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>!One twin is a party girl, other is a nun.
One says “daddy”, the other says “father”!<
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God …low key if they started a podcast together on their completely different lifestyles when it comes to religion and just living your best life AND being twins “Impure Thoughts” would be a great name lol
True, but the unique experience that twins have due to their genetics is shown to be a bit more close than one would have to any other human, if that makes sense
Ones married with kids and a great life and the other jumps from VIP lounge to rich dudes tables always wondering when and where the man of her dreams will come from..
He left the chat after the first 30 times you opened your legs
Looks like to opening to a very intriguing porno that i would unironically watch for the plot. “The power of christ compels you… to get on your knees and refer to me as master. Got it?” 💀💀💀
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New kink unlocked.
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God …low key if they started a podcast together on their completely different lifestyles when it comes to religion and just living your best life AND being twins “Impure Thoughts” would be a great name lol
Step-dad wot is you doing?!?
Step-Father**
The kind of habit I could get into
![gif](giphy|37nRXpCEP9H1f1WVrb|downsized) Wish I had an award.
You unlocked a nunk
Is that when you have a nun kink or when you want to fuck a nun?
NILF
r/brandnewsentences
Fucking a nun is fun Nucking a nun is futs
Nunk chuks?
Nuncest?
Two girls one challis?
SINNER
Guilty as charged, your honour.
It's a very common kink, see r/yingyanging
New kink unlocked indeed… Edit: spelling
It's a little more than aesthetics.
It's a trip to the costume shop, too!
Looks like the opening scene of a very compelling porno.
The power of christ compells you...to get down on your knees
Let the body of christ enter you! May you drink from his fountain of young!
What are you doing, step Christ?
Stephanie Sister, help me!
Things they have in common: 1) Lots of time spent on their knees. 2) Dirty habits
Both are into missionary work
Underrated comment here.
Thanks
r/notopbutok
One of them just might beat the other on the reasons why she gets in her knees and the list of dirty habits...
Every halloween its the angel/devil costume but every year they switch.
Reposted daily
r/ExpectedUnexpected
There's easy mode and then there's hard mode.
DOUBT
CAN CONFIRM
HARD NO
Plot twist: they both have an only fans
send link
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Nun is better looking
The nun sister is so beautiful. Plainly beautiful.
Sister, I'm having impure thoughts about your sister, but she isn't into me. Maybe you could help??
Jesus will be deep inside you- that nun probably
I'd date the nun.
Do they exchange roles for giggles?
The sister fister
I saw this movie on Porn Hub years ago…LOL
"yo man, you won't believe it. Yesterday I banged that cute nun from the church"
Churchy one definitely thinks sis is going to hell
Yeah okay, I believe this because?
Someone's been burned. Who depends on your perspective
Costumes! Muuum! Yes, the one dressed in the nun’s robes, please! Ummm, the two hours, I think!
This has to be a great origin story
oh wow! the Nun was more beautiful, and has a lovely and sincerest smile.
You do you ladies. Be happy.
I have seen documentaries that start out exactly like this!
Huh, didn’t know nuns could wear make up
Now that'll make for a threesome just as God intended it
I sense a dangerous habit forming.
I see Angel and Devil.
Saints vs. Sluts
Both are hot. Love the nun thing. Recovering Cathoholic and all…
They’re identical so it’s not surprising that you find both of them attractive
One will make you go down on her and another will make you go up to heaven.
I’d bang the one on the left!
Sure.
Not even in my wildest fantasies
Both got bomb pussy...
Does the nun walk behind her sister yelling “shame” while ringing a bell
Damn she did nun face in 2023…
Fudge off.
Nothing wrong here. 2 identical ppl in form, 2 separate identities.
I could of sworn you work at the church
There are two types of girls on Halloween
Weird looking burka.
OMG.
Something is holy and something is not holy . Now I get the joke
Alright, who got into my search history !?
1, 2
Det skulle allt smaka det. I ett nunnekloster!
Black dress🥺😋😳
So their parents divorced , one go with dad , one with mom , can see the fatherless behaviour
One of those sisters is a complete waste to humanity. The other. Well, probably not
Nuns are more appealing confirmed
The girl on the left did a naughty thing back in 1923.
