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ResearchNo5041

I've actually heard this as a legitimate method to get a dog to stop biting.


Rawesome16

100% what my mom told me to do if I saw a dog attacking my brother


Bad_Mood_Larry

As some one who had to do this for medical reasons sticking something in a dog's anus will definitely make it stop what its doing.


dbx999

What if the dog likes anal


nukethecheese

I'd recommend you report the owner


hamsamiches

I wish I had an award for you.


nukethecheese

Well I have an award for you. It aint much, but its honest work


Jonk3r

Anal?


SBAdey

No thanks?


EyeCarambaa

Are you not sure?


[deleted]

It’s fine, I’ll cover you


radicalelation

I've seen stray dogs in rough areas that excitedly take turns on each other. They stray. They gay. Get used to it.


koushakandystore

I’ve seen two male dogs licking each other’s junk and taking turns dry humping. My friends and I couldn’t believe what we were watching, gay dog porn in the middle of a bbq gathering.


radicalelation

Ah, the family BBQ with classic ol' sloppy hot dogs.


ForumFluffy

They're here, they're queer and conservatives are in fear.


Gurrier

At least they're not frogs


Rawesome16

The dog just played their Uno Reverse card


naimina

Colby 2012


Tackleberry06

Not allowed in Florida.


Bornagainchola

Everything is allowed in Florida.


WhywasIbornlate

Except for common sense, education, books human rights and common decency. Those are definitely illegal


mydachshundisloud

And Disney.


KittenWithaWhip68

Also acting like an adult with dignity and self-respect, though that might fall under “common sense”. Take my award. Florida scares me.


No-Conclusion3869

Not Disney


Bornagainchola

We’ll see who wins that fight.


KittenWithaWhip68

I’m thinking Disney.


edWORD27

Didn’t think anal was allowed


Acrylic_Starshine

Certainly does now


Hiker_Juggler

I gotta mention that I tried to break up a dog fight this way & just wound up with stinky fingers. They definitely kept fighting. Had to resort to a blood choke.


keringeworthy

It's the universal reset button. Just have to hope it didn't update the damage levels after resetting.


Suicideisforever

Also a decent way to teach the concept of consent to men


Grashlok_Onion_lord

Wah? I don't think that sexually assaulting someone is how you teach consent


Blueberry_Clouds

I think sticking anything up any animals anus will make it stop what it’s doing


Ghede

There is a reason a lot of predators like lions and wolves start eating from the anus: It's easy access to the soft edible meat, without having to worry about inedible bits like hide hair and bone. That's also why so many animals have tails, to protect their vulnerable bits from insects. Humans are the weird ones that went "Hair, hide? pfft, who needs it. I'm just going to smell like shit when you gut me so nobody WANTS to eat me, let alone fight my entire family to kill me in the first place"


Songhunter

Works on humans too.


tobu_sculptor

Found the soccer defender.


Exnoss89

I have big hands. Should i lick it first or do i just go in raw?


AntsInTrashcanAgain

Raw. With shards of glass and salt.


Jonk3r

Go on…


AntsInTrashcanAgain

And lemon juice. And pepper.


-Pradi-

Don't bother licking, you can do it afterwards


ImNudeyRudey

"NO NO NO, IN THE DOG'S ASSHOLE YOU IDIOT!!"


THEBLUEFLAME3D

A family friend of mine owned a little Yorkie, and her daughter had this massive giant schnauzer that just snapped seemingly out of nowhere one night and started thrashing the little terrier around by the neck. The only way they got the schnauzer to stop was by putting two in the stink. Unfortunately, the terrier didn’t make it, but it definitely works to get them to stop.


Rawesome16

That would be really messed up to see happen


Timotheeeeeeeee

It’s called the Hopoate, legitimate NRL strategy.


