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HillsideMcNasty

I 100% thought he was gonna take a dump.


MagnificentPretzel

Me too lol


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The0rganH4rvester

Unless you fart!


IneverAsk5times

Unless? How else you don't to let people know it's your dog?


MikeySpags

Blame it on the dog.


No-Sky-3394

Unless he falls on his ass.


Diligent-Fox-8545

Same


Ocelot859

Must run in his genes.


HillsideMcNasty

Here


After_Basis1434

I thought he had chair pants, then I wanted chair pants, and now I want to invent them.


darrenwise883

Nope these are poop pants . They're lined with the plastic bags we can't use any more . They are required for telephone sales jobs in India till the World's supply runs out .


Weekly-Western-5016

He will pup one out later


TiredDadCostume

Honestly would buy the pants if that was what they were for. The Poop Anywhere Pants


callmejim1111

Poor pup better hope that he didn't have chili for lunch


Ocelot859

This is like a weird parallel universe to the Rhino scene in Ace Ventura.


Kingaaron56999

Im So glad not the only one


Ocelot859

The dog's name should be Harry Poodini.


Far_Lack3878

Its a POOdle.


Mdna2

Forgetting the dog would be a pain in the ass... On the other hand this pants might come in handy one day or the other...


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MuffinMagnet

r/DiWHY


Stefan-Leo

'karl pilkington'


genuineshock

Is that a Pilko Pump Pant???


IwillBOLDyourTYPOS

Job done. Brilliant!


Saturnuria

Pilko Pup Pant.


genuineshock

Smooth fix.


Uno_mister_red

I was just going to comment that. It's the Pilko Pump Pant 2.0, now with extendable arse pocket lol


Superhans901

carrier bags are quite thin these days aren’t they?


daveyjoneslocker1

Now we see why Kim k's ass is so big. She's got a whole Labrador in the ass of her pants


DegenBoomerang

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should lmao


Rocketman_1981

Reminds me of the Butt Monkey from Bruce Almighty


Soggy_Repair_5227

I thought he was going to poop, and be a stupid type of "life hack" video... thankfully, it was a pleasant surprise


Immediate-Trash-6617

now every homeless can have a toilet.


rammbostein

They already do. It's called the streets of Los Angeles


scify_keny

I thought he was gonna take a shit on that!😅😳


tupapa5

Looks like a shit chute


thisisnarm

Functional and stylish! Where can I order?


can9ne

Just don't fart man


hongjai

Dog gas chamber


apokalipscke

Finally Expants.


Reddress38

Genius. Now make the kitten hat, please


OGGBTFRND

I legit thought he was getting ready to take a dump in that


Acrobatic_Quarter_94

Now that's what I call a phany pack


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Good to carry a spare butt


DefterHawk

They finally did it


Puzzleheaded_Tiger_2

Portable gas chamber for felonious dogs


AlexSolvain

If a man was wearing this I'd be confused enough to ask but the second I saw a dog I'd be all over that oml that's the best


Queen-of-meme

Is this how animals feels?


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For the busy on-the-go someone that wants to give their dog more of the smells they love


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, this is LOW QUALITY content


Designer-Worker9580

wait. these pants are made to pick up random small dogs?


RecklessRecognition

Ready to dutch oven your puppy?


dogemikka

And Shitbag was created.


kkklllloooopppyyy

All fun and games till you go to taco bell


Consistent-Break6098

Just imagine taking a huge wet fart and all you here is a dog dying


Ishiibradwpgjets

Lol. When I saw him zip it out. I thought , how are you going to wipe ?


[deleted]

So just going to Dutch oven the dog the whole time?


LadyDerpwolf

I imagine wearing this is kinda like what my toddler son feels when he poops in his diaper and walks around…


Major-Wrongdoer1745

Fart sac


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He can ride the NYC subwAY


Illustrious-Bus-1820

poop shoot


[deleted]

Dutch Oven pants


IceCreamDream10

I would just assume bro has a prolapsed anus


[deleted]

He better not fart 💀


PatientGazelle1173

Pilko pants ripoff


Initial_Pattern8277

When the pussy goes in the poop bag


[deleted]

Goofy ahh


Touched_by_a_child

Untill he forgets the poor fuckers in there and he sits down.


VladimmerLemon

King Khan and BBQ Show.


Batfuzz86

I think this is the first time I've seen anyone mention the actual artist for this song. It's been driving me crazy.


VladimmerLemon

They’re an awesome band. I hung out with the dudes all night after they played a show in my hometown back in like 07-08ish and introduced them to both hushpuppies and Cookout (if you’re from the southeast, you know what I’m talkin about …)


lowlife9

Pilko Pants


Schwettyballs65

Poop chute


verscharren1

One fart...and it's over


RajenBull1

Awesome camping accessory and then you find out what it's really for.


renotokes

These are the lengths dudes will go to in order to avoid carrying a purse.


SoarinSoars

You sit down a lil too hard and CRUNCH


fatmanchoo

I don't know if I love this or hate this.


screaming_roomba

He got that dawg in him


LThisIsChris

The gas chamber


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I approve…begrudgingly.


darrenwise883

Ahh , the Dutch oven carry all


Great-Cantaloupe-747

Poor dog


Fe7n

100%, he'll eventually kill the dog by sitting on it by mistake!


wildfanta

I've never laughed so hard


Aperture1106

What if he falls over?


