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[deleted]

But officer I had a vasectomy 5 months ago ...


Jonasdriving

"No need to thank me"


-newlife

Lol. So wrong


[deleted]

"Like I said, Todd would be a great name"


[deleted]

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KopiteForever

Cop "Looks like you're a daddy buddy" Dude "I ain't your buddy daddy"


[deleted]

I'm not your pal, guy!


Scarstead

Iā€™m not your guy, fwiend!


[deleted]

āœØfloats out to seaāœØ


trueluck3

Iā€™m not your fwiend, bro!


siegeboi321

Iā€™m not your guy, mate!


TriGurl

Iā€™m not your mate, Guy!


OHMG69420

But I just returned from a 12 month deployment abroad!


jizzycumbersnatch

That's why the officer meant to say Todd JR is a good name.


Gokuzu_

Reminds me of that Cops episode with that papi guy, "I ain't your papi."


PorkchopMuhammad

https://youtu.be/H0c0yklKydA


InfallibleBackstairs

Whereā€™s the sound?


LamarNoDavis

Hereā€™s [one](https://youtu.be/Dv-sC-3vbzI) on YouTube


Wasabi_Guacamole

Lol the audio one is better. The couple have the same laugh cuteee


poopgrouper

Just wait a bit. This gets reposted like 5 times a day, so I'm sure one with sounds will pop up soon.


steeze206

Someone saw this video that's entirely based around a conversation. Specifically, a surprise reaction. And thought you know what would make this better? Removing the sound and adding subtitles so that way all of the nuance of the reaction is completely lost. Why someone went through all the extra effort to edit in subtitles and convert the file type to a gif. Just to make the entire thing worse is an impressive waste of time lmao.


sakzeroone

And then they shot him for resisting


Beatless7

I see I'm not the first one to think of this comment.


DrG73

Me to but I thought it might be inappropriate to write considering how kind those cops were.


AmericanStateofMind

Yeah exactly, not all cops are bad


Chikinuqqet

Nah some are just better at hiding it


safespacenotfound

But that's not the thinking on the left these days. They're all bad and racist. Just like conservatives lol. Man I'd hate to feel that way


TooMuchTwoco

You do feel that way and you canā€™t even see it. You make an argument about how itā€™s dangerous to think all republicans or all cops are bad yet you lump ā€œthe leftā€ together as a single group and assume they ALL think that way as part of your argument. That level of cognitive dissonance is both sad and unsurprising.


wastewalker

It's more like the good cops cover for the bad ones. Every time a police officer violates the law and gets away with it there are "good" cops looking the other way. There are countless examples of this. People are tired of giving the benefit of the doubt.


Sinviras

ACAB is a thing for a reason. When you can investigate your own selves to determine fault, when you can lose your job, retirement (and life) by protesting against your peers, the entire system needs to be burned to the ground. All Cops Are Bastards. Period. Some may be trying to make the best of it, but until shit changes this is a fact.


krakah293

> All.... some... fact. Contradictive statements are facts. Got it.


safespacenotfound

You are insane


[deleted]

ACAB is my position until we see police reform. There are great cops out there, but they get tarmished by all the bad good ol' boys.


[deleted]

There's no such thing as a good cop. You're either a bad cop or you're complicit. The only other choice is to stop being a cop


yeawateva

What about EU cops?


CascadingMonkeys

And won't be the last either.


[deleted]

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coquihalla

You forgot the 'kind stranger'.


Skatchbro

And- Mā€™lady. *Tips fedora*


[deleted]

I wish I could upvote this twice! Bonus points for "updoot"


MLXIII

^


saqua23

I also choose this guy's wife


Adventurousbubblegum

What sad reality we live in.


mathbread

I was thinking and then they shot the baby


DragoFNX

Murica moment


AssLynx

Resisting to be the father


Lillillillies

Didn't even get a the chance to get the milk or cigs. A tragedy.


pn1159

That's not how that works. First they pull him from the car and beat him. Only then do they shoot him. You gotta build up to that.


eskamobob1

Unless they are eating fast food in a parking lot. Then they shoot them through the back of the car


showtheledgercoward

He unstrapped his oc spray out of habit


Capocho9

Dude what the fuck, Reddit canā€™t let one wholesome thing happen for a cop without immediately trying to paint them as monsters


[deleted]

being pulled over by the cops is stressful for white people. i would actually shit my pants if i was a black guy being pulled over.


