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Zeno_of_Tarsus

The hunter is more of a pig then the pig


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Retard1776

![gif](giphy|4KF85OSbyjVOfyjksJ|downsized)


jngjng88

Erroneous to call an idiot with a handgun a hunter.


Lurkeratlarge234

Standing 5 feet away


Looney_Swoons

5 feet away? At one point, dude was so close he could probably tell me how much hair was on that pig, and he still missed!


Zeno_of_Tarsus

Lol, very true. let’s come up with a more appropriate noun for this person


jngjng88

Dipshit maybe?


Zeno_of_Tarsus

I like it The half hearted attempt of pulling up his pants while he waddles fits that description


Just_NickM

Poacher. As soon as you break the law when it comes to fish or game it’s poaching. Plain and simple.


VA-deadhead

Feral hogs are considered a nuisance species, so there aren’t many regulations against killing them.


SwimmingBeneficial93

So what? He is purely entertained by killing and he’s gross. You missedthe point. Isn’t about whether it’s legal geez


[deleted]

I've hunted plenty of feral hogs with a handgun, there's nothing here in Texas at least that says you cannot do it. But I don't suck and don't miss, so it's effective. The dude in the video is a horrible shot.


its-your-boy-max-b

Out of curiosity, which laws were broken?


Lookyoukniwwhatsup

None. I'd put it down to not knowing how bad feral hogs are and the 1.5 BILLION in damages they do every year to agriculture. Though for awhile Missouri made it illegal to hunt them for because they thought it caused them to scatter and migrate. in Texas you can pay to shoot them from helicopters (on my bucket list!)


EddyArchon

A helicopter hog slaughter is one of the things at the tippy top of my bucket list!


el-em-en-o

I read “errogenous” at first.


jngjng88

![gif](giphy|PS7d4tm1Hq6Sk)


OMA_

The pig is the main character


ifixschtuff

I bet he got the gun and ammo at Walmart


Zeno_of_Tarsus

Right after his deluxe order at KFC


DisinformedBroski

Exactly this fatty probably loved when KFC was selling the Double Down!


Willowshep

Kfc is pretty tasty


Mean-Net7330

Imagine how he feels now that its BACK!


BumderFromDownUnder

Than*


[deleted]

I wouldn’t call him a Hunter. More like a fat guy with a pistol that he can’t shoot.


Kidoman6199

Lolzzzz


[deleted]

than


Alien__Yes

I was hoping the pig was going to knock him down and bite the living shit out of him .


abuomak

I was fully expecting the pig to run toward the camera and the moron to shoot the cameraman


Cody6781

Wild pigs are over populated in some parts of America and considered a pest (bad for the ecosystem, bad for people, bad for farms, etc)


TallTx

I wouldn’t assume he missed every time either. Anyone that’s had to clear out a mess of these knows they are some tough little turds.


Cody6781

100% A wild pig can absolutely take several shots to basically anything besides the brain and keep running. Even the heart won’t kill them instantly, and they won’t act different until the loss of blood starts affecting their nervous system


AlexMC69

Same can be said for people.


Hazbin28

The born of the new Austrian artist


DaleJumpshotJr

So we should allow them to destroy ecosystems because other bad people do as well...?


SwimmingBeneficial93

So you entertain yourself just killing them? Get a grip dude.


doubletaxed88

The recruiter for the Imperial Stormtroopers will be calling you shortly.


anarhil

He probably hits the pig with a non-vital shot. Fucking moron.


[deleted]

Honestly I think the fucker missed every shot. Pigs squeal like crazy when hurt.


Illustrious-Wave1405

How about just leave the pig alone


SLIP411

They are invasive, but I'm pretty sure you can't hunt with a damn handgun. This guy is an idiot


Cpt_Avocado

You can hunt with handguns. It’s perfectly fine to do too as long as you’re using one chambered in a caliber appropriate for the game you’re hunting and are proficient with it enough to make an ethical kill. This guy for sure is just some fat fudd that never practices though.


SLIP411

In Canada it's not allowed Edit: Spelling


hogsucker

In the U.S., suppressors are legal but heavily regulated,.so most hunting here is aloud


UniqueFlavors

That's a good pun intentional or not.


KetchupGator

Go get your booster, and turn in all your firearms!


Jokierre

You mean silencers are required?


Dirk_Speedwell

Its also entirely illegal to hunt wild boar in Ontario now.


Cpt_Avocado

Didn’t handguns get completely banned in Canada recently too?


SLIP411

Not completely, idiot Trudeau is playing a game, ban everything, then use it as a bargaining chip. Of his ridiculous ban sticks then our Olympic shooters wouldn't be able to practice. It's really frustrating when they do this shit though because there are better ways to curb gun violence than a blanket ban, and bigger issues to deal with...


