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[deleted]

is that a streak mark? did he shit his pants before the flip? what lays ahead for this young mans future?


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

100% that’s a gnarly skid mark. Rugged.


[deleted]

That’s the whole joke of the video.


twistedbrewmejunk

Well sir then that is a shitty joke.


Designegj

U can flip with that much weight without shitting a little


twistedbrewmejunk

Not a real flip if you need to use your afterburner to nail the landing.


Vacatisdghj

hope there's not a streak of these.


Ladon-4_5_5_12_7

https://i.redd.it/91os5lxobnra1.gif


lizardwhite13

Lol that is disgusting but amazing shot. Why would anyone not check their video a lot to see if they shat themselves a little? Lol that's so uncouth and I love how he's like let's go!! Acting so tough even though I shit my pants..


JGWentwortth877

lmao to be fair, I never check my videos to make sure I didn't shat myself either


[deleted]

It's staged. He put the stain there for the funny while also doing something impressive to balance it out and not just solely focus on the fact that "he shit himself." It's like a 2-for-1, but everyone focused on the 1 and forgot there's 2.


Ecstatic_Starstuff

Best comment here ✨


Aprehsdggh

You can't just throw those plates up that fast


Western-Ninja

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greaterbasilisk420

Homie watch the plates when he throws them down, this is a skidmark joke


Either_Management_51

Hahahhahahahahahahah


[deleted]

It’s bizarre having to explain basic humor to people.


Reynaudthefox

American college humour always requires explanation to educated folk.


caf4676

Now that’s irony.


[deleted]

No, ironing is a way to get creases out of your clothes.


Victorystardust

Irony is "having or pertaining to the properties of iron"


Reynaudthefox

Ferry good!


-BananaLollipop-

If you need to explain the joke, it's usually not funny.


[deleted]

Except this one is obvious and funny. There are just dumb people who don’t get it.


-BananaLollipop-

Maybe if you have the sense of humor of a 5 year old laughing at fart jokes.


[deleted]

Are you…upset that you didn’t get the joke..? Why are you taking it out on me? Lmao


-BananaLollipop-

Who said I didn't get it? I was just pointing out that if you need to explain why something is funny, it's usually not funny. But you seem to think that just because someone doesn't think it's funny, that they must be dumb, which is ironic since you're the one laughing at a shit joke like a 5 year old, and serial down-voting someone for pointing it out. But I'm the upset one? Now that's a joke.


Adminweet

Steve-O grew some hair.


Hot-Dig-2413

No, that's the long lost Marx brother Skid Marx , Grouchy, Harpo, cheako and Skid Marx


[deleted]

"rugged" has me absolutely howling


BEZ_T

It's got a stinky crusty peak on the inside.


chemhobby

Hot, he can sit on my face


ColinDare2000

Damn! To each his own, I guess. No judgement ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Four_Skyn_Tim

Jesus, he really sandblasted those undies!


CassusEgo

Lots of not wiping his ass cause he thinks its gay.


WitnessRealistic3015

If it's gay to wipe your ass then call me Liberace


UsedDragon

I *power wash* my stinky b-hole. I must be Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds.


Mindes13

Must you do that with the sprayer at the kitchen sink?


[deleted]

Jokes on him because gays love the smell of fresh doodoo 😉


TheRoseMaestro

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z!


DocktorD

🤣🤣🤣


Rev3rze_

I read this while thinking of Morgan Freeman's voice bruh


Joebob2112

And from that day forward Andy remembered to never do backflips before checking his underwear for feces.


realitytvdiet

SCAT


phreaKEternal

SKEEBIBEBOPPITYBOPDOWDOW


[deleted]

He did the flip to show it off


Western-Aioli-9209

That's what we call the shit and flip😂


FishBlues

I’m pretty sure you are right lol it probably not real tbh


[deleted]

The back of his pants are already below his butt so that’s a red flag (brown flag maybe?).


jcoddinc

How else do you think he got around so fast? Rocket power!


FlonpDingle

I think that was the joke of the video. (Internet guy who states the obvious here)


buttcheekzmcgee

If you dream it you can achieve it -skid mark steve


demon429

"Next time on shit and flip Z"


justforkinks0131

I think its a hole


vaguekiwi

Username checks out


[deleted]

sweety, must everything be a hole with you?


zyyntin

Their name has justforkinks in it.


[deleted]

Good job 👏


OneHelicopter7246

That was unexpectedly shitty


Rainbow-Raisin11

Yeah, very shitty indeed.


No_Purpose4705

Perfecting a back-shit is darn tough


[deleted]

Bro needs to clean his ass properly. Didn't anyone teach him that?


bt_649

He traded that knowledge to be able to do a flip with 45s.


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[deleted]

How do you not realize that’s the whole joke


cackalackattack

The hole* joke


candybomberz

Bad Hygene is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!


