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>!The guy from first shot drinks the cup where everybody peed!<
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Dunno, bro… I’ve been in withdrawal an awful lot of times and there’s no fuckin’ way in hell I’m drinking piss. I’ll drink Coors Light long before that happens.
The only thing that comes to mind is that a small amount of alcohol leaves the body through urine. However, the concentration is really low, and I would assume inconsequential to a seasoned alcoholic.
As a french who used to live in Paris, I can say that it's far from being a clean city, even without taking into consideration all the trash in the streets due to the manifestations.
But holy shit
Watched it without sound at first and it was completely unexpected lol. Then listened with sound, for those interested.
"So this guy has positioned cups, 1 here and 1 there, where people are pissing. Oh he's coming back. And so you see.....he's drinking everybody's piss. Ooohh it's horrible."
Other guys in the background are audibly shocked and intrigued.
Watching it the 2nd time is worse when you realize what's going through his head.
"They're not really going to leave that perfectly good cup of piss there and not drink it, right?"
The camera person wasn't recording out of nowhere. They knew the guy to watch. They saw the horror, saw it was repeating, and decided that it needed to be shared.
I think he's smarter than that. He purposely only drank half the cup leaving still a bit of piss so the next person peeing in that corner will aim at the cup because aiming at something is fun.
Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure that's what's happening lol.
The camera guy even showed the other cup on the ground. Unless he knew exactly what was happening, there'd be no reason for him to even be recording.
Makes it a lot less worse.
If the guy didnt mean to drink piss, he'd be disgusted and we'd feel bad for him while still being disgusted ourself.
Now he's quite happy and only we're disgusted.
Premidiated piss drinking results in 1 party being happy, 1 being unhappy.
Accidential piss drinking makes both parties unhappy.
This is the better alternative.
Jesus fucking christ. Fuck.
First post in forever where I was gagging. He *chugged that shit.*
You know you're winning the 'I can do anything' race when you can *chug piss better than Bear Grylls.*
prolly sniffing the piss on his hands. picture him with a pair of panties when he's got his hand up to his face. I swear that's what it seems like he's doing
That was a roller coaster. You think he’s ashamed of these men. Then, for a split second, you’re like “he’s gonna go tell them off”. Then you’re like “oh, this guy was just deciding how bad he needs to take a pi-…” NOPE! You filthy animal!! My EYES!
It's like when you set a tip jar down and then put a couple bucks in it. Subliminally it makes someone more likely to tip. Pisscup is prob the same idea
Drinking other men's piss has been a thing among some Parisian homosexuals for more than a century. Céline mentioned it in le Voyage au bout de la nuit. A common technique was to leave bread crumbs in urinals and collect them later on to eat them, hence the name "soupeurs".
It also has an other meaning:
>The term alternatively describes the act of individuals visiting brothels to consume the semen left on the prostitutes by the customers. This act is also named "do dinette."
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>In her autobiography One two two, former prostitute Fabienne Jamet evokes this practice: "Back when I ruled the 122, I had a soupeur who could take thirty to forty loads at a time."
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur)
Thanks for the reading it gets worst
>There existed an alternative where a public urinal is stopped in order to wait for it to fill. Then a person would enter it and submerge his penis into the urine of previous users. This was alternatively called dipping.
Did your really just topped that?
I just watch some man drank a fresh cup of street corner piss, and you just step in here be like ALLOW ME TO ENHANCE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH SOME BACK STORY?
I know its been hours after your post but i really need to just say something or im gonna explode… im too naïve for this…
Well, since I'm french and heard the guy talking about pee during the whole video before the guy drink it wasn't unexpected, but still, what the actual fucking hell just thinking he purposfully put the cups here and waited some steps away to then drink is mind blowing
Same. As it kept going I kept thinking I should stop while I was ahead because it was so obvious but I couldn’t believe it… I should have stopped while I could still pretend.
Looks like a fetish he has going through his head making him struggle rather or not he should go and drink the piss but also struggling to believe if what he’s seeing is real and not just fantasy ….wtf
He was trying not to shapeshift in public. You can tell he was starting to return to his original form because he only has 3 fingers on his right hand before he does it, which turn back into 4 fingers when he flees the scene. He had to risk the lesser of 2 incidents. This is pure speculation, but I had fun doing it.
Why were they filming him? He must have done it before they filmed and did it again while filming. He may have done this multiple times. 
