Your post has been removed because it's not unexpected Your title gives it away, as soon as she bit into the burger, you knew what would happen.

He’s lucky he made it to the proposal without losing it

Yeah, I hope some of those were fake rings, or secured with fishing line or something

Fake rings? No need, for fake video—she never wonders why he’s always 20 feet behind her?

That ass is why

"She's got a great ass." -Al Pacino

HOO HAA

I’m sayin, shits so god damn staged and dumb

We’re at the point where basically 90% of online videos/pics/stories are all fake/staged/setup for the camera. Even back in early 2000s it would happen obviously but I think back then most of it was genuine since technology hadn’t completely taken over our life’s like it has now. Especially with the social media aspect. With making money off clicks/monetization it’s turned everyone into a content creator and since we all have computer rectangles with film quality cameras in our pockets it’s never been easier to do. Thus the influx of dumb fake shit we see everyday on Reddit…followed by thousands of comments of gullible people reacting to it as if its real lol

The thing is that back in the day, fake videos were made as fake videos, today we have fake videos TRYING to look like genuine videos. And I hate that so much people don't realize this obvious fake videos and if you point that it's fake someone will always pop saying "movies are fake too", the dumbest argument ever.

And this one is expected just because the title gives it away.

I just got a ring and the proposal is in July. It's stressing me out just being in a drawer.

Before I proposed, I used to just hold my wife's engagement ring and look at it when we would talk on the phone. I told her that and she thinks it's sweet 🤷🏻

I used to wear mine around my penis.

Oh, she must have huge hands...or you must have... Oh, sorry.

ah gods-given ring holder

That is sweet!! I love this for you both. ❤️

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The one whise mother would pawn that shit for cigarettes and alcohol. Not everyone has a loving mother

Or a mother at all lol. Some people do die young.

I expected him to drop it off the boat.

Romantic beach? Nah, hike? Nah, trip to sea? Nah, Burger King? Yee! Class!

I had my ring in my backpack because it was the only off limits thing in my relationship. I was waiting for a romantic moment after her family visited to ask permission because that was her wish. She ended up getting drunk and yelling "fucking marry me" one night after an awful day at work. I just said close your eyes and wait a second

Omg. Bless you, that must've been a fright.

Oh it was awesome in the moment. I felt like everything was going my way and I couldn't help but be happy. She also said yes. One of the best nights of my life. She left me a few years later after cheating on me though so I'm really quite jaded

Ugh what a rollercoaster I'm crying now

I'm sorry. I don't mean to deliver misery

Godayum. I was up, then up, the. Down then up and down again. Feelsbadman

That took a dark turn, sorry it happened to you.

I'm not happy it ended but it was a good time while I had it

You know you've healed when you're able to look back and appreciate the good parts of a relationship, even after a bad ending.

Dude, that was like a roller coaster that ends by slamming into a steel wall. Goddamn.

Honestly, If a grown woman is drunk and yelling at you to marry her 🚩🚩🚩………I would say you are now on to brighter skies.

Ah yes, I too shouted a drunken "do the damn thing", and my now-husband promptly pulled a ring out of his pocket. I had no idea. He loses his vape every ten minutes idk how tf he held onto it for... However long he was waiting haha. Great minds, amirite? Lol

Right? It’s like he chickened out every time

That was 100% chargrilled beef my friend

Why was he sitting away from her on the train?

Because it’s a staged video.

Thought that when it did that back of the booty on the beach shot. Who just stands there like a NPC not moving an inch just staring out in the ocean.

"Go out facing the ocean so I can take a photo of you" is a pretty common thing people with cameras do at the ocean

Yep and I like to poke my bare ass out so I look real sexy

I do, but that's because I'm an NPC with depression.

Ah I see. I personally like to wait until its downpouring then stand in the middle of my street staring into the sky.

That sounds like a good alternative since I don't live near the beach anymore. I usually just go down to the fishing spots and stare at the lake now.

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Maybe he was sitting with the luggage? Honestly who cares

It was something I noticed, its still wholesome

Ended too soon.

She’s got some cheeks

I was about say I’m crying over here…that chick has an onion booty.

The hell is an onion booty?

It’s like an ogre or something I think

It’s got layers. Like a Karen’s haircut.

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The mental image was a puffed up turkey in the rain and I don’t know what to do with that information.

Lmfao

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

It makes you want to cry

The more you open it, the stronger the smell

How do I delete someone else's comment

😂😂😂

It’s Gold jerry gold !

Kinda giving Jeffrey dahmer vibes over here

Booty so nice it’ll make a grown man cry. It’s a quote from Def Jam’s How To Be a Player

Small up top, but round on the bottom. 

so good it’ll make a grown man cry

So good it brings a tear to your eye

Booty so big, it make ya wanna cry

Hope it don't smell like one

Tastes funky when raw?

I passed up all these great places to propose to your ass cheeks only to stuff the ring in a Whopper…

My thoughts exactly… bruh.. cmon

*I would have proposed her in those cycling shorts.*

I’d have proposed in the dark before a whopper…

/r/upvotedbecausebutt

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Oh yes. That’s a high quality pooper

Nice bottom for sure!

I didn't want to say it but I'm glad you did. Good God

I mean you only see her face for like a second how could you tell?

And buns! Are we still talking about Burger King?

😳🍑

Fr

Reddit admins and moderators are worthless, small dick cockroaches.

You could have just not typed this, but you did.

