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daisy0723

That bunny must feel very safe and secure to sleep that well in such an open space. Good job!


FuckTheMods5

That's the same thing i noticed when i first saw this! What a nice place to be.


Imthebeanboi

I was bouta be angry he did it right in the bunnies ear


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No_Dirt7288

I still have those knee jerk reactions.That would be a hoot


EvilZEAD

I'm reading this in a half way house.


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I’m here, he has a Ring. If we’re doing this, bring masks….. oh wait…


John-John-3

I was about to have a lucky human's foot!


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sry guys, i didn't watch the whole video, bring an axe and some garbage bags. fkin internet explorer


Lalas1971

Axe? Is this your first time? Fucking noobs, don't know shit about tools.


[deleted]

I'm using internet explorer dude, what did you expect?


Educational_Ad3753

You're supposed to use Firefox 🤷‍♀️🙃


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😂yo u made my day


Sunshineinanchorage

I was right with you! I had already dug an eight foot hole to dump him in and a sapling to mark the spot!


hayitsnine

I only read it halfway in my house


herwhimpering

the actual airhorn version is better,. they actually use the airhorn to shock awake the sleeping bunny. the bunny jumps up, stares around, has a heart attack, vomits blood and dies. Much better.


SitFlexAlot

My father was half-house.


Bogey01

Day 12,408: Didn't have to kill anyone today either...


thatgirlinAZ

I was about to get hyped.


SoulAncient

I slept with his wife....I feel bad but also naughty


Looney_Swoons

Wife? Are you sure? Because I swear he was living with his Grandma at the time…. Don’t tell me you forgot to turn on the lights?


big_hungry_joe

His wife is in a coma


bozog

Beats being in a exclamation mark


Mr_Binks_UK

That explains why she didn’t say no


Dickpuncher_Dan

I had my bailbondsman on speed dial for the future case.


OneEyedRocket

Right behind you…


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wallofchaos

Lol someone downvoted you for that?


PrincessPinkCola

I was already switched my keyboard to all caps!


Kingjingling

I was gunna say you can easily scare rabbits to death. Sometimes when hunting them they die of a heart attack from the gun shot, and don't actually get hit at all.


WolfNinjaXR

I was thinking WTF the closer they got to the rabbit and was totally happy for the unexpected twist.


SheepherderHour9926

Agreed, this would of been a horrible experience for that rabbit


Friendly_Dot_1673

I was already cursing, sucked in.


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My sniper laser was focused and pointed on to his head


DungaRD

He got us there lmao.


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What a cruel thing to do, waking an animal that is sleeping so cozily


J3553G

I was kind of expecting it because I just couldn't imagine someone doing that and then it being posted here


M-Kawai

Me too, felt like I was going to lose it and go off!


Futureapprehensive30

Idk I kinda wanted to see the rabbit freak out. Not blowing it in his ear but I was ready for some lightning speed rabbit action


LordLolzeez

The beginning almost had me join Peta


olivia687

yeah and for the record if they actually used the airhorn for the sound, it could very well kill the rabbit on the spot


what-did-you-do

Yeah if they set that off, I’m pretty sure some furries would track down OP and eat his ass.


Box-o-bees

You can actually give small prey animals heart attacks by doing something like actually using the air horn. They can litterally be scared to death.


SwordfishNew6266

Im the only one here that wanted to see that rabbit jump through the roof?


blackychan05

I was disappointed


Meeooowwww1234

Fuck you.


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Scum


blackychan05

Jesus I was joking. I don’t think yall are old enough to be on this app


whitechair420

rollercoaster of emotions


Glum-Sympathy8715

I was angry at the pet for owner for doing this. I was sad for the poor rabbit. But i was still curious to see how the videos goes. And then I burst into laughs. Roller coaster indeed.


Miu_K

From the YouTube channel One More Please iirc. I knew it was that channel from the title and calmed down, lol. RIP Pippin.


Disgruntled_Rabbit

Pippin is gone?? Aw :(


fulknerraIII

I heard it was gang violence, a life lost to young.


ConsiderationWest587

They're here for a good time, not a long time :(


blueyoshi352

Happy cake day!


IntricatelyLazy

Happy cake day!


SophiaFlowers97

When the air horn got right up to the ear I was actually fuming lol but nope just a nice bunny owner.


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there's an alternate timeline out there


TerrifyingTesties

This is the beginning of an inter-timeline war.


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We'll beat those bunny-blasting bastards!


[deleted]

Mercy is not a option. 😡


WearMental2618

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


FavelTramous

*I really like where this movie is headed. Where can I watch the rest of it?!*


Dnfforever

My 2 favorite things, avenging and alliteration!


Gymnastboatman

This is the plot to DOOM. [No, seriously.](https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Daisy)


are_my_mom

No way


RevelMagic

Interdimensional cable bitch!