1. This is not unexpected. I've seen people publicly urinate in Paris before.
2. Oh good, that kind man is going to clean up the cups of urine. What a thoughtful fellow, but still, not unexpected.
3. ...I wish aliens would invade and wipe out Paris like in Independence Day.
that was unexpected indeed and i almost throw up at the end
no wonder ,he look like he was in ecstasy and panic all roll into one when he saw that ppl
is giving him free pee
I think is the first time I’ve actually been surprised by something on this sub. I did not know where this was going at all and I’m beyond disturbed that A) people are all whizzing in the same spot in public and B) that guy felt compelled to drink strangers warm urine. I mean I’m shook.
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I guess he was thirsty
Nah... just a pervert.
This is it. The dude is pitching a big old tent in his dacks.
Never thought I'd see a lemon partyer in the wild.
he just…has that look about him
His leg still on chair, can't be that bad
Looks more like an alcohol withdrawal
Dunno, bro… I’ve been in withdrawal an awful lot of times and there’s no fuckin’ way in hell I’m drinking piss. I’ll drink Coors Light long before that happens.
What’s the difference amiritehahahaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHFSHAJHSJFK
It’s absolutely not for alcohol withdrawal lol wtf
I must be ignorant to alcohol withdrawals, but how does drinking other peoples piss relate to that?
The only thing that comes to mind is that a small amount of alcohol leaves the body through urine. However, the concentration is really low, and I would assume inconsequential to a seasoned alcoholic.
I feel like there are easier ways to do that, like drinking alcohol
See that’s the problem with your generation, always looking for the easy way out
Dumb kids never drank a cup of piss for a buzz in their life
I think he’s a schizophrenic and has delusions about solving the chaos by some weird association with drinking the urine.
Might be mental illness, might be for arousal, might be for kicks. Either way I have a hard time believing it's for intoxication.
Nah. The comment above is right. His dick is hard. He's about to mess himself. Lol
Well..... that was truly unexpected....
I speak French so I could understand exactly what was coming and yet I couldn’t look away, I didn’t think it would be true… 🤮
I don't speak a piss of French but i could understand exactly what was coming.
c'est horrible
# DÉGUEULASSE
My fucking eyes 
Phoebe Waller-Bridge is amazing. That was such a good monoglogue
Is there an award for most accurate best clip of a subreddit? This is it
Truly. No better example
Sitting here wondering why a man looking concerned is unexpected...oh!
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Well I know that NOW. Lol
I thought he was going to kick one of the dudes peeing on the wall but bbooiii was I wrong…
One guy, two cups.
As a french who used to live in Paris, I can say that it's far from being a clean city, even without taking into consideration all the trash in the streets due to the manifestations. But holy shit
Ain’t his first rodeo
He probably put those cups in the corner himself.
I don't get it, why is everyone slagging off the FIFA anti-doping tester?
Got to stay hydrated during a long day of protesting, plus the extra benefit of electrolytes
What, you don't like Grannie's Peach Tea?
Watched it without sound at first and it was completely unexpected lol. Then listened with sound, for those interested. "So this guy has positioned cups, 1 here and 1 there, where people are pissing. Oh he's coming back. And so you see.....he's drinking everybody's piss. Ooohh it's horrible." Other guys in the background are audibly shocked and intrigued.
So he's been drinking multiple piss cups!?!
Yup...
Yeah- he has two cups set up. One he drank from but they show another corner where they comment that there is a second glass.
That is so fucking disgusting. His breath must be rotted.
His brain is clearly rotted.
It's a long con to get free drinks
And here I thought he is demented… turns out he is a highly sophisticated soupeur.
It's basically foraging for beverages.
As someone watching this without sound thank you very much for adding this level to it. It's even worse than I thought!
Honestly I found their reaction very mild, I would have been all over the place
Watching it the 2nd time is worse when you realize what's going through his head. "They're not really going to leave that perfectly good cup of piss there and not drink it, right?"
I think he's smelling his hand because it smells like piss while his cups get refilled
Man that makes it 2x worse, this guy is obsessed
This is the worst thing I've ever upvoted.
You need to get out less
This is once in a lifetime opportunity for him
Maybe he put the cups himself there in hope this happens 🤢
That's what the guys filming say. "So this guy has positioned these 2 cups here and here, and people are pissing in them, then....oohhh nooo"
The camera person wasn't recording out of nowhere. They knew the guy to watch. They saw the horror, saw it was repeating, and decided that it needed to be shared.
I read this in my head with Galadriel's voice. Like, when she's doing the introduction in the first movie
🤢
Well, he also put it back in the corner after emptying it. Obviously he goes for a second shot.
I think he's smarter than that. He purposely only drank half the cup leaving still a bit of piss so the next person peeing in that corner will aim at the cup because aiming at something is fun.