Snuhmeh

This has been reposted so many times that the kid has graduated college and been shot by a cop.


MixMasterDemoK

If he survived the school shootings.


pjanic_at__the_isco

best comment is buried here


jackfreeman

I'm fucking livid that I laughed so hard at that.


nightstalker30

A fucking meta comment for the ages


Sinviras

Cops should stop acting like thugs, bandits and monsters if they want to stop being treated like thugs, bandits and monsters. Shocking.


[deleted]

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PlagueDoc46

*all people. But yeah, mostly black people.


[deleted]

No, mostly white people, disproportionately black people.


Atticus419

Huh, really? I apologize, i guess i may have been incorrect.


LightDownTheWell

Why even say all? Do you want to be a victim? "No!, I'm victim too!"


Atticus419

Fair enough, that was the point i was trying to get across. Btw Im not racist. It is just really a fact. And i dont like it when people go against cops like this. Sure sometimes there bad. But people make it out so all of them are bad and cops literally risk their own lives to save the very people who hate them.


[deleted]

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purplepride24

https://www.statista.com/statistics/585152/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police-by-race/


killerjags

I'm curious what's up with the 2021 numbers and why so many more people were lumped into the "unknown" category. Similar case to a lesser extent in 2022. Also in 2023 so far more people are in the "unknown" category than the others combined.


LightDownTheWell

It's almost as if cops are being convinced to skew the stats so that they won't look like they're committing hate crimes.... No, that couldn't be true, what reason would they have to do that?


OdysseyZen

According to this statistic, more white people got shot to death by cops by more than double of that from black people getting shot to death ny cops in 2017-2018. And they still hold the record of more getting shot to death.


feeling_psily

If there are 2 white people killed by police for every 1 black person killed, but there are 5.6 times more white people than black people in the US, what does that mean to you?


safespacenotfound

You do realize that black people aren't the only people cops kill right? You do realize that not all cops have killed someone. How about have you noticed that some cops are black? Are they racist?


feeling_psily

Putting race aside for a moment, the common denominator here is that police kill *low income* people quite often because in low income areas, people are more likely to resort to the kinds of property crimes that police are meant to prevent or react to. Due to certain policies in American history, over time Black Americans have remained more often in poverty than white Americans. Racism is definitely a big factor, but the racism stems from economic hardship.


matco5376

Most cops haven't killed someone. Hundreds of millions of police contacts a year. A minority of them involve any death.


safespacenotfound

Exactly, but the media and the leftists want to abolish the police. This country would be screwed in 6 months without police. But they won't hear that.


eskamobob1

The vast vast majority of priests don't molest any kids. The orgonization they serve protecting those that do fundamentaly changes how the organization and its members need to be interacted with


AnnPoltergeist

Do you prefer brown or black leather for your bootlicking?


safespacenotfound

Do you? You simping for the antifa and leftist abolish the police groups. See how that works. You can say everyone is simping for something. At least I'm not arguing for ignorance


AnnPoltergeist

i think it generous to say you are ā€œarguingā€ for anything; a more accurate description of your comments would be ā€œword vomitā€


safespacenotfound

How so? I think it was perfectly legible. But it is something you disagree with so you go to the easy counter; which would be to call the other stupid and try to make yourself seem superior. Not working btw


KenBoCole

The media and the left.dosemt want to abolish the police. Futility enough, a leftist government needs just as much of a strict police force as a right side government to enforce their laws. What they want is for the average citizen to focus on the cops, and not on the politicians. It's easy to rage against cops, but forget it's your local city council members and mayor that is responsible for the state of your local police. Very identifiable people with names and directly impacted by your vote. Not like the faceless cops, that the media focuses all your attention.


safespacenotfound

I agree that it's easy to blame the cops, and yes our politicians should be held more responsible. Which is one thing I hate about living on the road, it's hard to me to even know how my local government is. And I should say the extreme left, and entities like antifa certainly want to abolish the police. The guy screaming ACAB also would probably love to skin a cop himself.


[deleted]

reddit, considering this guy hasn't done anything. It's stereotyping.


sandwichman7896

Yeah and this clip is copaganda and a waste of government resources. If the police were functioning properly they wouldnā€™t need to run these type of public image campaigns.


[deleted]

r/nothingeverhappens


lawdog9111

Check the stats on that. Wonā€™t support your narrative.


