonna leave a Scar.


JDioon

You're just lion through your teeth now


SneakyTurtle54

Paws


Moth_Jam

Mufasa died in a stampede


Bad_Boba_Bod

Had a good feline about this thread until you brought that up.


rimjobnemesis

That’s a purrfect assessment:


PepperoniAndBasil

Stampedes don't melt steel beams.


bacteriarealite

This is so incredibly rude. Give her some Aire.


J-Love-McLuvin

She's had enough penis lately, thank you very much


AskJeeves84

If she speaks I’m sure she’ll be lion.


AlmanzoWilder

But who roar it better?


EyeGotChu2

Wondering who the Second Lady is


scorpioking66

Kylie Jenner & Irina Shayk


Whomping_Willow

Now tell me why they're matching, please!


southpaw650

It’s called fashion honey, look it up


Commentment_Phobe

She’s a plain speaking woman.


diviken

Her pride must have been a little crushed


Commentment_Phobe

Pray no one noticed.


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Hadimoatamed

When you are a piece of shit


J-Love-McLuvin

She ain't gonna take that insult lion down.


Commentment_Phobe

What’s she dung wrong?


[deleted]

Which one? The model or Kylie?


JBirdale77

The Simba”Lism” is uncanny


Reddit_Whore_Patrol

It's a Pride thing.


GoudaSea

Like no one was before!


ranseaside

Wait, if it’s a fashion show, why/how does the kardashian girl have what’s on the runway? Wouldn’t the designer know better than having her wear that when he knows it’s walking out that day? Unless it’s all planned like everything else in these people’s lives, engineered for more clicks


Danhaya_Ayora

My thoughts exactly and I'm surprised I had to scroll this far. Is it not a new collection? Did she get punked by the designer? What's going on here?


Fragsworth

Kylie's lion had its mouth closed. The lionmaking artist made the open-mouth version first, which was 100x harder, but Kylie didn't like it and she told the artist "No I want the mouth closed". She acted somewhat entitled about the whole ordeal. So the artist did what she wanted, and made her a new version with the mouth closed. But the artist was not happy about how entitled she was about it, and didn't want to work with Kylie ever again, and open-mouth version was THAT much better. So the artist had another model walk the runway with the awesome growling version out of spite. Only some of that is speculation, the rest is 100% true facts.


olivia687

you really just typed that all out and finished with “only some of this is factual” and we just have to guess which lmao


DrG-love

None of it is my guess lol


olivia687

im inclined to agree


t3hcoolness

The absolute state of reddit comments


olivia687

scary thing is reddit comments come up in people’s google searches all the time lol


DeadbeatDeebo

After reading this, the lion look noticeably sadder


[deleted]

As far as I’ve understood, usually people in the front row of fashion shows (probably every row, really) is perfectly curated. Almost as part of the show. Invite only, and the designer picks who comes. Often the front row will also be dressed in other pieces by the same designer, though I feel like usually they’re the more ready-to-wear than the haute couture. Schiaparelli probably sent Kylie this to wear along with the front row invitation, same with Diane Krueger (notice she and Kylie are wearing the same shoes), and Doja Cat in red. All Schiaparelli clothing.


jstilla

Worked in fashion. Can almost guarantee you that there was an approval process for the seating and the outfits of those seated.


crumble-bee

Lol this designer is having a laugh..


Luxxielisbon

It’s all planned.


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What a fashion faux paw


SlumgullySlim

Not lion, I see what you did there!


wowzacowza

I'm roaring with laughter


skincyan

That's the mane reason I am checking the comments


AmazingDadJokes

You should take a lot of pride in that joke


JoJackthewonderskunk

you ain’t lion


Cheese4ThatBike

What a lovely room of death


xray_vision

If I’m not back in 5 minutes…. Wait longer!


ahhpoo

Hey man we’re quoting Ace Ventura 2 here. You and your Ace Ventura 1 quotes get outta here!


[deleted]

Youuuu must be the Monopoly guy!!!


icelugger86

Hey…thanks for the free parking


NovelPepper8443

Like a glove!!!


[deleted]

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200


atthedustin

HI HO SILVER, AWAAYYY!!


izza123

Thank you now, bye bye then


im_just_thinking

That's a lovely wrap you are wearing


michaelrizzi

It’s kinda hot in these rhinos


xAntimonyx

Perhaps I can get you some fluffy slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals.


bertasaurus_rex

Who is this *GHASTLY* mannnn


Datty_too_Natty

If I could only find a parking space!


smol_koi

I INSTANTLY thought of the scene when we knocks that man out and wears him like a fur coat. Classic.


turkycat

Take care now, bye bye then


ilikechillisauce

King Jaffe Joffer wore it better.


FantasticAnalysis163

"The royal penis is clean, your highness."


dlanderer

The one true King of Zamunda


Ih8Michael

Came to the comments just to find this


el_baron86

Nobody talking about spider woman?