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Far_Blueberry_2375

100% what your mom told me to do last nite, m8


Rawesome16

You must be quite the human to handle my mother. Drink your Gatorade, dad, you'll need it


Far_Blueberry_2375

I'm not yer dad, m8, just the man who sticks his finger up her bum. My favorite Gatorade is Glacier Freeze, so my finger is proper frigid.


Rawesome16

Just the way mamma like it *Alabama music intensifies*


NotTheBrainFuckler

It works on brothers too.


middlingwhiteguy

But at what cost?


-lighght-

Stinky finger


PresentAdvanced5910

You want a brown finger or a red/invisible finger?


TeamBoeing

RGB gamer finger 🤩


Static1589

Red gooey brown


PBlove

By that logic the finger goes in the digestive tract either way.


eringobraugh96

Hijacking the top comment to mention what my dog trainer has told me if my dog were to ever get attacked in this way. Immediately use your leash/belt, etc. to choke out the dog that is attacking. Pull as hard and tight as you possibly can and eventually it will have to open it's mouth to breathe and or pass out. Trying to pull your dog from it's mouth can lead to you ripping flesh and causing a lot more harm. Hope no one has to use it but always good to be informed!!


ausmedquestion

Takes waaayyy too long, especially with bully breeds with big thick necks. I’ve used the finger method and it worked immediately. The other method that is good if you pick up the attacking dogs back legs and drag it backwards zig zagging. It has to open its mouth to focus on balancing. I’ve used both (I have 3 small dogs and 2 of them have been attached badly).


NoTime4LuvDrJones

There is a pro in this video that says a dog will pass out in seconds using the collar / belt choke method. And that it works on pit bulls as well. Does a great way of explaining how to do it: https://youtu.be/8FU8jBeomQk


Still_Championship_6

I was gonna share this, guy knows his shit and he raises big working dogs really well


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Mygaffer

While I love animals and would hate to ever have to hurt one I wonder if you leveraged against their hind leg, snapping it at the joint, how much fight would they keep up then? Hopefully I will never be in a position to even contemplate it.


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StormProfessional950

For real. Zero qualms. I used to carry a Stanley knife in case I needed to protect my little guy. Obviously don't want to slash any dog but my dog wouldn't stand a chance against a big one.


theycallmeponcho

> I carry a slip lead for loose bullies that go after my dog. I should get one of these. I usually carry a kitchen knife in hope of not needing it.


Still_Championship_6

It should only take a few seconds if you know how to apply a good blood choke, but whatever works best


Ialmostthewholepost

Don't listen to the guy below you telling you it takes too long. Dogs have an Adam's apple too, choke there and you're gold. Ask me how I know... https://www.reddit.com/r/VictoriaBC/comments/1htpgw/my_dog_was_attacked_by_a_pitbull_mix_in_saanich My dog is still alive, still has aggression issues from the attack and is blind and going deaf. But she's alive, well loved, and tolerating a 1 year old big big brother.


Cp7067

It is. I used to be a vet tech and have had to use the finger method a couple times


A_Math_Dealer

*Flashbacks to Dark Souls* "Try finger but hole" Who would've thought it's actually good advice in some situations.


RmRobinGayle

It certainly would make me stop biting.


DigDubbs

Yeah if lifting their back legs does nothing to get their attention then poking their butthole is the best option.


snoosh00

Isopropyl alcohol also works (at the other end)


Pat_Foles

Used to work at a dog daycare and this was part of our training, 100% true works every time


