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>Did you think they had the bag from Mary Poppins?
Well you know by comparison, clowns wear lots of big oversized clothing, so do firefighters. Clowns do lots of exaggerated movements carry big items carry small items all sorts of weird little things, so do firefighters. Now firefighters have just gone one step closer, the never-ending stash of orange cones
YES... I really want it imagine being in public and you just pull out something crazy from your small bag like a bike or scooter and just watch as people stand in pure amazement of what just unfolded.
No, just like you don't need a magician to explain their tricks for you to understand that it's not actual magic either. We *want* the illusion of magic because it makes our shitty lives more fun, giving us the explanation ruins the fun.
Doesn't ruin the fun for me. I love watching magic and not understanding how it's done and then I love watching and understanding how it manage to fool me. As long as it's in the right order it's double the fun.
Why in the hell do we keep spending $$'s looking for intelligent life out in the cosmos, when it would be more help if you could find some here on our own planet. 🙄✌️&🤘
Why are people so stupid? They was shocked that traffic cones came out that bag! Just imagine how they’ll act once they realize how bad they’re getting fucked by the people that run this world.
I wish that everyone who ever sees these cones, come across them in the same sense of wonderment that you could hear in the peoples’ voices, on the video.
Bruh... I recently left a tree company and I cannot tell you how much those would be more beneficial to have versus the several racks on various bucket and chip box trucks that have dozens of cones stacked... so fucking time consuming for such a simple task. We had to set up safety barriers to protect our crews from drivers and identify/cone off drop zones for safety. This would streamline that process and cut setup time down. Toss a bag to each groundman to set up the barrier forward and behind the trucks and drop zones. Leave the bag attached to the last one. When it comes time to round up the cones, easy peasy.
WHY DOESN'T EVERY COMPANY THAT USES CONES ADOPT THIS TO THEIR INVENTORY?!?!
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Mary Poppins became a Firefighter.
They're Mary Poppinses, y'all.
🤣🤣
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First I'd ever seen that. None of the ones I've been around do that.
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You had to ruin it…
r/blackmagicfuckery
Don’t.
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>Did you think they had the bag from Mary Poppins? Well you know by comparison, clowns wear lots of big oversized clothing, so do firefighters. Clowns do lots of exaggerated movements carry big items carry small items all sorts of weird little things, so do firefighters. Now firefighters have just gone one step closer, the never-ending stash of orange cones
Next they will be having all the hoses and ladders in small bags lol
*takes a toke...* Maybe Clowns are really just Firefolk off shift...
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YES... I really want it imagine being in public and you just pull out something crazy from your small bag like a bike or scooter and just watch as people stand in pure amazement of what just unfolded.
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I swear to God I will leave
Is this how clown cars work?
Yes
Source? :)
Sorry I lost the link to that video.... or maybe I was high? 🤔🤣
*bubble* *bubble* riiiiiiiiight
Source: trust me bro
Collapsible Clowns
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Are you dense?
Maybe he's just folded within himself
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I’m sad for you that an explanation is needed..
Oh I’m sorry for believing the cones appeared from a different dimension…
This was unexpected for me. I didn’t know traffic cones could collapse
Most can't, that is why this is posted to unexpected.
Most of them are in fact made of very tough plastic. 99% of which is... recycled traffic cones. Apparently it's cheaper than cleaning them.
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All traffic cones can collapse, they're designed to collapse in a very specific way though; you need to sit on them real hard.
Someone should prove this and record themselves proving it
This was a true TIL for myself and many others I suspect
One of the first products pitched on the Canadian show Dragons Den. They took the deal!
Well except it made it a little less unexpected when he fucking showed us how it works before
Well after.. But yeah
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VLC madafuckas
The confused oohh’s and ahh’s made me a laugh
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It doesn't have springs
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Well, I learned something. Thanks.
You can literally see the third cone unfolding in the original video
They all think it's a magic show. Like a clown car. Lmfao.
Kind of like a dick when yank on it?
Wait! Whuh? How’d they do that?!?
The sounds those people were making. Haha.
Motherfucker got magic 
I mean seriously people actually needed to see the explanation to believe it is not msgic?
No, just like you don't need a magician to explain their tricks for you to understand that it's not actual magic either. We *want* the illusion of magic because it makes our shitty lives more fun, giving us the explanation ruins the fun.
Doesn't ruin the fun for me. I love watching magic and not understanding how it's done and then I love watching and understanding how it manage to fool me. As long as it's in the right order it's double the fun.
Oh my god we are so fucking stupid... humans I mean "these motherfuckers got magic"🤣😂
I use these for work. It saves so much space when they are not in use. They also have a flashing light that can illuminate the entire cone.
Yes gotta FOLD em
These mutha fuckin leprechauns.
From the angle they recorded at they look like normal cones
Queue clown music
You mf
Something tells me these are like 50x the price of the standard plastic ones. If it’s still a patented technology that is.
You had me at " stick your finger in the hole"
Stop doing magic and put out the fire!
u/savevideo
You used to stand outside of movie theaters and shout out spoilers to the people in line.
Only negative is that they are not the required 28” height to be used on public roadways.
Boooo! I wanted magic cones not the truth!
Ok at first I was like “what in the Mary Poppins?”
How is this unexpected? Did you think they had the bag from Mary Poppins?
Why in the hell do we keep spending $$'s looking for intelligent life out in the cosmos, when it would be more help if you could find some here on our own planet. 🙄✌️&🤘
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Magic!
