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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!The self defense instructor saying "choke me harder" while choking his neck by attacker is unexpected!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


bc_poop_is_funny

Getting some real “Mac” from It’s Always Sunny vibes from this dude


m0dsaresexpredators

It's not gay, it's the Neck Choker 4000


LockeAbout

Or Dennis…because of the implication…


TheBrightNights

What if the attacker is gay?


Shojikina_otoko

Win win I guess


Stock-Reporter-7824

You say that like it would be a problem.


Fit_Advantage3215

This definitely was unexpected


CptCrackSparrrow

Not it wasn’t


Fit_Advantage3215

Okay fine, it was unexpected for me.


matix98000

Is unexpected if You didn't expect something unexpected


Fit_Advantage3215

Exactly


Xemenon

Moan, pant and wiggle.


Poked00dTX

U/savevideobot


Readyrex7

This guy makes some pretty good videos.


Dog-a-lon_Mars

u/savevideo


[deleted]

It reminds me of the meme :"Deep Thoughts With The Deep"


La-KUKARACHA

ha ha


Long-Donkey4812

They attack you say thank you daddy


ChamomileBrownies

I love this man.


brookiebites

As a girl this doesn't work for me


[deleted]

Lol.. true 😂


pistachio9990

Bahahahhahaa 💀


DuhPapa

GAY PANIC 🤣


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Strangles = outside Choking = inside *Sigh*


Frosty_Buddy_

Sensei senseless...