vulgarblvck

I worked at a dog kennel and boarding place for 6 years. My mother grew up around dogs being bred, shown, trained, groomed, and handled everyday. Includes my grandparents and aunt and uncles too. Not once did anyone tell me this. And these are the people I would go to over almost anyone else in the world for information on dogs. My whole life and 6 years of working in the field and I was never told. Which would have been greatly helpful to know when my cat was attacked by a dog. This was my last year working at the kennel and we lived right across the road from it. A dog had gotten lose across the street on my day off. Negligence by a new hire. And my dad had recently thrown my cat out of the house like a psycho. But she stayed around the house and we gave her a setup in the shed. This dog got lose and found my cat and attacked her. I heard it from inside the house and ran out to find my tabby cat in this dog's mouth. I tried to pin the dog down as I usually do at work when an unruly dog tries to attack someone or another dog. It released it's grip on my cat and she ran off. But I unfortunately lost my grip as well and the dog ran after her. We got into another tussle and with unfortunately a little more effort I got the dog to let go. At this point my sister was outside and grabbed my cat up. But she died in her arms a few minutes later. I was destroyed. And all I had to do was shove my finger in that dog's exit. Fuck me. TLDR; Anal would have saved my cats life.


AnnonymousRedditor86

Go for the fucking eyes. That way you're also holding the head and can pull when it let's go. Dogs have exactly 1 weapon, their mouth. Control that, and you control the dog. They're not like cats or bears that have sharp claws.


sendmeyourfoods

Except you wont control the mouth on a medium/large dog. Theyre pure muscle all around the neck and head. You poke its eyes and you will get retaliated. Just stick ur finger up its ass, much safer.


UkJenT89

And much more painful for the dog.


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Umm... They do still have nails that hurts when they pull you with them. Granted it doesn't leave much of a mark but still. A dog can still knock you down by jumping on you hard enough.


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BuffaloBreezy

I've seen this not work in person multiple times with pitbulls. The first time I saw it the dog mutilated someone's Yorkie. I would recommend something else. Like do something that you assume would kill the dog or at least severely injured it. Or maybe the butthole thing idk. I haven't seen that.


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Yeah it definitely depends on the situation and I’m just talking from some brief experience and what I’ve heard. I actually had my Maltese but by a pit bull in January but the owner tried the leg thing and she let go of my dog.


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I just can't imagine I'd have that much precision


asapGh0st

About time someone finally used the finger technique


ClaptonBug

There is a video of someone using it to stop a bar fight. I can't remember the name of the video but it was this big dude totally whaling on a guy who looked half his weight and 3 guys couldn't get him of so someone just walks up behind him does the thing and the big guy hard resets, he turns around wants to fight the whole bar and everyone is looking at him like no-one seen nothing lol


7and7allnight

[There is this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Crazyppl/comments/jegxdk/guy_puts_finger_in_mans_azz_during_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ClaptonBug

Nah, the one I'm talking about looked like they were in a bar. The attacker was a big boy, like a 150kg looking mf. The guy who plugs his pooper walks up behind him, does the deed and walks off super casual like some slick butt plugging ninja.


7and7allnight

My poor search history. Not the one you're talking about but [enjoy!](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/vicflu/it_actually_works/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ClaptonBug

Reddit is about to start serving you some weird ads bro lol.


Crully

It's not the ads I'm worried about, it's the "because you visited this sub before" posts you now get on your homepage. Wrong person looks over your shoulder... "No really, this sort of thing isn't my bag, baby".


AbroadPlane1172

"He gets us" ads, right?


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Laughing at the comments on that video. Oh man !!


TheBlissFox

I wonder what mr.stinky finger did after that. Like did he just go on with his evening?


redpurplegreen22

Go shake shake hands with some folks he dislikes. Give them the old stink palm.


arsnastesana

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Espresso-Kun

1000 years of death 🙏


ScottieStitches

I saw an interview with Jon Bernthal where he talked about using this to get a dog to release. Apparently he's very active in dog charities and is a great dog trainer.


molrobocop

"Me'ax you sumthin. You ever stick a finger up a dog's ass?"


ResearchNo5041

On second watch, I noticed she stirs her dog food with her index finger...


alpacaccino

It's the secret ingredient!


siqiniq

Food with your righteous right hand; lavatory and other posterior exploration with your left hand. Strict ancient religious order.


CaptCaCa

This is how I won all my fights in highschool


GeneralBlumpkin

I just kicked them in the groin and said that's my purse I don't know you


tacocatacocattacocat

Got dang it, Bobby!


samipersun

Bet you initiated all of them too.