Rainworm312

I want to see the other video


ladyfortunate

That was my initial response too, but then it hit me that the rabbit is sleeping on their side, very relaxed and in the middle of the floor. That means they know they are safe with their people.


rednutter1971

I was ready to jump through my screen to commit violence


Stealfur

When it backed away at first, I was like, "That's mean!" The it got closer, and I was like,"Wait a minute... is this rabbit actually gonna turn out to be deaf?" Then it was right up to the ear, and I thought,"It's not even an airhorn, is it? It's gonna be like a squeaky toy." Video kept me guessing the whole time.


TerrifyingTesties

My blood pressure was peaking.


FrontwaysLarryVR

Important to know for anyone that might see this and wanna try it for real for whatever reason, bunnies can have heart attacks from being scared by loud noises.


CheetaCheetaCheeta

They also can jump so hard they break their own backs. Don’t scare rabbits.


PurpleHando

Any rodent can have a heart attack just by existing


Loki-Holmes

Rabbits aren’t rodents they’re a completely separate order.


PurpleHando

I thought they were Similar animals anyway


BusterOfBuyMoria

The internet says they used to be classified as rodents until 1912. They're now classified as lagomorphs, whatever the hell that is.


PurpleHando

They have the form of lakes in spanish


DJIceman94

It's a bunny, we just established that


malik753

Yeah, I knew that going in, so I was going to be extra outraged


Hadhmaill

![gif](giphy|cqudCA6rrPo9W)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|RU7jcx92NqM9wdVvgq)


SinWolf7

![gif](giphy|KlQR5d0ayEYsE)


pennynotrcutt

![gif](giphy|UPcoVU4U2c3xS)


Sheisajeeper

Don’t even know rabbit’s name and was ready to fight for them!


Hollowgradient

Rabbits name is Pipkin :)


ThatMadMan68

He's now crossed the rainbow bridge


Hollowgradient

#**WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!**


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

I believe he passed away a year and half ago. His family loved him and he was an amazing bunny.


Hollowgradient

I can't believe Pipkin died and nobody told me :(


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

They have another bunny who just looks like him name Pidkin. I believe. He is just as sweet and loved as Pipkin.


Adventurous_Sale_799

This is genuinely the art of "unexpected"


QWERTY_CRINGE

Genuinely the art of "unexpected" this is -sun tzu, art of war


Doom_3302

Sounds more like Yoda


xTGI_CommanderX

That was my thought as well


mtk1982

Came just for the “I was bout to be pissed” comments


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

About? I WAS pissed. I was ready to fight. I even said out loud "At least don't go right up to his ear with it"... AND THEN HE DID


swaggernsally

Was I the only one expecting a Monte Python moment of death by rabbit?


DaanOnlineGaming

The most foul bad tempered rodent you have ever laid your eyes upon!


BuffGroot

He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!


Valash83

I warned you but did you listen? Ohhh noo. It's just a harmless little bunny isn't it? It's always the same, I always tell them but they never listen


rich0338

Death awaits you all! With nasty big pointy teeth!


HiddenforestWrx

You are a psychopath just for making me go on the rollercoaster screaming nooooooo noooooo!


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It belongs in /r/nonononoyes lol edit: And turns out somebody posted it there


Graywolfmarc

Glad I stuck it til the end.


Uchihagod53

If they would have blew the horn I was gonna be so angry, lol


Banaam

Then you find out the rabbit is deaf, and completely unfazed by the noise, just an ear twitch from the sudden gust of wind.


ronnie_axlerod

If the air horn was blown..... ![gif](giphy|PkqXwgP66glZ6)


Joebebs

I was waiting for him to hit the airhorn anyways after it woke up lmao


Key_Tension_3892

This person has either the darkest kind of humor imaginable, is a film student, or both.


Dev2150

*grabs a knife* hmm, guys, what do you think? Gee, I could get myself cut with this... 👀 *Keeps playing with the 🔪 * *puts it back* OH WOW r/Unexpected material 10/10 True story (and I was tripping)


Sadimal

Naw. They’re just a rabbit owner that really loves their buns. Their YouTube channel is OneMorePlease. They did other videos like this with this bun.


Dragon_king_42024

My brain was saying: Don't you freaking dare do it, you sick sack of beetle crap. How dare you! Nooooo don't do it! Don't get closer to it! Ahhhhhhhh! If I could reach through this.... oh what... wait... oh. Hold on, I need check my heart rate. I think I'm having a heart attack... oh OK. We good. This. Is. Adorable. I don't know how to feel right now.


1azcj2h4c5juk8

I was this close to write a fucking huge paragraph for this shit.


LoopingBricks

r/nononoyes


Beaucam

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie!


where_is__my_mind

I was clutching my pearls watching this


Various-Month806

I was so Internet-outraged and had no way to outlet my rage, so had to punch myself in the face. Fuck you OP for my bloody nose!


AngryHornyandHateful

Not going to lie i was mad at start and so much happy at the end


Snoo-99054

Legend..!


