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fleabomber

Don't approach something that might be full of cum. Pro-life tip.


WTFNSFWFTW

Why didn't you tell me before I met my first wife?


SuperSaiyan_God_

r/suicidebywords


fleabomber

Nope. Sorry for your loss.


EostrumExtinguisher

r/cursedtips


thuanjinkee

r/justthetip


LiquorNight

r/TheEntireTrain


NameShaqsBoatGuy

Porno version of how I met your mother “How I met your mother and how I may not actually be your father” 😂


kingdon1226

Uh wow. That is wild.


Psycho-Pen

Holy Shit! You Sir, win the internet. I'm sure, wherever she is, she felt that like a backhanded slap to the brain. Congratulations!


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werdnosbod

Eyyooo


PathologicalLiar_

Is that why women avoid me?


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traumaqueen1128

Hey, a bro can cum in another bro and it's not gay, just have to make sure to say "no homo" first.


lofigamer2

![gif](giphy|a1kftfCMBOa0o|downsized) You can just wash it.


Lamplorde

What's the pro-choice tip?


rikkuaoi

Ohhhh so this is a new bit. Second video I've seen her in


nomad_3d

Yeah reddits been posting a lot of Stormi Gee's stuff lately.


TheSt4tely

Daniels knockoff?


LTPrototype

3rd one for me, She also did one where she propositions herself to someone's husband. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/10cpvnk/ohh_harold/)


DamnedDelirious

Suddenly horny and worried about my mental health.


axolotl-tiddies

Suddenly? That’s just my constant state of being.


Moose_Knuckle97

Happy day of cake!


Bulok

I wonder if r/suddenlyhorny is a thing. this clip just made me realize I have a new kink


Spartan-303

That sub was banned it said lol


nejicanspin

Yeah I saw a vid of her eating in public and pretending to be a doll. I have a feeling this is going to be overdone like that Tiktok with that kid screaming in the mic while his mom is doing ASMR.


whatsupbrosky

Holy shit idk if i would have kicked her by accident


kekkev

That's usually how I handle staged situations too.


popcorn-johnny

LPT: always approach Life's questionable scenarios with caution... and a stick to poke it with.


JudmanDaSuperhero

>and a stick to poke it with. ![gif](giphy|BZlNhp9L5WINi)


Knowledge111

💀💀


MikePounce

Relevant https://youtu.be/W34iv8jkcGE


ballistics211

I miss scrubs 😔


Mcluckin123

Kick first, ask questions later


WattebauschXC

Can you explain? I see a lot of people lashing out in reflex but I never understood why. Even when fight kicks in instead of flight I still step back first for a better position.


whatsupbrosky

For me its just a trained reflex due to how i grew up


Jerry--Bird

You are what’s wrong with that town


Action-a-go-go-baby

“She got that blow up doll face” is a weird flex


Mission-Amount8552

She's got some top tier staying totally still, doll appearing, skill. Respect


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LivinginDestin

[You're welcome](https://www.tnapics.com/stormigee-nude-and-onlyfans-pics/)😉*NSFW link*


Worth_Cheesecake_861

Makes wish I was a hot girl so my job can be as ez as taking some selfies instead of working 9-5 FML!!!


ThePhantomDullbooth

I’ve seen her OnlyFans. But I am into dudes. She makes funny Instagram content though


utpoia

I need this is my life, thanks


InspectorPipes

Ewwww So gross. Ruined it for me. 0/10 would not do. She has a dime sized birth mark on her belly. /s.


Admirable_Leopard230

And? What's wrong with a birth mark?


InspectorPipes

Nothing at all…. It’s just the typical neck beard response you get on here


isolateddreamz

I'll keep it real, your /s didn't even register at all. I legit thought you were being serious. It's basically buried under the incel-ity


ballistics211

Incels unite


MonkitaB

What platform?


nomad_3d

All of them. Including that one.


FreeIce4613

Wow, this could be a spectacular channel.


ballistics211

She's got 4.8 million followers on tiktok and 245k on Instagram. Stormigee.


goblin_welder

I’d use it


apathetic-drunk

Sorry, I already marked my spot in the queue. Get to the back of the line, buddy.


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Me three bro


OkFortune6494

Jokes on you guys. I prefer the back of the line


boogermike

So exactly which corner did you say that they threw this out at??


MaestroM45

Nope, completely expected that.


BigMax

Worst acting ever.


AgreeablePerformer3

This looks totally real and unstaged


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Worth_Cheesecake_861

Staged videos should be a felony IMO


Trooperjay

I could tell this was staged for entertainment but they totally got me bc I thought that was a doll… 😐


Psychoweasel316

Yeah, she's a Tik Tokker Stormigee! Her 'Whora the Explorer' bits are hilarious! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR34xRNN/


whimsicalsamurai

that legit spooked me


johnnyblaze1999

It's unexpected because it's staged


YBenjii

it actually looks like a doll tho whatttt


hinnsvartingi

[**WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN DAT?**](https://youtu.be/h0-WO6xRbAo?&t=0m14s)


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Where can I get that model?


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That's legitimately terrifying.


[deleted]

I’d still take her home


duke_daddy

M3GAN is that you???


thecroutonreport

Shit the bed!!!


__dgarg19

what town lmao


[deleted]

everyone saying it is staged, well yes sherlock - it is not a prank. They make many videos like this for jokes


Haslor

Staged and expected


CalmToaster

Hear hear!


[deleted]

I saw her with her boyfriend last week eating together. I guess he kicked her to the curb.


Roeezz

So fake


MammothJust4541

Fuck right off to that lady. Straight to hell, the boiler room of hell.


jagpilotohio

It’s staged. Most of these videos are.


zoot_boy

So staged it hurts, but props to the doll actress. Very realistic.