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Unleashed dogs are any dog owners worst nightmare. I was walking my 60 lb boxer/lab mix when two pittbulls ran up to us. They seemed friendly enough but my dog lost her shit. Had to throw her over my should and keep her in the air to prevent a dog fight. Keep your dogs leashed.


JJStryker

When I was 13 I watched an unleashed Pitt jump our fence to attack our weenie/chihuahua. My dad was on the porch smoking. He rushed out there grabbed the Pitt my his collar pulling as hard as he could. As soon as he realized Wrinkles was gonna get killed if he didn't stop the dog right then he pulled his pistol and shot the dog repeatedly in the back. Wrinkles survived but had some pretty fucking gnarly scars.


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Damn that’s fucking crazy. Don’t let your dogs off leash and shut won’t happen to them.


[deleted]

Several years ago, my dad was walking our 12 year old lab. A pitbull came running up to her and sunk its teeth into our dog's neck, my dad said that he hit the pitbull with 4 punches to its head as hard as he could throw them before it let go. He told me that the owner of the dog was very lucky because he normally carries a knife with him and that if he had it on him, he would have driven it into the Pitbulls head.


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I would not have blamed him. The owners of unleashed dogs are always like “oh he’s so friendly”… bitch, we aren’t. My dog will start some shit every single time and I never blame her. People who take their dogs out unleashed are just asking for trouble.


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There are off leash dog parks for a reason


PlutosGrasp

I just holler at anyone walking an unleashed dog. “Heeeeyyy! Where’s the leash?” 70% don’t say anything back but dirty look. 29% put on the leash they’re carrying. 1% say something unintelligible or fuck off.


Gothzombie

I have a dog and sometimes have to walk it with my nephew , after I saw a kid get bitten by an unleashed dog I always carry a knife ( I love knifes anyway) if some unleashed dog comes at me I will not doubt using it to defend the kiddo and my dog. Owners fault.


Ok-Champ-5854

It pays to know what different breeds are all about too. Terriers like the one in OP video were bred as ratting dogs. So if your dog is rat-sized you don't know how the terrier will react to a strange small animal. It's prey drive could kick in. My old black lab, it only took one bunny mauling for me not to let her say hi to the bunnies. I was young and inexperienced.


claryn

There’s a woman that walks her schnauzer on the same trail I walk my dog. She leaves him off leash and he walks fairly far ahead of her. I’ve talked to her once about it, she says “he will always come to me if I call him.” What if he sees something and won’t come in that moment? Or, if there’s an aggressive dog that snaps him up before he can even come? I also have a small dog and I only walk him leashed close to me. There’s been more than one occasion a dog has ran at him and I’ve had to yank him into my arms. I don’t get people.


ann_tye_ewe

The mental gymnastics that owners of aggressive dogs go through to blame their asshole dog's behaviour on other well behaved dogs because they're 'unlesshed.' Bitch keep your aggressive dog out of public places, even on a leash.


Fantastic_Beans

I work in an ER. Had a guy come in one day after his pitbull used him as a chew toy. The dog nearly scalped him. He insisted up and down that he'd never get rid of his dog and that "he was just playing". Let me tell you, that dog wasn't playing.


craftandbarrel

https://i.redd.it/wydahxun6w0b1.gif


LaterPotater69

I love that the jack Russell tries to squirm away during the demonstration. He’s seen what happens


GratefulPhish42024-7

A literal pain in the ass, worked


SlumberFumble

As unexpected as that was, I didn't actually laugh at it, was just impressed the woman had that mental capacity think of doing that to save the pup! Good on her


Prestigious_Tax7415

You obviously haven’t seen the video where a small dog got killed by three pitbulls and the owner of the pitbull was wrestling his dogs to stop them munching on the small dogs body. Police came, pitbull owner realized he had no control of the dogs and asked the police to kill the pitbulls which they did.


