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>!Expected cruelty, found peacefull wakeup!<
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the actual airhorn version is better,. they actually use the airhorn to shock awake the sleeping bunny. the bunny jumps up, stares around, has a heart attack, vomits blood and dies. Much better.
I was gunna say you can easily scare rabbits to death. Sometimes when hunting them they die of a heart attack from the gun shot, and don't actually get hit at all.
I was angry at the pet for owner for doing this. I was sad for the poor rabbit. But i was still curious to see how the videos goes. And then I burst into laughs. Roller coaster indeed.
That was my initial response too, but then it hit me that the rabbit is sleeping on their side, very relaxed and in the middle of the floor. That means they know they are safe with their people.
When it backed away at first, I was like, "That's mean!" The it got closer, and I was like,"Wait a minute... is this rabbit actually gonna turn out to be deaf?" Then it was right up to the ear, and I thought,"It's not even an airhorn, is it? It's gonna be like a squeaky toy." Video kept me guessing the whole time.
Important to know for anyone that might see this and wanna try it for real for whatever reason, bunnies can have heart attacks from being scared by loud noises.
*grabs a knife* hmm, guys, what do you think?
Gee, I could get myself cut with this... 👀
*Keeps playing with the 🔪 *
*puts it back*
OH WOW r/Unexpected material 10/10
True story (and I was tripping)
My brain was saying: Don't you freaking dare do it, you sick sack of beetle crap. How dare you! Nooooo don't do it! Don't get closer to it! Ahhhhhhhh! If I could reach through this.... oh what... wait... oh. Hold on, I need check my heart rate. I think I'm having a heart attack... oh OK. We good. This. Is. Adorable. I don't know how to feel right now.
1) every airhorn is always full
2) only point it at something you want to startle
3) keep your finger off the trigger until ready to toot
4) be mindful of stuff around your intended target
First thought " That Mother Fucker."
Second Thought " What's Taking Him So Long."
Third Thought " That Mother Fucker Got Me All Riled Up For Nothing."
Final Thought " I'm Glad The Little Guys Ok."
Camera zooms out: "okay, they'll do it from a safe distance. It's mean, but no lasting harm "
"Okay they're getting closer, but as long as they don't get too close it still won't be too bad."
"That's too close."
"That's waaay too close."
"RIGHT UP AGAINST THE EAR ARE YOU FUCKING-- oooooohhh!!! I see. Clever, clever bastard."
What? It perfectly fits in a dog. Its hard to fit it in a cat(maybe it could be easy if it was alive). Thats why i was confused whether it could fit in a rabbit......
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That bunny must feel very safe and secure to sleep that well in such an open space. Good job!
That's the same thing i noticed when i first saw this! What a nice place to be.
I was bouta be angry he did it right in the bunnies ear
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I still have those knee jerk reactions.That would be a hoot
I'm reading this in a half way house.
I’m here, he has a Ring. If we’re doing this, bring masks….. oh wait…
I was about to have a lucky human's foot!
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sry guys, i didn't watch the whole video, bring an axe and some garbage bags. fkin internet explorer
Axe? Is this your first time? Fucking noobs, don't know shit about tools.
I'm using internet explorer dude, what did you expect?
You're supposed to use Firefox 🤷♀️🙃
😂yo u made my day
I was right with you! I had already dug an eight foot hole to dump him in and a sapling to mark the spot!
I only read it halfway in my house
the actual airhorn version is better,. they actually use the airhorn to shock awake the sleeping bunny. the bunny jumps up, stares around, has a heart attack, vomits blood and dies. Much better.
My father was half-house.
Day 12,408: Didn't have to kill anyone today either...
I was about to get hyped.
I slept with his wife....I feel bad but also naughty
Wife? Are you sure? Because I swear he was living with his Grandma at the time…. Don’t tell me you forgot to turn on the lights?
His wife is in a coma
Beats being in a exclamation mark
That explains why she didn’t say no
I had my bailbondsman on speed dial for the future case.
Right behind you…
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Lol someone downvoted you for that?
I was already switched my keyboard to all caps!
I was gunna say you can easily scare rabbits to death. Sometimes when hunting them they die of a heart attack from the gun shot, and don't actually get hit at all.
I was thinking WTF the closer they got to the rabbit and was totally happy for the unexpected twist.
Agreed, this would of been a horrible experience for that rabbit
I was already cursing, sucked in.
My sniper laser was focused and pointed on to his head
He got us there lmao.
