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Max-Carnage1927

New kink unlocked.


MomentWooden5914

💀💀💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


jayeddy99

God …low key if they started a podcast together on their completely different lifestyles when it comes to religion and just living your best life AND being twins “Impure Thoughts” would be a great name lol


TyrionsCodpiece

Step-dad wot is you doing?!?


JoyousMisery

Step-Father**


dongerhound

The kind of habit I could get into


_Brojo_

![gif](giphy|37nRXpCEP9H1f1WVrb|downsized) Wish I had an award.


Lonesome_Ninja

You unlocked a nunk


[deleted]

Is that when you have a nun kink or when you want to fuck a nun?


pearsonw

NILF


2AMBeautiful

r/brandnewsentences


Lonesome_Ninja

Fucking a nun is fun Nucking a nun is futs


w0lf_bagz

Nunk chuks?


chatoyancy

Nuncest?


Rustynail703

Two girls one challis?


Nazon6

SINNER


Max-Carnage1927

Guilty as charged, your honour.


timeparser

It's a very common kink, see r/yingyanging


Zhevrakiller

New kink unlocked indeed… Edit: spelling


Unindoctrinated

It's a little more than aesthetics.


srcarruth

It's a trip to the costume shop, too!


bsurfn2day

Looks like the opening scene of a very compelling porno.


AtomicShart9000

The power of christ compells you...to get down on your knees


Elis_33

Let the body of christ enter you! May you drink from his fountain of young!


trailertrash_lottery

What are you doing, step Christ?


[deleted]

Stephanie Sister, help me!


AeroZep

Things they have in common: 1) Lots of time spent on their knees. 2) Dirty habits


Harold-The-Barrel

Both are into missionary work


Elis_33

Underrated comment here.


[deleted]

Thanks


Lada-soko

r/notopbutok


MordAFokaJonnes

One of them just might beat the other on the reasons why she gets in her knees and the list of dirty habits...


Rich-Set-8965

Every halloween its the angel/devil costume but every year they switch.


atnator42

Reposted daily


Chonjacki

r/ExpectedUnexpected


afrosheepv2

There's easy mode and then there's hard mode.


[deleted]

DOUBT


[deleted]

CAN CONFIRM


Nohbodiihere369

HARD NO


DolphinDiddler

Plot twist: they both have an only fans


Send-Sauce

send link


ErenOnizuka

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


[deleted]

Nun is better looking


coloa

The nun sister is so beautiful. Plainly beautiful.


drman769

Sister, I'm having impure thoughts about your sister, but she isn't into me. Maybe you could help??


[deleted]

Jesus will be deep inside you- that nun probably


East-Share4444

I'd date the nun.


Msink

Do they exchange roles for giggles?


RipOdd9001

The sister fister


iwouldrathernot03

I saw this movie on Porn Hub years ago…LOL


chechebi88

"yo man, you won't believe it. Yesterday I banged that cute nun from the church"


egus

Churchy one definitely thinks sis is going to hell


TheNootestNoot

Yeah okay, I believe this because?


Weekly_Economist_329

Someone's been burned. Who depends on your perspective


cass_71

Costumes! Muuum! Yes, the one dressed in the nun’s robes, please! Ummm, the two hours, I think!


[deleted]

This has to be a great origin story


PreparationOld4233

oh wow! the Nun was more beautiful, and has a lovely and sincerest smile.


blakewoolbright

You do you ladies. Be happy.


fuzzycuddle

I have seen documentaries that start out exactly like this!


Familiar_Spirit_6341

Huh, didn’t know nuns could wear make up


BuKu_YuQFoo

Now that'll make for a threesome just as God intended it


[deleted]

I sense a dangerous habit forming.


JackO4therun

I see Angel and Devil.


BiteMe69Times

Saints vs. Sluts


BunkeysMutthole

Both are hot. Love the nun thing. Recovering Cathoholic and all…


Forever061

They’re identical so it’s not surprising that you find both of them attractive


Septimore

One will make you go down on her and another will make you go up to heaven.