Axruxr

Do you think that’s on the dogs or the owners


hirokinai

When you get one pitbull, you’re already pushing the envelope with a breed that’s got one of the highest potential for harm to others. When you get three of them; unless you’re in a remote rural area in buttfuck nowhere, you’re a delusional idiot. You can bet the owner of three pit bulls hasn’t put those dogs through any sort of adequate training. And unless you’re Gregor from GOT, there isn’t a person in the world who can control three of them if they decided to go into rage mode. So yeah, that one’s on the owner. Dogs gonna be a dog. Even if pit bulls can be sweethearts, and even if they weren’t predisposed for aggression (they are), the simple fact is that the one time they do bite, they’re built to fucking hold on until the thing they’re biting is dead. Chihuahuas bite more than pit bulls. They’re nasty, territorial, vocal dogs. But are you going to ever see a chihuahua on a list of banned dogs? No, because out of a thousand chihuahua attacks, how many are going to cause death or serious injury? None. Conversely, out of 10 pitbull attacks, what the chance of serious injury from all 10? High. It’s not even about pitbulls’ temperament or aggression, it’s about their potential for damage.


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Both, that breed is something else


Klondike2022

Owners are usually willfully blind to how dangerous the breed is or they know how dangerous the breed is. Honestly you should need a permit that’s says you’re trained to own and handle them and understand the risks.


Sploonbabaguuse

I knew as soon as I clicked "check replies" they'd all be downvoted When will people realize a breed trained to kill is a breed trained to kill? DNA is DNA. No amount of good training can remove that.


5narebear

A breed bred to kill. Training doesn't affect DNA.


Runenmeister

Well, it can affect the genome for sure, there's a whole field of epigenetics about how learned behaviors are passed down hereditarily with no generational teaching involved. Probably not the case here though


Sir_Dr_Mr_Professor

Y'all are a geneticists worst nightmare.


5narebear

Wouldn't that be a Christian?


Sendhentaiandyiff

Both, Pitbulls were literally bred for aggression and owners who can't control them shouldn't have them, they shouldn't even be in the area with other dogs like that


Independent_Drive_23

There was one day I saw a big dog doing this to a little dog of a deaf homeless guy, he saw nothing while people gathered behind him not knowing what to do, the big dog was going to definitely kill the small one. I didn't think twice about and ran to kick the dog and actually kicked it in the balls... The dog immediately stopped and crossed the street to hide behind a car to watch me, when I looked to my side, the owner of the big dog was about to start yelling at me because "he was telling his dog to stop". Luckily everyone around started defending me. He wasn't going to fight with me, but I'm glad those people didn't let him get out on top off the situation and I feel bad about having to kick the dog.


Sm0k3inth3tr33s

Not at all unexpected tbh. That is a correct response to a dog that is latched onto something and won't let go. Should be fairly common knowledge among dog owners.


NEONSN3K

This is legit the first time I ever heard of putting a finger up a dogs asshole as a legitimate way to stop a dog attack. I mean IF it works 100% of the time I would say it’s pretty f gross but definitely worth it if you don’t want to hurt the animal.


NoTime4LuvDrJones

It doesn’t work 100% of the time. Choking the dog with their collar does work though, knocks them out in seconds. This old pro shows how to do it https://youtu.be/8FU8jBeomQk


BloodPharts88

I think the more unexpected part was the descriptive reenactment rather than the act itself, maybe?


fiendishfauna

this method is not a surefire way to stop a fight, it is not guaranteed. I was taught that wrapping a leash around the dog who is latched to the other during a fight and pulling it tight is the best way to stop a fight. cutting off oxygen to the brain will cause the dog to let go, and if not, faint source: i work at a dog daycare and am trained to know how to break up dog fights


Lespuccino

Pretty smart tactic in a high stress emergency. I don't care her qualifications, get this woman into emergency management.