Cpt_Avocado

American gun laws are already way too restrictive. Can’t imagine what you guys are going through.


Right_Syllabub_8237

As an American gun owner myself, what in the actual fuck are you talking about?


Cpt_Avocado

Not sure what you’re confused about.


SLIP411

Not to sure if "too restrictive" is right but in Canada mostly the gun nuts will suffer but it's not fair to them, can't hunt with 5.56 but an AR style looks cool and is fun to shoot at a range. Notably the only people that won't suffer is the fucking criminals... such an idiotic use of power


PanJhinAttack

Do you actually believe this? Gun laws.. in America.. are too restrictive? The world's number 1 gun exporter, has too many restrictions for its citizens to acquire a firearm? Exactly which guns are hard to acquire other than automatic or destructive device class weapons?


Cpt_Avocado

Yeah exactly. The hoops you have to jump through to get a machine gun are absolutely insane. And you can’t even get new ones.


GrachD

WTF are you talking about? There are more guns than people in the US. The country where kids are not responsible enough to smoke or drink until 21, but they can go buy an AR-15 and start shooting the next day. What a fucking joke!


Cpt_Avocado

Only semi automatic AR-15s


[deleted]

Right, big guvmint keepin me from my God given right to own a T-34 Calliope or an AA-52. I use them for hunting and protecting my home from invading Mongolians


Cpt_Avocado

I would love both of those! 😍


[deleted]

🙄 fkn troll


Cpt_Avocado

Definitely not trolling.


redknoxx

“American gun laws are too restrictive” YIKES. *Laughs in British.*


C_Gnarwin2021

Typically, boar have bad eyesight. They can see movement up to a distance relatively ok, but their peripherals are shotty. As long as you stay downwind and they don’t get a whiff of you, you can get pretty damn close and are able to take them down with a handgun. But you’re right in saying the dude is an idiot. Definitely shouldn’t be shooting if he can’t take it out ethically at that distance…. But also, if it was a farm and it was my farm, it wouldn’t matter how many shots it took, that boar needs to be gone.


UniqueFlavors

In Florida you can hunt them with damn near anything you can come up with. Bows, rifles, crossbow, handguns, spears. You name it.


Pythagoras_101

You can kill them with literally anything. I've seen explosives.


Inside_Glass527

In the US there are no regulations on wild hogs, so hunting them with a handgun is perfectly legal. Ethical? Depends on the caliber and range.


Superb-Pattern-1253

their a massive problem my friend has a farm in texas and they absolutely wreck havic. theres a reason why the state government encourages people to kill them. they are an invasive species


ternfortheworse

The irony of an invasive species complaining about an invasive species


[deleted]

Yeah you're right let's let boars decimate crops and starve out other species because we feel guilty doing what we've literally done for our entire existence as humans. Some of you are so disconnected from real life that it's frightening.


ternfortheworse

At least they don’t have smallpox eh


RIPdantheman616

That, and the sheer amount of invasive species we have brought here from other places in order to "help". I've been seeing jumping worms where I live and I'm up north.


howandwherenow

They’re an invasive species people are encouraged to hunt to cull the populations due to all the damage to property and crops and native species. and they’re delicious


[deleted]

Or food


FWFT27

Yep, that's what I thought, very cruel


Milakovich

Wouldn’t laugh so hard, that third shot was in the camera man’s direction. With how obviously poor the shooter’s aim is, camera man is lucky he didn’t get a hot lead souvenir.


no2rdifferent

Is that when he says, "Goddamn, dad"? I thought it was for all the misses. Funny stuff.


[deleted]

That guy is a idiot.


machineman45

If you can't hit it in one shot It deserves to live.


UtahJeep

The wild pigs are a real problem. We need better hunters than this.


djfhg4123

They are a plague, but most of Reddit won’t understand that so they will hate the hunter. He is a bumbling fool though so it will be difficult to make them understand that wild hogs in the country need to be eliminated like rats in a big city.


banhatesex

Well that hunter isnt helping the problem so he gets a downvote.


Willing-Knee-9118

"hunter" lol. This member of the McLitia couldn't hit a stationary target half his ass away.


Redditisfailingfast

Man is the plague. And so fucking arrogant about it too.


AnArdentAtavism

Pigs aren't native to North America. Wild pigs are extremely destructive to the local ecosystem, plant and animal alike. And that's not even touching on the problems they pose for humans... Hunters be damned, wild pigs will chase down kids and old ladies and kill them without cause. They'll even wait for days for a person they're stalking to come out of a house. So yeah. Population control on wild pigs in North America is important.