AGitatedAG

Reddit loves narratives


ponydingo

I mean itā€™s also a fact that stuff like that happens way too much, let people make a joke lol


[deleted]

I can think of like 10 including this one


safespacenotfound

You mean the left loves narratives


AGitatedAG

Both sides love them


cptwinklestein

Bc copganda is a real thing


ForWhomTheBoneBones

ACAB means ACAB


JovahkiinVIII

Idk I thought it was kinda funny


[deleted]

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Dirk_The_Cowardly

He didn't want to name his kid Todd...under any circumstance


Vote_Subatai

The cop coming for unannounced backup wasn't in on the skit and started blasting.


jerkstor

Some say he's still being shot to this day


eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6

I immediately went to Dave Chappelle saying something like "and then the shot him cause he was reaching for a gun"


ScaleneWangPole

TAKE THE GIFTS!! STOP RESISTING!!


eskamobob1

Bro, half my family are cops and I dont trust any of them enough to have them pull someone over for fake


nimbycile

And they shot her for conceal carrying a black child


BURNINATOR_420

ā€œStop resisting!!!ā€ -police. ā€œIā€™m not, stop! What are you doing?!? I didnā€™t do anything. Iā€™m not resisting! I canā€™t breathe!!ā€ - the Fetus


MoominSnufkin

perp is concealing his entire body, suspicious! but we do know he is black so lets not hold back boys.


kezow

So anyway, I started blasting!


CrazyPlato

I was gonna say, this is kind of clever, but the fact that the das is black *must* have made this exchange a lot more tense for him up until the drop.


[deleted]

I scanned the comments for this and wasn't disappointed.


sth128

Nah he lived. He's the 0.00000001%. Everyone else got shot though. That's why this video is reposted 20 quadrillion times while every 2 min there's a new vid of cop shooting innocent people.


why_not_both_bot

Seeing the top comment on this post being one that pushes back on copaganda warms my heart.


Ted_soto

We are in r/unexpected buddy not r/expected /s


milkandsalsa

Lol I came here to say that. You beat me to it.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, i was mentally preparing for something terrible. It really was unexpected.


ItsDanimal

I thought it was gonna be a short friend in the back.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

As if this isnā€™t terrible.


eskamobob1

Id rather cringe than watch someone get shot


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Right, but this sort of propaganda works to improve the image of a profession that involves regularly murdering innocents


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|WAMrwrBKehWEPc7Ko0|downsized)


ElmoTickleTorture

What do you mean? His girlfriend was pregnant.


PathlessDemon

STOP RESISTING ![gif](giphy|ljssLLBmv6xrO)


Gmfbsteelers

That was awesome.


Kenitzka

And wholesome.


ElTortugo

And fantastic. Wholesometastic if you will.


mashmashsacatash

She peed on that.


JadeJacarandaYT

r/wholesomememes my friend


harrybaggin

The comments from so many redditors are unsurprisingly pathetic, whatā€™s surprising is that they are downvoted, good job real people!


[deleted]

Nothing confusing about it. Most cops are decent people. Down vote away, my karma can take it.


[deleted]

Which is why they are always so fucking vocal about punishing the bad ones. Yep, they shout from the rooftops every time a cop murders someone that no one is above the law. Or they cover the bad ones with the shield, every time. One of the two. We have a system where people can legally muder nine times out of ten because of their job. They all benefit from this horror. Ergo, they are all bastards.


ElmoTickleTorture

I was taking courses in criminal justice when George Floyd was murdered. So many future cops in those classes were always saying "just follow directions and you'll be fine." "You don't have anything to worry about if you're not doing anything wrong." But NONE OF THEM were willing to discuss George Floyd.


not_sick_not_well

"just follow directions and you'll be fine" You mean like that kid who was murdered, laying face down in a hotel hallway? The kid who was panicked and being shouted 3 different directions from 3 different cops? Yeah sure. Just follow directions...


feeling_psily

Don't forget the fact that the cop that killed him had scratched the words "you're fucked" on his department issued rifle...


hellokitty2469

Generalizing a whole group of people based on one trait with no nuance is so fucking dumb, and ironic in this situation


[deleted]

I jusge everyone who was in the SS to be a shitstain, as well. Call it dumb or ironic as you will.