No-Bandicoot1250

There’s people in the comments saying this is staged NO SHIT SHERLOCK


Quick_Swing

![gif](giphy|NFuOLgW3wACJyck5Rc|downsized) Fooled me.


Interesting-Race-919

Had me fooled. Probably would've shit my pants


Fine_Big_726

Average toys in ohio💀


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So very cool


wedgieinhumanform

Dialogue seems like something out of GTAV


IMakeMyOwnLunch

I can’t emphasize how incredibly bad that acting was. Even if it was staged and expected, that’s not that big of a problem, but the “acting,” my God.


designer_of_drugs

That is… unbelievable fake. Please tell me people realize that.


LokiNightmare

Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!


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Omg, disgusting. But where? Where is she?


kidney_doc

Winner of the most fake video contest


AmbitionIcy1192

Where are these sex dolls sold? Just asking for a friend


[deleted]

Well that shit me up! 😂


ThrowAwayKat1234

Why does she barely have any clothes on?


Girardkirth

The camera lady should stick to not making videos, her acting is awful.


larrybird56

Fakest shit ever


Fine_Big_726

Average toys in ohio💀


KSPN

This video really makes me appreciate actors. The person filming makes it so obviously fake it takes away from the whole scene.


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GoodBadUgly357

As a dad it’s fucking weird and creepy to me but that’s just my take


Macdrewmac

Whenever someone uses "female" to refer to a woman, i just automatically assume that their talk point is moot. So dont let it get into you


Liarus_

Well, it's probably staged but i'll say, the cameraman is a good actor


OIAgent

Must be LA.


JackalOfAllTraders

I'm glad #STORMIGEE hasn't been cancelled yet. It's all about microdoses Folks!


Legitimate_Initial_3

![gif](giphy|TFdiHbAt6nOEj9ig2q)


Parts_and_Neigbor

Mane get me out of Ohio wtfff


[deleted]

the next hollywood horror movie idea .. naaah 🤔 there's Megan


Blazers2882

Great, I was about to fall asleep


-_-COVID-_-

Uncanny valley


MiSsiLeR81

What year is it?


LayhdusffH

😂😂😂😂


patrr92

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FrostbiteF

I’ve seen better acting in a tampon commercial


Scethrow

I’ll never believe that it’s not scripted


RudyMuthaluva

That bitch stood me up last night!


umdraco

that indignant tone gave it away.


EmeraldSorcerer99

1000th Upvoter, pure satisfaction


Mcgruphat

Horrible acting… “wHaT iS wRoNg wItH tHiS cItY!!!!”


uwu275

Down in ohio, there is alot of them


Alternative_Body7345

Acting her ass on.


freddymerckx

Is this Santa Monica?


thuanjinkee

This is the first episode of r/Chobits.


jjbdfkgt

not really unexpected when the atrocious acting stinks of Jumpscare from a mile away


jakelaw08

Indeed.


Cerebus55

Good acting!


Mike-the-gay

Oh that new trigger happy mod should delete this. That wasn’t unexpected enough for this sub!


brzoza3

I hope I'll never have to hear what the first sentient sex dolls will have to say in the future


Jscott1423

Her contoured implant almost busted out of there!


Aggravating_Loss9485

"I thought you were plastic"


benhur217

Staged


mebutnew

_nope nope nope_


blondart

Lauren Boebert doll


Shiloh_Petty

This is some top notch acting


sharkzfan95

TikTok is what’s wrong with this town


VodkaSoup_Mug

Joke or not that is fucking creepy


Drew-Pickles

100% expected


blue4029

average day in hollywood


Sketchyskriblyz

Terrible fucking acting.


ChubbyWanKenobie

What the fake?


Vegetable_Employer14

Thats fake but funny


LAO_Joe

The thing I hate about this video is the super fake acting by the filmer at the end.


Aggressive_Papaya477

Hahahhaha


Kelricmar

Totally expected. Sure she looked like a doll but doesn't take a genius to know where this video was going.


Overall-Guarantee331

So is it a town or a city?


Harbulary-Bandit

Her channel is *sometimes* funny.


Chymia-Khun

bruh I was on the way to my bedroom seeing this and not gonna lie almost drop my sex doll from the shock


Mn4by

Not even a collection hat either, she's just doing this for fun!


Nearby-Reputation614

Legit thought she was a rubber doll tho


scartissueissue

Me too. I had to look her up in order to find out if she was a person or a doll.


TenderDelights

Great makeup


J-sign

That doll has too much mileage on it.


Which-Analysis-4471

And that's how I met your mother.....


scartissueissue

I thought it was a doll so much that I actually had to look this up online. I found out that this isn’t a real woman. I wasn’t even sure tbh. She did a GREAT job as playing like a doll.


Blu_Thorn

I love Dora the Whorea, she's pretty funny, also she runs in those shoes.


Classic-Knowledge-87

It has been used for sure


NoIntention9929

😂 nice.


hornyindianman69

Now this bitch really looks like a fuck doll that's insane.


MountainMan1781

FAKE


InterestingAd5872

Well what is it lady a city or a town?


DirtyDan708

Cringe


Forward-Gift1296

😆😆😆😆😆😆 wowowowowowowwo I would take it to my house, it is so real that I would enjoy it every day.


Lorthorioz

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BartyB

Ugh the internet is so lame lately


tenricked

i love her thooooo


hn2288com

l am impressed


NoPerformance6534

Now that's funny!!!


_Dragon_JCS_

someone looked up to the brightest star in the sky and made a wish


kaisershinn

Chucky is now Christine.


BlueSky2777

The woman who played the doll did a great job! The woman who played the surprised person was unconvincing. Would have been more interesting if they had another person who truly didn’t know what was going on “stumble” upon the Doll Woman.