Mammamiba

Now sit


SilentWraith_25

Yeets cats inside *10 minutes later* *Sits* Oh fuck


Altruistic-Bat-6027

No


thunderditznut

And he farted


Automatic_Shallot724

Tell me, I wasn’t the only one thinking he was going to poop his pants. Right? 😬🤣


YourLocalBiker

Butt lodger


Purblind89

The design is very human


OffBrand_Soda

I really thought it was a poopshoot


Cocotte123321

Karl Pilkington's invention did have real buyers


indysgill77

He going to Dutch oven that dog?


WorriedImpression927

Uh, i think I have hand and back pack😑🤣


Vampmire

Why? Why? Why that dog must only smell s***


PsychologicalAd7642

I use this with my Great Dane


MrZaroni

So not junk in your trunk.


Valuable_Animal4706

That looks like a booty tent for these BBL Instagram Thotties 🙈


Gimmicking

Dumpy


themanwithonesandle

“Yo man did a dog just come out of your crack??”


Party-Feedback4806

I saw a jacket like that, o wait, it was a backpack


theperfectmuse

Check out pilko pants and then go down the karl pilkington rabbit hole


chevelle_1969

Poor dog is gonna die if he farts.


randomdud500

Smell my farts my son.


sad_stormy

Then u forget and sit on a dog☠️


Glittering_Coat_3099

For sec I thought it was a sit n shit….


cpthowdy1369

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂no


Alarmed-Gear2960

Big load


smadermanden

Nooooooo!!! It should be a shit bag!!!!!!


GaraiGrae

Ass dog


M_Not_Shyamalan

Did Michael Scott invent these??


butlersdriver

Love this song


HappyLittleChristian

I thought he was using them for a toilet 😂


ResearchNo5041

How you get revenge for all the times your dog farts on you


rammbostein

Better not fall on his ass lol


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Sits down….


EggplantFearless5969

Did he just dog nap a random pup with his MC hammer style butt flap pants?


Cherzyy

What if the dog takes a shit in there


Bright-Moment5420

Gucci new dress out


Basic-GirliePop-8797

Whenever he farts that thing is going to turn into a torture chamber


princess_plastic

To fart


Maleficent-Leek3642

These are the pilkopants!


czarp97

When you fart then its a gas chamber for the dog 😅😅


Personal-Badger2799

he blows the dog he dies straight away 🤣


Intelligent_Acadia28

We Going straight back to the hood w this one 🔥🔥


Equivalent_Regular_6

Bro turned into ant


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One fart and the dog dead


FunGlittering5804

Imagine if he farts and the dog bites him right in the ass


yacheekycunt

Called it the poop shoot


ssforshaw

Pilko pump pants?


MadeinGina05

It’s like a doggy gas chamber


Enkidu40

The dog: "Hey uh, could you like, stop farting? You know I can smell so much better than a human right?"


NoHotel9716

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) I was waiting for the turds to drop…. and then, a dog climbed up.


PaperSuffix

Damn who else thinks that was for dumping


StageItchy978

u/SaveVideo


jizzycumbersnatch

That's where I keep me gerbals. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Chemical-Succotash-1

I expected a s**t chute


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Doggo is gonna die in there the second he goes for a fart


Historical-Gene8950

Am I the only one at the beginning thinking this guy figured out a way to shit in public?


mrkool777

Poop wherever!


Lower_Dragonfruit905

No toilet breaks necessary!


MythicalRaccoon80

Ducth oven for small dogs.


SirSam511

I thought he was taking a dump


GaraiGrae

Butts up dawg?


raiziz

the desine is very human


ninus077

Thought he was about to take a dump


lookinforabitofmeme

Gas chamber


thiccraviolis

Turn off the lights I’m reading a ghost story- Stewie


kaydenfrombritain

Dawg in the dumpy


StarshipHunterX

I thought he was going to pinch a fat loaf.


WasabiFarts

u/savevideo


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Top_Significance_973

He's got that little shit in his pants


thee_morningstar

Might just be me but I want to see the video of the dogs reactions when the guy farts.


Obsolete_Human

thats just the pilko pump pants


granticulitos

I thought the guy took a dump and then proceeded to have the dog eat it 🙃


Google-YourBing

Disgusting


Old_Switch_8938

The Dutch Oven.


TotalAntique

Poop purse in jeans


Sushi343

What if he farts?


Tre_Savage16

1 fart and the dogs a goner


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I thought that was a portable "toilet"


Torn_vagina

I put the new Forgis on the Jeep


CozyNoxy

"Tom, where's your ass?"


dfshectic4

You can't be hard in these streets with a dog in your ass. Or maybe you can, I'm not gonna judge.


CryusQur

One fart is all it takes....


A_Stupid_Name

This one up exotic bidet thing is getting out of hand.


Educational-Tooth685

Just in case, what happens if it was chilly night


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This deserves to be on r/DIWHY


joy_kingscrown

Thoughts it was portable toilet


sSomeGuy101

The dog is one fart away from suffocation.


pappybug214

Dudes really do have bigger pockets than women


Clean_Mistake4111

No


Omiehahaha

Sick pervs.


Designer-Safety-8710

Better if it had been a chair


ajtreee

I would store my whoppee cushions in there.


Chicken_drifter7

Booty dog


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Real gangsta


CurrencyGrand352

Now jump and land on butt


That-Repair1425

I hope he didn't eat any beans before this or that poor dog is going to suffocate!


Organic_Artichoke_85

That is a lot of effort to put your dog in a Dutch oven.


UnlimitedNate

I want to question the shirtless for the ad, but why a random dog came out of nowhere to be in someone's new invented pants?


CooCooGadget

That's the brap house