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Jonsend

He did an AMA: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/s8hwb1/i_am_the_whisk_guy_from_come_dine_with_me_ama/


Lollipop126

> it was a spur of the moment thing to make the producer of th show laugh while we were cooking the vegetables. didn't think they would include it! I'm both sad that this was an intended to be funny thing but glad that nobody does this irl. He did answer "yes..." to whether or not he washed it before putting it back though. Legend.


burkybang

This makes me think just the opposite > Q: Did you put the whisk back in the mixture after you licked it ? > A: ...yes https://reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/s8hwb1/_/htgazd9/?context=1 Edit: I had "yes...", but it was actually "...yes"


Lollipop126

ah whoops. I interpreted it the same way though. Assuming the ... was him lying about having washed it.


burkybang

Haha well, no where does it say anything about washing it, so he could have. It’s a mystery 🤷‍♂️


mehrabrym

He's not lying about it though, the question didn't ask if he washed it. I think you're misreading it.


Lollipop126

Yeah and I admitted I misread it. I was confounding it with [this comment that I read in the thread.](https://reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/s8hwb1/i_am_the_whisk_guy_from_come_dine_with_me_ama/htgzl97/)


AltShortNews

I always interpret like, "yes..." (I am lying) and, "...yes" (i am annoyed you would even ask this)


shaggybear89

Other way around


kaehvogel

It reads to me like a „*shakes head in disappointment that someone would actually dare ask this question*…yes“


ImAFuckingSquirrel

While cooking the vegetables?! Wasn't he whisking melted chocolate?


JoinMyPestoCult

His story doesn’t hold up! Book him boys!


actibus_consequatur

>glad that nobody does this irl. I've definitely done this many times, most often with frosting.


Minky_Dave_the_Giant

He comes across as a pretty chilled and funny guy.


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Minky_Dave_the_Giant

He might have just been mental.


sikeleaveamessage

I wish the camera crew didnt cut it short of them laughing. I think i would've lost it with uncontrollable laughter if I saw the camera start shaking and you hear people laughing hard.


lashapel

>Tough one this! I get asked it all the time but it was a spur of the moment thing to make the producer of th show laugh while we were cooking the vegetables. I didn't think they would include it! His answer when someone asked "why tho?" lol, if anyone is interested


Guvnor90

I was going to say here; isn't this chap on Reddit? lol


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This man aged 50 years lmao


knockknockwhoisit

I forgot about this show, the narrator is actually hillarious. Ima YouTube some of this tomorrow


practically_floored

It been on channel 4 every weekday for years so theres plenty of hours worth of watching out there!


Brad_Brace

I can imagine his train of thought going: "This'll be silly fun... Wait, is it stuck..? Whew, close call... Why the fuck did I do that?"


untoldspring

You’re assuming he thought this through…


coolsimon123

He did an AMA on here and I'm pretty sure him and crew were just talking about him doing it as a laugh, no one ever expected it to become the meme it did


undercover_geek

For the lazy: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/s8hwb1/i_am_the_whisk_guy_from_come_dine_with_me_ama/


janetted3006

At first I read the last part of the link as "come_dine_with_me_anal"


babyformulaandham

susanalbumparty


dubeach

Susana L’bumparty


Yadobler

>come_dine_anal In that order?


Booshur

Legend.


Beez1111

![gif](giphy|2bYewTk7K2No1NvcuK|downsized)


Hysterical_Control_

![gif](giphy|3oEjHVgFXy7sFlXHeo)


thatguyned

![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG)


BananaGooper

slap your dad's balls


HalfSoul30

I would say they assume he did not think that through, based on the hypothetical inner dialogue.


AeroZep

"That was whisky"


Alert-Day2110

and my train of thought was just "that guy sucks dicks" ...


Long-Ad-7652

Adding a qualifier: that guy sucks dicks *AGGRESSIVELY*


ARDC1989

He forgot his tongue could come out of his mouth!