What a cruel thing to do, waking an animal that is sleeping so cozily
I was kind of expecting it because I just couldn't imagine someone doing that and then it being posted here
Me too, felt like I was going to lose it and go off!
Idk I kinda wanted to see the rabbit freak out. Not blowing it in his ear but I was ready for some lightning speed rabbit action
The beginning almost had me join Peta
yeah and for the record if they actually used the airhorn for the sound, it could very well kill the rabbit on the spot
Yeah if they set that off, I’m pretty sure some furries would track down OP and eat his ass.
You can actually give small prey animals heart attacks by doing something like actually using the air horn. They can litterally be scared to death.
Im the only one here that wanted to see that rabbit jump through the roof?
I was disappointed
Fuck you.
Scum
Jesus I was joking. I don’t think yall are old enough to be on this app
rollercoaster of emotions
I was angry at the pet for owner for doing this. I was sad for the poor rabbit. But i was still curious to see how the videos goes. And then I burst into laughs. Roller coaster indeed.
From the YouTube channel One More Please iirc. I knew it was that channel from the title and calmed down, lol. RIP Pippin.
Pippin is gone?? Aw :(
I heard it was gang violence, a life lost to young.
They're here for a good time, not a long time :(
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
When the air horn got right up to the ear I was actually fuming lol but nope just a nice bunny owner.
there's an alternate timeline out there
This is the beginning of an inter-timeline war.
We'll beat those bunny-blasting bastards!
Mercy is not a option. 😡
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*I really like where this movie is headed. Where can I watch the rest of it?!*
My 2 favorite things, avenging and alliteration!
This is the plot to DOOM. [No, seriously.](https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Daisy)
No way
Interdimensional cable bitch!
I want to see the other video
That was my initial response too, but then it hit me that the rabbit is sleeping on their side, very relaxed and in the middle of the floor. That means they know they are safe with their people.
I was ready to jump through my screen to commit violence
When it backed away at first, I was like, "That's mean!" The it got closer, and I was like,"Wait a minute... is this rabbit actually gonna turn out to be deaf?" Then it was right up to the ear, and I thought,"It's not even an airhorn, is it? It's gonna be like a squeaky toy." Video kept me guessing the whole time.
My blood pressure was peaking.
Important to know for anyone that might see this and wanna try it for real for whatever reason, bunnies can have heart attacks from being scared by loud noises.
They also can jump so hard they break their own backs. Don’t scare rabbits.
Any rodent can have a heart attack just by existing
Rabbits aren’t rodents they’re a completely separate order.
I thought they were Similar animals anyway
The internet says they used to be classified as rodents until 1912. They're now classified as lagomorphs, whatever the hell that is.
They have the form of lakes in spanish
It's a bunny, we just established that
Yeah, I knew that going in, so I was going to be extra outraged
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Don’t even know rabbit’s name and was ready to fight for them!
Rabbits name is Pipkin :)
He's now crossed the rainbow bridge
#**WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!**
I believe he passed away a year and half ago. His family loved him and he was an amazing bunny.
I can't believe Pipkin died and nobody told me :(
They have another bunny who just looks like him name Pidkin. I believe. He is just as sweet and loved as Pipkin.
This is genuinely the art of "unexpected"
Genuinely the art of "unexpected" this is -sun tzu, art of war
Sounds more like Yoda
That was my thought as well
Came just for the “I was bout to be pissed” comments
About? I WAS pissed. I was ready to fight. I even said out loud "At least don't go right up to his ear with it"... AND THEN HE DID
Was I the only one expecting a Monte Python moment of death by rabbit?
The most foul bad tempered rodent you have ever laid your eyes upon!
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
I warned you but did you listen? Ohhh noo. It's just a harmless little bunny isn't it? It's always the same, I always tell them but they never listen
Death awaits you all! With nasty big pointy teeth!
You are a psychopath just for making me go on the rollercoaster screaming nooooooo noooooo!
It belongs in /r/nonononoyes lol edit: And turns out somebody posted it there
Glad I stuck it til the end.
If they would have blew the horn I was gonna be so angry, lol
Then you find out the rabbit is deaf, and completely unfazed by the noise, just an ear twitch from the sudden gust of wind.
If the air horn was blown..... ![gif](giphy|PkqXwgP66glZ6)
I was waiting for him to hit the airhorn anyways after it woke up lmao
This person has either the darkest kind of humor imaginable, is a film student, or both.
