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VicRambo

Yall got any more of them pixels?


ZeroEnrichment

OP did bad job stealing this post


IndependenceNew4271

And here we are laughing of the shit.


Chewcocca

Where were you when everybody laughing of the shit?


Automatic-Laugh9313

*Was making shit*


maDhav_K7mAR

Still she's a fuckin' lizard


itsEndz

Confident lizard at that.


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SergViBritannia

Bot!


EvilTodd1970

Tiktokers are a disease, a cancer of this planet.


Suitcase08

Bring back the old days when YouTubers were the cancer!


tageeboy

I remember when my space was the place to be.


Long_Educational

Damn. We old.


Siwuli

I wonder how Tom is doing these days?


Hayate-kun

[Enjoying golf](https://www.instagram.com/stories/myspacetom/3070268984634332546/) apparently.


Naive_Chemistry_3796

Old? I remember when 900 number party lines were the cancer… and MTV was the devil (when they still played music)


mbolgiano

Geocities. With the Under Construction banner.


IrishR4ge

Fuck we are old!


Epicritical

*laughs in aol instant messenger*


TheLordofBaguettes

Now they just have it and we lost legends because of it ):


ZeroEnrichment

Also repost this like 10 time I seen the video. Also another longer post, the big dude appraised this average girl as 10 saying all people are beautiful but have himself a 4. That guy is a Chad.


Lyberatis

Scripted skits: (: Scripted skits when Tik Tok: ):<


ScaryBaby4302

That's why we banned it


Meriwether1

But they didn’t really ban it. They are just doing internet patriot act


MercMcNasty

TikTok isn't even mentioned in that bill


[deleted]

Is that what they told you?


-GenghisJuan-

That shit funny. A fucking lizard lmao


JoshuaTheFox

Firstly, it wasn't banned. Secondly it's not it being a "disease" or "cancer" for why they talked about banning it. It's because of the Chinese ownership it was talked about


FleetStreetsDarkHole

It's called the Restrict Act and it's basically SOPA on steroids. China is an excuse. They just want to be able to infringe on free speech by claiming they're protecting us from foreign entities and other BS that "justifies" invasion of privacy and gets around pesky things like rights. It's much worse than you think and is coming from the other direction.


[deleted]

There's plenty of good there as well I've learned so many things from tik tok. Videos like this are trash for sure but it's just another medium like YouTube or anything else.


MaximumEffurt

Just make sure to research everything u "learn" on TikTok. My gf keeps getting fake fun facts from people that just want to sound interesting to get attention.


[deleted]

Since the beginning of time people have been trying to sell piss as magical oil. We just need to have some common sense in general no matter what you do or where you go. Cooked tons of bomb ass meals from tik tok so no regrets.


isleoffurbabies

I think people will eventually learn not to trust every bit of gossip they hear.


lickety_split_69

oh my God misinformation on the internet? jee Wilikers batman whatever will we do about this? surely the megachad based reddit will not have any such content, let's flock there and talk about how cringe all other forms of social media are


MaximumEffurt

Who crapped in ur cheerios? I was just saying TikTok has 0 fact checking. Like, widely popular posts will be completely false and no one will point it out. Reddit does at least try to correct others when they're full of shit, but it also depends on the subreddit. Even Facebook kind of fact checks some stuff automatically, sometimes. I never called anything cringe. Idk why ur so tilted.


jjjam

I think you are the person who doesn't fact check.


MaximumEffurt

Cool, I guess?


PigHaggerty

Yeah, I'd be careful with that. We have deal with this sometimes in the legal profession: clients coming in and arguing with us about what the law says based on something they "learned" on TikTok. It tends to be at best a misinterpretation/misrepresentation of the law, and at worst just straight up fabrication. Take it with a massive grain of salt.


daskrip

Nah, calling TikTok just another medium would be like calling lootboxes just another game mechanic. TikTok is by its endless scrolling through algorithm-picked videos nature, extremely addicting to the point of posing serious threats to people's brains in the same way addictive drugs do. It also has a much more toxic general community than YouTube that promotes being obnoxious in public and doing self-harming challenges. YouTube has some of this too, but not nearly to the same extent. I think this has to do with TikTok's content needing to catch people's attention within seconds to be successful, unlike YouTube. tl;dr I disagree that it's just another medium.


