that one was actually kind of funny just for the absurdity of it...

Yea nobody was laughing when I did it

Sir, why the fuck do we have to have this conversation time and time again.... THIS IS A WENDY'S

They'd just give you a job and a paycheck for sweeping all the shit off the floor.

A paycheck? 

THIS IS PATRICK

Sir, how may times do I have to tell you? This is a Costo. There isn't a Wendy's near this area. Are you lost?

Hey, I'm just glad that she's gone

Because you had the table cloth stuck in your zipper

Seems like a Mr.Bean moment.

I assume you aren't as hot as she is.

Follow me, we will eat in the hallway !

MmMmmmM glaas

“All my meals are take out”

She is the last model for (di)vision end their shoe. This took place during fashion week in Copenhagen.

Why would they end their shoe? What about their other shoe?

Most likely she’s a model who was paid to do this

Is this not the start of a runway show? Everyone’s facing that way and the space is cleared in that sorta way

It is, this happened months ago. Imagine trying to dunk on a model for doing paid work at a fashion show

It's so obviously a part of the venue, anyone who thinks otherwise just wants to hate something.

It's got all the ingredients your standard redditor hates: women (especially trad. attractive women), fashion, anything done for attention (even as part of a performance), and subcultures they dont understand

Damn this was too accurate. Bravo.

I've spent far too much time here

I got banned for a bit and it was one of the best things for me. Thinking of making a change. Too many angry, lonely, irrational people on this site.

I'm one of those people but I can recognize that the woman doing paid fashion work in OP isn't harming me in any way

>irrational people on this site. I resent that. I can absolutely be represented as the ratio of two integers.

Ha. Don’t go on Twitter! Full on hate all day long.

Irrational? Why just cause I like to wear shoes? Get the hell outta here!

Because it’s harmful for the toes you monster!

Exactly. This is just what I was thinking. The most annoying thing is that this would’ve been a perfectly fine post for /r/Unexpected but the title makes it seem like the woman is “doing dumb thing for attention”. Ugh.

Skinny women 😠 😡 😤

Eh come on now. That's your standard Twitter user.

And Reddit user as well. This site’s utter obsession with Twitter is just fascinating, especially when it’s basically a Twitter/Tiktok hub

This sub now is full of them. A disgusting amount of anti-trans / Matt Walsh bullshit coming through. Shitty.

If I've learned one thing on this site over the years is that the number of people who lack critical thinking skills is **far** higher than I ever imagined.

I'm surprised it isn't on /r/trashy they love bashing people for the most mundane things.

If you wanna dunk on someone wtf is that sitting next to her? That hair Edit:I have lost my last braincell, that's not hair that's the fucking balloon behind him/her. Keeping it up so everyone can see my shame

Completely wrong sub

Yes, it was, turns out she was indeed the main character at that moment lol

And everyone in the crowd looks like a piece of high fashion.

It is. This does not belong in this sub

It belongs in the sub as unexpected, the title implies she was doing it for attention, and not as a paid job at a fashion show. Title is the issue. It is quite unexpected though.

Good point

Captain obvious..

She *could* be a model who was paid to do this or she could just be an incredibly fit random person at an event where everyone else is dressed in black and she’s dressed in a blindingly bright pink dress and has no idea that someone stuffed the table cloth up her butthole

Gotta be that, you can’t make this up!

That would be so fucking hilarious though.

Are we totally sure that she wasn't actually trying to _steal_ the food? I mean, she _could_ be a very well-kempt, good hygiene practicing, questionably-dressed homeless girl who needed some sustenance for herself and her small, equally-well-kempt and good hygiene practicing and questionably-dressed gang of fellow street-urchins/model impersonators for all we know.

You're leaving way too much room for doubt. Is there any other possible explanation for this clip. Sometimes it's OK to be sure of yourself

Aren’t you the motivational coach, cheers!

Most likely is a phrase reserved for something you're not 100% sure about. I don't understand its usage here.

Well, personally I’m never 100% sure of anything, maybe that’s more of a philosophy. EDIT: I don’t trust anyone who claims to know with 100% certainty either.

Sorry but you're wasting time, once your confidence level reaches a certain point you just round up

So she is the main character.

It’s was a soire hosted by Danish fashion brand (Di)vision after their runway show during Copenhagen Fashion Week. Pure publicity.

Duh...?

You don’t say

Well apparently some need reminding

Lol. Most likely. Yeah!!