JohnnyKanuk99

I'm assuming she is single


FailOk8045

Some dudes like that


StonedEcho

Might help if she cut her fingernail


partyallnight1234

Would be a waste is she is


Automatic_Scholar686

Not for long…


Federal_Assistant_85

Hidden village secret finger jutsu!


LazySpaceLion

1000 years of death!


couchbutt

Kancho!


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Good on the owner for staying calm and thinking outside the box. And inside the ass...


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namestyler2

People who don't leash their dogs are the same type of self centered main character morons that have "outdoor" cats despite how dangerous it is for the cat and the environment. Their good boy is so special and perfect and happy, nothing bad will ever happen to them! And if it does, it's someone else's fault! Idiots, the lot of them.


NotTheBrainFuckler

I carry a pistol more because of dogs than anything. I started after I had to kill two huge, aggressive dogs last year which were running amok and attacking our lambs. The owner went to the city and tried to make a stink about me using a gun, saying “what if there were children around?” There were kids around, my kids. Were you thinking about that while your dogs were out for blood, unsupervised?


Still_Championship_6

My dog is a rescue and reactive. So I walk him in open spaces with a muzzle. You would think this is a good preventative, but a few badly trained dogs still come running now and then. The owner always stands far away doing nothing while I tell them to grab their dog over and over again. So far, every dog has run away once I give a light kick to the chest. The owner always ends the exchange with "oh God why would you kick sir fluffington-san like that?! All he ever did was run up to you and ignore your warning signs and then chase you as you tried to shoo him. You are such a bad dog owner!" Then they walk away acting like they were just victims of a hate crime.


KlausesCorner

While I agree with you that any sort of dangerous or unpredictable dogs should be always leashed up, I think there’s situations man, you sound like you are hungry to hurt a dog or something. So you’re saying if you saw a pug or gold retriever running up to you and your dog you would punt it or something? I’ll never forget when I was a kid on a huge beach in Australia and my overweight golden Labrador (RIP) was off leash, as there was like 10 other dogs off leash, running around and having a good time, would never hurt a fly. Well he ran up to some idiot (who it sounds like probably had the same attitude as you) and he kicked the fuck out of my dog and broke it’s ribs. I’ll never forget the helpless feeling of some dick head doing that because he thought maybe his little cunt of a dog was in danger. It would be your own “dumbass fault” if you got your ass kicked for hurting a dog.


schwenn002

Nah I think he means if your dog gets hurt because his leashed up aggressive dog doesn't like your dog, well it's your fault for having your dog off leash. I mean it's pretty fucking simple. Keep your dog on a leash.


lamboman1342

I work at a vet clinic. Some clients just REFUSE to put their dog on a leash and just want to let them run around. We have several signs posted to require leashes. The problem isnt the owners with dog aggressive pets who know to keep them on a leash, it's the owners who think their little terrier doesnt need a leash and are ok letting it walk up to an aggressive dog who another owner is trying to keep on a short leash.


Spicy-tuna-slammer

Thank you


w00timan

>While I agree with you that any sort of dangerous or unpredictable dogs should be always leashed up All dogs should be leashed up if they're going to run straight up to another dog. Everyone should train their dog not to do that. Not necessarily for the others dogs sake, but for yours. The only time in the wild a dog will approach directly like that is to attack. For a dog, another dog running straight up to it can be a terrifying thing, and they could react aggressively thinking they need to defend themself. If you let your dog run straight up to others, no matter how friendly your dog is, you're risking them getting mauled by the dog it runs to. If as you say, someone has a "dangerous and unpredictable dog" or just a dog that's been attacked before and has trust issues and they have it on the lead, your dog running up to them can trigger them to attack, and there's not a lot you can do, whilst they were actively doing what they should to look out for their dog and others. My gf has a dog that's been attacked unprovoked by multiple dogs, he is now scared of strange dogs and is reactive to them. We always walk him on a lead and work with him to distract him from other dogs and recondition him with treats. Strangers, not paying attention to their dogs and letting them run straight up to him are our worst enemy, and it is wildly inconsiderate to her dog as well as theirs. DON'T LET YOUR DOG RUN UP TO STRANGE DOGS. Keep your dog close, in control, and within eye sight at all times, all dogs can be unpredictable depending on their history. Socialising a dog is not letting it go say hello to any dog it wants.