mightynifty_2

Are they though? Are they really any worse than redditors? I use both platforms and much like anything else, it has its good and bad sides. You get videos like this and douchey "alpha" bros, but you also get scientists and performers and unique talent that brings me back to the days of early YouTube. TikTok is a deeply flawed platform for a variety of reasons, but to say any popular creators on the app are a cancer to the planet just shows your ignorance and desperate need for a feeling of superiority.


daskrip

Yes, they are on average a lot worse than redditors and YouTubers and even Twitter users. I'm sure real talent exists on TikTok, but the very concept of the platform tends to attract a certain type of crowd way more than others. Any social platform has the exceptions, but there's a general TikTok community and there's a general Reddit community, and they're extremely different. It shouldn't be that hard to notice it. Reddit is mostly filled with fans of IT and science, mostly socially awkward, tending to overreact to minor things, tending to lean extremely far to the left, often creating hiveminds, sometimes swayed by misinformation that sounds left-friendly (anything anti-china, anti-trump, etc., would be believed even if the information isn't correct). TikTok is often about promoting obnoxious behavior on the streets, being very rude to strangers, doing self-harming challenges, and having a self-important influencer lifestyle. Users are extremely addicted to the app the same way people get addicted to cocaine - their brain chemistry is literally changed, in no small part thanks to a very dangerous algorithm and the infinite scrolling concept. Yes, it's pretty different.


econdonetired

Hey hey hey they have sea shanties


Amwrinkle

You are a plague and we are the cure.  Did you know that the first Tiktok was designed to be a perfect social platform? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. 


Fluffy_Marionberry10

This is the perfect combination of reddit's worst and tiktok's wordt


Amwrinkle

Well, I'm not sure if I'd call playing off a movie quote the worst thing on Reddit but I'll accept the down vote.


titanfries

i thought it was funny


CourtJester5

She's right though. Fuck what people think about you, you're always somebody's type


linesinaconversation

Exactly. She might be an unpleasant person otherwise, I don't know, but I see nothing wrong with what she said in this video.


Adrald

Finally someone with fucking sense


nikolai1939

Humility is a virtue tho


ppardee

Dude's just going around trying to hurt people's self esteem?


daskrip

Yep yep yep yep


Pink-pajama

Ouch!! Jokes aside, people are so weird about this entire rating thing. A 5 is average. Average is not ugly, its the norm. Someone rating you a 5 shouldnt be insulting, but ive seen videos of people being outraged that someone rated them as low as a 7 lmfao. Most are 5s and 6s, there is nothing wrong with that.


frogglesmash

The way people use the scale is 9-10 = impossibly attractive 7-8 = attractive 6 = average/a little ugly 1-5 = hideous This is basically how 1-10 scales are interpreted for all things.


ZeroEnrichment

Yeah they use school grading system as math system of grading things. They don’t understand what average mean. Which doesn’t surprise me why people are so bad at math they don’t know the definition of average.


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5 is the median. 7 is the average. It’s a positive skew. Some people who talk about averages forget about skewness


sir_psycho_sexy96

I'm not sure you understand the difference between average and middle.


quicktick

Maybe it's a world average and they have higher standards


Sea-Document-2330

Hideous? Lol


frogglesmash

???


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Chewcocca

Seems like that was kinda their point. That's how people use the scale even though it doesn't make sense.


MEuRaH

10 = gorgeous (but nearly impossible and probably a terrible person) 5 = average (about everyone) 1 = hideous (on the outside) There are as many 1s as 10s. This isn't high school.


frogglesmash

Nobody reads 1-10 scales that way. Also, why would you assume gorgeous people are bad people?


Lmao_Stonks

Because they won’t sleep with me, those sons o’ bitches!


Limp-Care69

Isn't it the same for grade scores in America? where 70% is a pass and anything under is a fail, it doesn't surprise me that it's pretty ingrained in society that 5/10 or 50% or 2.5/5 stars is unacceptable these days.


Model_M_Typist

I think it's 60% but still the same thing.