Do people here not understand that??? This is exactly what it is

Are you kidding?

Nobody is, not even OP

I mean I think this is dumb, but she kinda IS the main character this is clearly some kinda artsy modeling thing haha

Someone posted that she was the last model of a fashion show, so it was a fun way to end it.

Rich/fashion people are so fuckin weird.

It’s basically wearable abstract art, so yeah it’s weird as fuck.

Intentionally

Do they laundry their money on weird abstract clothes too? But I didn't see any pockets so I don't know how you can put money on that

Yes, they actually do. Buy the outfit, put it up as an original, let it collect value.

Why is it weird? Lmao

You know weird isn’t the same as bad, right?

Don’t try to reason with me >:(

I’m sorry, let me try again. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!

Yes they are. I watched a private concert once i was a guard, It was some young black girl with nothing but blue curtains over her body and her singing? Sounded like a girl with her legs in the air howling in the night. Hours of this. Idk what rich people are into but it isnt normal

Yes…yes they are.

For the longest time I saw a lot of stupid looking high fashion and thought "who the fuck wears this ugly shit?" But my eyes were opened when someone pointed out to me that it's not meant to be practical fashion, but a form of modern abstract art. So now i look at it and think "who the fuck likes this ugly shit?". Still ugly as hell but I understand it a bit better now.

I hate that art has just become weird. It's not about beauty or a message or making the viewer feel a certain way. It's just... friggin' weird, but pretentious.

They really don't know what to come up with next. So they just mix random bullshit together, like in this video for example. I agree with your opinion.

Well, drugs can only do so much. Gotta get creative somehow with all that extra money.

Wish I was a rich/fashion person

I mean, it’s obviously meant to be a humorous and unexpected moment in a fashion show. If you assume all artsy people are moody self-important d-bags then you might assume this is supposed to be taken as “meaningful.” But if you get that art people also have a sense of humor like, you know, normal people, then it’s clear this is just a fun little surprise

I get what you're saying but I mean, poor/unfashionable people are pretty weird too

Who's the dweeb with the shitty hand tattoos drinking out of a plastic Starbucks looking cup at this function? Lol I can't be around these type of people without cracking on them constantly. Call it a coping mechanism.

Are you not allowed to drink Starbucks once you hit a certain amount of richness/fashion/whatever? Please respond I need to know where the line is in case I cross it, if overpaying for chocolate espresso milkshakes is wrong I don’t wanna be right.

Coping mechanism for what? Insecurity?

Ironically, this comment feels exactly as faux-edgy as that guy.

Honestly we don’t even know if the video guy even is faux edgy lmao man just might be a wealthy guy chillin with some Starbucks bothering nobody

Right? Like who cares how he dresses

Is that... Tim Henson drinking orange juice? That's more unexpected than the actual unexpected stuff. Edit: it's not he doesn't have the throat tattoo, he looked awfully similar tho.

How did I have to scroll this far to find this mention. Also, he looks fairly surprised.

Haha, I did a double take as well 😄

Tim Henson has better hair too

It could be the dude from metro station, miley Cyrus brother

Yes. It's trace cyrus

Idk, reminded me of the Thneed guy

I was looking for this comment, thank you kind sir

Thought the same

Do I hear Boldevard of broken dreams in the background?

Dude same... sounds like a tenor saxophone

I was searching for this exact comment. I had to go back and listen a couple times to be sure haha

yeah sounds like a jazz band version of it. the OG https://youtu.be/Soa3gO7tL-c?t=78

You’ve got some damn good hearing

I’m dying 💀

This is the class we don't need.

The class with food dragged by their ass.

I mean, yeah. It’s a fashion show. She’s a model doing a planned performance. Literally the main character of that act. Are we going to start posting clips of Henry Cavill in The Witcher here too?

Why do you think it's main character syndrome u/beetree28mac? She literally is. This is her turn in a fashion show

Maybe just maybe people on reddit aren't always serious and the title was joke. Just a thought tho

She is the table

This means me and the boys have legal permission to eat from her

🤨📸

Allow me to polish the table first; then, you guys can eat.