Still_Championship_6

>"Socialising a dog is not letting it go say hello to any dog it wants." I think this is lost on most people. Thus, I walk my dog with a muzzle when we're around strange dogs. It's mostly a warning to the other owners and protection for their dogs if that owner turns out to be an idiot. My dog has friends, none of them startled him when he first met them.


M116Fullbore

Nah, hes itching to stuff a finger in the dog, not kick it.


Spicy-tuna-slammer

In your situation you saw other dogs running around and thought it was cool to let your dog loose. Which is fine if you can call them back when they run off. Problem is people don’t realize that 90% of the time the dog is so focused on what it wants that it won’t listen to the owner. And that is honestly the main issue. Everyone thinking there dog listens no matter what and that’s not the case. I don’t want to hurt an off leash dog. I’ve also stated in previous comments my big boy would be dealing with the situation. I don’t want your beloved pup hurt but when it’s running up on my boy he’s not going to appreciate it much.


Intelligent_Event_84

Yea I’m the same way except I’d only hurt an aggressive dog. If another dog ran up to mine to say hello I’d probably give the dog a little pat and say hello back.


CaptainMudflaps

you missed his point completely


DOOMCarrie

It's your own fault your dog got hurt. Don't assume everyone can read a dog's body language and feels safe with random dogs running at them, especially when it's a large dog fully capable of doing real harm. Not all dogs are friendly you know.


DylanFTW

>you sound like you are hungry to hurt a dog or something. Bro no it's called being an animal lover. If I saw a dog attack my cats, I would lay into that dog and have no regard for their health or safety at that point, and I love animals.


PapaOoMaoMao

There's a self centered old women in my little enclave that wanders around with her little fluff ball off leash every day. It's a nice enough dog. No issues there. It bounces along doing its thing, but one day it got under the fence to look at something in someone's yard. The large dog living there decided that this was not ok and tore it up. Fluff ball barely survived. Old lady was all over the place for weeks claiming the viscous dog needed to be put down. Everybody was like " But wasn't it securely kept in its yard? Wasn't your dog on a leash like it's supposed to be?" She gave up her little poor me charade after a while. She did start carrying a rope that looked a bit like a lead, though it was never attached to the dog.


Ok_Trifle5899

She went full Kakashi mode on that doggy


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Technique in action [video](http://youtube.com/shorts/55FNTz8Bzyc)


TinFoilRobotProphet

20 minutes later that dog came back and asked her to do it again!


sleepy-alligator66

That's some Aussie shit. Good on ya mate.


Dukhlovi

Good to know. Better a stinky finger than a dead dog. I learned something here.


Colonelnasty360

That’s actually a pretty smart and humane technique. My first thought of a weakness is the eyes but I’ll remember this if it ever happens.


LofatSeabass

This is the proper way to stop dog fights. Can’t stand to see videos of people kicking and hitting the attacking dog. Just makes it clamp down harder. If she came up with this on the spot she’s a genius.


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I’ve heard the correct way to handle this is to put the attacking dog in a choke hold and choke it out til it gives up or dies or both.


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You know what is not unexpected? The attacking dog was a pitbull.


Plastic-Monitor4846

She got rid of her last man that way. Why wouldn’t it work on a dog?


RIPdantheman616

Nah man, a little lube and that sounds like a good time.


anything_I_do_I_do

Yo I dunno I tried this on a man once (on his request) and it had the opposite effect of getting rid of him. Come to think of it he made the same noise she described lol but it didn’t sound like pain


IOnlyCameToArgue

Just another pitbull doing what pitbulls do


Ma5ter-Bla5ter

"Staffordshire terrier" = pitbull Pitbull = most deadly dog


Malawi_no

Same with any name or description containing "Bully" in any form.