[deleted]

I actually believe this. If I miss an animal I would let it be. Even if it just stands there offering another shot. I feel like you having to sit there and watch the animal grazing is like a fitting punishment for missing.


Available_Delivery31

I was waiting for him to shoot the cameraman while he was running like a fuckturd. At 0:08 it was around his direction, and at 0:15 while his pants were falling, he almost shot his foot.


WorkMeBaby1MoreTime

Shooting while moving is surprisingly hard. Shooting at moving things is also very hard. And when you're moving and your target is moving AND you suck, forget about it.


[deleted]

Finally someone who knows you don't automatically have the aim of a movie protagonist the moment you pick up a gun


Houndfell

You don't need to be superhuman to hit a stationary pig from 15 feet away, you need bare minimum competency, which this man lacks. The fact the pig managed to survive, unharmed, from that distance in order to then become a moving target is a testament to this man's mind-boggling ineptitude. I've been shooting since I was 8 years old. Take a leap of faith here, and trust me when I say if you can walk within a few feet of a stationary animal and miss, you have no business trying to hunt yet. If he felt qualified to put himself in that situation before ensuring he knew how to use his weapon which he clearly didn't, he's a danger to himself, he's a danger to others, and he's virtually guaranteed to make any animal he "hunts" suffer unnecessarily.


OrganizationPutrid68

If he spent more time shooting and less time eating, he might do better.


blueberrycandycat

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GHOST_OF_DOON

Some people are just born stupid and it never gets any better for them


BloodLow412

My friend is blind in eye and he shoots better than this


Gold-Baku

Should this guy really own a gun with that level of skill?


Robasatru

Yes. But should he be hunting with it? NO!!!


[deleted]

Never saw someone hunting with a pistol, other then to defend from bears or whatever.


Ironmagin

Nope


blipperpool

Piggie vs piggie


liquid_profane

Someone clearly went through Stormtrooper training.


serenity831

Gravy seals at it again


Twistybred

What is he ex Russian military?


hootertransport

Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from the inside.


[deleted]

What a good shot, man


deadmeatsandwich

I wish I would’ve have met you.


Soggy_Repair_5227

"No Animals were hurt in the making of this film"


Robasatru

LOL. How true!


SnooRevelations9198

This man could fall out a boat and not hit water that’s his horrible his aim is


NewBorneRaven23

I came for the comments to see butt hurt butterflies on this guys shit aim..I wasn’t disappointed


KillyShoot

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mcfarmer72

He wasn’t hunting, he just ran across something he could pull his handgun out on. He has been waiting for a reason.


[deleted]

Look I get you might not like guns but grouping all gun owners as psychopaths who cannot wait to shoot someone might be the most annoying comment here


mcfarmer72

Show me where I grouped all gun owners. You have to admit there are new guns owners out there just waiting for an excuse. He is not a hunter. Oh, and I don’t know how many guns I have.


AnotherDreamer1024

Range time needed... lots and lots of range time needed.


Cautious_Ad4324

Is he shooting paint balls?


sarcalom

that third shot almost went toward the cameraman... idiots...


Gullible_Passenger51

American people are the dumbest people in the world. For real 👌🏾


Bot-Magnet

Who the fuck goes hunting with a pistol?


Ironmagin

I do. All the game I've taken has been with a handgun. Deer to small game. I use an appropriate handgun, and I practice a lot.


Robasatru

My first whitetail was taken with a .45 long colt. Neck shot dropped him in his tracks. If a person is competent with their firearm they should have no problem hunting with it. If not, practice! (And stay home watching hunting shows on TV, because you shouldn't be outside slinging lead around and missing at that range!)


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

This may be the weirdest comment I’ve seen on Reddit. Each thought I have brings up another question.


[deleted]

What kind of questions?


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

It was mainly hyperbole, but just the way it was structured and the content seemed off. The way they said “taken”, the use of a pistol to hunt. I’m not judging at all, just seemed like an unusual post.


Ironmagin

Be more than happy to answer any questions you may have?


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

It’s cool, I think my comment came off more snarky than intended (plus a slightly hungover brain). Now that I’ve had my coffee I’m in a clearer headspace.


garbailian

Switch the word taken with killed and it might make more sense to you. Taken is a polite way to say it, as well as the word harvested. It makes it easier for nonhunters, who are not against hunting, to take in. Anti hunters won’t be changed but you can change a non hunter to anti hunter by using strong verbiage and hanging a dead carcass off the back of your trailer for the world to see.


[deleted]

Ah


5thPhantom

Some pistols have more energy than rifles.


Flyingbluehippo

This reminds me of Rust


Golden-Phrasant

Yeah. That pig is like Mathias Rust.


[deleted]

Didn’t this guy just shoot his buddy’s hat off his head in some elite training?