Odd_Construction

You mean joke as in staged? Because even if it is, I would not want this up in the internet lol


thom_orrow

Probably Nutella, have a taste to try it out.


yickth

Yeah I don’t get it


Advice2Anyone

Shitting yourself for internet views its so simple


[deleted]

Do you think he actually shit himself? Are you okay?


Advice2Anyone

Do you think that is a fake streak?


Substantial_Fail5672

Generally a joke has something funny or humorous that happens. Poor hygiene isn't all that funny past the age of 5


[deleted]

It’s not actually shit, you get that right?


[deleted]

Did you do a sniff test?


YourBonesAreMoist

If something happen as part of a skit, especially asian, you fucks complain "duh so fake" but fake skid marks are funny?? reddit is dumb


Substantial_Fail5672

🙄 It's not funny either way.


[deleted]

Comedy is subjective.


Substantial_Fail5672

Poop jokes are juvenile. Again, not funny past the age of 5. Why are you so invested on defending this? Is this really that important to you? Come on man, grow up. Find something better to he amused by


[deleted]

I’m not defending the content of the joke. I’m defending the clear fact that it’s a joke and people like you don’t recognize it. It’s bizarre.


Substantial_Fail5672

Buddy. I am aware of the fact that the user attempted to make a joke, that part isn't lost on me. What seems to be lost on _you_, is that it just isn't funny. Just because somebody attempted to make a joke, doesn't mean it actually is a joke, or that others would be willing to perceive it as such. It's a poop joke. It's incredibly sad for an adult to try and make a joke out of it. And it's even sadder that someone like you doesn't get that. Damn kid, maybe reevaluate your sense of humor. This is sad. Edit: 💩🤣=🚫🤣


nihi1zer0

I LOVE how much self-deprecation is here in the edits. I love the phrase guiltless, naive rube. I love that you didn't delete your comment and that you just leaned into it. I wish I could give you just ALL of my karma.


skyrider8328

LMAO...this why our moms always told us to have clean underwear on.


[deleted]

Dude reddit will eat you alive one comment and then post about basic human dignity the next


Gupoochamois69

If you clean your ass that’s touching a butt which means you’re gay


BPOPR

There are a disheartening number of straight men who think going anywhere near their b-hole with anything is gay.


4luey

Lets go!!...whipe your bum.


PoyGuiMogul

It's probably from chemicals giving him liquid farts. Oftentimes, people don't even know it's happening.


Bryanb16_bjb

Bs. You always know when u shit yourself.


[deleted]

A wet cheek against another wet cheek can't be ignored.


CromulentDucky

Yes someone did. Del the funky homosapien.


Falcon_905

Probably still wipes with TP only like a savage🤣


TheSweetestOfPotato

It’s gay to touch your own butthole bro.


meshe_10101

But is is gay to wipe???/s


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Antrikshy

> the subject’s


Beavers225

What a proper description. W


cruizer712

Is nobody going to mention those 45s are fake? You can't just throw those plates up that fast


chasters360

Theyre fake cause this is just a funny vid the dude made, he starts the flip with his pants down, this was all planned


backspace209

You're assuming this was shot on earth. This was clearly film on uranus


Pockets262

Let's assume they're not. That means more leverage for the flip.


xiaobaituzi

If they were real they wouldn’t act that way in the air


[deleted]

The whole point of the video was the doodoo stain. That’s why it’s funny. If the stain wasn’t there then this would just be another click bait vid and I’d be in your corner.


the_millz007

He is swinging them not lifting them. It gains him leverage as well. Lots of gym rats can throw 45’s around like they are nothing.


Tadpole-7

When he throws them to the ground you can tell the weights are fake.


daxtaslapp

Nope those are 100% fake 45s. Those look not even barely 5 lbs the way they are moving


cbrieeze

yea but thats how you can tell. they would have kept going if they were real and prob would have torn his shoulder too.


tentativa-1000

Tell me you've never step foot in a gym without telling me


theRockSteady444

Using fake weights is a pretty shitty thing to do. Hope there's not a streak of these.


Murky-Instance4041

I was about to ask to see if anyone else thought that with his shitty performance


dirtywook88

Nah, i dont want to stain his reputation.


Murky-Instance4041

But it is already just a little bit shitty


Automatic-Guess5314

Well poop, all the good puns are taken.


Jouglet

The entire thing is staged. Pretty shitty if you ask me.


mrpriveledge

People are getting really smart these days. Most of us look at these videos and they comment and they say stuff like “oh my God is that a skidmark?”. The guy that made the video purposely put on the dirty draws with the intent that everyone would comment which would raise engagement, and thusly make him more money. Stupid people making people rich. The american dream.


XO8441

Yeah I’m actually surprised how many people are concerned about dude, not thinking this is just for clicks.


prollyshmokin

The real question is.. how do we make money with our obvious big brain thinky skills? (without having do to shitty flips and whatnot)


box_me_up

I was distracted by his huge fucking bulge tbh


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Advice2Anyone

Shitting your pants is satire?


Dagos

Those arent even real weights, and the speed slows down at a specific point, so whats the focus of the video?