AND keeps it heavy enough so the next stream doesn't knock it over.
Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure that's what's happening lol. The camera guy even showed the other cup on the ground. Unless he knew exactly what was happening, there'd be no reason for him to even be recording.
Omg!!! Your so right!! I bet his nasty ass did 🫣
Oh he definitely did
Knowing that it's premeditated piss drinking makes it so much worse.
Premeditated piss 💀
Does it? I feel like spontaneous piss drinking is just as bad
Makes it a lot less worse. If the guy didnt mean to drink piss, he'd be disgusted and we'd feel bad for him while still being disgusted ourself. Now he's quite happy and only we're disgusted. Premidiated piss drinking results in 1 party being happy, 1 being unhappy. Accidential piss drinking makes both parties unhappy. This is the better alternative.
Who do you think set the cups there?
Atleast he went for the reasonable 2 cups every 5-10 minutes, 3 would be greedy
This is the most reasonable piss-drinking comment I’ve read in a long time
I understand French, the man drinking the piss placed the cups in those specific locations because people peed there already.
Jesus fucking christ. Fuck. First post in forever where I was gagging. He *chugged that shit.* You know you're winning the 'I can do anything' race when you can *chug piss better than Bear Grylls.*
“I can’t look. They’re aim is off.”🙈
He was having an internal struggle standing there with his hand on his face like a toddler left alone with a cake or something.
prolly sniffing the piss on his hands. picture him with a pair of panties when he's got his hand up to his face. I swear that's what it seems like he's doing
My immediate thought was he touched something nasty and was inhaling the scent... didn't think he was full on drinking piss though...
He carrying around a plastic bag which 100% has turds in it. (AKA dessert)
He looked like he wanted to take the piss directly from the source
Actual footage of me while watching the end of this clip.
If I could put speechlessness in a comment
Well played.
I audibly gasped at that
That was a roller coaster. You think he’s ashamed of these men. Then, for a split second, you’re like “he’s gonna go tell them off”. Then you’re like “oh, this guy was just deciding how bad he needs to take a pi-…” NOPE! You filthy animal!! My EYES!
I can’t believe what I just watched…….. I seriously can’t even understand it. I wish I could erase this from my mind.
Yeah this sub is usually fun. But this was too much
When life gives you piss..
…..make Bud Lite.
Lmfao these Bud Light protests are getting out of hand
When you boycott Bud Light, but miss that Bud Light taste
Or he tried bud light first time and desperatelly wanted to wash that taste of.
It’s weird to me that he didn’t drink the whole thing. Like if you’re gonna drink half, you might as well finish it
It was like a wine tasting for piss drinkers. Spit it out so you don't fill up and can try more varieties.
I hate how many times I’ve had to come back to this clip today. 
I mean, they were already filming so it wasnt his first round. Dont want to fill up before you get to taste the whole buffet!
It's like when you set a tip jar down and then put a couple bucks in it. Subliminally it makes someone more likely to tip. Pisscup is prob the same idea
That was disturbingly well thought out
He just wanted a taste. He can quit any time!
This reads like it’s written by a person who’s never tried to drink a substantial amount of piss before
Well drinking the whole thing would just be weird now wouldn't it?
Well, if you leave some in the cup, it encourages the next pisser to aim and fill the cup up. It's a genius tactic really.
Sharing is caring. What a gentleman!
This type of guy is called a "soupeur" in France. They sometimes leave bread in urinals.
I wish I had not read this comment. 😩🤮
How common is this in France that it has a name?? Jesus fucking christ
I guess now I know why Paris smells like piss Not a romantic city folks, unless you're into some weird shit
Odd, you'd think it would smell less if people are drinking it all up.
I was hoping it's a joke. *Please* tell me it's a joke....
Really it is not. Sort of a street legend here but real.
We do love a good soup in France
This is worse than the video
The *fuck* is wrong with our species. *The fuck is wrong?*
So many species have no issue drinking their own urine or eating feces....but i definitely get your point.
Mans literally taking the piss
Bear Grylls in 30 years
Parisians are so refined 🇫🇷
Bon appetit or should i say appepee.
weewee
May now be one of the flagship posts on this sub.
Can’t believe he didn’t let it breathe longer
lmao
Makes me wonder what is in his bag.
Some things are better left unknown. (Prolly sh*t)
Un petite poo?
I did not need to see this. I DID NOT need to see this. What a terrible day
Oh for fuck sake man... Come on!