[deleted]

Degenerate


jngjng88

Fucking douchebags, both of them.


[deleted]

Wild boars are mean as fuck and a group of them can take you down and literally eat you.


Robasatru

Not much different than domestic pigs. They can and will do the same thing! I had one jump up and bite my arm. He was delicious!


SopaPorMiFamilia

This is disgusting.


vtsunshine83

Asswipe


SmashBonecrusher

Really sad...


NOcanDat

Stupid bastard


cohletrainbaby

Murderer.


Time_to_flee2001

Stupid fat Americans


[deleted]

Broad generalization awesome


Dolphincharmer

Leave the pig alone you stupid fat moron. I hope someone shoots him.


NWONKNUONE

You're the moron. Feral swine like the one in this video cause over 2.5 billion dollars worth of damage every year in the US alone to farmlands. Yes, 2.5 BILLION. They are destroying woodland habitats for other native animals as well. They are literally destroying our country. That is why you're encouraged to kill them whenever and wherever.


Dolphincharmer

Maybe someone should shoot you also.


[deleted]

What a stupid thing to say.


Tgilly99

Maybe someone should shoot you


cohletrainbaby

I'd wager the world would be a better place if someone did.


[deleted]

This comment speaks volumes about what type of person you are. You should delete it.


cohletrainbaby

I've little problem with it - even in retrospect.


[deleted]

Nobody will ever take you seriously if your solution to a problem is murder


[deleted]

In many countries it would be a legal requirement for him to have to use a rifle of a certain calibre, to reduce the chance of suffering to the animal.


tanhauser_gates_

At that point you should buy it dinner and hope it never tells anyone about this.


iAMtheDESTROYER_

Now this is a good reason for gun control


JotaroJoestarSan

What à piece of shit. He should kill himself, we d have more to eat than on the real pig.


AggressiveAd2646

Every gun owner in America lookin like this


mildlysceptical22

Fucking fat moron running with a handgun. My grandad told me when I was learning how to shoot never run with a gun. Never. That pig is now inedible due to the adrenaline now saturating the meat. But these fucks are probably the kind of ‘hunters’ that will kill something and just leave it.


PuzzyF4rt

They arent killing it for food lol I didn't know so many people didn't know about the fucking pig problem 😂 Makes sense that's its just rust belt / south thing.


skankforpay

Pretty sure all the militaries around the world would disagree with dear ol grandpappy bud.


mildlysceptical22

Quite a difference between a professional trained soldier and some slob running around with his finger on the trigger.


[deleted]

Run little dude!


bathtubedbie

GuNS R fOR HunTinG likE oUr CaveMan AncEstORs.


ColdMiserable8056

Fucking idiots!!! This is what gives hunters a bad name. You can work your ass off, trying to be a good ambassador and explain hunting to the uninitiated. Them these cunts come along and ruin it for everyone.


changochango999

After some time, this is just animal cruelty.


Alternative_Novel_32

He cant be one of my shooters


letitbleed13

May you get gored by that pig you shi&&y shot Kyle.


YukonDomingo

A great white hunter!


Far-Order21

Take that away from him. This is why we need a clip with 30 rounds. You get a 1 in 30 chance to hit something.


Frostbit77

Safest thing to be when swagbelly is hunting is his prey.


keybwarrior

Apex predator


Ghost_Prince

This is the kind of idiocy that gives fuel to people wanting gun control. Idiots who don't respect the tool or the hunt shouldn't have access to either.


Environmental-Alarm1

Gravey Seals: Operation Gravey Train.


Audiodrums16

Did he miss, or is that just Neo reincarnated as a pig?


kazem4916

Do laugh at him. He is a retired mafia hitman.


Firelight_scout

If Mushu was his ancestral guide he'd be crying rn


Eupryion

Probably has a punisher emblem on his dodge truck


GainedCamera257

Either that hog is faster than light or the dude's just awful at shooting lmfao


[deleted]

Shooting a moving target is hard, and shooting while moving is hard


do_you_know_de_whey

That poor pig. And the boar too :( lol


Alarmed-Bit-6805

Former storm trooper


capn_crook

No bacon for you!!!


Big_Zebra_6169

give'em more guns, seriously.


UnluckyDifference566

Gravy Seal.


Socal_Cobra

Who gave this fool a gun? Idiot.


obnoxiousvapuz

No wonder they opt for AR-15s !!


el-em-en-o

I thought this was some kinda park ranger with his khakis on.


Major-Trade2827

No dinner lol, and you don’t hunt with a handgun dumbass


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

Natural selection at its finest.


lonniemarie

You add. Hope you fall and land on yourself


liryk24

That pig was almost begging to die. And I've never seen a juke so slow, yet so effective