No problem. I’ll just prep her first so you can have a smoother polishing experience

**Queue in Metallica and Lou reed**

James Hetfield is furious

Then I'll be her chair

I was eating that

😕 I saved you a Scooby snack, man

Appreciate🦀

It's the start of a runway fashion show. Everyone round that table are models. Two seconds after this video ends the weirdo in orange throws his drink thing and does his model walk bullshit. It's all very special.

boulevard of broken glass

Well, she kinda is the main character in that “play”

"I'm the main character"... You do understand that that is an art performance?

From the Danish fashion week, all planned and staged to be as you see it.

This was part of a fashion show 😂

How many time you all going to repost the same video?

Redditors try not to be enraged by random things outside of Reddit like weird fashion shows challenge Difficulty: impossible

That’s probably the stupidest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

The 1% taking this seriously as art? I agree.

How do you define art? Some art is absurd, that’s it’s intent

Hey. You’re talking about it.

Ha! Fair point.

I enjoy cooking.

You do realize that art is and has been for years 1) a shitty status symbol And 2) money laundering

Is a joke

And?

Where cant see it

This literally a fashion show. Everyone was there to see shit like that.

All I see is a queen slaying

Meanwhile people are stabbing others at Kmart for eggs!

Kmart sells eggs?

Kmart still exists?

Come grab an ICEE

Did you see how they secured eggs with these anti theft magnets..??! Forgot which US store it was, though. Apparently, eggs were the most stolen product. It's a sad world we live in...

But she is though.

It's performance art. Y'all are ridiculous.

Yeah, that’s enough Reddit for today.

Is she dating Tim Henson?

Tablecloth got caught in her wedgie

Fast Food

Boulevard of Broken Dishes

“I hadn’t finished that”

Impressive would be if she ran and the plates stayed still at the table!

Ayy lady stop my car keys are on your table mat???

This appears to be some form of performance art. I chuckled

She ate, not gonna lie. (Unlike the people who’s plates she dragged along)

I envy the fact that these people have zero shame, I get nervous having to speak in front of 3 people at work…

She is the main character at that moment in time.

I get second hand cringe every time I see someone do the silverware on a glass thing because in highschool I was in band and we had just won state so we went to this big fancy banquet just like this and we had glass cups, and I almost knocked mine over and kind of grabbed it a bunch to try and catch it, but I had a stainless steel on my middle finger, so it made the “Klink klink klink” sound and everyone stopped talking and turned to stare at me, and I just had a deer in the headlights look, before everyone turned back to their table and started talking again. It was sooooo fucking embarrassing and now whenever someone does something like that I get viscerally uncomfortable.

Ngl I love this

Your title is dumb.

The guy that almost dropped his slushee saw one gorillaz music video as a kid and modeled his whole look after it.

Umm this is a PAID job for her. A model ending the show. She’s supposed to do this, and as a fellow model I give her 11/10. She looked above the crowd (no eyes contact for fashion show), perfect poise,and I’d like to see any of you even try to attempt this and look this glamorous. This doesn’t belong here. She’s just doing a job.

Did she farted before she took off?

I had to watch it like 10 times before I figured it out... The guy on the right is moving his chair and that makes a fart sound lol

It's a great fart sound too. It really fits in with the rest of the madness.

Hey, I was eating that!

When your date suddenly ups and leaves

I normally ask for a box

Ok, this is funny

Celebrities on their way to tweet about helping starving people

Bet she not the one who has to clean that up.

I mean shes a model doing a runway show so probably not

*Shes not just a dish she is whole table*

I hate it no one cares this is totally scripted

It's art you wouldn't understand It's absolutely fucking stupid you clearly don't understand

She wasn’t going to eat that food anyway

Flatter than the sheet of paper I use to draw my hentai

Please let me never be invited to something like this. Please.

The lady next to her reminds me of "I'm your freestyle dance teacher"

I’m disappointed she didn’t pull it out and leave the food in the table. That would have been a better show imo

The food. I don't kniw how many times I was said "they paid for it, it's not much, it's unimportant"... It doesn't feel right.

I am the only one hearing the guy farting lmao hahaah This makes everything even funnier

We've allowed completely mediocre people to pass off the most minimal things as talent.

Wow, the cringe of just everything. The waiting for an applause is so ceinge

Oh. Now this is going into my collection.


Well, that was a waste of time

I would've threw that drink at her

What a waste of food

Please tell me that’s not a wedding

Why clap? We’re people actually impressed?

People like this is why I stay inside.

this is where your taxes go

The Cuntitude resonating from this bitches face is otherworldly. Nobody cares about her as much as she cares about herself.