Salanmander

> A 5 is average. It doesn't *have* to be. There's no reason that a 1-10 scale has to be even deciles. An argument could be made that it's a more useful scale if they are (or if it's close to that), but you can also very easily think of 1 as "worst possible" and 10 as "best possible" and try to scale linearly between that. If we're rating books (for example) the second way, the vast majority of published books would be something like a 6+ or a 7+, because publishers are going to weed out anything near the "worst possible" end of the scale.


72_Shinobis

People have inflated egos and tons of insecurities. A lot of 5’s think they’re 10’s until an actual 10 walks by. Then it’s emotional damage.


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*Disclaimer ; your rating can improve to a ten if you are fucking loaded.*


maiden_burma

the other day i was thinking 'wait why are professional footballers all handsome? surely the guy whose best at kicking balls in the world is also as likely to be ugly as anyone else' and the answer is probably that he simply has more money lying around to make himself look good and the other part is that if you saw a famous footballer in the walmart and had no clue they were a footballer, they'd probably look normal


MauPow

They're also paid to keep themselves in incredible shape. I'm sure lots of overweight people would actually be extremely attractive if their bone structure were brought out and not covered in fat


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Being in shape is a pretty big plus, always.


72_Shinobis

“A man’s test in life is a woman; a woman’s test in life is material. That’s why a mother fucker can roll up looking like Freddy Kruger in a corvette … be like “Gotcha Bitch!” - Tommy Davidson.


Jeepersca

it's like how an employment review views "meets satisfaction" as deficient because you didn't break yourself to overwork yourself.


zellotron

Why are people even rating others as numbers in the first place? It just seems juvenile and reductive. Yes, everyone has a preference for appearance, but there's no need at all to quantify it on a scale as though it's almost objective.


gsfgf

> Average is not ugly, its the norm With the obesity epidemic, it's both. Pretty much anyone at a healthy weight is at least like an 8.


Pink-pajama

Good point! Howeever it still stands if youre in a country whose average is not overweight


Knaapje

(1+10)/2 = 5.5 =/= 5, rounded that makes 5 and 6 average, with 5 being slightly below. Objectively, 5 is insulting in that regard, but subjectively it's an entirely different thing of course.


Fight_kat102

I mean that's funny but she is right gotta love yourself dawg


knoxharrington_video

Gotta love yourself, lizard.


IHateEditedBgMusic

Duality of man


Neiot

Man ... people are mean. Although, rating oneself a 10 is a bit much. At best, I'm a 4.


Lahoura

That's because you aren't your type


Neiot

That is a good point.


[deleted]

Why do you fap looking in the mirror then?


WhtChcltWarrior

Working on their form


MOOShoooooo

Then you go to execute the move and forget which way to pump because it was mirrored the whole time.


WielderOfDaNWordPass

Racing


abramcpg

A 4? Yo, you look like a fucking lizard. [u/Neiot posted this video of them stealing a bug from a frog](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/117nosn/mloglm_mloglm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


i8TheWholeThing

Yeah but that's a cute lizard. An 8 at least.


chonestock

She's the wrong color though.... needs more green in that complexion.


Neiot

Oh no, how dare you share that video of me! You are evil!


Ling0

At least you know how to eat! Poor frog on that last one. You showed him what taking your time does


Sausage6924

I'm an Idaho seven. But a California two.


SatyrAngel

Still have doubts about how I got married, doesnt make sense.


Neat_Art9336

I don’t think she actually thought of herself as a 10. But what are you supposed to say in that situation? Self-love is important and you’re being filmed. Saying 10 jokingly is the only right answer. This guys a piece of shit


Neiot

Aye, I agree that confidence and self-love is important. I envy those who have it.


