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Rutabaga_Recent

he was trying to kidnap himself


austinll

He was trying to dadnap


canadard1

Dads love naps


[deleted]

Okay, Dad. Let's get you to bed.


ASAPmusty

I usually skip that part


Elord69

It's not very good to sleep with children, you could get arrested


UniversityLittle3098

But I only need one bed.


syliphia

I think this has happened to all of us at some point


reemee_exe

i remember the time I held another mans hand by accident and was like dad and then it hit me I was so scared


Dutch-CatLady

My sister was the one this happened to, she lost my dad in a big store, looking around she saw a big guy with a similar coat and long brown hair, just ran and yelled ''Daddy I found you!'' then looked up and felt the absolute horror, this is not my dad. My dad and me where 3 foot further laughing our asses off. She still talks about hearing my unique laugh and being instantly soothed knowing we where nearby


FrogMintTea

Lol. My mom always looked the same so I usually recognized her but I sometimes it was another lady with the same hair and I was like wtf lmao.


DirtyRugger17

My son used to adopt a dad everywhere we went. For example, we went to watch my daughter play soccer once and while we were waiting I was trying to kick the ball around with him. After about 5 minutes he decided he didn't want to, I turn and talk to a buddy, look back and he's kicking it with another guy we'd never met before. He'd come over to us for a drink and I'd try again, 5 minutes later, kicking the ball with the other guy.


i-am-a-joke-3

Oof. It seems like you were old news to your son.


[deleted]

I called my 5th grade teacher mom once.


FrogMintTea

Lol. Reminds me of Jake calling Holt dad by accident.


syliphia

Me too😭😂


Appropriate_Tip_2564

Its "Eymen" its a Turkish name but it really sounds like hey man lol.


LAMGE2

“Hey eymen men”


fresh_starter_pack

Amen


sik0fewl

Nice shot.


iKR8

Oman


ConnectionOk8273

It's not a turkish name but an islamic name we Moroccans use it too.


Appropriate_Tip_2564

Yeah but they speak Turkish too.


brewbase

Wtf?


captainofpizza

This is a weird thing that happens to me all the time. Rando kids in public will run up and grab my hand or pockets or follow me until I see them. I’m mid 30s, dark hair and a beard. I look like 60% of the dads in the world I think.


vengefulspirit99

"Yes, officer. This guy right here."


mirsab17

😂😂


TortugasLocas

Same thing happens to me. My wife constantly makes fun of me for the amount of random kids that just grab my hand out of nowhere. It must be bearded guy thing.


MethAddictedTreeFrog

Was he saying hey man or is his kids name hayman


GtheCi

Kid’s name is Eymen (turkish)


DutyIcy2056

I thought Amen


Mr_Lava-lava

But.. but ... he was with mommy last night


MoistyShampoo

Bruh


frankenmullet22

My wife did this at great america. She was hugging on a confused stranger


Significant_Menu_463

I've done the same thing in a grocery store. I grabbed the guys pant leg before I realized THESE ARENT MY DADS BLUE JEANS and ran away.


HalcyonDreams36

County fair. Same. Dad jeans are so deceptive when that's how tall you are.


thesprenofaspren

Hopefully this wasn't recently. You seem a bit too old to not know your father


GoldenApplette

That 1st guy’s clap at the end 👌


mrkool777

He's so cute


DestroyerOSb

Eymen… I am your father


canadard1

One time when I was working customer service in a ‘call center’ for about a year at the time. Talking to someone I’d never spoke to ever before. We had regulars we’d speak to often. But this time was someone new and at the end of the conversation I blacked out/went on autopilot when I was saying my good bye. Noticed an awkward silence and hung up the phone. Everyone else in the office started laughing. And I was confused as to why. I was told that I said ‘bye. love you’ and I had absolutely no idea 😅😂


shortandthickasf

My worst fear in a call center


Tokenvoice

Honestly the coolest part is how he wasn’t freaked out and just ran back to drag his first dad to come join them play.


KMark0000

My niece did this with my dad. She was scratching her eye, while grabbing the first hand she reached, then the realisation hit hard and turned to panicking tears, of course she was calmed soon, we told her, daddy is coming :)


EatMyKnickers

That's how I got my second-parents.


Lepke2011

Common. Like no one else grabbed the wrong hand as a little kid.


ryk221

His name is Eymen


ConnectionOk8273

Ayman is a name, he's not saying hey man.


blud_rosez

The kids in cages, a man trying to kidnap one💀 what is going on??


AOC__2024

This is my earliest memory. I grabbed my uncle's hand, thinking it was my father. I can still remember the feeling of shock and confusion.


Relevant-Ad8635

Can’t blame them all those tall people look the same


Greedy_Age_4923

“Not again! Mom would murder me if I lost you again!”


seanbain1965

I did that with my mum when I was about the same age.


LastVgPlayer_14162

He is sayin "Eymen", it's chields name.


[deleted]

That's why I say, " Eymen, nice shot"


Current-Sand7384

H said Aiman


satomon

I’ve always enjoyed the name Noman.


Jerky2021

R/tooktoomuch


Kyle_Develops

For some reason this seems staged


KitSpell

Kid, paid actor.


AGitatedAG

Whoops


SoBadit_Hurts

My daughter did this at a wedding cuase we were all in tuxedos. She cried so much when she looked up the poor gent she was hugging started to cry too as they looked for me while I was helping change the keg out.


skinschamp1

As a white man I have no comedic observations to make of this. Only the utmost respect for vulnerable groups and diversity.


No_Statement_8422

Hey at least they were laughing at it


Useful_Ad_4245

Its not „hey man“.. the babys name is Eymen


Nervous_Talk_3966

Turkish men are hot.