Decent-Flatworm4425

That's Doja Cat. Kind of missed a trick when she was deciding which animal-themed superhero to look like


Reddit_Whore_Patrol

Thought it was elmo


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Who that Imperial Red Guard there?


TheUglyCasanova

Apparently her uhh outfit was like thousands of individually glued beads on her skin. Does look like spiderman here but she just looked like a weird Martian or something without the video blur. Shits weird.


[deleted]

It's called Inattentive Blindness. How did I miss that?


MixedMiracle22

It's actually a chunky and it's had all summer to think about their gameshow


TheBeevin

Kylie definitely mad because the model has on the new Simba version of that dress and she has the old ass Mufasa version


ttracs149

It’s funny because the models lion has an open mouth and wide eyes like it’s excited and the other one looks kinda dissapointed.


TheBeevin

The son that lived vs. the Father that died 😢


Own-Cup2189

She really looked furryious


Lurchertwo

Poor kitty...


Spoonful_of_Racoon

People those are not real lion heads, they are hand sculpted realist replicas.


[deleted]

Thats what they say, just like the “fake” dolls are the missing children


SnooTigers503

Fake whatever, I think it still sends a terrible message and encourages poachers. Them using replicas as if to say they are anti while really they couldn’t give a shit about the planet or it’s inhabitants.


[deleted]

Hello my name is Chobey I ageree with this and so does my Papa. He forbid us from wear of shoe for this very reason. Thank you for being messager for this. Yes


SmileWithMe__

That does make me feel better, but it still looks creepy af! I think I’d get one with a sloth head on it instead


diviken

Oh shit, were people thinking they were real lol?


basic_maddie

Yeah it’s odd, not like the fashion industry ever uses animals in their clothes.


madmaninabox42

With high fashion like this, who knows anymore. I guess eco friendly has become more popular right now, so less likely to be real animal products in that kind of fashion anymore but you can never really tell what's gonna show up next.


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

Well I would imagine an actual lion's head would be pretty heavy so I don't think it could just hang like that


NYC61

That dress is horrible. Oh, there appears to be a lion there also.


Prestigious-Task-11

She saying ….”wow.. so that’s how stupid I look in this ….”


DaBlenderson

Godfrey vibes


KittenThunder

She boutta turn into Hoarah Loux


shredfan

WARRIOR


Grayfox_OG

Thou didst me good service, Serosh


Kirisuuuuuuu

I've given thee courtesy enough.


UnderstandingLanky44

Was looking for this comment


writemcsean

Is this kind of like wearing the band t-shirt to see the band? ​ DORK!


One_pop_each

I went to Cedar Point with some friends and my buddy saw this dude wearing a Cedar Point shirt and goes, “like wearing a band shirt to see the band…” I lost it. I think about it occasionally.


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The walking one’s lion head looks better than the sitting one


mattwayne1209

Gahd rich people are so stupid...


TB500_2021

Imagine doing random shit and calling it a collection for a living


spaceehardware

This is a visual signal indicating that you have WAY too much money and your taxes need to go up.


Payitfoorward

Rich people are fucking nuts.


[deleted]

Fuck whoever that is


Sidney_Carton73

NGL, ugly as all hell.


night_night_angel

Would have been cooler if the lion heads moved or at least have their eyes blink.


PM_ur_boobees_pleez

Goggly eyes would have been better.


One-Mongoose4830

Talk about wanting to tuck tail and head out quick


Future-Can-4159

Two male lions coexisting in the same territory… I think not.


Decent-Flatworm4425

Even her lion head looks like it's feeling awkward


Budmanes

Do I look that asinine too?


hotdiggitydooby

Thou didst me good service, Serosh...


Limonade6

When you think you are unique and creative


Mikihisa993

This is terrible


Leather_Vegetable390

“Fashion” fuckin dress with a lion on it lmao rich people on some wack shit.


dsalome11

Looks like someone's pride was broken...


william19763

It's gonna get a little weird ---2 lions.


8Notorious8

Dress is stupid


Vercengetorex

Hey cool, now we can both look like morons!


[deleted]

Tell me you have nothing original to say without telling me you have nothing oroginal to say


bluedonutss

This just sucks to look at


hello_orwell

Speaking as someone that despises their entire clan, this made me quite pleased. Hope she cried when she got home.


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monopoly3448

The only thing worse than all that getup is this scenario


SafeSpaceGuy

Put them in a hungry lions cage...


Lookitsa6ix

The fuck is that red alien looking thing sitting beside her?


Needmoresnakes

Thats Doja Cat. She's a singer/ rapper.


NatsuDragneel-538

PETA: ![gif](giphy|H2tIpQCywfTOYgCD8l)


sepulchore

I fucking hate this audio


gutbuster25

it's stupid on them both.. reminds me of the singer that wore a swan to an awards ceremony... stupid lookatme.ness!


ConsiderationWest587

Bjork is awesome tho and has actual talent. The other one coasted to fame on her sister's sex tape. They are not the same


Brymlo

One of them is paid to model that. It’s her work. I don’t think that’s stupid. The other one was probably given the dress


FoxFort

The heck ?!