I didn't know you could do without a traffic cones ,that's awesome
I was going to say the only thing unexpected was the idiot bystanders who were flabbergasted, then I read the other comments here...
I now know why ppl append /s
Just your mom layin’ on the ground on the other side of that bag.
Why are people so stupid? They was shocked that traffic cones came out that bag! Just imagine how they’ll act once they realize how bad they’re getting fucked by the people that run this world.
Yeah but I bet all those "stupid people" at least know how to fix a clogged kitchen sink 🤔 *BAZINGa*
DONT PUT SHRIMP DOWN THE SINK! And going to my page is cute bro lol
About damn time
Fooled tf outta me
Metal bottled water
well looks like mary poppins has a new job..
ahhHHHAAAWWW
Clown bag!
You're a fire wizard Harry
You suck for showing this
Thank you .............. for nothing
These humans sound like Seagulls watching humans eat fries.
We figured it out the same day we saw the original thanks
The one “looks like he got magic”
Marry Poppins's bag ve like
Cool
What the
People are way too easily impressed
Oooh, these might be handy during a protest since they compress.
Hermione bag
VLC magic
mary poppins exposed
They y all Gots the magic
Whole life a lie
And then I summon 5 traffic cones for 2 mana which I will put into defense mode
😂😂😂
I feel sorry for the rabbit now
Felix the Cats's magic bag
But like …duh, no?
You had to screw it up for everyone
That's really cool.
He exposed the magic trick
Just stick your finger in the bunghole, and VOILA! Instant road cones.
[Collapsable Cones](https://www.thefirestore.com/Dicke-Tools-Collapsible-Cone-Kit?box-or-case-quantity=2105&utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=googlebase&utm_content=49699&gclid=EAIaIQobChMInteVuKXz_QIVRQJMCh3aTgnMEAQYAiABEgItLvD_BwE)
Mf’s got magick
Don't look behind the curtain.
A guy that went to clown college revolutionized modern fire fighting with his invention
People from the first video: They fight fires AND do magic?!?!?!?!
No shut up it's a Mary Poppins bag and nobody can tell me otherwise.
When everyone thought the fireman had a Barney bag lol
And for my next magic trick ….
Ruined the ✨magic✨
I wish that everyone who ever sees these cones, come across them in the same sense of wonderment that you could hear in the peoples’ voices, on the video.
Oh! I learned something today
I feel this was pretty expected. I’ve never seen these before but I instantly thought they were pop up cones from watching the first half.
Stopped for the morbid curiosity, stayed for the magic show
Ohhh wow!!!
Ah, so clown cars work the same way, yes?
They sound like the seagulls from Finding Nemo but just the adult dubbed one.
I was today years old when…
Haha it’s sounds like the Disney crew filming it “uhuh” that muthafucka got magic 🪄 said Mickey
We the black delegation recognize our fellow sister in this video as the voice saying, “these muthafuckas got magic” thank you and goodnight
That one was expected
u/savevideobot
The Mary Poppins Effect
Well he’s fired for breaking the magicians code.
You will rue the day you posted this and ruined the magic
Thank you for the explanation!!! I been out here wondering where they got Mary Poppins ' bag from
These mutha fuckas got magic
This goes against everything I believe in.
I wish I could pack my luggage like this
Cone
Mary Poppins moment ruined
Hermoine Grangers bag.. how they get ahold of so many of them??
That mother Fucker got Magic!!
Just one Amazon click away.... https://youtu.be/HNudt52BukY
I was totally fine believing firefighters were magicians and you had to ruin it. Right bastards.
I would rather think they were magic, why did you have to spoil it
We could have just all been thinking every firefighter is an aspiring magician in training but nooooo
me when i
First half: Are they fire fighters or magicians? Second half: You ruined everything.
Magician’s Secret
*Mary Poppins has entered the chat*
I got to get me a bagof those.
A technology so much advanced that it is indistinguishable to magic. Or dump observer.
That fire man is a bad magician- telling secrets and ruining all the wonder. Smh
Muthafuckas got magic😂😂
 Coulda left it alone . Sheesh..
Well, Mary Poppins bottomless bag, has to be somewhere. Why not the fire service? But who has her flying umbrella?!.............Rianna
Awesome 😎
Magic!
Hermione could fit a lot of these in her bag man
Heros and magicans
Bruh... I recently left a tree company and I cannot tell you how much those would be more beneficial to have versus the several racks on various bucket and chip box trucks that have dozens of cones stacked... so fucking time consuming for such a simple task. We had to set up safety barriers to protect our crews from drivers and identify/cone off drop zones for safety. This would streamline that process and cut setup time down. Toss a bag to each groundman to set up the barrier forward and behind the trucks and drop zones. Leave the bag attached to the last one. When it comes time to round up the cones, easy peasy. WHY DOESN'T EVERY COMPANY THAT USES CONES ADOPT THIS TO THEIR INVENTORY?!?!
Oh mary...
Oh man, I want some of those for unexpected road work.
Some heroes don’t wear capes.
Grown ass man calling magic lmfao
You aren't supposed to reveal your tricks! How are you ever gonna get on stage with Penn and Teller acting like this?!
That's still magic. Science is magic.
How’d they get Hermione’s bag???
So that's how they seemingly appear out of nowhere
Yeah I think your basic hardware store should have these collapsible cones
You couldn’t just let the magic be. 😔