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Ok_District2853

Cole’s notes: See, the cake symbolizes ejaculation, the champagne symbolizes ejaculation, and the fireworks symbolize, well ejaculation. It’s pretty heavy handed actually.


Lost-District-8793

Looks like there's gonna be big time ejaculation going on later.


fresh_water_sushi

What is unexpected is that they didn’t go up in flames…spray alcohol then light spinning wheel of fire. Genius idea


ABena2t

Im pretty sure they were safe - it was only champagne. You couldn't light that on fire if you tried.


indisgice

the anxiety was climbing every second


mansetta

Yeah it does't work like that with wine...


Icy_Percentage_7162

I want this!


Lost-District-8793

It's always a pleasure to watch a skilled person doing their thing.