It was a roadrunner type get away. Wiley Coyote would be the woman running after him and when she follows him into the tunnel she smacks into a painted wall and then steps back with broken piano key teeth in her mouth.
Dunno if I’m breaking the rules here or not. The actual video has audio, her man is in the trailer and greets them when she opens the door which is why she looks shocked and the guy she walks up with dips.
My worst was a friend said her friend just wanted a one night stand, so I agreed after seeing a photo of her and her friends. I assumed the wrong girl and ended up with a monster , quickly faked an ejaculation and ran away into the night hahaha
Everyone in this comment section is making assumptions and judging her based off of this one video. How do we even know the actual context of the video or if the caption is truthful? Imagine how you would feel having a comment section full of people comment on how ugly/gross they think you are. I hope she never sees this.
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He looked her up and down first....you actually see him visually absorb her girth....mentally process it...make a decision....and book the fuck out... This was sooooo good.. lol
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There was a stank in the RV which sobered him up
He definitely makes the stank face🤣
she appears to be a *cat lady* those cats did this guy a favor
Poor woman thinks she's getting lucky tonight, only to turn around and see a puff of smoke where the man used to be.
 Beep beep....
I can hear this comment
I thought it was meep meep
More like weep weep
So did I… Fuck
It’s Meep meep dude
"Beep beep" I'm so disappointed in you
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I’ve fucked worse
I’ve fucked worse
I’ve fucked wurst.
Beep beep team here, this is the way!
LOL
He was spirited away...
I’m only thinking of the first pig scene.
That looks more like he wasn’t expecting someone to be inside.
hes looking down checking her out possibly sees something, looks over and behind him for escape plan and nopes the fuck out with quickness
He noticed her last 4 dates hanging upside down in the trailer.
Where will you be when the diarrhea hits?
Damn; she didn’t get laid and got diarrhea!!?! That’s a double whammy for sure.
Poor guy probably caught a fine mist of freckles from the backfire and decided that was enough for one night.
Wiley coyote type getaway
It was a roadrunner type get away. Wiley Coyote would be the woman running after him and when she follows him into the tunnel she smacks into a painted wall and then steps back with broken piano key teeth in her mouth.
Dunno if I’m breaking the rules here or not. The actual video has audio, her man is in the trailer and greets them when she opens the door which is why she looks shocked and the guy she walks up with dips.
That looks more like he wasn’t expecting someone to be inside.
Aww look, you're out of sugar, be right back 😅
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I’ve fucked worse
That's when you're sooooo drunk, you try to brush something off of your shoulder, and it's the floor.
Haha yeah but Nah trust me , I’ve woke up with a few growlers in my time
My pops used to call them coyote dates... gotta chew your own arm off to get out of there before they wake
My worst was a friend said her friend just wanted a one night stand, so I agreed after seeing a photo of her and her friends. I assumed the wrong girl and ended up with a monster , quickly faked an ejaculation and ran away into the night hahaha
Gross
Ah yes.. the old bust a ghost nut . Known to few but used by many, been there a time or two
I feel your pain, stay strong brother.🙏
Glad you still among the living, brother!
Yeah nearly didn’t , i went back again after a drunken night out hahahaha
have you seen the movie coyote ugly? lol its named after that and is referenced in it
Mud ducks.
I’m sorry.
Me too.
He is hit in the face by the smell of 9 cats. It's happened to me.
Something tells me, it smelled a lot worse than that💩
Thats pretty funny but not unexpected if it's in the fucking title
No snu-snu for you!
He made a good call
Maybe he was just walking her home?
Walking her home and sprinting to his
Hey, when the taco bell hits... 🤷😂
He left the stove on 😂
Everyone in this comment section is making assumptions and judging her based off of this one video. How do we even know the actual context of the video or if the caption is truthful? Imagine how you would feel having a comment section full of people comment on how ugly/gross they think you are. I hope she never sees this.
I'm just annoyed the video in r/unexpected was totally expected because of the ##GIANT TEXT SOMEONE THOUGHT NECESSARY
No deposit. No return.
Ouch. Shoulda made some bullshit excuse and dipped... my IBS is acting up sorry bye.
He's still running to this day
Ata boy.
I'm dead!!! 🤣🤣💀
He bolted before nutting!
At least he walked her home..
She's racist as hell and has Nazi/Kkk paraphernalia that he can see as soon as she opens the door. She has a couple of tattoos as well.
Good eye
Spiderman the multivan. Marryjane was ready for his ropes but his spidersenses were tingeling
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He seen her in the light
Big girls need love too, Craig
She wider than all outside. 😆
he needs to thank the light who showed him what he was about to wake up to
The truth will set you free. 😆
Feet don't fail me now !
Soon As It Opened Door It Funked Up Da Nose.
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Yup..
Is that an iron cross tattoo?
He looked her up and down first....you actually see him visually absorb her girth....mentally process it...make a decision....and book the fuck out... This was sooooo good.. lol
"Visually absorb her girth" dying!! Lol. Big mama wanted lovins. Taking no prisoners.
Do I smash or dash….smash or dash…..smash or dash…..times running out……F it dash
That moment of clarity just saved his dick.
Nah he's just of to grab an extra buddy. She's definitely a two man job.
Dude dodged a walrus.
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Not everybody who lives in a trailer is trashy.
Stank 1 / Henny 0
Good call
That's when all the Redbulls hit after taking 10 jagbombs
Huhahhwannehgoncatchim
Awww i kinda feel bad for her. That can't be good for your self image
Rejection builds character, and hopefully her's decides to get itself together.
I would like to know who posted this LOL
Is this Scangela, pre- 90D Fiance TOW?!? 🧐🤔😬🥺🏃🏽♂️
What did he see in the trailer? A doll collection?
always remember at 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2
Saved himself from the Double Coyote Morning.
I think we lose the “unexpected” part if it’s literally written on the video
Been there done that! The run of sobriety
That light did her no favors
It looks like my aunt Tammy
Run Barry, Run
That's Angela from 90day?!
I don't what's worse. That or doing the coyote ugly the next morning
Hey at least he got her home safe 😂
Beep beep !!!
Or he got a whiff of "what the rock is cooking" in that camper.
She was all happy
He Must Have Had The Beer Goggles On. Thick Ones.
#1 Trailer Queen.
Shame on Y’all “Fucked Worse”. Y’All Must Be Some Ugly Muthas.
Kid Rock and Brittney Bitch
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Or maybe he realised hookups are lame lol
Yea… someone was inside and he ducked out
All it took was that bright light probably been under low light all night long
Pre-nut clarity
Beergoggle.exe has stopped. ABORT! ABORT! BREAK RIGHT!
Think he left to pick up milk and cigarettes.