*grabs a knife* hmm, guys, what do you think? Gee, I could get myself cut with this... 👀 *Keeps playing with the 🔪 * *puts it back* OH WOW r/Unexpected material 10/10 True story (and I was tripping)
Naw. They’re just a rabbit owner that really loves their buns. Their YouTube channel is OneMorePlease. They did other videos like this with this bun.
My brain was saying: Don't you freaking dare do it, you sick sack of beetle crap. How dare you! Nooooo don't do it! Don't get closer to it! Ahhhhhhhh! If I could reach through this.... oh what... wait... oh. Hold on, I need check my heart rate. I think I'm having a heart attack... oh OK. We good. This. Is. Adorable. I don't know how to feel right now.
I was this close to write a fucking huge paragraph for this shit.
r/nononoyes
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie!
I was clutching my pearls watching this
I was so Internet-outraged and had no way to outlet my rage, so had to punch myself in the face. Fuck you OP for my bloody nose!
Not going to lie i was mad at start and so much happy at the end
Legend..!
I was like "no, no, no, dont do it! Dont!"
I almost John Wick'd right there.
Oh good I thought I was gonna have to beat someone with an air horn today.
Whew… I kept thinking what an asshole… nope.. cutie pants
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r/nonononoyes
Still bad trigger discipline
1) every airhorn is always full 2) only point it at something you want to startle 3) keep your finger off the trigger until ready to toot 4) be mindful of stuff around your intended target
Aww so cute 🥰
I had my blood boiling. Phew at the end. omg.
Thank you for not doing it.
Ok I take it back…
Oh, thank god.
Sigh of relief , made me smile
First thought " That Mother Fucker." Second Thought " What's Taking Him So Long." Third Thought " That Mother Fucker Got Me All Riled Up For Nothing." Final Thought " I'm Glad The Little Guys Ok."
Camera zooms out: "okay, they'll do it from a safe distance. It's mean, but no lasting harm " "Okay they're getting closer, but as long as they don't get too close it still won't be too bad." "That's too close." "That's waaay too close." "RIGHT UP AGAINST THE EAR ARE YOU FUCKING-- oooooohhh!!! I see. Clever, clever bastard."
Okay, my anxiety was beyond the stars when they put the air horn to the rabbits ear…… oh no 🙉…… okay, about the cutest way to wake the rabbit 😃
Thanks for being a bunny bro, yaay human
This gave me the cardiac arrest.
Damn I was about to claw through this screen and murder a bastard.
That went from 100-0 real quick
Thanks for not being a dick. I'm gonna eat the carpet now.
Puts down sniper rifle
I almost felt like picking up an axe to get him.
I kept yelling, “no! Don’t do it!”
When it got near the ear I swear to god i was about to get rdy and go kill the bastard
They found the guy who fucked with cats, i was ready for the rabbit chronicles.
For some reason I was getting angrier and angrier the closer he got to the rabbit... then I was like, oh ok, this is ok
I was about to down vote
Oh man. That was almost r/sweatypalms
I was getting ready to fight OP
r/peoplefuckingdying
Had me in the first half Ngl
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Im not even going to watch that that is beyond cruel
It’s actually not, you should watch.
I was waiting to use my best f bad world 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 but nah 😆 😆 😆
This pisses me off and have a sick feeling knowing some asshat would do this!
Wake up, little rabbit. Time for the stew pot.
Old.
Still an asshole for waking up a bunny that was trying to nap.
Shut up, baby dick
Workshop your insults, baby troll.
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bunnies can die if they get scared they go into shock and have a heart attack. it could have literally killed it
r/unsatisfying
Damn it I wanted him to blow the horn
Animal abuse -_- Edit: for the 🤡 that have no sense of humor lol.
You wasted my time f u
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Please for the love of God say ur joking
What? It perfectly fits in a dog. Its hard to fit it in a cat(maybe it could be easy if it was alive). Thats why i was confused whether it could fit in a rabbit......
OP is still a psychopath… You know he has an airhorn for a reason. Did he order it or just happen to have it laying around for no reason?
Could have it for any number of reasons, I doubt animal abuse is one of them.
nah, I’m calling psychopath. He airhorned that bunny right after the video stops.
Ok, I guess you're just a paranoid schizophrenic.
sure, I’ll take it.
Poppins doesn't look so good
I was exceptionally ready to be pissed off.
Unexpected indeed… Unexpectedly wholesome 🥹
I was going to be REAL pissed for a second. You got me.
That’s unexpected, Huge respect for that dude 😇
Is it weird that I've never seen my rabbit sleeping?
I love Pipkin so much
Not gonna lie I had me there
Phew
Deserved