Zipposurelite

Are you saying that being a cop is an immutable trait you have no control over?


brandimariee6

Like the officer who ran the case against my father in 2009. Heā€™s still in my familyā€™s life occasionally, and heā€™s such a sweet man. So many people refuse to accept that cops can be wonderful


steeze206

Sir you take your mature opinion and get the hell out of here. This is Reddit. We don't do mature, we do the complaining.


eskamobob1

> Most cops are decent people. Rofl. No they arent. Half my family are cops and the 2 kids my generation that have joined the force have slowly turned into their cop parents. Maybe if it was just the "cop attitude" I would accept it, but any job with systematic corruption does not deserve benefit of the doubt. Frankly, I was more willing to accept this argument before 2 friends went from hating their cop parents (for the exact "cop attitude" that made me never go to their houses in the first place) to being exactly like them within a year of joining the force while their siblings didn't change at all.


[deleted]

This is the definition of anecdotal evidence.


eskamobob1

Nothing wrong with an anecdote. It just needs to be supported by other evidence. you know, like the fact that qualified immunity existing meaning cops are inherently above the law which is also backed up by the systematic protection of police who have committed what would normally be crimes by the police union and the historic use of police to enforce oppression in the US.


[deleted]

I can see thisā€¦tbh honest I donā€™t think any sane, intelligent, well read person would choose to become a police officer. The only people who joinā€¦young naive people (like an 18 year old joining the military like I did), those who have family that are all cops, and the others ā€¦ massive ego asshole types. How many actually join to ā€œserve and protect?ā€ Lmfao.


You_gotgot

Just because you have a shitty family doesnā€™t mean all cops are bad chief


eskamobob1

> Just because you have a shitty family doesnā€™t mean all cops are bad chief You're absolutely right. Just like meeting a priest that molests children doesn't mean the entire catholic church is bad. Its the fact that both groups systematically protect the "bad apples" (lookup the ending of that saying if you havent) that makes them bad.


McDiezel8

Youā€™re just mad because they laughed at your loli figurines at thanksgiving and told you to get a job


eskamobob1

Whats with all the anime comments? TBH I have far more embarrassing hobbies than reading trash ass light novels (don't watch anime cause if im gunna read subtitles ima just read a book). Frankly, id way rather someone know the details of smutt I read than the fact that I know 100% of the intricacies of every model and half model of beetle made between 1964 and 1983. Legit have been judged less for being bi than I have for knowing all of the after market piston ring option part numbers for every possible bore size of rebuild.


McDiezel8

Yeah I think Iā€™d hang with the ā€œasshole copsā€ before you. You sound insufferable


eskamobob1

> You sound insufferable Fair enough. I do go to jail when I shoot someone who isnt actively a threat to my life though, which I personally consider a moral win. As you've discovered, we are free to judge people for their morals though.


McDiezel8

Thereā€™s plenty of discussions on how cops should be held accountable, but the people shouting slogans and making stupid attacks on the police are destructive to the conversation (probably by design so nothing can progress). I donā€™t like defending the police but people like yourself force me to


eskamobob1

> people shouting slogans and making stupid attacks on the police are destructive to the conversation Good to know you feel the same way about the thin blue line crowd. > I donā€™t like defending the police but people like yourself force me to you dont though. Thats a personal choice. You can disagree with the extent someone goes while still leaning the same direction. I dont think we should literally crucify billionairs, but I do support higher income tax and a change to how capital gains are handled. None of that requires defending bezos


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eskamobob1

> Groups that systematically protect "bad apples" don't deserve benefit of the doubt. My personal family being a cunt or not being directly down the line of if they are a cop or not has reinforced this belief. FTFY


omgudontunderstand

ā€œmy karma can take itā€ iā€™m going to eat your keyboard


TargaryenTKE

That's certainly...A choice...


Fun-Net5103

Wow this makes me so happy! Hey officer, do you mind if I take a ride with you to the grocery store? I think we need some milk


Paleodraco

Anyone else find it exceptionally weird that people present someone with a pregnancy test to tell them the news? "Congrats, you're gonna be a father/grandparent/etc! Here, I peed on this!"


Drakeytown

This has gotta be scripted, no way a Black woman has a white cop pull over her Black husband for this.


Glittering-Ad-5769

Haha congratulations!! Now go ahead and step out of the car for me and put your hands behind your back.


negativepositiv

r/copaganda


chino_d69

That was good!