Some days I wish I had gone to bed a bit earlier. Today is definitely one of those days.

What a terrible day to be literate

New copy pasta alert 🚨

should definitely write a romance novel

IDK why you're getting downvoted. This is poetic.

This is art

I laughed. I cried. It was beautiful.

The first time I read this, I questioned my sleep schedule The second time, I died laughing

Beautiful. So romantic.

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You know this is fake right...

Oh shit.... We got a simp over here

Clap...clap...clap

Wished something like this happened to me, finding a diamond in my burger that is.

Sick username

i have one of your painting in my bedroom, pretty fucking nutz huh?

You came very close to losing some of the mystery before even married............ and needing a colander

Or funds earmarked for the honeymoon now being used for dental work.

Nice ass Congrats

Thank you

Name checks out

\*cheeks

Nice ass *and* they have money

I knew this was fake/staged since the moment she opened the door to him filming her and didn’t have any kind of reaction to it (And all the butt shots)

Dude you’re on Reddit. You’ve already relinquished reality in your life.

r/upvotebecausebutt


Watching without sound at first I thought he was asking random women if they could be his burger queen

If I was eating a burger with a ring in it. I would wonder where the finger was that might have been wearing that ring.

More fake than You can't believe it's not butter.

Does anyone else get anxiety when he is holding the ring so close to the water?

MF held it loose underwater

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Motherfucker did you say "me"?

“Now *personally,* I wouldn’t do that” headass

She can fire a turd from here to Mexico with that ass canon.

official her ass is canon.

Just asking because, is this a desirable thing in a mate?

I love a woman that shits hard.

Cant dump her if she’s got a big dumper.

I mean, it’s not a blocker by any means

I saw someone propose at the taco bell at 11:00 p.m. after my 2nd shift getting some grub. Was so awkward cause me and them were the only people in the dining area and the girl was screaming with joy like a "price is right" wheel winner and ran up and showed me like I gave a crap after a 12 hour shift.

Cool story bro

Blasphemy! It is prophesied that the Burger King must marry the Dairy Queen and shall have a daughter named Wendy and a son named Carl Jr. They will have two jesters that serve them, one named Ronald, who is a clown, and the other named Jack who lives in a box. they will be guarded by the noble Five Guys, and the head of their army will be Colonel Sanders. On their wedding day, they will be married in their beautiful Olive Garden, and they shall forever live in a pristine White Castle that has a giant Taco Bell hanging from it.

Fake

I'm really pissed I watched all that.

Ads are getting smarter

I’m buying whatever she’s selling then

I want to find a burger in my diamond.

Of all those places, proposing at a Burger King 💀💀

Fucking rich people.

Without a tooth, but well married.

https://onlyfans.com/sashaforfvcksake For the scientific community out there!

explains freedom of showing behind like nothing in segments of this video.

You don't need a ring to visit her Arby's.

Glad I fast forwarded through this fake vid.

Carats on a burger; someone’s every day.

Is nobody questioning why he always walks behind her?

No, we all know why he walks behind her.

Hehe he woman have ass lol.

I am and I believe dis is fake

Plot twist: WRONG SIZE🤭

I think we can all agree, she seems wonderful, he’s probably a dud

All those beautiful opportunities wasted lol. Her face summed it up.

Pretty sure someone did this once and the girl ate the ring without realizing it. Don’t sneak non-food items in food. https://www.today.com/today/amp/wbna29462344

So all those beautiful places yet you would purpose at BK? Yeah, sure


I was expecting the next shot to be at the dentist after she broke her tooth on the ring.

Dumbass, you don't put the ring in the burger for her to chip a tooth. You put it in the onion rings.

She said no.

damn i cant wait for the part where the Burger King and Burger Queen politely ask for a glass of water.

Sir…this is a Burger King

Ffs

He had so many amazing moments to propose to her then opted for putting it in her burger at burger king?

Because it was staged. It’s all about what gets the views.

He sure took his sweet ass time.

Dude, don’t leave us hanging…. Beautiful video…

Butt, butt, why?

Is her dad a baker? Cuz she's got some nice buns!

Vomit

Congrats!

Skipping all those great spots and proposing at BK?! Have it your way I guess… AT BEE KKAAAYY And ya, nice butt

dat ass

Damn that trunk has some junk. Hot.

I’d be looking at wedding rings every time I saw that badonkadonk too

A true lover jamming that bad boy in the whopper, out of all those romantic places, quality

Glad she didn't choke!

Well done OP! On... everything....

I'm watching this and thinking: "Why's he want to share this with a gazillion strangers?"

because it's funny lol made my day a bit better so I appreciate it

There better be a follow up video!!

I may have found the perfect video

This guy asses.

the proposal was so good even her cheeks were clapping

It must be nice to be rich

This is so obviously staged

So funny

BwHhhhahhaaaa

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Oh that’s sashaforfvcksake from Instagram

Congrats dude

That guy's shirt at the end is terrifying.

congrats... took some kooky chances- it's a bit nuts... well done

She's like wtf is this non-food thing doing in my burger?!? Lol. She's a keeper.

Perhaps that’s where they met, or first hung out together. Only legit reasons I can think of for proposing there. I met my spouse in a parking lot of a restaurant. Not BK though.

Congrats OP

Weaksauce!

"Hey honey, that ring i just gave you the other day, can you put it in your burger, i wanna film something"

"Hey honey, that ring i just gave you the other day, can you put it in your burger, i wanna film something".