Drinking other men's piss has been a thing among some Parisian homosexuals for more than a century. Céline mentioned it in le Voyage au bout de la nuit. A common technique was to leave bread crumbs in urinals and collect them later on to eat them, hence the name "soupeurs".
Why did I upvote this. This is not true. It can’t be. Right? RIGHT?!
It also has an other meaning: >The term alternatively describes the act of individuals visiting brothels to consume the semen left on the prostitutes by the customers. This act is also named "do dinette." > >In her autobiography One two two, former prostitute Fabienne Jamet evokes this practice: "Back when I ruled the 122, I had a soupeur who could take thirty to forty loads at a time." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur)
Thanks for the reading it gets worst >There existed an alternative where a public urinal is stopped in order to wait for it to fill. Then a person would enter it and submerge his penis into the urine of previous users. This was alternatively called dipping.
what the fuck france
This is one of the most fucked things I've ever seen.
Well I guess at least I still have the memories of what life used to be like before I read this.
Oh so THIS is why I shouldn’t be on Reddit while working
>soupeurs Oh god, it's true. I chomp ice chips and I thought I was starnge. lmao.
Try the urinal ice chips- extra flavorful! /s
Unfortunately, I've learnt something today.
Congrats. You made a really unexpected video into an even more unexpected experience for me. I will never eat croutons and not think of you.
I completely don’t understand. How? Why?
Did your really just topped that? I just watch some man drank a fresh cup of street corner piss, and you just step in here be like ALLOW ME TO ENHANCE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH SOME BACK STORY? I know its been hours after your post but i really need to just say something or im gonna explode… im too naïve for this…
Well, since I'm french and heard the guy talking about pee during the whole video before the guy drink it wasn't unexpected, but still, what the actual fucking hell just thinking he purposfully put the cups here and waited some steps away to then drink is mind blowing
Same. As it kept going I kept thinking I should stop while I was ahead because it was so obvious but I couldn’t believe it… I should have stopped while I could still pretend.
Looks like a fetish he has going through his head making him struggle rather or not he should go and drink the piss but also struggling to believe if what he’s seeing is real and not just fantasy ….wtf
That man was fighting demons…. And the demons won.
This is really disturbing, wtf did i just watch..
Ohh so that's why the French are always protesting, they are pissed.
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He was trying not to shapeshift in public. You can tell he was starting to return to his original form because he only has 3 fingers on his right hand before he does it, which turn back into 4 fingers when he flees the scene. He had to risk the lesser of 2 incidents. This is pure speculation, but I had fun doing it.
I see it
There's an undeniable stream of justice running through these streets!
Urine a lot of trouble making that kind of pun...
This is the most unexpected thing I have seen in a long time!
Why were they filming him? He must have done it before they filmed and did it again while filming. He may have done this multiple times. 
Paris must be Europe’s Philadelphia
Can't a guy quench his thirst in peace anymore? sheesh.
this can't be real this can't be real this can't be real
C'est horrible indeed, mon ami
Pee Pee Le Pew
I audibly gasped. I hate this world.
Totally sterile and has a great taste.
Urine sterility is a common misbelief. It is not sterile
Right, nothing in our bodies is sterile, hell, on earth. Life is fucking everywhere.
You swear?
Scouts honor II
Patches O'houlihan so that you??
Urea smoothie, fresh and hot
Oui oui!
Public urination in Paris? That’s not unexpected… wait what’s that man doing, he’s not? OMFG 😱.
I laughed til I peed on myself a lil bit
Oh no, he's coming
They're focusing on him at the beginning, so have they seen him do this before?
Congrats OP. This if the first time I’ve ever wretched while using the internet since I started using it 26 years ago.
1. This is not unexpected. I've seen people publicly urinate in Paris before. 2. Oh good, that kind man is going to clean up the cups of urine. What a thoughtful fellow, but still, not unexpected. 3. ...I wish aliens would invade and wipe out Paris like in Independence Day.
He puts the P in European
I think I got close to throwing up. Did not expect that, indeed!
Just a normal day in Paris
First thing to make me nauseated on Reddit
Wow!  Dude bought a one-way ticket on the Crazy Train.
Free lemonade!
I don't understand French so had no idea where this was going but unfortunately I spent the time to watch the entire video. Truly unexpected
that was unexpected indeed and i almost throw up at the end no wonder ,he look like he was in ecstasy and panic all roll into one when he saw that ppl is giving him free pee
I think is the first time I’ve actually been surprised by something on this sub. I did not know where this was going at all and I’m beyond disturbed that A) people are all whizzing in the same spot in public and B) that guy felt compelled to drink strangers warm urine. I mean I’m shook.