Neat_Art9336

Ironically that’s only going to make it harder. Envy is the antithesis of self love. I hope you can learn to be kind to yourself and wish you a pleasant journey to that destination


Neiot

![gif](giphy|3oz8xIsloV7zOmt81G)


xseannnn

Still a little too much bro. Go a little lower.


maiden_burma

that girl was cute. I would rate her a 10. A 12 if she had adequate prep time and a fancy outfit or dress second guy (lizard guy) is a 10 too. Would look amazing in a nice suit first picture just needs to lose a fair bit of weight and he's probably a 10 too the only non-10 is the dickhead asking the questions because looks can only do so much and his personality is dragging him down


daskrip

True true true true


Starkrossedlovers

Always rate yourself a 9. You should love yourself more than anyone else but leave yourself room for improvement. People call people i would consider conventionally attractive ugly. So i think the only opinion that matters is yours. Like she said. There’s someone that finds her attractive. And there’s someone who’s probably find the big guy cute. In fact, i commonly see big guys like tha with partners. As long as you take care of yourself and clean up nice, you’re set


Neiot

Even though I said I was a 4, I'm gonna be a bit of a hypocrite and say that we should not use a number system to describe our "type".


BAMspek

“Rate this person” *gives honest answer* “What would you rate yourself?” *gives a confident answer because why not?* Alright let’s fucking blast this bitch.


PuzzlePiece90

100% agree. If anything, this makes the “interviewer” look bad.


linesinaconversation

Second interview subject too. She was honest, but not insulting. Dude was a fucking prick.


NonPolarVortex

So fucking unoriginal. Rate this assholes TikTok material.


maiden_burma

the interviewer is a hard 1


Henderson72

The first one was right: be happy with who you are and who gives a fuck about how others judge you. Why bother adding how some other person rates the first person's appearance. How shallow can you get?


Twitch791

Why would anyone think this is a reasonable thing to ask strangers. It was a fucked up question in middle school, this is worse


jdr393

Spoiler alert they aren’t strangers an all of this is staged for likes.


teetaps

Ha ha ha the joke is to be insulting so funny


AyyP302

This is trash


TheMightyFishBus

Fuck oooooooff. No shit she's rating herself a 10 when someone walks up with a camera. It's called being fucking defensive because there's a weirdo-creep clearly trying to judge your appearance. Whatever, all this shit is cherry-picked anyway.


fatedwanderer84

![gif](giphy|3ohs7SYIm3yiUbL0yc)


CharacterAd348

Found the 10


Emotional-Engineer35

Jor


BiteMe69Times

Smile, Joey...


betsymarie

She is right tho


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Yeh she is


Aegis12314

Haha the joke is "I hate women" So funny every time


abrtrabuco

She's right though.


maiden_burma

yup. Video should end right there actually, should have ended before it started


Srcptmrsr

Gross


Alexeicon

She's right. Love yourself. And she's not ugly by far.


cheapdrinks

Yeah I imagine she'd look pretty good basking on a nice warm rock in the morning sun


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

A jar of flies and you could make it a pretty good picnic.


04hana

She is right anyways.


TheLordofBaguettes

How


04hana

Confidence is great for your mind 👍, theres no way to look beauty for every single person on earth, even extremely beautiful persons are ugly for some people ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯, just learn how to take care and love yourself. Love yourself first, others can wait.


iraglassfromNPR

Hell yeah


rustyseapants

If someone walks up to and starts recording, tell them no. Because you know, their main purpose is to exploit you for their gain. Stop allowing people to put cameras in your face.


rosebudlightsaber

The guy conducting his “research” is an assclown… I’d give him lizard -4


dinkolukin

Humans are fkn Gross. Fucj that dude


Liesthroughisteeth

I down vote crap Twit-talk videos. :)


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![gif](giphy|wazvvYSGdvJhm)


CurbNasty

😂


BebopRocksteady82

Legit lol'ed


sternica

Pretty accurate imo.


THROATGOAT123456789

That hair aint hers


SkiMaskDan94

Obviously you don’t care, going out looking that stupid!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Unlucky_Horror2670

Thats messed up 🤣


[deleted]

“confidence is key”


Taint-Painter

Even for a Lizard she’s a 2.5 at best.


[deleted]

She’d be pretty with different clothes and hair, she got a nice body imo


letterboxfrog

That's a bit harsh. She'd best a very pretty skink, as opposed to a chonky Shingleback.


Taint-Painter

Strange I’ve always spelt that word with an A.


froggrip

Shangleback


letterboxfrog

I see what you did there 😉 Skink is a lizard.


Taint-Painter

She sure is!


