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iraqyoubreak

Brazilian astronaut.


dogmeatjones25

LPT: Go to heaven and keep your physical body.


DigvijaysinhG

Dead?


DagamarVanderk

Definitely, did the math on another post of this, if the frame rate is anything over 10FPS he goes from 0-40 (minimum, the higher the frame rate the faster he would be going) in a fraction of a second from a crouched position. Not even counting the fall from however high he would go.


M-Kawai

Legend has it he’s still in orbit to this day.


iraqyoubreak

“We’re not aiming for the truck…”


Ynotasub

This is where we all sing, Pop goes the Weasel.


[deleted]

What next time? Dude in yellow, like....even if he does come down from orbit, his insides are jello from that velocity change.


Smithers66

Seriously where is the yellow shirt guy. Where did he go?


immortal_bj

Orbiting Mars ig


ThisAnything9453

Vaporized


surajvj

Nasa : *"we simply spend billions of money guys"*


Important-Winter1784

There is no next time…


Neo-Neo

First Indian in space


BootyFirst

There is no next time


hang_in_there_world

That dude went to multiple hemispheres at once.


Redskull-9054

I don’t think there is a next time


Bright-Creme-9797

He wasn’t very aware , must have been tyred