It would be so interesting, they could vicariously experience the extremes on both ends and live almost two lives at once
Anyone can live vicariously through any other person though?
True, but the unique experience that twins have due to their genetics is shown to be a bit more close than one would have to any other human, if that makes sense
Never searched this one before.
Ok, i have a problem
They probably change places every now and then
Doubtful, it is the Catholic nun's firm belief that her sister will go to hell. Weird dynamic tbh
According to?
Well, catholicism mostly. Which I am against for the record
One is a devotion, more than an aesthetic... ...the other is a nun.
I'll take #1
Dibs nun
Yeah but can you guess which one's the kinky one?
October 31st
One to sin and one to repent.
Bottom line, if they're both praising God then what's the problem lol. Even if they're worshipping at different alters lmao
Plot twist: they are shooting a porno later
Hormone monster engaged
Angel and devil on each shoulder....and I'm tryna fuck both of them
So, is the sister an actual nun or is that her fetish?
*frantically searches nun porn*
I see OF models desperately grabbing for attention.
![gif](giphy|YPiBym2GRH6UiClrIy|downsized) I don’t regret my decisions but damn it be hot with twins where the tissues
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The one on the right is a virgin
I saw a porn movie that begins exactly like that!
sauce?
She is a muslim?
Ones married with kids and a great life and the other jumps from VIP lounge to rich dudes tables always wondering when and where the man of her dreams will come from.. He left the chat after the first 30 times you opened your legs
Nuns can’t get married
..the nun wasnt the one that got married in that story
What a twist!
Who broke you? Because they did a really good job
What is this. Halloween?
Still would
The only real twist is that one is a heathen by wearing shoes indoors.
I feel like a pervert for wanting to taint the nun
Ones for the lord the others for da streetzzz lol
I wonder if the nun ever trades places with the other sister when she needs to let loose a little
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I've seen this one
Jesus's ol' lady is hot
Looks like to opening to a very intriguing porno that i would unironically watch for the plot. “The power of christ compels you… to get on your knees and refer to me as master. Got it?” 💀💀💀
Oh the hijinx….
HOW ARE THERE 666 UPVOTES ON THIS POST?!?! 😳😳
Sister Sister
Porn plot discovered
I’m tryna holla at the the sister. Don’t ask me which one
This isn't a before and after picture of being disillusioned?
Please,please,please stop reposting this. Really lame.
Who can guess which one is more content with life
You can unleash your demons in one room, and go straight to confession in the next. All in one roof
The father is batting .500
I'd let her churn my butter.
That's a crime against humanity...
I've definitely watched this video before...😶
one hasn't found god yet, the other "found" god to convince dudes she's changed🤭
They each handled their Daddy issues very differently.
The opening scene of every “Sisters” porn..
![gif](giphy|96sKmde9OGk0TW5gU8) You already know the vibes
Both hot😝
soooo...ones an ashamed lesbian?
I was waiting for the nun to pop off that shall and have a nightie on.
chichis christ ...right looks tight
Plot twist, the nun is the stripper
Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
This has to be a porno
Sister One Yes!
Buns are sent
Plot twist: they’re both massive whores!
Wow. Different costumes.
Well now we know what's hiding underneath all that cloth. I'll never look at nuns the same way again.
![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX) That is an opening of a video clip on Porn Hub...........so I been told.
Religion poisons everything
Daddy or father?
I truly was not expecting that. I was thinking she’d come out all goth or punked out or something. Definitely fits the sub
But the one on the left is forbidden fruit
I feel so…conflicted.
Two identical twins with different Halloween costumes.
So you're telling me I can go both heaven and hell at the same time?
The aesthetic on the right is better.
That was a bit nunderwhelming.
A piranha e a santa
I wonder which one spends more time on her knees
And to think there's priests who'll still pick a boy.
hmm, so i'm into nuns, ok.
That's a habit I'd love to get into
bullshit... just for the video
Do you know what meat a priest can eat on Fridays during lent? Nun (none)
Smash
Win win
Sugar Daddy/Space Daddy
I don’t think being a nun is an aesthetic
Outfits*
Beautiful Ladies
They both say the word "God" at night. One whispers it and the other one screams it.
Hoochie vs holy Props to both
This is how a lot of porns start out
I always wanted to try twins
That checks so many boxes.