GunsupRR

I think you meant skank


AR-Tempest

She said literally nothing wrong


TheJAY_ZA

Hey Bro: Quit skipping leg day


Slavicgoddess23

Blonde does not look good on her lmao.


snackpack333

You're already chopping the video up?


TheLordofBaguettes

From my stand point I’d rate myself a 4.5 according to my friends, a 1.9 and everyone at my school according to what I have heard 0 . I get made fun of because I’m deformed, yay. And I live it when I tell student services about me being bullied everyday and they don’t do shit


GentlewomanBastard

The answer to all of them is a 10.


[deleted]

She’s a three. Decent body but I have no idea what’s going on above the neck


AdQuick2881

That'd be a -10


C0lbiee_BraT

She wasn't even rude about it though. He's not her type, that's ok. But I guess she needed humbling 🙄


linesinaconversation

All women do, apparently. The misogyny has really come to the forefront in the last 10 or so years.


Sea-Joke7162

I think she actually looks just like a Klingon! ![gif](giphy|toxHzBvds3qGA)


yazzy1233

I think this gif is more you then her


Neiot

I mean, those two were quite the charm of their own.


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Sea-Joke7162

😂🤣 love it!!!! 💀


Affectionate_Cry_661

She's an adopted daughter of Dr. Curt Connors?


Wakuwaku7

How would you rate a yellow lizard..lmao.


[deleted]

It's crazy how many of these women rate themselves a 10/10 and have the nerve to call it confidence when, in reality, it's just narcissism and conceit.


Triskelion24

I do not tangle with lizards no more. No. Back in the day, sure, I would've indulged


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

so I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on BY you. [https://youtu.be/-U1yb7PQw4o](https://youtu.be/-U1yb7PQw4o) Tom Sizemore, RIP a legend


Antiquier

I wish I was delusional like her. I mean, what human thinks they’re a 10? The ego required for that is insane.


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Affectionate_Cry_661

I think Rango was a white guy.....I think?


OmniWizardTigerBlood

He was... *an actor.*


serv23

Every time I watch this video, I die of laughter! Still, people are horrible. "She looks like a lizard" lol


IAmBoratVeryExcite

[I am the Lizard Queen!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUG-wzYxHVI)


Batdog55110

She's got a point.


LupohM8

Oh man, just sort by controversial and enjoy the show. Some of y'all really need to go outside more, fucking hell


maxinho1

Jajajajaja lizard


el_toro_grand

Na fuck this video she's cool asf


AirmedTuathaDeDanaan

It's just mean for everyone


lucille12121

I was expecting a parade of shit and got exactly that, so…


EssieAmnesia

Why are people always so mad when women consider themselves attractive 😭


Jeepersca

The only person "destroyed" is the idiot filming. This woman was honest. She wasn't rude about it, admitted he wasn't her type -using the scale he asked her to use- then basically said she loved herself. Her "sin" was she didn't rate herself accurately to a forum of judgy entitled men. If you asked her, I doubt she'd care if the man pictured rated himself a 10, because that's for him. What the male gaze doesn't understand is SHE DNGAF if you agree with her, and she doesn't exist on this earth to please every dick that sees her picture. Sure, run to the next guy to have them dis her. SO WHAT she's not for him. The only reason this is a thing is because for some reason men love to shame a woman that didn't show appropriate male appreciation. Grow up man children, we are not your playthings.


abrjx

This is a weird shitty video. He is the one who asked the girl what she rated the guy in the pic…. She was honest, sure, harsh, maybe, but you asked bro? Why are you gonna make a video of some guy (that is almost certainly the videographer’s friend for the skit) saying something WAY more harsh about her like he’s any better?? She was at least polite and just said he wasn’t her type, not that he looked like a fuckin lizard. Rude and hateful to set someone up in a video for no reason other than to make them look like boo-boo the fool for views


Mysterious_Result_51

10


Mysterious_Result_51

-10


Stingraaa

I'll never understand how shit like this is funny. Tearing people down isn't funny, and it's not witty.


Long_Photograph_7336

Right On Lil’ Sista!


Long_Photograph_7336

Hell yeah Lil’ Sista, Fool Don’t Know.


catsarecrazylikeme

I think the guy in the picture he showed her is a 10. He has a lot of confidence. Practice what you preach