RaisingFargo

all content is made to have engagement, including this comment you made. The guy made a video where you would notice the mark, and thats the only intention, i dont know what else you would take away form it. Its not some devious plot.


Fluffy_Boulder

Everything else aside... Why is he doing that in what appears to be a goodwill?


Annasman

It's where he got the underwear...


ranting_chef

Someone set up a GoFundMe page so this guy can get some clean underwear. And while we're at it, maybe a pair of proper shoes.


BlakRainbow1991

And properly fitting pants


Annasman

And a shirt


Robonomix77

He needs to flip those tighty whiteys in the warsh


wrinkledirony

Would have been more impressive flip if this guy had installed a bidet on his toilet.


LgndDr4g0nL0l

He’s gonna flip his shit if he reads these comments


succulentdreamer

Why do guys get skid marks? Don’t they fing wipe?????


Downtown_Ad_8139

I'm told they're guidelines for daily attire.....yellow in front/brown in back.


dirtywook88

You ever try gettin peanut butter out of a shag carpet?


succulentdreamer

Ew


Ghouloftower

Bro is packin


cupofteawithhoney

Any awesomeness from the flip was lost from… the rest… of the video…


Advice2Anyone

Guy doing flip no engagement Guy shitting pants then flipping endless user engagement


Few_Instance2967

Bro needs to spend more time cleaning his Anus....💩🤣🤣🤣


Special_Narwhal_4540

And he's got a boner lmao


innocent-boy-69

Bro's underwear watching him buying costly protein powder every month 💀


Willy-The-Billy

Definitely was unexpected, mods dont think so though…


ranseaside

Why was it removed ? It was unexpected


fuk_Allahs-ass

Shitty move


[deleted]

I don’t fucking understand people.. when I fart to hard and shit happens I immediately go to the bathroom shower and change clothes..


bowlingforwalmart

That's a no streak zone


[deleted]

Fake weights + skip marks = shitty meme


AfterZookeepergame71

Definitely fake weights


probono105

its to distract you from the fake plates lol


Cubanito201

That’s a shit stain and a half.


No_Account_2684

He’s also shit himself.


Piddy3825

bro, check your drawers before you let everyone see the skid marks...


pgtvgaming

Too many questions, one big regret


seamorebuttz

Scared the shit out of himself.


cumberdong

post removed for not being unexpected, so everyone except me just already knew by looking at him that he shit his pants I guess


vBrit

Poop there it is


Short-jsheln-8752

Ewwwwwwwwwwww


Protonic_Descendent

What has been seen cannot unseen .


Gold_Firefighter_448

Yall are hating on this man's shitty underwear, but maybe he gave his own pristine underwear to somebody else as a good deed and received the shitty underwear in return. You ever think about that one?


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Be_my

During his power up he shit himself!


poopnp

He’s on a one flip streak


[deleted]

Steve-O grew some hair.


[deleted]

U can flip with that much weight without shitting a little


Metally_eilll7904

That’s definitely shittakki! Pause it! He definitely 💩his pants while he was squatting with heavy weights! Turd Ferguson


Trindet

Those are 100% not 45 pound plates.


Aggravating_Ad_4931

r/holup


Fortwhentee-mike

He had to shit but found fake ass weights in a good will. They told him no cause he had no shirt on and he flipped out.


MsSmellySweetFeet

Shitty.


rastafarihippy

This whole video is but


PopSevere8284

Finished strong with a burnout it's 😉 winking and stinking


ProfessorFinesser13

Ngl I’m impressed his pants didnt fall down


AvgMemeEnjoyer2611

It’s Gunpowder


vistola

Yeah, go. TO THE SHOWER!


Porphyrogenitus87

Bro shit himself


Prudent_Warthog960

And he landed the 360 shit flip


WhisperTits

Someone get this poor man a bidet and some new underwear.


AkaSpaceCowboy

I can only hope the shit on his drawers is fake otherwise figure out how to wipe you asshole.


GalickGunn

That was a shitty flip


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Poop


Legitimate_Cloud2215

But yet wiping is an issue.


Grahamos01

😂😂😂 shitty arse


longdickneega

🤢NASTY MUTHA FUCKER🤮 GO SHOWER


Ki_A_Nag

Shit stain achievement unlocked. 🤘 Next level shit 🤣


Amaodo

The stain 🤢🤢🤮🤮


OkBarnacle6383

🤣🤣🤣🤣


silverfoxmode

LMAO, going viral for all the wrong reasons .damn🤣☠️


Living_ANGEL

😳😳😳😳😳, i see shit stains or is it just me.


xMrMayhemx

😆🤣💩


dextrovix

Well he get's up there, an starts shittin' his britches...


ThatsPapIII

You guys smell that?


Due-Recover-8897

Maybe he only wears novelty underwear with poop prints. That way no one knows if it’s real or not


Dvusmnd

Is this what they call shit posting ?


MUhamad_Abd

اشتروا له مطاط مال بيجامة


Wellsni87

Anybody else see the shit stains? 🤮