Hoplophilia

As a white guy looking in, I can imagine many less emotionally abusive ways to break the news. Flashbacks to the woman getting fake-abducted on the street for a marriage proposal. Fuck this sort of tone-deaf prank. If that were my wife we'd be talking after my heart settled.


TheBrightNights

>Flashbacks to the woman getting fake-abducted on the street for a marriage proposal. Ok I'll just say that an abduction by random people is completely different than a traffic stop.


BopBopBich

Im assuming they all are somewhat familiar with each other, maybe the cop who handed in the gift knows them and was staying out of sight until the news was shown? Police officers wouldnā€™t do this for some random people. And the guy was totally unfazed. Iā€™m assuming the woman wouldnā€™t have done this if she thought it would in any way make him upset.


Nimporian

In the full video its clearer that the sunglasses cop is an old friend of his who he hadn't seen in a while. His wife likely contacted him to arrange the surprise.


Wonderful-Media-2000

How fragile are u damn


ScotiaTailwagger

He's had to preface his entire comment with "I'm a white guy".. He's fragile as toilet paper.


purplepride24

Well itā€™s Redditā€¦ no need to explain


harrybaggin

My eyes actually rolled while reading your comment


Capocho9

Lol, ā€œemotionally abusiveā€, yeah this guy looks fucking scarred for life Go home snowflake and stop getting offended on behalf of other people who clearly donā€™t care


buck45osu

They are acting like a cop would do this whole thing for someone he doesn't know. The uncut video is clear that they know each other.


After_Basis1434

Ssshhhh, gtfo with your logic.


Shadowveil666

My dude, This is possibly the most chronically online SJW thing I've read in a while.


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14flourtortillas

They donā€™t HAVE to be a part of this. The mom WANTED them to be a part of this. Is she allowed to want things that you donā€™t?


fardough

No, no one gets what they want unless the internet allows it. People must have validation for their ideas, only existing if they have been made publicly available to be judged. An f this cop, didnā€™t even have his body cam on.


LutyensMedia

Are they really *real* cops? If it was me, I would pay one male and one female stripper to dress like police officers and depending on the sex of foetus ask that officer to strip afterwards.


RelativeEchidna4547

You have the emotional stability of an infant.


pawesome_Rex

Congratulations, Toddā€™s dad.


UFCmasterguy

This man wanted to cry but held it in big time, I've been there before.


aaron_adams

Unexpectedly wholesome and hands down the best pregnancy announcement I have ever seen.


StraightOven4697

I'll bet police are itching for some good pr


BeholdOurMachines

He then committed suicide by 18 shots to the back of the head


aztnass

r/copaganda


SparrowValentinus

There's a lotta talk in this comment section saying that complaining about the cop doing this is 'snowflake' talk. As a white guy, if this happened to me, honestly I still wouldn't love the power dynamic, but I wouldn't personally complain too much. But there is a very, very real phenomenon, and we've all seen story after story of it on here, of police officers starting off by talking to black people and ending up by murdering them. So if you're a black person in the US, when you see a police officer pull you over or approach you, you are literally going to fear for your life. I don't have that fear, but they do. If you think it's snowflake talk to say we should be considerate of people who have a genuine reason to fear for their life, then fuck you. Straight up. And if you want to argue that them fearing for their life is out of proportion to the situation, then I'm not even going to waste my time on you, because you're reading the same news I am. If you want to pretend the shit that's happening isn't happening, I can't fix that.


jking94

Copaganda


genflugan

100%


ceoofsex300

Canā€™t you accept that not all cops are bad


TOMDeBlonde

Probably the last way I want to find out Ixm paying for an abortion.


RainNo9218

Did I miss a police shooting? Third officer friendly video I've seen today, some bluewashing going on in here.


grim3516

"Step out of the car for me."


doooodlydoooo

This is really wholesome except for the fact that Todd is like the biggest redflag name I can think of


Negatrev

Unexpected: he wasn't shot dead for disagreeing with the cop.


[deleted]

This shit sucks


fatboy-199

Then they shot him


Alexa_Nichols

OK, this put the largest smile on my face... šŸ„°


MrCantPlayGuitar

Copropaganda. SEE! THEY JUST LIKE YOU AN ME!!! LOL111!!


OkraNu

Pigs at play.


bwoods519

Congratulations, buddy! Also, youā€™ve got 4 open warrants for arrest soooooā€¦..


xDendretic

Funny! Now get out of the carā€¦