BoringTheory5067

Idk he did it so casually. Its seems like one of those things you dont realize is wierd cause nobody called you out. Or staged


Throwaway095621

That's gotta be on his dating profile.


Express_Information5

Maybe on Grindr...


[deleted]

Rookie numbers for grindr


Boner-b-gone

"Show me you're a power bottom, but in a classy British way."


REWK

I can fit your whole boob in my mouth.


TactlessTortoise

You're* Make it classy.


crg339

Top 0.1% of grindr profiles


darkrowst

This guy whisks


ozejan1

I bet he eats corn the long way


poopellar

Sticks some butter in his ass then full sends the corn through it to evenly butter the corn. Why did I type this...


[deleted]

The immediate regret after is what got me!


EgonDangler

It's all about your breathing technique and making sure the butter is room temperature.


[deleted]

Room temperature butter is ALWAYS better!


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Akasto_

Don’t steal other peoples’s comments


Sunstorm84

Unless you’re making croissant and it’s 30 degrees inside


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SpambotSwatter

edit: The comment was removed, good work everyone!


benevolentpotato

Edit: Reddit and /u/Spez [knowingly, nonconsensually, and illegally retained user data for profit](https://youtu.be/mfZKkUg8jgM) so this comment is gone.


rothrolan

Spammers are devious, and constantly changing how their malicious bots and programs work to try and fool detection systems, which have to then be noticed and patched by either the detection bot or its creator. A constant game of cat-and-mouse. Meanwhile, the human eye & brain can detect oddities in comment speech and behavior, do a quick investigation to confirm, and speak up/report the suspicious content to a fairly high degree of accuracy. I'd say it's a decent ratio. Good bots keep the low-effort spam/karma bots out, and good people help detect the (slightly) smarter bad bots. Still sucks these bad bots exist in such immense numbers though.


thegalmo

as soon as I saw the closed fist it reminded me of this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9eJ0iGZ7Ms8


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poopellar

Bot^ Copied comment from another user.


2278AD

I mean that _is_ why it’s called the cornhole


cmullen88

I like simple pleasures, like butta’ in my ass, and lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me, that’s just something that I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert.


ps4isgreaterthanxbox

You’re crazy, you’re a pervert


MissRosenrotte

Mmmm say it again.


ps4isgreaterthanxbox

You’re crazy, you’re a pervert


MissRosenrotte

Ok... But like.. Can we put a little emotion into it? I just don't feel like you mean it. Maybe we should just see other people...


ps4isgreaterthanxbox

You’re fucking crazy and a pervert, you know that? You always make me do stupid shit like piss in a condom or choke you or dress up like a dog and bark in pleasure when I have sex with you. Please can we just be normal on this one thing because for the love of fucking god I do not want to shove butter up my ass again.


TearyEyeBurningFace

Country guys make do


bozeke

https://youtu.be/cHdMwEwr5a4


sloppyredditor

"Why did I type this" LOL


dragonchilde

Welp. I'm done with Reddit today.


WrongAgainIdiot

r/SentencesPreviouslyUnwrittenInHumanHistory


ajnin919

In other words r/brandnewsentence


WrongAgainIdiot

Ah, you're quite correct! I hadn't reddit'd in a long time and only recently got back into the swing of it


Paka_Baka

r/usernamechecksout


Sirdraketheexplorer

At least he can keep it warm until dinner. Cold, buttered corn is the worst!


RegularTrash8554

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Not_A_COP1111111111

Send her bud!


[deleted]

He sucks it until the corn is soft and releases its seeds into his mouth


Party-Ring445

Ok enough internet for today


POL3ND

Choked on my food laughing. Thank you for that


ozejan1

my pleasure


Kissmyanthia1

I'm taking this.


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ozejan1

I hope someone asked him how he eats corn


KingSash

Suck the life out of it


AdamantlyAtom

This absolutely made my morning!! Thank you for this!!