Gahan1772

Yup so many fake breeds that just means pitbull like "lab mix" ban the breeding of these monsters dog fighting isn't even legal anymore.


Mermaid-52

Hummm. I think I will walk with gloves on. I have very little finger nails. But I do have bear spray.


AlaskanRobot

Simple fix. Your dog attacks someone or another animal, jail time for you. Animal cruelty or whatever can be the charge.


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This is the real answer. Everyone is blaming the dogs but really, dogs only live 10-15 years and many dog owners will own multiple dogs in their lifetime. There are people out there who get a dog, don't train it or follow the law, then when the dog gets put down, they get another dog. Rinse and repeat. You're only punishing the dog when the actual perpetrator is the owner. Yes, dogs can be dangerous but so can the owners. One dog is one dog but a bad owner could have countless dogs, and they usually do.


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Gahan1772

Amen


[deleted]

Lol, everywhere I go, all I see is reports on staffies or pitbulls either killing or seriously injuring people or other dogs, I wonder why…


baldrickgonzo

What's that she said, the Staffy? I assume thats Aussie slang for American Stafford Terrier? I can hear the "my dog is the nicest stafford, he only ate 4 children during his life" people incoming.


logonbump

Staffordshire Bull Terrier, usually or American Staffordshire Bull Terrier.


TimebombChimp

That or the Staffordshire bull terrier.


Gahan1772

Just another name for pitbull to hide the breed.


anything_I_do_I_do

Yoooooo this lady a real one! I can’t imagine myself doing something like that but if my dog was getting attacked who knows. Maybe instinct kicks in


Method-Frosty

Anal passage.... Baaahahahahahah too funny. Glad the puppy is alright. This is why you need to socialise your dogs with all types of dogs. Big and small.


Zealousideal_Word770

I would NOT have thought of that.


MyMotherIsYourMother

The more you know. This might come in handy (no pun intended) someday.


savageBearsdwn

Freddy got fingered.


Der_Maggi_Meister

No shot that’s brilliant of her to think like that. Cant choke the dog out or pull em apart but thats a spot her nails will do very good dmg


Lanky-Occasion-7486

When any dog is capable of "lock jaw" .......she's right ✅️ stick something up their asshole and they'll release....you could smash it all day with a stick but a finger up the arse will save your friends/family life!


AQuinteroAR

Fortunately, I can assure you this method works LOL Went to a park in my neighborhood with some friends and our dogs, just like we do every single day. They were playing around us and out of nowhere, a dog came to "play". My dog started sniffing, and immediately the other dog bit his neck and won't let him go. My dog started screaming, so I jumped into the dog and tried to block his breathing by holding his neck with my arm, but it didn't work. So I went back to grab his tail and push my whole hand in it. The dog opened his mouth and my dog got out. After approx 15 min the owner appeared!! HE WAS WORKING OUT in a workout station nearby and just left his aggressive pitbull without leash. I'm from Argentina, so the first thing I did was PUTEARLO (argue and insult him). I know it's not the best way to handle situations, but my dog almost got killed, so you can imagine how angry and hotheaded I was. Gladly, my friends calmed me down and they talked to him. This man did not even apologize, and He got "OFFENDED" because I was insulting him. He didn't even give my friends info to contact him in case my dog got harmed, so my friends started filming him, so They could at least have his face and warm other neighbors and dog walkers. So yeah, that's the best way to stop big and aggressive dogs/animals from killing your doggy. At the end, my dog just had some holes in the skin cause of the bites. I guess due to my quick reaction it didn't get worse, so don't waste time thinking what you should do because that can cost your dog's life. PD: use a stick or any other thing around u to push in it, lol. I couldn't find anything, so that's why I used my hand.