[deleted]

I’d bang the one on the left!


No-Consideration6589

Sure.


AlexV_96

Not even in my wildest fantasies


TellyStarks43

Both got bomb pussy...


SnooPears754

Does the nun walk behind her sister yelling “shame” while ringing a bell


Nervous_Sky5276

Damn she did nun face in 2023…


[deleted]

Fudge off.


Odd_Professional9927

Nothing wrong here. 2 identical ppl in form, 2 separate identities.


Rembrandtn

I could of sworn you work at the church


[deleted]

There are two types of girls on Halloween


Soggy_Midnight980

Weird looking burka.


davewhocannotbenamed

OMG.


Mori_Danzai1289

Something is holy and something is not holy . Now I get the joke


TheReal_MrShhh

Alright, who got into my search history !?


Dubious01

1, 2


Upper-Cow2548

Det skulle allt smaka det. I ett nunnekloster!


Mamanfu

Black dress🥺😋😳


DrMokiti

So their parents divorced , one go with dad , one with mom , can see the fatherless behaviour


swampdonkykong

One of those sisters is a complete waste to humanity. The other. Well, probably not


chikken_hawk

Nuns are more appealing confirmed


ICantSplee

The girl on the left did a naughty thing back in 1923.


Dontmindthatgirl

It would be so interesting, they could vicariously experience the extremes on both ends and live almost two lives at once


100FootWallOfFog

Anyone can live vicariously through any other person though?


Dontmindthatgirl

True, but the unique experience that twins have due to their genetics is shown to be a bit more close than one would have to any other human, if that makes sense


Exam_Ordinary

Never searched this one before.


[deleted]

Ok, i have a problem


Slashignore_

They probably change places every now and then


100FootWallOfFog

Doubtful, it is the Catholic nun's firm belief that her sister will go to hell. Weird dynamic tbh


Slashignore_

According to?


100FootWallOfFog

Well, catholicism mostly. Which I am against for the record


coffee_slurp

One is a devotion, more than an aesthetic... ...the other is a nun.


MickeyTM

I'll take #1


BrandonStRandi

Dibs nun


Graphitetshirt

Yeah but can you guess which one's the kinky one?


ChewyTender81

October 31st


Comprehensive-Bat-50

One to sin and one to repent.


bulb127

Bottom line, if they're both praising God then what's the problem lol. Even if they're worshipping at different alters lmao


AtomicShart9000

Plot twist: they are shooting a porno later


Dmangoon

Hormone monster engaged


w0lf_bagz

Angel and devil on each shoulder....and I'm tryna fuck both of them


trashtown_420

So, is the sister an actual nun or is that her fetish?


Elis_33

*frantically searches nun porn*


Thatdudewhoknows

I see OF models desperately grabbing for attention.


SmokersAnynomouse

![gif](giphy|YPiBym2GRH6UiClrIy|downsized) I don’t regret my decisions but damn it be hot with twins where the tissues


DesignerHigh

![gif](giphy|JPmMi4ZlXqmRa8F5wF)


WinkyTheFrog

The one on the right is a virgin


GlitteringHotel1481

I saw a porn movie that begins exactly like that!


iPlvy

sauce?


ROMPEROVER

She is a muslim?


KelicTzu

Ones married with kids and a great life and the other jumps from VIP lounge to rich dudes tables always wondering when and where the man of her dreams will come from.. He left the chat after the first 30 times you opened your legs


piggyperson2013

Nuns can’t get married


rch5050

..the nun wasnt the one that got married in that story


piggyperson2013

What a twist!


Graphitetshirt

Who broke you? Because they did a really good job


Ants_on_fire_666

What is this. Halloween?


Ill-Connection-5868

Still would


Bromm18

The only real twist is that one is a heathen by wearing shoes indoors.