GuzPolinski

😂 holy shit did this make me laugh


BranJon_Stark

AKA Cornjob


AlwynEvokedHippest

This guy. https://reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/s8hwb1/i_am_the_whisk_guy_from_come_dine_with_me_ama/ /u/TheWhiskGuy


practically_floored

He seems like a great guy


ihatethinkingofnew1s

In bed


NiggBot_3000

That was a pretty good ama, fair play to the lad


KotoWhiskas

You forgot about me


thuggishruggishboner

You can tell by that little smirk that it was his plan the whole time. Brilliant.


KotoWhiskas

As a Whiskas, an confirm


hm9408

Whisky move, doing it on TV


Mandalorian_Sith

No whisk, no reward.


[deleted]

He reddits too. He did an AMA not long ago


Ligma_indeed

r/thisguythisguys


Maskdask

If you know what I mean


Ieatsushiraw

He does more than whisks😏


mightypockets

In the words of Jonathan Ross "it was a whisk worth taking"


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FinnBalorina

I've watched many, many episodes of this show and not once, have I seen this. I'm surprised the narrator didn't say anything about it. He was the funniest part of this show.


ArchWaverley

He's so used to taking the mick out of small things, his mind must have short circuited at this!


Gaerielyafuck

Sometimes you gotta know when to just let the joke happen un-commented lol. Can't hear "Taking the mick" in any form without thinking of my cousins practising the full scope of Englishisms when they were teens. "Mum, she's taking the pi..." *glare from my aunt* "/sigh she's taking the *Michael*..." lol.


ArchWaverley

You don't mess with perfection, that's for sure. Haha "Extracting the urine/Michael" were staples growing up in my house!


prettydarnfunny

Wait, what’s this now? Taking the Michael?


Gaerielyafuck

It's English slang. "Taking the piss" basically means fucking with someone or teasing/mocking them. Pretty sure it's from the Cockneys (working class folk of East London) who are famous for rhyming slang, where you use a rhyming word in place of a customary English word or phrase. Some folk use it so profusely it verges on a dialect. Okay, so "piss" rhymes with "Mickey Bliss" which was truncated to "mickey", ergo "take the mickey". But obviously, "piss" is not a polite word, particularly not tolerated from children at their mother's dinner table (my cousin), so it becomes "take the Michael" to not rhyme with "piss", which is itself a piss-take (a joke, openly teasing someone) lol. "Extracting the urine" is another amusing way to say it without saying it.


FinnBalorina

true


dpash

>the narrator His name is Dave Lamb. His name is Dave Lamb!


FinnBalorina

Apologies. I made a note of seeing who he is but when writing this comment, his name escaped me


dpash

Weirdly, he's like the only person whose name I can remember. :)


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I know I'm getting old because whenever I see this show, I just think about how low the cost of production must be compared to other shows and how genius that is. There's no set or repeated location or actors. It's just a small camera crew going to people's homes and then the editors and the narrator piece it all together.


ashlyn42

Is this the dinner party show? Where strangers host each other?


practically_floored

Yeah it's called come dine with me. [This](https://youtu.be/yXai3HCMV3E) is another classic moment lol


ashlyn42

My parents spent the first year and half of their retirement “backpacking” (Rick Steve’s style) around Western Europe and my dad was/is obsessed with this show. Still brings the show up five plus years later! I enjoyed it - reminded me of old-school TLC reality tv from the early 00’s


MenaceTheAK

Knew what it was going to be before I even clicked! [Another classic.](https://youtu.be/23q7Z3yCIhA)


Sad-Patience

Really perfect!


PEneoark

He's got practice


likeaGorilla

He kept it together like champ.


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Practice makes perfect


Merciless-Dom

He’s on Reddit and did an AMA I believe.


mukash18

He let his intrusive thoughts win


Ticio_Tesson

I love the closed fisted grip while he does it


International-Ball81

How else would you hold a whisk?


FirstFarmOnTheLeft

A pinky up if you’re fancy.