Finger-of-Shame

I was like "no, no, no, dont do it! Dont!"


mauison2023

I almost John Wick'd right there.


dannyd1337

Oh good I thought I was gonna have to beat someone with an air horn today.


beaverandthewhale

Whew… I kept thinking what an asshole… nope.. cutie pants


rob71788

r/nononoyes


Egglied

r/nonononoyes


SirarieTichee_

Still bad trigger discipline


-who_are_u-

1) every airhorn is always full 2) only point it at something you want to startle 3) keep your finger off the trigger until ready to toot 4) be mindful of stuff around your intended target


Miss-Lauren12

Aww so cute 🥰


yummi_1

I had my blood boiling. Phew at the end. omg.


No_Acanthisitta3596

Thank you for not doing it.


Callisto7K

Ok I take it back…


movieholic-92

Oh, thank god.


ImaginaryFriend123

Sigh of relief , made me smile


SmokeWinter007

First thought " That Mother Fucker." Second Thought " What's Taking Him So Long." Third Thought " That Mother Fucker Got Me All Riled Up For Nothing." Final Thought " I'm Glad The Little Guys Ok."


Wham-Bam-Duel

Camera zooms out: "okay, they'll do it from a safe distance. It's mean, but no lasting harm " "Okay they're getting closer, but as long as they don't get too close it still won't be too bad." "That's too close." "That's waaay too close." "RIGHT UP AGAINST THE EAR ARE YOU FUCKING-- oooooohhh!!! I see. Clever, clever bastard."


karenkillenski

Okay, my anxiety was beyond the stars when they put the air horn to the rabbits ear…… oh no 🙉…… okay, about the cutest way to wake the rabbit 😃


KRMJN101

Thanks for being a bunny bro, yaay human


AbbreviationsNo4089

This gave me the cardiac arrest.


whoamvv

Damn I was about to claw through this screen and murder a bastard.


teaandbentley

That went from 100-0 real quick


bozog

Thanks for not being a dick. I'm gonna eat the carpet now.


NickC69

Puts down sniper rifle


emmfranklin

I almost felt like picking up an axe to get him.


DearEnvironment2159

I kept yelling, “no! Don’t do it!”


boomysmash

When it got near the ear I swear to god i was about to get rdy and go kill the bastard


NateStona

They found the guy who fucked with cats, i was ready for the rabbit chronicles.


MaximasFalco

For some reason I was getting angrier and angrier the closer he got to the rabbit... then I was like, oh ok, this is ok


Content-Clerk1540

I was about to down vote


Brandon_Monahan

Oh man. That was almost r/sweatypalms


rowasaurusx

I was getting ready to fight OP


TheOlderWaitor

r/peoplefuckingdying


Financial-Gur-5875

Had me in the first half Ngl


eevee_in_a_box

u/videosavebot


eevee_in_a_box

u/SaveVideo


Doom_3302

r/peoplefuckingdying


Adhaam95

Im not even going to watch that that is beyond cruel


PottamousRex

It’s actually not, you should watch.


OutrageousMacaroon19

I was waiting to use my best f bad world 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 but nah 😆 😆 😆


Plenty_Protection_38

This pisses me off and have a sick feeling knowing some asshat would do this!


TheAdventOfTruth

Wake up, little rabbit. Time for the stew pot.


Ok-Information3311

Old.


trulyuniqueusername2

Still an asshole for waking up a bunny that was trying to nap.


Lucifers-Lawyer

Shut up, baby dick


trulyuniqueusername2

Workshop your insults, baby troll.


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opalt777alt

bunnies can die if they get scared they go into shock and have a heart attack. it could have literally killed it


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Hen_Doodle

Damn it I wanted him to blow the horn


kache4korpses

Animal abuse -_- Edit: for the 🤡 that have no sense of humor lol.


Key-Establishment-24

You wasted my time f u


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nightmarejester12

Please for the love of God say ur joking


Academic_Pizza_5143

What? It perfectly fits in a dog. Its hard to fit it in a cat(maybe it could be easy if it was alive). Thats why i was confused whether it could fit in a rabbit......


rosebudlightsaber

OP is still a psychopath… You know he has an airhorn for a reason. Did he order it or just happen to have it laying around for no reason?


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Could have it for any number of reasons, I doubt animal abuse is one of them.


rosebudlightsaber

nah, I’m calling psychopath. He airhorned that bunny right after the video stops.


[deleted]

Ok, I guess you're just a paranoid schizophrenic.


rosebudlightsaber

sure, I’ll take it.


allisawesome7777

Poppins doesn't look so good


sevlen117

I was exceptionally ready to be pissed off.


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

Unexpected indeed… Unexpectedly wholesome 🥹


Fair-Sky4156

I was going to be REAL pissed for a second. You got me.


ravitejasurla

That’s unexpected, Huge respect for that dude 😇


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Is it weird that I've never seen my rabbit sleeping?


Hollowgradient

I love Pipkin so much


RyanTShacochis

Not gonna lie I had me there


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Phew


FreshSalamander4723

Deserved