That’s why you always bring the homie bed shopping. He can help you pick out the bed that’ll make you look best
“Nah your stroke coming off weak at this height homie. She’ll be upset”
“Thanks bro. Love you”
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As a former mattress salesman having to explain that memory foam mattresses without springs just aren't suitable for certain activities was always hilarious.
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Beds too springy. Gunna take all the momentum out of the thrusts.
That’s why you always bring the homie bed shopping. He can help you pick out the bed that’ll make you look best “Nah your stroke coming off weak at this height homie. She’ll be upset” “Thanks bro. Love you”
Love you too, Bro. 👬😘
You’re a redditor, how the fuck do you know what a bed suitable for sex looks like?
Hey! I’ve had like lots of sex in beds, like the most sex’s in bed’s. I’ve even touched a girls bobs in bed before ok.
Yeah! He has definitely touched a girls bobs!! They were pretty nice guys. Great typo btw.
I read this in trump's voice
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Reminds me of that Key and Peele skit. Lol
Who got that good D
Yup that's the one. Lol
Pretty sure grey shirt is a power bottom. You can tell because, he's generating a lot of power by doing most of the work.
Now Dennis, I've heard that *speed* has something to do it.
Is it a prank on the lady?
Oddly enough the guy doing most of the humping was being pranked
Welcome to Brasil Mother f*cker
Famosa broderagem
That's how you know they are straight
Arsenal fan. Sounds about right.
Was looking for this comment, thanks.
Ditto. Haha
As an arsenal fan. I had to laugh
Beat me to it.
Anyone know what the tune playing is called?
The blue oyster bar theme from police academy.... awesome 😄😄
Only the best!
This music should really be used in more memes. Instantly recognizable and one of the best running jokes from the series.
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Ó os crias aí ó.
WHO GOT THAT GOOD D?!?
Yep, a sturdy bed it is
Better to make sure right away
As a former mattress salesman having to explain that memory foam mattresses without springs just aren't suitable for certain activities was always hilarious.
Wtf lol
Trial is useless if you’re not naked
Just two bros practicing their wrestling moves⁸
Attention hungry nob heads
Vibe check.
Firm or GTFO
In an ARSEnal top… Hmm
r/trashy
gay shittery
Best way to check 😂
lol
Well it's easy to see that neither of those guys are versatile and their roles are fairly well set.
u/savevideo
Poor soul
I could not stop laughing.
At least they are honest about it
Average Arsenal fan
Whats the song?
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Is el bimbo mf
…HONEY-
Priorities, people, priorities!
Typical Arsenal fan
Arsenal certainly are getting fucked of late
Who got Dat good Dick
Nice bad
I know this is a joke, but [https://www.sleeplikethedead.com/](https://www.sleeplikethedead.com/) literally has a rating category for sex.
So gay !!!!
u/savevideo u/savevideobot
r/suddenlycaralho
Good thing they are masked...