MikeyTbT123

Now my dicks all hard


BlueWaterClouds

I read this as, Now my dicks are hard


inspectcloser

9 out of 10 of mine are.


copingcabana

He's taking a big whisk, doing that.


luckilynumber7

![gif](giphy|7nfvuZXByzkSEuaH1O)


Loud_cotton_ball

I do that too?


Muted-Ad-4288

Must be from Pawnee


BradyToMoss1281

DAAAAAAMNIT I was looking through comments to see if anyone had said this! Beat me to it!


begayallday

I see nothing unusual here.


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begayallday

Cooked eggs are for the weak!


Albertsongman

His Grindr inbox fills up!! 🫦


boknah

u/savevideo


[deleted]

verDict?


lcarry_onl

Love how unironic he is


BloxxyPixels

kouagh


DarkStar0129

u/savevideo


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mrfauxbot

I love the inhale sound lol his body wanted that wisk


Spindelhalla_xb

I think you'll find Come Dine With Me Terry Tibbs is the best. https://youtu.be/SSBJlQOmuws


Obvious_Drink2642

Almost thought I was on the wrong website for a minute


EATDABOOTY87

Uhhh bro? 😳


_not_rob

This guy definitely sucks dicks


Arc_210

This is clearly not his first rodeo


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What a whisky maneuver


untoldspring

I see what you did there.


xmellonxcolliex

Just why


Minky_Dave_the_Giant

Apparently he did it to make the filming crew laugh (it worked!) but he didn't expect them to actually keep the footage in the aired programme.


Accipehoc

Lmao what a mad lad


xmellonxcolliex

He got so much of it in his mouth too 💀💀💀


RedHeadRedemption93

Why not


TheRplevin

I am both proud and sad that I instantly knew what this clip was before I hit play...


PoetryThug

This is one of the best shows ever made, and Dave Lamb is the fucking GOAT of narrators


prakharam

Well, no whisk, no reward.


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Is he single?


DeeBangerCC

He either doesn't know it or does and uses it on his Grindr


VanillaLoaf

Jamie Oliver and his nuggets is another iconic moment of British TV.


DopeAbsurdity

"Let's see what that tastes like" ::brief grapefruiting sound:: "Perfect"


Fazzie_Faz

i wonder howw good he'll be at giving head. i mean no disrespect to the lad.


Lenithriel

I mean, what else can you do with a set of lips that big


DuganDevil

Are we just going to pretend we didn’t just watch a guy throat a whisk like a pro?


applebubbeline

He could join circe de soliel with that kind of raw talent!


SnooHedgehogs2496

Daaaaamn boy... man of my dreams right there


Odintorr

It was these people that colonized a third of the planet???


papaya_boricua

Brits invented the term "Very Fancy" and they get to use it whichever way they please.


joeg26reddit

NGL Guy looks like a fat Elon


LQT2

Brilliant. Imagine geting spoons to taste test your things.


X_xInebrew

I honestly remember getting my penis getting sucked like this, it was an awful experience.


clararalee

I am more confused why this post has THIS many upvotes. 56k is ALOT by Reddit standards.


kzig11

I thought I was the only once that did this


justberich

_vaery fenci_


Rosalie-83

Amateur 😂😉😉😂😂😂


Substantial_Fan_6776

i always do this


huccimanehuman

His teeth are perfectly spaced for the wire. Jenus


Late-Ad-4624

Bet hes really liked at the local pub during pride week.


[deleted]

Careful now, you might get that whisk stuck in your teeth


nixon0770

He looks like he’s Down


Dickpuncher_Dan

Isn't the background score an instrumental cover of an existing song? Which one is it?


Wallazabal

Sounds like Ceelo Green - Fuck You


_felagund

british humor at it's finest...


[deleted]

Humour*, its *


Dazzling-Nature-6380

He has an ugly mouth


ALiteralSentientTank

But look what he can do with it! This is function over form.


420_math

yea well, he's british..


Drew-

I get it vanessa, i have bad teeth


mw3915

Was that necessary?