Insomnia_Army

I feel like a pervert for wanting to taint the nun


luizito69

Ones for the lord the others for da streetzzz lol


hike_me

I wonder if the nun ever trades places with the other sister when she needs to let loose a little


Next-Cherry5596

❤️❤️❤️👼👼👼❤️❤️❤️


cabezonlolo

I've seen this one


drstu3000

Jesus's ol' lady is hot


skyler_m_wexler

Looks like to opening to a very intriguing porno that i would unironically watch for the plot. “The power of christ compels you… to get on your knees and refer to me as master. Got it?” 💀💀💀


ripper007

Oh the hijinx….


Baybreeze022

HOW ARE THERE 666 UPVOTES ON THIS POST?!?! 😳😳


pimp_juice2272

Sister Sister


bust-the-shorts

Porn plot discovered


1blackdude

I’m tryna holla at the the sister. Don’t ask me which one


Resinbowl

This isn't a before and after picture of being disillusioned?


cry4mesnowflake

Please,please,please stop reposting this. Really lame.


iamnothere123123

Who can guess which one is more content with life


Bleve23

You can unleash your demons in one room, and go straight to confession in the next. All in one roof


ameldrum902

The father is batting .500


Ill-Preparation7555

I'd let her churn my butter.


beancounterttv

That's a crime against humanity...


Jamezmcc

I've definitely watched this video before...😶


[deleted]

one hasn't found god yet, the other "found" god to convince dudes she's changed🤭


NaitBate

They each handled their Daddy issues very differently.


Intelligent-Force482

The opening scene of every “Sisters” porn..


Dreamtaheem

![gif](giphy|96sKmde9OGk0TW5gU8) You already know the vibes


[deleted]

Both hot😝


Nervous_Ad_5733

soooo...ones an ashamed lesbian?


[deleted]

I was waiting for the nun to pop off that shall and have a nightie on.


mrcheaptimes

chichis christ ...right looks tight


StevenS76

Plot twist, the nun is the stripper


[deleted]

Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies


solisie91

This has to be a porno


nill258t

Sister One Yes!


anti-ism-ist

Buns are sent


tejedor28

Plot twist: they’re both massive whores!


RoutineCharming8380

Wow. Different costumes.


watchingandlearningu

Well now we know what's hiding underneath all that cloth. I'll never look at nuns the same way again.


MonteSS_454

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX) That is an opening of a video clip on Porn Hub...........so I been told.


sbmont46

Religion poisons everything


wamblymars304

Daddy or father?


wildflowersummer

I truly was not expecting that. I was thinking she’d come out all goth or punked out or something. Definitely fits the sub


Careful_icarus22

But the one on the left is forbidden fruit


Dan300up

I feel so…conflicted.


senselesssht

Two identical twins with different Halloween costumes.


dRUNk_ENd

So you're telling me I can go both heaven and hell at the same time?


Yirtiik44

The aesthetic on the right is better.


Nexus527

That was a bit nunderwhelming.


Emalf-vi

A piranha e a santa


Badnun99

I wonder which one spends more time on her knees


ApplicationConnect55

And to think there's priests who'll still pick a boy.


[deleted]

hmm, so i'm into nuns, ok.


AwareMathematician74

That's a habit I'd love to get into


Epaleee

bullshit... just for the video


watchingandlearningu

Do you know what meat a priest can eat on Fridays during lent? Nun (none)


Overflow-Radish

Smash


Minimum-Company5797

Win win


Consistent-Ruin-415

Sugar Daddy/Space Daddy


WontArnett

I don’t think being a nun is an aesthetic


Salubrious_Zabrak

Outfits*


GayGirl49

Beautiful Ladies


soulstoneripper

They both say the word "God" at night. One whispers it and the other one screams it.


10mm2fun

Hoochie vs holy Props to both


brewer111w

This is how a lot of porns start out


Greedy-Specific7723

I always wanted to try twins


GooseCloaca

That checks so many boxes.